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Nov 5, 2015 9:11 PM

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I came here for a feminist war. I am disappoint.
Nov 5, 2015 9:57 PM

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Welp, time to find a cottage on an isolated mountain and live there.
Nov 5, 2015 9:59 PM

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Its kind of funny how every person in that old age always has some strange thing they think that made them live that long which likely has nothing to do with it.
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Nov 5, 2015 10:00 PM

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Probably a suffragist in her early ages
Twitter and it's consequences had been a disaster for the human race
Nov 5, 2015 10:03 PM

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traed said:
Its kind of funny how every person in that old age always has some strange thing they think that made them live that long which likely has nothing to do with it.
No. She got it right, every other person has just been too afraid to say it.
Nov 5, 2015 10:06 PM

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Claire said:
Thoughts?
Your absence from the forums was pleasant, and I only hope that it continues as soon as possible.
Nov 5, 2015 10:13 PM

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AltoRoark99 said:
I came here for a feminist war. I am disappoint.


Go to the who is more stressed in a relationship thread.

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Nov 5, 2015 10:33 PM

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Wouldn't it have been cute if this all stemmed from an extremely long-term fear of cooties?

[quote=Article] The oldest person in the world is currently Susannah Mushatt Jones, who turned 116 over the summer. She claims that eating bacon is the secret to long life. [/spoiler]
Wh-...what? Oh Ms. Jones, you are a ham.
Nov 5, 2015 10:36 PM

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The biggest secret to living a long life is having long livers in your family. It's all in the genes mixed with living an overall healthy life.
Nov 5, 2015 10:41 PM

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No thanks, I love guys too much to avoid them. I don't want to live to be that old and crippled, either.

Nov 5, 2015 10:56 PM

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listbot said:

men need women for long life but women don't need men.


Until they get broody and want babies. Its programmed into them, men can happily live without women as long as they get sex. Eventually most womens body clocks start ticking so really its women that need men for a longer life and men that don't need women. They just need sex.
Nov 5, 2015 10:58 PM

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She's just spouting nonsense and throwing out some guess.
Nov 5, 2015 11:02 PM

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inB4 111 year old lady says her cats kept her to her old age.
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Nov 5, 2015 11:48 PM
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kobun said:


lol
Nov 5, 2015 11:51 PM

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Claire said:
The secret is to say 'No homo' after your done doing the act.
Nov 5, 2015 11:55 PM

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kobun said:
Claire said:

I like the way this is going
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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained
Nov 6, 2015 12:12 AM
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Getting a man>living a long life.

Also, I don't think people would want to live that long.
Nov 6, 2015 12:14 AM

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Why would you even WANT to live that long? I mean, if you could stop aging then sure, but growing into a person so old you can't even hold a laptop would be horrible!
Nov 6, 2015 12:14 AM

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RioOba said:
Getting a man>living a long life.

Also, I don't think people would want to live that long.

I rather get multiple.
Nov 6, 2015 12:16 AM

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RioOba said:
Getting a man>living a long life.

Also, I don't think people would want to live that long.
I totally would, as long as I had tons of friends to make up for the "tfw no bf"
Nov 6, 2015 12:18 AM

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RioOba said:
Getting a man>living a long life.

Also, I don't think people would want to live that long.
I do. Unless I got dementia at age 80 and spend the remaining 29 years of my life as a braindead burden. That would suck.
Nov 6, 2015 12:19 AM
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Comic_Sans said:
kobun said:
I like the way this is going


Ewww
Yucky
Nov 6, 2015 12:20 AM

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What's life without a little trouble though?
Nov 6, 2015 12:23 AM

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If she's so smart, how come she's dead?
Nov 6, 2015 12:34 AM

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She's right. All genders should stick to each other. Involvement with the other creates feminized males and promiscuous females.
Nov 6, 2015 7:06 AM

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Pacifica_Ocean said:
listbot said:

men need women for long life but women don't need men.


Until they get broody and want babies. Its programmed into them, men can happily live without women as long as they get sex. Eventually most womens body clocks start ticking so really its women that need men for a longer life and men that don't need women. They just need sex.

LMAO. Women can get inseminated or they can adopt. They literally don't need men if they want kids. lmao so delusional
Nov 6, 2015 7:29 AM
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Like she knows the answer. I've had plenty of both male and female relatives, that's been in a relationship and died close to their 100th birthday.

There is a correlation between a long life and not having children, however.


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From this thread I have learned that fuck interpersonal releationships between two genders.
Nov 6, 2015 7:35 AM

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I bet she's banged more men than porn stars.
Nov 6, 2015 8:36 AM

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I want to fuck senpai and die before 30.
life goals are different for every person.

Nov 6, 2015 8:46 AM
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Oh boy, more fuel for sexists.
Nov 6, 2015 8:52 AM

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I for one welcome our new female overlords
Nov 6, 2015 9:11 AM
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assuming that advice is gender-neutral, that's good news for anyone here who wants to live a long time!
Nov 6, 2015 9:42 AM

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Red_Keys said:
Claire said:
Thoughts?
Your absence from the forums was pleasant, and I only hope that it continues as soon as possible.

I've been here way too long...
Nov 6, 2015 12:44 PM

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Yes but was it a good life?
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
Nov 6, 2015 1:24 PM

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traed said:
Its kind of funny how every person in that old age always has some strange thing they think that made them live that long which likely has nothing to do with it.
Wasn't there one that believed drinking cola helped them?

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Yes but was it a good life?
This needs to be answered! lol
"In the end the World really doesn't need a Superman. Just a Brave one"
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