The MAL users are now the only humans left on Earth. Which users would you seek out to maximize your chances of survival?

I was sure you hated those kind of circlejerk thread (or was it @AmityBlight?) But you tagged me yesterday so I thought I might be wrong.

@Kikugi I still wouldn't trust anyone around here near my own corpse, not really the best option unless you don't care.

@Retro8bit That's a weird mash-up, also I'm pretty sure there's gonna be blood if you put @deg and @MissHeed together.

I would try to find those users first in that hypothetical end of the world.

You know, I have never been to Canada, despite it being right there.

How many nuclear plants are there in Canada? I have to think that figuring out how to maintain one would be our best bet at electricity.

@Absurdo_N (⁄ ⁄◕⁄ω.⁄◕⁄ ⁄✿) *big hugs*
That's all I want to respond with.

Also @rainyevenings shall be found.

Okay my army is going to be established now, assemble troops!

@fleurbleue
@Shishio-kun
@Absurdo_N
@Desumaiden
@deg
@MissHeed
@Algy63
@Chipp_Dipp
@Cute_Marseille

@fleurbleue I know you are just kidding and besides, this is the sort of scenario where rivals team up to take on a bigger threat, yeah?

I don't like this premise. Obviously and pretty sure China would survive, so I'll just move to China instantly.

@fleurbleue please do not add more fuel to the fire

Ah, my logic was you would see the thanks already because you're the OP, but you're right, thank you fleur :p



Hope all is okay with the ER (as a patient/attendant I presume)! I don't expect ppl to read everything don't worry haha.

@PeripheralVision

Isn't that sweet of you that you still trust me, despite all the threats and insults I keep throwing at you... But you're right, I would never…

*sharpens my tetanus infected knife*

@ChouunShiryuu
This is what you will find me doing.

@fleurbleue Luckily, I got my tetanus shot already. Still, there's plenty I can do on your farm. I can toil in the fields under harsh conditions. I can clean the house. I can cook. I can prepare the bath. Why, I can even...

@PeripheralVision Fine, I won't mutilate your appendage… but I doubt you can manage real menial work. You're a little city boy with probably no scars to be found anywhere (excluding your navel, obviously).

@fleurbleue I grew up on a farm and worked five years at UPS. I am hardy worker who goes to the gym everyday in order to impress you. ;)

Seriously? How come I never knew that? And what kind of farm was it? (you've actually gone up in my esteem for once)

@fleurbleue ...Yes, we grew Asian vegetables alongside peppers, bitter melons, and cabbages. I thought you did know that, and I thought you knew that I worked the 3 AM to 9 AM shift at United Parcel services loading packages weighing 1-100 lbs (Packages over 50+ pounds are called "irregs" or irregulars).

Do my shirtless pictures mean nothing to you? Or are you a person with a hankering for blue-collar, working class men?

@PeripheralVision Well I mean, I spent my childhood on a farm too (I thought you did know that!). Of course I'm gonna prefer a man who built his muscles and stamina by working in the fields rather than lifting weights to gain very big muscles with little to no strength behind them. And a man who knows how to grow vegetables is actually like super attractive to me somehow.

Who has a lot of meat on their bones that I can munch on?

@fleurbleue I don’t actually know much about growing crops, I just helped with the harvesting and weighing portions for the most part, and any heavy lifting. My parents usually handled the logistics of sowing the seeds. Sorry to disappoint you. 🥲

@PeripheralVision Oh... Well, now you know what to do to impress me. I don't care much how much time you spend at the gym, you've gotta learn how to grow some big beautiful vegetables.

@KittenCuddler Do you like Southeast Asian barbecue by chance?

@fleurbleue I can help you tend your garden and buy you fertilizer. Just no building explosives! I'll even stand outside and be your sexy scarecrow.

@PeripheralVision Alright, and if you prove yourself useless you could even become fertilizer yourself.

Obviously someone who can help me repopulate the Earth. You younglings always miss the bigger picture.