"Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Bugatti..."
-Patrick Tateman
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. When will you die?" -Vsauce
"I am not the danger, Skyler. I AM IN DANGER." -Walter Black
"Facts don't care about your feelings, but I do." -Trans Shapiro
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a 200 megaton hydrogen bomb will definitely vaporize me" -WutIsDis
"You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." -Ayn Rand
"I thought genocide was good, but after reading the ending of AOT, I think it's bad." -Adolf Hitler reborn in 2021
My name is Fondel Maballs. I'm 69 years old. I am a citizen of Kizma's Empire, and I am not married. I work as a doctor who specializes in treating ligma, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 2 AM, and make sure I get five hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about two hours of internet surfing before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with idiots on the internet, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to end up in a debate, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Functioning member of society by day, unhinged shitposter by night.
Damn you rickrolled me LoL. I never thought it would happen. I even learned the YouTube video ID so I could avoid it, but I never expected someone to hide the link in a MAL bio of all places.
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Pretty good on my end, I hope to be able to finish a few work projects in the coming months.