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Nov 7, 2021 3:46 PM
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For myself i'd say my own self cause of death, would be a heart attack or massive headache from seeing cringe online i mean hey, my health isn't so good these days and it could be my very last thread but whatevz not like it would matter to anyone anyways.

So how do you think you are going to die one day?
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Nov 7, 2021 3:47 PM
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I am probably going to die either due to poor attention span, or some stupid human being interfered with my life somehow.
Nov 7, 2021 3:49 PM
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NextUniverse said:
I am probably going to die either due to poor attention span, or some stupid human being interfered with my life somehow.


One can that all the time with logging on here.

Nov 7, 2021 3:50 PM
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Car crash. Some people have told me that I should drive more calmly. Also, a lot of accidents happen in my city.
Nov 7, 2021 3:51 PM
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rz21c97 said:
Car crash. Some people have told me that I should drive more calmly.



Well guess you're going to be the next big isekai star huh lol.

Nov 7, 2021 4:04 PM
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Some health problem related to my lifestyle


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Nov 7, 2021 4:06 PM
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MonkeeDan said:
Some health problem related to my lifestyle


Same here for me since i spend way too much time online.

Nov 7, 2021 4:10 PM
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Probably run over because I'm not always paying attention to things around me.
Nov 7, 2021 4:30 PM
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Probs murdered.

Gonna meet with some guy one day and he's probably just gonna fuck my shit up and murder me.



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Nov 7, 2021 5:11 PM
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I most likely will turn into Undead Lich, my health and body seem to have a great potential for that.

Nov 7, 2021 5:16 PM

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Hopefully dying of old age in my sleep.
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Nov 7, 2021 5:22 PM
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DrSexy said:
Hopefully dying of old age in my sleep.


You are way too sexy for death itself.

Nov 7, 2021 5:23 PM

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Might be natural causes. My life is too boring for me to get murdered or stomach cancer or something like that.


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Nov 7, 2021 5:26 PM
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LightWorker said:
Probably run over because I'm not always paying attention to things around me.
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Probs murdered.

Gonna meet with some guy one day and he's probably just gonna fuck my shit up and murder me.


Its most likely going to be all of the above as well for myself with being both getting my shit fucked up as well as being ran over.

Nov 7, 2021 5:28 PM

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Probably just from a normal heart attack.

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Nov 7, 2021 5:39 PM

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I'd probably say Heart attack

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Nov 7, 2021 6:11 PM

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If I'm lucky, it'll be as a hero, saving someone else. I still dream dumb dreams like that sometimes.
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Nov 7, 2021 8:52 PM

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Either something like cancer or just old age



Nov 7, 2021 9:30 PM

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Reading these threads - like goddamn, man!

Nov 7, 2021 10:15 PM

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Probably a heart attack. I eat like shit(I track my macros and today 50% of it was fat, 40% carbs and 10% protein).
Or maybe a collision while I’m riding my bike. Idk how much times I’ve came close to a car hitting me and considering I don’t wear a helmet or have bike lights this seems like a pretty high chance of happening.
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Nov 7, 2021 10:24 PM

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I hope that I die naturally and not in some exciting way.
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Nov 7, 2021 10:28 PM

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Death by Satoko. ...Wait a second, I'm not Rika.
Nov 7, 2021 10:38 PM

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This thread is so dark lmao.
For me probably, health issues.
Nov 7, 2021 10:42 PM

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I'm an agoraphobic 30 year old who hasn't had friends in over 12 years. I've given up on the one thing I really wanted to do in life, being a dad. I sleep 18 hours a day and live off pizza and dr pepper.

If I don't sudoku then I would be surprised.
Nov 7, 2021 11:26 PM

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I'd say probably getting stabbed and murdered by some hag on the street
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Nov 8, 2021 1:19 AM
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Definitely the internet sheepies.
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Nov 8, 2021 1:22 AM

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could be alcoholism if i don't remain sober. or just plain old age. who knows
Nov 8, 2021 1:23 AM

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Id probably die from some rope or some pills
Nov 8, 2021 1:24 AM

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Probably just dying from unhealthy care of my body or something. The world's getting more polluted so it's probably going to happen sooner. I'm pretty sure it's impossible for people to live to 100 nowadays because of it. Back in the day, it was normal to live to 500.
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Nov 8, 2021 1:30 AM

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something that caused due to my unhealthy life style

i bet i won't die from an old age bc i'll die earlier
Nov 8, 2021 5:18 AM
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SmugSatoko said:
Death by Satoko. ...Wait a second, I'm not Rika.


I'll save this for the next time i spam @AlexPaulLewz's comments section.

Nov 8, 2021 5:31 AM
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Peacefully in my sleep.
Or perhaps never and Jesus returns for the Judgement Day.
The latter sounds more appealing.
Nov 8, 2021 5:37 AM

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I already know how I’m going to die. I have it all planned just in case.
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Nov 8, 2021 5:45 AM
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yesterday i ruminated about this illness https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CADASIL
i certainly have the migraines, but alot of people do and this thing is very rare so i hope i don't suffer from it
Nov 8, 2021 7:19 AM

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Crow_Black said:
I'll save this for the next time i spam @AlexPaulLewz's comments section.

lol... Did you forget / not realize I'm SadMadoka or something? Just noticed we're not "MAL friends" anymore. :'(
Nov 8, 2021 7:20 AM
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Me Dying

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Nov 8, 2021 8:31 AM
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SmugSatoko said:
Crow_Black said:
I'll save this for the next time i spam @AlexPaulLewz's comments section.

lol... Did you forget / not realize I'm SadMadoka or something? Just noticed we're not "MAL friends" anymore. :'(


Sorry, i tend to remove people i hadn't had active for a while because i tend to think people start to slowy hate me ;( And i had no idea who you were as well too as i don't really accept random frs anymore.

re-adding now.

Nov 8, 2021 8:33 AM
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AlexPaulLEWZ said:
Peacefully in my sleep.
Or perhaps never and Jesus returns for the Judgement Day.
The latter sounds more appealing.


At this point, its most likely the rona that will get us all or the mal forums first.

Nov 8, 2021 8:39 AM
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ACasualViewer said:
Car crash or natural causes most likely, I am a terrible driver but if I don't die in a crash ill die of regular age related disease at some point.


Pretty typical, when you live in the Toronto area like we do.

Nov 8, 2021 8:46 AM

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Perhaps it would be age, health or cancer as I smoke regularly for over 5 years already (not gonna stop in at least few years),

The less probable scenerios would be by murder, killed at war (most of 18+ years old male in Poland can be forced to join army when there is war x) ), or dying at car/train/plane accident
Nov 8, 2021 8:48 AM
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ACasualViewer said:
Crow_Black said:


Pretty typical, when you live in the Toronto area like we do.


Every time I am forced to drive through Brampton I just accept there is a chance ill die that day.


Here in our area these are said to be the worst roads around.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-s-worst-roads-to-drive-on-in-2021-have-been-revealed-1.5453467

Victoria Road, Prince Edward County
Carling Avenue, Ottawa
Barton Street East, Hamilton
County Road 49, Prince Edward County
Eglinton Avenue East, Toronto
Hunt Club Road, Ottawa
Eglington Avenue West, Toronto
Innes Road, Ottawa
Algonquin Boulevard West, Timmins
Queen Street, Kingston

Nov 8, 2021 12:03 PM
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ACasualViewer said:
Crow_Black said:


Here in our area these are said to be the worst roads around.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-s-worst-roads-to-drive-on-in-2021-have-been-revealed-1.5453467

Victoria Road, Prince Edward County
Carling Avenue, Ottawa
Barton Street East, Hamilton
County Road 49, Prince Edward County
Eglinton Avenue East, Toronto
Hunt Club Road, Ottawa
Eglington Avenue West, Toronto
Innes Road, Ottawa
Algonquin Boulevard West, Timmins
Queen Street, Kingston


Those roads are the worst in terms of quality, but Brampton drivers are from another world, feels like they just bribed their way to a drivers license in a foreign country and transferred it over to Canada. Even the truck drivers there seem to be unaware of the concept of turn signals.


And the ttc drivers as well too don't get me started on public transit.

Nov 8, 2021 12:21 PM

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Death by snu snu is how I want to go...
Nov 8, 2021 12:21 PM

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diabetes if the amount of daily sugar consumed by me doesn't decrease
Nov 8, 2021 12:53 PM

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most likely health complications.



so sleepy...

did you need something?

Nov 8, 2021 5:27 PM

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I've always had health problems, so any of them. Most likely diabetes due to my horrible eating habits and lack of exercise.
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Nov 8, 2021 5:30 PM
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Moonlizard said:
Death by snu snu is how I want to go...


Pre-2020 responses like this really has me laughing quite hard!!! XDDD

Nov 8, 2021 5:45 PM
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Illness, more likely than not. I have a pretty bad immune system, lol
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Nov 9, 2021 2:25 AM

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Either suicide or Chinese organ harvesters.
Nov 9, 2021 2:26 AM

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Probably a stroke or a heart attack given my family history.
Take care of yourself

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