Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!?

Truth be told, I don’t even know why the hell I decided to watch this show. The manga is nothing short of guilty pleasure that borderlines on hentai while containing immense amount of ecchi content and nudity. Somehow, it got announced for an anime adaptation because why the hell not.

To put in the most straightforward way possible, this show is fan service fest dealing with rouchy, unbridled ecchi. The plot is hardly noticeable as you’ll be far too distracted into the fan service than anything else. The groans, sexy moans, and those colorful choreographed camera shots are what you’ll see all the way for each ... episode. Beach episode? Check. Trashy drama in the infirmary? Check. Sexy Santa outfits? Check. In fact, you’ll be checking off a list of ecchi content on the bucket list by the time the show is over.

But what’s wrong with a show like this? Don’t we have enough fan service nowadays that all over the place each season anyway? Well, that’s true but it’s more tempting to say this show is nothing short than a sex education in disguise. It seems the show follows a path to get us to understand something about adults; or perhaps more specifically, teachers. The first few episodes decorates this anime with fan service, suggestive camera shots, and even some “fluids”. Anyone healthy male can understand what that implies, right?

Meet Kana Kojima, the high school teacher at Kawanua West. The episode immediately puts her into compromising positions whenever it gets the chance with her student, Ichiro Sato. It flirts with their relationship by throwing those two into erotic moments. In fact, every main protagonist somehow gets thrown into a compromising position in way or another. There’s no hidden motive or anything. It’s just what this show is. The other faulty members in the show – Hikari, Mayu, and Chizuru all falls in the line of being a walking billboard of fan service. Hikari has her fine toned body, Mayu is armed with a busty chest and boobs, and Chizuru has that “I don’t give a shit” attitude while undressing herself. But you know what they say….sex sells. These ladies fills the role of being sex education instructors.

On the other side, there are the male characters who all get their sexy time with the adults. Characters are paired together to bring the most out of each other through skit-like storytelling. Each episode contains several scenes that collectively tells a short story. In fact, this anime is only half the length. Besides all that, I think it’s safe to say the male characters are the more innocent and pure types. Satou is the friendly kid who somehow always ends up in Kana’s chest or ass. Somehow, Mayu’s chest attracts Rin like a magnet. Takashi gets treated like a kid by Hikari without realizing their age difference. And, Chizuru…can we just put an anchor on her ass? Once you’ve realized who is paired up with who in the show, it becomes obvious why this anime exists. It’s to sell sex without the actual sex.

Now with that said and done, it's up to you to judge whether you should watch this anime or not. However, I would say that anyone with a fully functional brain will realize how ridiculous this anime can be. It’s a guilty pleasure show carved from every male fantasies imaginable. Every episode aims to try getting the guys to reach orgasm. The amount of ecchi jumps out at you like pouring rice. I do admit that sometimes, I can feel a bit of guilty pleasure from watching this. But at the end of the day, it’s better to avoid this show and go get yourself laid for some real pleasure.

Trash anime. No doubt about it, this is trash anime.

So then, how come…I’m masturbating to it?

Psshhh, I’m lying. Not a single person is spanking their monkey to this censored pile of unfulfilled expectations.

Why the hell are you here, Teacher!? features an ‘average’ high school student, Ichirou Satou, who happens to be the luckiest bastard alive because he always finds himself in scandalous situations with the school floozy (i.e. Kana Kojima). Who, by the way, happens to be his sexy teacher. The story is relatively straightforward. Each episode begins with a monologue from Ichirou (regarding his skepticism in finding ... Kana in a state of undress), and the awkward/comedic consequences of circumventing that situation.

The situations, themselves, are absurd. Mirroring the randomness and irrationality of a Japanese ENF (Embarrassed Naked Female) video. Which is acceptable, if the intent is to have the viewer spritz their computer screen with high fructose porn syrup. But when censorship runs amok, limp noodles are sure to ensue. In terms of tickling the viewer’s ‘funny bone’ — which was the objective — it came off as uninspired, dull, and unambitious.

The main characters, Kana and Ichirou, are beyond bland. Kana has two emotions: embarrassed and pissed off. And, on rare occasions, both at the same time (actually, it’s not that rare). This may seem like a detriment — which it is — but it’s not as awful as Ichirou’s perpetual awkwardness and dearth personality. Not only are the ‘random’ happenstances contrived, but the gags lack an element of unpredictability. Any comedy worth its weight in salt, disorients the viewer into believing a certain outcome will occur, then pulling the rug at the last moment to deliver the punchline. The issue with a deliberately smutty show, is that the gags follow a predictable pattern (i.e. ’accidental’ stripteases) — smothering any possibility of hilarity.

*Very Minor Spoilers*

Nande Koko Ni Sensei Ga: The romance anime, set in a school mass hiring paedophilic teachers with the most profound dumb (un)luck? The anime that puts teacher and student in situations that defy all sense of logic and realism to convey an almost non existent story, but oh wait! There is boobies!

Story 2/10
Nande koko ni sensei ga is yet another fetish show this time on taboo relationships - Teacher X Student. Three dense main characters and a shota embark on their thrilling quest to confess love to their teachers. That's the entire plot so how can they make that interesting in 12 ... episodes? Boobies.
It replaces development of the story with fanservice and unconstrained ecchi, does absolutely nothing special to differentiate itself from countless other shows almost identical in format. Panty shots, nip slips, waifu bait, females who moan whenever they are touched, an awful censored version and half assed emotional moments. It's a 12 year olds utopia! But sadly, I'm not 12 so instead of beating my meat I watched this shit in awe pondering how a sane human could possibly choreograph such ridiculous scenes. I don't have the vocabulary to express how utterly absurd this show is. It's 12 episodes of situations that could never happen in real life, its not creative more desperate: they try find any possibility to fit an ecchi moment in the situations that they're originally in and come up with some of the dumbest scenes you'll ever witness. I would honestly call this closer to a comedy due to how stupid this show takes itself. Teacher jumps in the ocean, happens to have venomous sea snakes, he offers to suck out the venom, she happens to get bitten next to her genitals, so he follows through accordingly. Kid gets a happy meal and doesn't get the toy he wants, the teacher offers to trade toys with the kid, they trade the toy is thrown in the air lands inside her bra, the child then hugs her as a thank you, it starts vibrating on her nipple then the teachers potential counterpart bends down to put the umbrella over her and the handle goes on her genitals and she orgasms in front of two children and a teenage boy. enough? no, want more? Guy sits in the cold and gets light headed then straight up gives this teacher head because he's thirsty. No that seriously happens, isn't that a little too unrealistic? and by the end of the show you're desensitised so it just gets predictable and boring as this happens about 3 times an episode.

Characters 2/10
Meet Satou Ichirou, a braindead nerd that's too dense to understand that his teacher who kissed him actually l-l-likes him!?!? There is really nothing to talk in terms of Satou as a character because everything I just explained is his entire personality, but that's not it. The worst character is his mum, now I don't know about anyone else but my mum didn't desperately encourage me to have sex with older woman and make me give her grandchildren as a 17 year old boy. Well I guess they had to make it legal so they added a parent who encouraged it, but she didn't encourage it she borderline peer pressured her own son to have sex with someone. Instead of developing her character and giving an explanation as to why she's rushing her son into having sex so young, they leave us completely in the dark making it painfully obvious that she's just cash grab waifu bait in the off chance this anime became wildly popular. Kojima Kana otherwise known as "Kojima the demon" is a teacher known for her rash and cruel methods of teaching, this may have been an underlying metaphor for not judging someone off how everyone perceives them, oh who am I kidding this is nande koko ni sensei ga. The thing that frustrated me most was instead of having a natural voice change they have two completely juxtaposing voices: shouting furious, the voice of a damn loli. I understand they're appealing to horny 12 year olds but I doubt they need their hand held so much that you'd begin to believe this teacher has multiple personality disorder. As you progress the story the characters get more tropey and easier to condense descriptions to a sentence or two. Big angry looking man, kind in the inside, Shota boy who's matured, shy virgin boy and a dense omega virgin. Small teacher with loli features, very shy. Free willed teacher who's immature and a tsundere who doesn't understand shame; strips in public. All with they're ridiculous nicknames e.g. "Holy Mother Matsukaze" and "Absolute Zero Tachibana"

Art 5/10
Relatively average new-gen art style and animation, environments are on the most part quite nice and consistent. Nothing much to say here its nothing to hate this anime for but also nothing to really praise it for either.

sound 5/10
Music is extremely average on the whole besides one or two relatively good songs on the ost, but their placement of the songs are absolutely dreadful - Bra gets undone by accident, calming jazz music! Guy has to suck venom out of a girls genitals - sad piano music! I really didn't like the opening sequence and the ending song was quite good in my opinion.

Enjoyment 4/10
If you try desperately hard to ignore the boat load of flaws thrown into your face and take this show as stupid as it takes itself, then you can get a decent amount of enjoyment from it. The first few episodes were very enjoyable, you weren't desensitised from the absurd scenes so you could keep guessing and start laughing at the unreasonable moments, but as you progress the story you begin to be able to guess what's going to happen and if you guess wrong you're still not surprised with the outcome. Overall it accounted to a 4 as you'll speed through the first 6 episodes and then it will just gradually fall to slow pace despite the 10 minute episodes.

Overall 3/10
Definitely not the worst anime I've ever watched but I have watched a higher amount of better animes then I have worse. Nothing much else to say here the rest is said above.

Why the hell are you here, Teacher!? ( Teacher) is one of the ecchi softcore porn shows of the season. Primarily focusing on this guy hooking up with his teacher due to the fact they are always ending up in compromising situations with each other.

Usually on its ecchi nature Teacher would be just fine, nothing spectacular, but it the kind of show that has a specific demographic in mind. That said if you are a fan of this kind of show stay far far away from it. In its current state Teacher is severely neutered by censorship. Teacher is pretty much unwatchable with ... all the "no no no" type screens. Now generally for these kinds of shows, there is an uncensored version a couple of days after the initial episode release which good news there is one, but the bad news is that it's not so much uncensored as "less censored." This odd censoring has lead many I have talked with about Teacher to speculate that the studio producing this is trying to get more money by holding the truly uncensored version to the Blu-ray release.

Personally, I don't mind ecchi shows they generally are just mediocre, and typically the highest I will rate them at is a seven if I am generous. Teacher does not do anything out of the ordinary, and for that reason is only meh I would not recommend even starting this even if one is a fan of the genre and if for some reason you absolutely have to see this wait on the Bluray.

TL;DR Multi-fetish, very explicit ecchi with short episodes, each split into two spicy male fantasy excuse plots for showing impressive tits and ass. The production values are very high, the look moe-ish, the comedy ok - and yes, it's sexy. The show doesn’t try to hide what's offered - comedic soft-hentai of high quality, take it or leave it.

*** Story ***
What story? This is a soft-hentai ecchi about four age-gap "female teacher loves underage student" relations. The four teachers represent classic male fantasy types. We have two Innocent Fanservice Girls ("Emotionless Girl" and "Childhood Friend"), one tsundere Waifu ("She's good to children and wants ... a family!"), and a shy Moe-blob. You'll see their tits twice per episode, each of which is split into two 6-minute fantasies. Subtract 1 minute excuse plot per fantasy and 3 mins OP/ED and you get 7 minutes of "plot" per episode.

The fetishes presented by far exceed the usual groping and pantyshots, we talk about for example golden showers, nurses, and bondage fantasies. Definitely beyond Prison School standard. A highly voyeuristic camera makes sure we don't miss any part of the four teacher's voluptuous bodies. There's hard censorship in the TV version, both with overlays and completely blanked screens. An uncensored OVA is announced to become available in time for the Christmas 2019 season. In one uncensored shot from the OP you can clearly see that the pantyshot type used is the one with the camel toe visible trough the fabric.

One problem I had is the fact that I'm pretty much watching reverse pedophilia, because all boys are underage. Abusing a teacher-student relation would lead to a tough sentence in the real world. One of the four boys is drawn overly young, basically a male loli equivalent. In an attempt at self-aware humor, in one of his episodes (#9) the school is haunted by his teacher in a bear (sic!) custome. But yea, it's just anime.

Overall, story and presentation are way more explicit than vanilla ecchi, but also much softer than real hentai. It's definitely a guilty pleasure if you are into heterosexual voyeurism, big-boobed active girls, and arguably spicy excuse fantasy plot with a sprinkle of comedy. If that's what you want, you found a near perfect product. Just don't expect anything you didn't see before in porn. (2/10)

*** Animation: ***
Animation quality is very high for the genre, with interesting and varying backgrounds, smooth movement, and detailed expressive faces. The eyes are not plate sized, giving it all a relatively "realistic" feel. It isn't ufotable, but nevertheless two ticks above average. (7/10)

*** Sound ***
The show has a very catchy OP (with pretty explicit lyrics), make sure to also watch the live action MV which doubles the anime by presenting three very young boys watching a half-naked singer (Kana's voice actress) in lewd poses. Sound effects are pretty average, and the ED is ok-ish but not memorable. Overall very average. (5/10)

*** Character ***
This was already covered under "Story", because the stereotype females and their fetishes are all you get. No development, they are hopelessly in love from day one and stay in that mode. The males are all forgettable and do little more than to play the passive counterpart to the teacher's not-so-subtle seduction attempts, which all eventually succeed. (2/10)

*** Enjoyment ***
Hell yea, I enjoyed this. This is one of these shows you have to admire for production values and no-nonsense fap appeal, but you wouldn't watch with your girlfriend. Given the age-gap and dependency situation of the protagonist couples, some bad taste I'm familiar with from Eromanga-sensei remains. I'm not sure how this type of sexual fantasy works for women, I wouldn't exclude the possibility some are attracted by the age-gap setting.
The show delivers exactly what's on the tin in high quality, and it makes no attempt to be anything but soft-hentai with comedic elements. That's an honest offer, take it or leave it. (4/10)

It s an anime for a perverted audience, nothing more. It s not even an hentai so what s the point. I m not a fan of pantie shots and ahegao faces however i think even that in this anime is wasted, it's not sexy, erotic, nor interesting. The art is not good at all, really bland and generic, without depth, and I don't understand who decided to make an erotic anime with such non erotic art and designs.

There s a useless story, which is only used in order to make weird situations between the two main characters. I think it s suposed to ... be funny since the characters are drawn with exagerated emotions, almost like chibis. However it s just weird (like who would laugh about someone putting some medicine in the butt of someone else? only six years old would find it funny but this is clearly not the audience expected for this show). The soft porn jokes are really out of place and messed up, the comedy always feels forced with the exaggerated expressions and voices.

The music is inexistant. I mean they clearly had zero budget for this anime.

Maybe if you put your brain away you could enjoy this anime? honestly i don t know. I can t recommend it to any audience...

Story : 1/10
Art : 2/10 (seen worse)
Sound : 2/10
Character 1/10
Enjoyment 1/10 (you like 6 years old joke about pee pee poo poo?)
Overall : 1/10

One of the worst anime I've ever watched

This shitshow is one of the worst things I have ever laid my eyes on and do not take that with a grain of salt. Obviously shows like this do not usually have the best story usually because that's not what the viewer is watching it for. But for god's sake I don't know if I should cringe, laugh, or vomit at the situations these students and teachers are in. I'm okay with things that happen in a show that don't happen in real life because, well duh its just a show. But these downright psychotic. They made me cringe so god damn hard. This ... is just me, but rectal pills in a nurses office isn't the most enjoyable situation to watch people in. Besides the garbage story, the characters are as shallow as a bathroom sink and the animation was garbage hentai level. One thing I do give this show is that the voice actors were half decent. Don't watch this piece of rotten, hot garbage. Overall enjoyment... 1.

Nande koko ni sensei ga!?

Well, I got to hand it to the original creator who goes by the name "Soborou" for being right on cue for the anime's title, but still, this was all crap, a bout a quartet of teachers having a sotacon relationship with their students. TBH, I jaz can't wrap my head around as to why do I even bother to watch this thing......I mean regardless as to how it goes, each pair does the same thing and it doesn't matter how each arc ends, It was all annoying and quite frankly studio tear-studio should've gamble on other sensible mangas ... to be given an anime adaptation.....The thing about studio tear-studio was that it only has 3 anime's in its belt and none of them were on the top, as for the original creator, and yes this " Soborou" character, maybe he should just consider a new line of work, cu'z this works of his was just nothing more than child porn , where the victims were guys and the perps were woman, much like the case of a teacher who has an illicit affair with his student in the US, where the teacher now faces jail time. Frankly, this "Soborou" guy made this kind of work to highlight his fantasy of banging an older woman or as we called them "MILFS". So storywise, there really wasn't anything for me to mention given that each plot were just the usual, like a tsundere teacher to a 17 year old,a deredere teacher that looks like a loli to a mature looking 16 year old, a bokuko teacher to a 16 year old chibi guy, and a kuudere teacher to a 17 year old megane guy. Art, well this is the interesting and the annoying part , IMAO, it's either you make a uncensored ecchi anime all the way or you don't do it at all, cu'z those this anime has a less censored version, it was more like something that pulls a rug under you, since studio tear studio, make such this as half ass, that you might wanna puch the face of whoever pulls the rug under you, since such action has cause you to slipped and land on your ass, that it produces such pain.......Next, Character, ok let's go over each of them in their respective arc:

Kana Kojima X Ichiro Sato: basically their arc was that of Tsundere Teacher to Graduating student, how they met was more like an oxymoron since how did a once shy and timid girl whom Kana was in her teens get to become a demon of a teacher that has command such respect and fear. For the guy, I kinda hate that he has to be Kana's bitch.

Mayu Matsukaze X Rin Suzuki: what we see here was a typical lolicon romance were if Rin is an adult he would basically go to jail. Also, for Mayu to be this clumsy deredere loli was just child porn, and it doesn't matter if she has the boobs, seeing her was just one way for original creator " Soboru" to express his sexual fantasy , in fact Rin could have been pattered after him.

Hikari Hazakura X Takashi Takahashi: To me, I see Hika as a sexual predator and Taka as the victim, cu'z basically their arc was something that would attract the attention of Child Protection Services.

Chizuru Tachibana X Ko Tanaka: Chizuru maybe a kuudere, but then again she basically a retard, Ko on the other hand would pass as a caregiver whom would abuse her if nobody is looking.

Ok, so how do I enjoy this????? On the ecchi side it was good until a rug gets pulled under you, but the thing is that everything about this anime was just way too predictable and quite frankly if one would just be after the uncensored ecchi then one would be better off going with the manga.

So, how do I score this?????:

Story- Poor 3: Each arc were just the usual as in any anime or manga that has an ecchi , comedy and romance thing.

Art- Good 7: For the bikini services of Kana and Chizuru, underwear services of Kana's black underwear, Mayu and Hika's white underwear, and Chizuru's all purple from the underwear to her bikini, but if you want the full uncensored nipples then just go to the manga.

Character- Poor 3: Cu'z them teacher here were just a bunch of deredere with a side of tsundere, deredere 2X, Bokuko and Kuudere, they guys were the usual of making themselves to not be a bunch of predator when they should be.

Enjoyment- Pathetic 1: I might consider if this were hentai....maybe.

Overall- Pathetic 1: Original creator, " Soborou" would have been better off being a sexual predator that making something like this and studio " tear studio" should consider about going into another line of business, since they're not doing good anyway. DARLING!

"Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!?" is this season's delusional parody of what every high schooler would want with their lives, and that in itself is not a bad prospect or anything but the way it delivers it is kind of 'off-putting' at best.

As someone having read the manga (despite the many cliches, bad story tropes, a bland characterization I kind of enjoyed it and I'm guilty of that) I can see myself still hating on this series more so than any other this season. So let's get this review started in the usual step by step judgment.

The art on this show is mediocre at best. ... Honestly, I've seen a hentai series with better art and story direction than this one here. I'm not trying to be prejudged but the story just does not hit me off as something good that I'd want to wait every week to watch the next episode.
The voice actors do a great job on every anime (ahem, blesser of axasdasdxxa) and I respect that a lot.. but sometimes its the opening that makes or break the shows. Here it does the latter and I don't even need to elaborate on that.
The characters are pretty bland containing the cliche traits every 'romance' character does. The author doesn't even put any effort to make them distinguishable. The 4 main 'heroines' are in one word 'bland'. Somewhat better is the 4 main male leads as I would need eight words to describe them as compared to one and those being, 'typical lead', 'pitiful Yankee', shotacon'ed', 'typical-Kaichou'.
You may think after all this, after all the cluster fuck this show is at least it has some redeeming quality since it got an anime adaptation and all but oh boy how wrong would you be. The only reason this series got anime is due to the ecchi scenes and nothing else.
A group of students who are acquaintances, fall in love with their teachers who also happen to know each other. But since its an anime I'll let this slide.
I'd have rated this series a bit higher but the 'romance' tag on this forced me to make this review. With great series such as Kimi no Na Wa, something something pancreas tabetai, spirited away, RE:LIFE and a few novels you may have not read expanding on the shitstorm that love is, this series right here comes and throws that all out of the fucking window.
Because it seems all what love is, is a bunch of erotic encounters with a person you barely know, get sexually attacked on a train, have them such your tits while you're sleeping, a weak and an un-understandable backstory that's weaker than my dick after I ejaculate 5 times in a row.
Whew well, that took some time. and as I was saying, if you had time to read this review till the end, you have enough time to avoid this series. If you wanna get some sort of cancer or tumor you're free to try it but proceed with caution. This was not what I paid the monthly subscription on Crunchyroll to watch but I'm happy that through my sacrifice many others may avoid this clusterfuck of a show.

"Hey kids, you ever wanted to screw that one hot teacher you had in middle/high school?"  That's the easiest way I can explain this show in a nutshell, and I'm sticking with it.

Story:

"Why the hell are you here Sensei!?" takes not just a page, but the whole damn textbook of To Love Ru's signature 'Rito Physics' and applies that here.  Following the story of 4 high school youths, the show creates its couples and romance through various lewd encounters, ultimately resulting in the 'unlikely' teacher and student duo becoming a couple by the end of their roughly three episode romp.

Each episode follows the same formula.  ... Student is in a completely normal setting (at least normal by school anime standards), promptly sees their teacher involved in said situation, interactions ensue, some act of God causes them to fall into a literally impossible situation involving skinship, student either slips up or mistakes things like nipples as something else, teacher does some form of climax, resolve plus flag raised.  Rinse and repeat that twice an episode with the occasional confession some time after three or so episodes.  

To say this show is shallow beyond obvious fanservice is an understatement, but honestly, there's nothing else to really say.  Each episode's only twelve minutes long split into six minute halves, and it's pretty much just a copy and paste plot with the only difference being who they are and how they're being lewded.  And that's it; there's really nothing else to say about this thing.  It's such a boring watch that when the only 'good' parts of the show get censored, what's left to say?  

Characters:

You got the 'normal' guy and the 'demon teacher', the intimidating teddy bear and the legal 'oppai loli', the shota and pushy gym teacher, and the desperate one with his kuudere.  Their traits aren't all that interesting as characters, and really only serve as framework for the series to use as a means to get these people to get together through various means and personality clashes.  

There are however a few upsides to this cast that I will give it.  One, the characters do ultimately becomes couples, something that so many romance don't do that it's weirdly refreshing despite the method of getting there.  Two, the characters are all weirdly familiar with the stance that everyone is taking by dating their teacher (especially since they're all friends), and it's actually kind of amusing seeing the four male leads just sit in a room and talk about how cool they are with the whole situation.  

Aesthetics:

There's not much to say about the artwork in all honesty.  tear-studio is a relatively small studio with very few things in its resume to begin with, so I wasn't expecting anything amazing for the art.  For the most part, the art is standard, but falters commonly due to a lack of consistency for the male cast.  The female cast fares better, but ultimately there's nothing really to note about the art.

I'm also genuinely confused why they even bothered to put this series up for TV broadcast.  Because of the source material, at least half of the show is covered up to the point that at several points, all you're seeing is a giant pastie saying "No" with barely sections of the corners giving you enough detail to make out what's happening.  As such, it's actually kinda hard to evaluate the visual style of the series because writing this, the censored version is all I have to work with.  

I'm not really a fan of either of the tracks we're presented with, though I'm pretty sure they're just there for the sake of giving the show a bit more oomph to it.  Sumire Uesaka's Bon "♡Kyu♡Bon wa Kare no Mono♡" is a song that exemplifies the 'cutely' lewd nature the show exudes with each version of the OP having a silhouette of the current female to give the audience I guess a warning as to who we're talking about.  "Ringo-iro Memories" follows this trend by also having four versions, each sung by the VA of the female lead to I guess cap off the episode.  Not really a fan since it's a song without substance, but oh well I guess.

Personal Enjoyment:

Want some hentai that's not hentai?  Fuck, do I have the show for you.  I can say (unfortunately) with confidence that the show is on the ball with the source material, but that's about all the credit I can give this series.  It's such blatant fanservice for the sake of giving the men in the audience stiffies that I'm not even surprised at this point why series' like these get the adaptations they do.

I'm honestly just glad the show's finished because now I don't have to look at this series anymore.  I don't think I've ever been this bored watching porn or anything remotely sexual, and that is saying something considering it usually entices some kind of emotion out of me whether that be surprise or anger.  You can probably take any episode from the series at random, and you've basically seen the whole show.  So really my recommendation is for even hentai reasons, skip it, at least until the blu-rays come out.  Just generally speaking, there are better hentai that are more entertaining than this show that exist.  

*This is a review of the censored version*

Description:

Four voluptuous, lonely, and immature 23-24 year old women, who happen to work in the education system, have a crush on four 17-18 year old male students who look older and more mature than them.

Each episode has two 6 min scenarios where random coincidences and improbable mishaps pit the teachers and the students together in situations of accidental nudity and unintentional sexual contact. The sexual scenes are graphic but they get covered by strategically placed censorship messages.

Ecchi comedy is the main focus, but they also included a romance angle in an attempt to dignify the vulgarity.

... My opinion:

It fails at everything it tries to be: Comedy, Romance, and Erotica. There isn't anything worthwhile from any angle.

I'll admit I thought the first scenario in the restroom was funny. At first, it’s amusing how something so stupid and grotesque was made into a relatively mainstream anime. That is where I should have quit, because it gets old really fast, like by the fourth scenario, and there was still 20 more left to go.

I thought that as the season progressed, and introduced each new teacher with a different personality, it would bring some freshness and variety to it, which is why I kept watching it, but the scenarios kept feeling the same with nothing special or different, even getting more and more non-creative and unimaginative.

The romance is quickly hacked because the ecchi takes up most of the 6 minute scenario and it’s put together with often nonsensical dialogue. It takes the characters getting to third base, not once, but multiple times, for them to finally realize each other's feelings. Three of the students expressed negative views about their teacher's personality at some point.

I wouldn't even recommend this as something to get off to, if that's what you wanted. At times, the censorship gets so big that you have no clue what exactly happened, but it's clearly all poorly-animated generic hentai anyway. There is no interesting build-up, or a good sense of anticipation to the erotic scenes, nor anything creative in the way that they happen.

They did everything they could to kill off the taboo of dating a teacher. They made the teachers immature (one of them even acts like a loli). The students look older and more mature than the teachers, not to mention that they're just weeks away from graduation. The mom encourages her son to have sex with the teacher. They made them childhood friends, which makes that relationship supersede their student-teacher relationship. So why did they make a show that taps into the dating a teacher fetish and then backpedal from it as much as they can? I don’t get it. They're trying to say that, on paper, they are technically teacher and student, but in fairness, they practically aren't. Then what the hell is the point!?

In conclusion:

It's not funny. It's not romantic. It's not erotic. Gets old and repetitive. Lacks more imagination and thought put into it. It’s really not worthwhile.

This anime is literally just a heavily censored hentai with an actual plot and some entertaining characters. Unfortunately it is far to heavily censored at the time of writing this review. I'd rate it higher but the censor is just far to much. Considering the fact that they censored normal nipples I have to give it such a low rating.

If it weren't for the censoring i would have made this much higher and maybe this anime actually couldve become a guilty pleasure for me. But the ecchi isnt the only thing this anime has. It has some comedy in it too. Most of it ... though is just something over exagerratedly wacky. Like one scene where the main character accidentally lick the girls vagina by accident and when his little sister accidentaly undoes the teachers swimsuit then starts sucking on her nipple.

So in conclusion if this were to be uncensored it wouldnt be this low. I'd probably give it about a 7 around there.

NANDE KOKO NI SENSEI GAAAA !?
Another one of the "censored" animes that later won a "+18" version, I personally ended up laughing with a lot of anime scenes, I know, there are a lot of absurd and extremely sexual scenes, but he is an ecchi leaving for a hentai, can expect a lot of it, but back, the absurd scenes that the anime created and then used the phrase that gives the name to the anime always made me laugh, because they were in fact unlikely places for a teacher to be, and yes, the characters are superficial and without a charisma, except for the ... first teacher who had that personality of "tough", but that is a positive point too, there are changes in the protagonists, can reach more tastes and interests of the public, and the novels have a closure, at least. Anyway, if you have a fetish about it, go deep, if not, maybe the comedy will please you or not. (I apologize for my spelling mistakes)

(PT-Br) NANDE KOKO NI SENSEI GAAAA!?
Mais um dos animes "censurados" que posteriormente ganham uma versão "+18", eu pessoalmente acabei rindo com bastantes cenas do anime, eu sei, tem muitas cenas absurdas e extremamente sexuais, mas ele é um ecchi partindo para um hentai, não se pode esperar muito disso, mas voltando, as cenas absurdas que o anime criava e depois usava da frase que dá o nome ao anime sempre me fazia rir, porque eram de fato lugares improváveis para uma professora estar, e sim, as personagens são superficiais e sem um carisma, exceto pela primeira professora que tinha aquela personalidade de "durona", mas isso é um ponto positivo também, há mudanças nas protagonistas, podendo atingir mais gostos e interesses do público, e os romances tem um fechamento, ao menos. Enfim, se você tiver fetiche nisso, vai fundo, se não, talvez a comédia te agrade, ou não.

SPOILER FREE. Not that it matters.
You jerked off to this. A full-screen censored anime about a boy groping his teacher. I don't normally watch ecchi, but was in the mood to watch seasonal anime and figured "ah screw it, no one's home anyways." Big mistake. The art is good, save for some weird facial expressions and character designs (namely the mother of Satou. Oh my GOD she's ugly.) Sure, the love between the two was "cute" towards the end, if you're even generous enough to give it THAT, but need I remind you that the "love" they feel is from accidentally ending up in scandalous ... situations out of nowhere? Not to mention I had NO clue who the hell these people were until, well, their episodes were done. By the time I even felt REMOTELY invested, a new teacher and student were groping it up together somewhere else entirely. I don't know if the first couple will reappear at any point in time, because I haven't read the source material (and will not be doing so at any point in time, ever.) No, I don't care about some ugly dude and a teacher that sounds like a 12 year old. No, I don't want to know why these adult women are trying to bang high school boys. No, I did not want to watch a teacher take her medicine. No, I can't recommend Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!? There's simply too much wrong with it for me to even attempt to dig in any further into this hellhole of a show. If you need some *weird* show to get off to, I don't know, go for it I guess, but I wouldn't recommend this show for anyone who actually cares about character development and a decent love story.

INTRODUCTION:

Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!? is a borderline-hentai ecchi featuring perverted teachers which are into some of their students. Each episode of twelve minutes is separated into two parts, each of them containing its own closed series of event to showcase the teachers' naked body.

This is going to be a short review, as there isn't much to evaluate.


PLOT:

There is actually no plot followed here - there is only a concept that a teacher is attracted by a student and that she frequently gets semi or fully naked in front of him by pure chance. Whenever there is an interaction with their bodies by a student, ... it is also by chance. All this is done in a joking fashion: she never really intends to get naked, though she is always quite alright with the situation. Every three episodes, the two current main characters change, so we can't get attached to any of them. All guys are friends from the same school, and they all have affection towards a different one of their hot, young, gifted teachers.

As you can imagine, the series features little to no character background, motivation or development. It hints at some background sometimes, though I can't recall more than two of the eight characters' ones. There is no room for that in a series as short as this one, with a focus on jokes and on exposing the female body. After finishing episode 12, I can't even remember the names of any of the eight characters, which says something about this anime.

However, all is not lost. The art style is quite good, there is a good usage of bright colors and shadows, and, in general, characters are pretty. The one grip I have with this is that, for all teachers, their breasts are bigger than their own head, which is probably the norm for this type of anime. Regarding the sound direction, I really did not pay attention to it, which is to say I did not love it nor did I hate it. Characters voiceovers were fine, as well as... their... moans and groans.

At first, the jokes were surprisingly funny, though they grew old quickly. By the time the third set of characters entered the scene, I was mostly unsurprised, and neither did I laugh at the absurd events as I previously did. Each episode followed the same pattern: Student does something somewhere and his teacher is there as well, which surprises him; they talk a bit and he wonders about the whole situation; she showcases her amazing body to him due to an absurd event; they both leave that place, wondering what had just happened. Rinse and repeat this for the second part of the episode, and all of this for all episodes.


CONCLUSION:

What will I remember the most about this anime? The female body nakedly showcased due to absurd circumstances - and that is despite having watched the censored version. Some of the jokes were cool and did made me laugh out loud, though most of them were underwhelming. This s not an anime for everyone - it definitely wasn't for me. Still, I believe it is good to watch something different once in a while.

This is porn.

This is definitely porn.

But then...why is it treated as a normal anime?

This should be on Hentaiheaven, not on MAL...

Well perhaps because in the past decade anime has slowly lowered itself to more shock value or base appeal than it used to. We live in a post Eromanga Sensei world after all.

... But ES was abysmal to the point that it deserved its own specialised laboratory to try and understand how we could have fallen so low.

Nande Sensei no Mune wa Itsumo watashi no Hana wo Dakishimete is just porn.

Remember when To Love Ru was advertised as a proper anime, despite it being porn? It was advertised as anime because it was strong enough to pass as one...to some. As far as I'm concerned, it was just porn with the guise of a plot and a romance subtext that hid the harem/porn/teenager power fantasy about as well as a white sheet covers a pool of blood.

So after To-Love Ru, after Maken-ki, after probably a few dozen I've very willingly let pass: should your penis watch Nande Koko ni Bokki ga Kuru?

No.

It's not even worth a good snake polishing.

The art is good. Yes. There's the beginning of something there.

And that's all there is. A beginning. There is no story, fun, sexiness or anything, it's a porn that pretends to be a comedy and is neither funny nor arousing.

Shimoneta, To Love Ru, Shokugeki no Thousand Orgasms, they all have used a great pair of boobs better than this, either to be funny, either to give your pants a stretch test.

If anything, the manga has the same art and is way less of a tease. Still not worth reading.

So I found this Anime over on Social Media.... At first I thought it was going to be some decent Comedy anime but man was I wrong!
The story revolves around multiple student-teacher relationships(to be precise 4). With relationship I mean romantic ones. A 12 min ep with tow parts. The characters somehow end up together at a spot and then things happen (basically NUDITY). Through these incidents the characters realize their own feeling towards each other.
Now as for the review...*I'll try to keep it as spoiler free as I can*

Basically each episode is a Replica of the last one. The couple ends up together at ... a spot and then some Mishap occurs which leads to Nudity. Which makes the show hard to watch if you don't like a lot of nudity, 'cause I think this basically is a Hentai, With no sexual intercourse(I mean yea...). The only thing decent is the enjoyment and the comedy 'cause, I myself am not a big fan of Ecchi shows but still, I didn't hate the anime in itself. The romance was dealt in a more peculiar way compared to other romance. They don't focus on the fact that the relationship takes place between Teachers and Students. But again if they did, it would not be as fun as it is. One of the biggest problem is the basic repetetion of the episodes. As for the comedy its's pretty good.
So yeah if you like your nudity you can watch this show but if you would rather happen to be that you don't like this stuff don't watch it.... Anyways if you do watch it..*Watch It Uncensored* ;-)

This anime happened to land on my list because I like a good sex comedy anime every once in awhile like a palate cleanser. They don't have to be too deep or involved. One thing I would like them to have though is a story. Any story. This anime doesn't have a story. It's not even like each episode has its own little story. It just doesn't really have one. What it does have is a series of vignettes where a school student runs into his teacher in compromising positions over and over and over again. Each "episode" (they're like 10-12 minutes long, by the ... way) has two different vignettes, so each one is about as long as a Looney Toons cartoon and to be honest with you, I wish I was watching one of them instead of this. Maybe one or two jokes were funny. The animation is fine. Otherwise, don't bother. Seriously, don't bother. It's a waste of your time.

This show is so shameless, and does not care about being appropriate or subtle in anyway. It was a dumpster fire, but in the best way possible. Though I gave it a 2/10, that doesn't mean I hated watching it. In fact, I thought the show was incredibly fun to watch. It was super enjoyable despite its lack of quality. Highly recommended "so bad it's good" show.

The plot is super predictable, to the point of being able to formulate a simple game with friends where you bet what happens next; but that's the fun of the show. It doesn't take itself seriously, and doesn't really ... care about anything. I would by no means call this show good, but I'm hard pressed to not say to watch it. Its akin to watching The Room, because despite how bad it is, it was still a blast to watch.