If you are in the middle of desert, and only have a knife at your left hand and a cup of coffee latte at your right hand, what will you do?
| If you are in the middle of desert, and only have a knife at your left hand and a cup of coffee at your right hand, what will you do to ensure your survival? Provide a creative answer |
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| Throw scolding hot coffee in your face, knife you, and eat your remains for lunch over the next several weeks until I find my way out of the desert again. (Great, now all of MAL is going to think I'm a psychotic yandere...) |
Lost_VikingAug 16, 2018 9:06 AM
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The answer is simple. I'm gonna die. |
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Clearly you drink the coffee to make more fresh urine hydration. Then you use the knife. |
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| start walking and when you feel very thirsty, you drink just a little bit and do that the same thing over and over again until you run out of coffee and if you don't find people or water, basically just stab yourself. |
| Drink half of the coffee, then half of the remaining half and then repeat. You won't run out of it unless you do it infinitely many times so you're safe. As for knife idk kill some travellers ig |
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| So which desert am I in the middle of? |
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| ok i am an alchemist i would draw the circle thing then do enchantment thing then have water + coffee beans + ceramic (assuming cup is ceramic) then plant beans using piece of ceramic and water them die of heat exhaustion my body is compost for the beans beans thrive and prosper desert is no longer desert, but a huge grove of bean plants i am literally the beans i am ensuring my survival |
| I don't think that my survival is in my own hands anymore if I have that little to work with. Might as well drink the coffee and then.. well. Walk until I pass out from exhaustion and die. Or get lucky and find another living soul. |
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| kill a tusken raider to take their clothes, and then introduce starbucks to the sand people |
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^^^ this, I can completely relate to. |
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| I drink the coffee, and then I stab a cactus for water. |
| Go get the suger. It's something coffee doesn't exist without. What am I surviving against, btw? Life? |
DessertThiefAug 16, 2018 9:44 PM
| -insert wise old moosy adage- |
The word limit is a bitch, ain't it?? |
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| stab the coffee damn characters limit |
  buy mochi at the mochi store and friends at the friend store |
| drink the knife then stab yourself with the coffee |
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| Rest assured, I always tell my parents where I go. They will get help for me. Also, I always travel with a group of people if I decide to go for a survival activity. I recommend you to always stop imagining yourself carrying a ceramic cup in the middle of god knows where desert. |
| 60:40 iam gonna starve to death or by dehydration but i sip half and throw the rest (as much i love coffee it is useless as sources of water), and save the cup for later use, if i could find any edible cactus or "plants", i even will eat any edible raw animal just for survives yet i only have a bit knowledge about surviving in desert |
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| Take a desert camel hostage and force it to help me get out of the desert while keeping it awake with coffee~ |
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| Sprinkle some sand on the coffee, making it seem like a cinnamon swirl and lure some random spoiled hipster girl to me then proceed to mug her posh ass |
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lol i was thinking something like that.... |
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| Use the knife to kill a camel then eat it and it's gonna be obvious on what you'll do to your cup of coffee. |
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| pour out the coffee and shank some travellers for their shit |
| Keep the knife. It can help me get rid of the deadliest snakes out there. |
I feel so blue ... you are my world ... but you are not mine ♫    |
| Pour out the coffee, and then repeatedly start stabbing the cup with the knife for no good reason. |
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| Pick a direction, walk in that direction, follow up any signs of habitation. Try to pick a landmark in the distance or use the stars to avoid walking in big circles. If it's a hot desert, I think it's a good idea to seek shade during the middle of the day instead of trying to travel. |
| I would drink the coffee right away because I think it will be hard to carry it without accidentally pouring some then I would use the cup as a container for anything else I might find. The knife can be very useful to cut down cactus that contains water inside it and I would put the water in the empty cup. Otherwise I will add an additional "S" in "desert" to make it a "dessert". A dessert with some coffee would be good. |
| In the first place I wouldn't have any coffee because I don't drink that stuff. And I'm not a survivor, if I see things get rough I would end myself with that stupid knife. |
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| Honestly, I think how you'd get into that situation is way more interesting than how you'd get out of it. I'd just walked out of a Starbucks with my coffee when I pick up a knife I find dropped on the ground when suddenly I find myself transported to the Sahara |
| easy just drink the coffee then stab myself |
| Stab the cup of coffee for looking at me the wrong way. Assert my dominance |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
| Drink the coffee and stab myself lol wtf else do you want me to do |
| Drink the coffee, perform harakiri ritual. |
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| use the knift to cut up coconuts and use the coffee for self defense. |
| drink the coffee and cut my wrist to drink my blood |
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