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Hi, how are you? it,s not that I'm happy that you are here or something /B-b-baka,

The rules below are for my special fetishist Yuri anime only, I watch another kind of anime and sometimes write reviews. Yuri is my favorites but I sometimes watch other genres or media as well.If you want any Yuri tips, have a question about my reviews or want something else please leave a pm. But I am lazy trash so sometimes I might be a bit slow to answer Lol


And on my list, the anime who is tagged Yuri is the one who my rules are for. The rest is not obligated by the rules!! And I hope you understand what satire is? If you don't google it,,, I'd rather laugh about things than taking life or my cartoons too serious.


Most importantly my rules are only aimed at fictional characters. What real people do with their life I couldn't care less about. So my guidelines are limited to my waifus and how I want them to be. Same as my dislike for males are limited to males in anime. And are not aimed at males in real life







I can't stand males in Yuri!!!! I only accepted my lesbian waifus ,,, But if it's a supporting male I can accept it,, As long as its lives under my rules!!!! Here are my rules or so-called Yuri bible,, This is Not an ask they shall obey my rules or face my enormous wrath!!!!





My females on the other hand have much more freedom,, They are my cute little lesbian angels and can get away with murder because I love them,,, I'm a huge sexist,, and males should tread very lightly!!!!




No ""male"" ""slobbering"" ""kissing"" ""romance"" ""marrying"" ""touching"" etc etc or ""anything"" like that, heterosexuality doesn't belong in a Yuri . Males need to be in the ""background"" and don't take up any place, I watching them like a hawk misstep and points will be pulled, or dropped depending on how severe the situation is







Males can sometimes be great support character and with wise advice and knowledge they can make the females stronger and therefore adding something good to the table, but only as ""support"" they can never take up too much place or be the hero




The anime can """sometimes""" correct itself if it breaks my rules about the "males"



If the male who dares to step over my rules gets brutally killed or injured and I laugh about it, well that's ok he deserved it. And most important detail is that the anime show itself has a zero-tolerance against males who dares interact inappropriately with MY females. Break the ""male"" rule without correcting it ""firmly"" and extremely brutally, And I will consider that as the anime can't contain its male problem" Then I can't trust it anymore. Dropped and gets one point as a punishment!!!


A heterosexual kiss can never be corrected. This includes background kissing, fantasizing about kissing, dreaming, and flashback kissing. ""No heterosexual kissing in any form shall ever take place in my anime it is forbidden"" if that happens the anime will be dropped


And If a male see one of MY females in a lewd situation, It has an extremely small chance in redeeming itself!! If the male dies in second for his horrible crime!! I may forgive it! But he needs to die fast otherwise the anime is dropped and only gets one point!!!


The anime cant portray a heterosexual fantasy or make any kind of suggestions!! The males are not allowed to fantasy in any meaning!!! Or showing they have any type of romantic feeling towards MY females! If the anime portrays such impure filth it's a big chance I drop it on my trash pile!!


But if the anime girl is not attractive or fat I probably not going to care. I'm a superficial jerk/asshole/maniac that only loves beautiful lesbians. Ugly or fat anime girls can do whatever they damn please I have no interest in them




I'm a pure fanatic!! If I for a second believe the males are after MY females I go insane on all levels!! I go to the extreme when it comes to protecting my waifus!!! Males are one of the grosses things ever in anime!! And I DONT share My females! Leave them the fuck alone!!!




ALL the females in the anime ""belongs to me"" and are my waifus "and i claim them as my property". My girls are the highest of beings in the anime, they are sacred and are protected by me. But only if they keep away from the forbidden fruit. I only accept waifu on waifu, The rules below explain in further details witch measurements and consequence shall be taken, if a forbidden heterosexual impure activity have taken place in my anime





""Pure Yuri"" wins my favor and always receives high points.If any one of my girls defiles herself by any heterosexual thoughts or in other means she is not pure anymore, and with that, she is also not my waifu anymore. When it comes to "heterosexual thoughts" One time is one time and forgivable. Depending on if she thinks other girls may have done something heterosexual is one thing!! But if she wants it for "herself" is unacceptable,, She will lose her title and are now a ""regular girl"" with low rank!!




For the impure problems, the anime will receive fewer points. And an anime with girls that can't behave, can also ""never"" get a 10 on my list. All my anime that I give the highest point are Pure Yuri guaranteed,and all the females in that anime are my pure lesbians waifus and going to act accordingly




And if the girls continue to defile them self the anime needs to ""removed them"" ,they can NOT run around and spreading their impurity to my girls. If the anime fails to contain the ""heterosexual outbreak"" it will result in a massive point loss or dropped. Heterosexual girls are not welcomed in my anime!!





Removed ""not killed" even if the girl have done something unacceptable she was once one of my waifus. Now she is not, but she cant be harmed in that way just removed. And any other type of punishment need to be dealt with in the same manner. ""Violence or shame can never be used to punish my waifus, or any other females"", if that happens i will punish the anime





In the end it's comes down to case to case! Some anime can have a tiny bit of impurity but still be very good in the whole, and have females that behaving to my high standards. But its better if the anime dont have males in them, or the girls never talks about them,Male free anime often receive high points!!



And my pointing about the amount of purity also highly depends on how strong the Yuri will be. Some anime's have Yuri vibes like many CGDCT or Idols .Those I am much stricter against when it come to purity. Then an anime that have lesbian kissing or anything stronger then just Yuri vibes .As long as my property dont show any affection towards males it can get a 10 in the end. But then it need to delver. I want lesbian kissing!





My ranking system!!

Males are bottom feeders and crawl in the dirt where they belong!!! Then trashcans,, A trashcan is often more useful and don't piss me off! So they have a higher rank than a male,, Then good behaving support males that never steps over the line, and regular girls!!!! Then waifus pets and fathers! I love my lesbian angels!! Pets and fathers are important to them so they have some kind of rank!! And the anime are not allowed to mess around with them as it damn pleases!! My waifus stuff is protected!!

But if the anime burns a trashcan with a male in it, No problems!! I probably going to laugh at it!! That's maybe a bit mean and over the top!!! The poor trashcan hasn't done anything wrong and doesn't deserve that fate!!

A fat or ugly anime girl outranks a male like everything else. Ugly and fat anime girls are not my waifus. BUT if the unattractive anime girl is encouraged the more pretty anime girls to be gay with each other she can receive the pet rank

And a regular girl that has lost her title because of something else than a heterosexual act!! May technical raise in rank,, By two ways,, One a lesbian kiss!! If that happens she will regain her waifu rank and Goddess status!! Or she can gain pet rank!! If a waifu wants her as a pet!! My girls can have it!! And the regular girl will receive pet rank!! Which is much higher than a regular girl!!

And here is the order

1. My waifus are lesbian goddesses and they are MINE!! They are MY property!!ALL OF THEM!!!

2. Pets father or older support males that act like father figures, Also mothers and the rest of my waifu personal stuff. And fat anime girls if they have done something I like

3. Confirmed homosexual males. I have no problem with gay males. It's actually good because they have zero interest in humping MY waifus. So, therefore, I have no problems with them

4. Soda machine. They are kind of cool and give me my waifu great opportunity to socialize. And ofc outrank males

5. Worms creepy crawlers and insects. They are gross but still better than anime males

6. Everything else

7. Anime males. They are unnecessary and a waste of human resources and the mere sight of them angers me. They have zero protections I might even reward the anime if they get hurt =) Because that is fucking funny






In a state of emergency martial law will be declared. And my safety protocol named "Hanebado" will be set in place


This will occur if the anime is a dumb ass and messing around way to much with my lesbians,And i can't trust it anymore but still for some stupid reason wanna finish it. Therefore to spare myself and my blood pressure I will choose one of the girls to love and protect and the rules are now ONLY for her. The rest of them will lose their waifu status, are no longer my lesbian angels and will now have to fend for themselves. Good luck with it


Heterosexual kissing Is still forbidden


Depending how much stupid shit the anime have done. My safety protocol can technical still be removed and all will go back to normal. For this to occur I need to see a good lesbian kiss. The girls need to suck each others tongues for around 10 seconds. Noting are allowed to block the kiss and I need to love it. All the girls will be reinstated as my precious property and are once again my lesbian angels. And if the anime have not committed any impure violation it can still get 10/10 in the end









The group of females should interact with each other! The more interactions the more points will be given. like holding hands, hugging, sleeping together, catching each other before they fall ,strong friendship bond sisterhood and stuff like that. Any type of Romance between the girls and physical intimacy adds greatly to my enjoyments!!






And anime's with open lesbian females that act accordingly to my standards, Are more then less guaranteed full points!! And I consider "ALL" anime females to be lesbians until proven otherwise!! I prefer when they act on their lesbianism strongly! And dont hide in the closet!! But they are ALL gay as hell!! I would ""never"" accept a heterosexual girl!!!




""I want my waifus to be happy,having fun enjoying life and to be in a positive state of mind"" this is something extremely important to me, i prefer lighter type of anime then heavy drama . So if the girls are more in negative and depressed state of mind, then positive, i may take away points. In severe or extreme cases its a chance that the anime will be dropped







""Don't mess around with my girls"" i don't like it. But the anime have a chance to correct it self as i mention above

If my heroines bravery is rewarded beyond their wildest dreams and they s tears and struggle was worth it, then and only then i have no problem with it

But the reward need to be grand ,what ever they ask for shall be given to them. If the reward make my girls eyes ""tingling"" of ""joy"" and happiness is filling their hearts and their dreams is fulfilled, i add points

If my waifus are unrewarded in tears heartbroken and in a depressed state of mind in the end, so i cant sleep, nine points will be pulled

My patience on the ""Don't mess around with my girls"" rule are thin so tread lightly .Do it right and within my rules and reap the reward and get more points ,do it the wrong way and lose it all








A lesbian kiss between two lovers, or a kiss between close friends are a gift to the viewer and something beautiful that gets high points, and the True Yuri tag, no kiss no True Yuri tag




Vampire bite should also be considered as a kiss, or even more in some cases, but still the bite falls almost under the same rule as the kiss,. The only difference is a kiss can be taken by some force.But a bite cant. A bite breaks MY girls skin and draws blood therefor it cant be taken by force It need to be handle in a gentle way.If my girls chose to give blood to her girlfriend, I will love it and consider it as something extremely intimately.Vampire lesbians love is beautiful as well and don't get excluded on my page



And all anime from P.A. Works will automatically receive 1/10. P.A. Works is a homophobic shit studio and their mere existence angers me . Also most anime form the trash studio Toei gets 1/10



More then less!! My females need to be pure gay and happy!!

Lesbianism is superior!! Its speaks to all kinds of people!! And are the purest form of love!!




If you don't agree, well then the Yuri on my list isn't something you probably will enjoy , Otherwise, you may find my extremely overcomplicated taste appealing



And If you are feeling angry and hurt after reading this. Please don't write to me crying about it! Because I don't give a fuck about your feelings. Sry just being honest here