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If it came straight from the heart, it's totally one-of-a-kind kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ❗️

lolol

I have my ways 😎👏

Oh wow, I totally love it❗️ No way I could've texted such a beautiful poem myself ❗️You're definitely one of my fave pals here❗️💛

THX !

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CINEMA‼️

What's the best country in the world to live?
Besides India ofc

Oh, now this is the kind of chaos I thrive on! Tuesday for you? Sounds like my standard Thursday, just with an extra side of space-time anomalies.

As for those laws of physics?😏 I’ll have them take a number—they can wait until I accidentally teach quantum mechanics to a colony of sentient mushrooms.

But right, first things first—let’s track down your rogue scientist before another unfortunate cosmic incident occurs. I’d rather not explain why gravity suddenly started moonwalking. And those kangaroos? Oh, they never forget. The top hats only make them more intimidating.

As for the coat? Dramatic is required.🙂 What good is rewriting reality without a proper flourish? Now, onward! 🙃

Picture this:

The ‘Phone Microwave’ gets an upgrade so powerful that it accidentally turns thoughts into reality. You think "I could use a snack," and suddenly, a plate of sentient spaghetti appears, demanding equal rights. You attempt a firmware update—BOOM! You’ve just established diplomatic relations with the fourth dimension, where all traffic signs are riddles and gravity occasionally just… forgets to work.

Meanwhile, your blue box? ?

It’s now a hyper-intelligent paradox generator, spontaneously creating new universes where dinosaurs became expert baristas, and people communicate exclusively through interpretative dance. Oh, and somewhere in a distant galaxy, that mad scientist you traveled with just accidentally divided by zero—the laws of physics are politely asking for a reboot.

Smth in your comment section caught my eye ⛓️⛓️

Interesting what I'm looking at

Thanks for flower Crescent✨

I see the sammer has reached ur profile too
Dont click any links that acc sends (you might get a virus)

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