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Nov 15, 2021 2:43 AM
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I don't know how toxic you are in this community. But let's just roast yourself here. You can send a self-offence meme or something else.

Can you roast yourself? Roast your taste or you unpleasant opinion about anime here!

Here's mine :

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Nov 15, 2021 2:58 AM
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"never seen such an entitled bitch, like c'mon have some fun and go watch some anime for god sake! been almost 13 seasons since you actually watched something and enjoyed it.

and ya gave OreImou a 10????!?!?!? fuck is wrong with ya? "
-to me, with hate, xoxo.
Nov 15, 2021 3:00 AM
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How can I roast myself if there's nothing to roast? I'm perfect as it is lol

....also, you don't like loli anime yet you have monogatari in your favorites? lmao

Well, moving to me, there's nothing really to roast for myself maybe except:
"Watch yaoi and more yuri anime you homophobia bastard!" lol


I wasted all my time in rewatching to the point of my rewatch total is higher than my overall anime total lmao
Nov 15, 2021 3:01 AM
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Theo1899 always complains about shit CG but at the same time he loves Initial D and Gundam MS IGLOO.
Theo1899 likes to talk about his favorite deep anime but he likes Dragon Ball more than Ergo Proxy and Rahxephon.
Theo1899 is a blind Mamoru Oshii and Yoshiyuki Tomino fanboy.
Degenerate Theo1899 likes android girls and

Degenerate Theo1899 considers Ryuta Amazume's erotic scenes to be works of high art.
Theo1899 always defends netlfix so he doesn't feel bad for paying them.
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Nov 15, 2021 3:03 AM
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I am 23yo and still watching anime/reading manga because I don't have anything better to do :)
Nov 15, 2021 3:14 AM
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Yeah I do watch anime regularly

Last anime completed: 25th July 2021

Unlike most anime fans, I don't watch or like mainstream anime
Also me:
Nov 15, 2021 3:22 AM
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Imagine having a completed list below a hundred smh.

Nov 15, 2021 3:23 AM
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I like gatekeeping some of my favorite not so popular anime because I'm a fucking loser with no life who gets tilted and hates the idea of some twitter andy posting the same overused memes about those anime or even worse mixing and injecting western politics with my favorite anime.
Now that I've typed all of that I realize how pathetic I sound and should just grow up and stop being a fucking retard, you dumb fucking idiot, no wonder you don't have any friends, nobody wants to hang out with a loser that takes Japanese cartoons so seriously...moron!

how's that?
Nov 15, 2021 3:26 AM
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i'm pretty retarded for liking classroom of the elite

Nov 15, 2021 3:28 AM

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Olay, I like only bitch, sluts and hoes.
"When they're alive, you can enjoy watching them struggle. When they're dead, you can enjoy tearing out their guts. Tales are things you get to enjoy twice."
Nov 15, 2021 3:31 AM
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My taste sucks and I'm incredibly boring :)
Nov 15, 2021 3:46 AM

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KUALO said:
I am 23yo and still watching anime/reading manga because I don't have anything better to do :)


I can top that as a 24 year old.

Many of my friends are already married or engaged and I'm still reading Kaguya-sama, lmao.

One Piece episode 914 & 915 & 1027 were a mistake and 957 brought the salvation - FMmatron


Nov 15, 2021 3:54 AM

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One thing I can think of:

In my favorite anime list:



Also in my favorite anime list:



Also, I'm such a pseudo-elitist; I like obscure anime more than I probably should, and don't like 'normal'/'mainstream' anime as much as other people, but at the same time don't have a very high regard for the stereotypical 'elitist' anime.
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Nov 15, 2021 3:55 AM

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"bro it's 2021 who still likes Zero Two??? Oh wait me."
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Watching a trash anime even though i know that it's trash because i wanna know how exactly is it "trash"
no more forum pic. that's it.
Nov 15, 2021 4:08 AM

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"Hey, stop picking up so many series every season when you know you can't comit to it, break down from burnout and can't even pick back up shows that are not even airing anymore like Gintama, which you wanted to finish in 2021... wasn't that your new years resolution???"

- Solution, don't watch average looking shows.

Yeah, thats me.
Back to my manga and light novels then.


『ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ-ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰɪʀᴇ』

Then her jaw slackened as she muttered out.
[I... am the bi◼️?]


☽ † ☾
- ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀɪᴇꜱ
- ꜱɪɢ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙʏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴᴛᴡɪɢ



Nov 15, 2021 4:13 AM

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I simp for cute anime teenage girls.

Nov 15, 2021 5:18 AM

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I’m retarded for continuously holding Oregiaru to such a high regards after all these years.




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Nov 15, 2021 5:26 AM

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I am trash for finding pleasure in revenge rape scenes from Redo of Healer.
Nov 15, 2021 5:36 AM

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Can't stop myself laughing on those who find themselves relatable to an anime character yet still have Hachiman in my own favorites.
Nov 15, 2021 5:38 AM

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I think my taste is good. I literally have nothing to roast myself for lol. Pure boi here.
Nov 15, 2021 5:57 AM

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I am a pussy that's afraid of the jojo fandom and therefore haven't watched it.
I on porpuse pick up shorter titles and movies just so I can lower my mal score and add another juicy number it's how I have 130 anime completed with only 25 days.
I say I will check out your recommendation but truth is I'm a lazy motherfucker and it will take me atleast a year
I have no shame in watching popular stuff.
I score things way too high but I'm too sentimentally attached to lower it.
I can't even roast myself properly and just go on a lame rant on how lame I am.
Nov 15, 2021 6:00 AM

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I like cute teenager animu gurls and I gave TTGL a 1, which is loved by the community
Nov 15, 2021 6:05 AM
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Yeah, I don't have a waifu, but cute anime girls in my favourite.

Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp!

Nov 15, 2021 6:05 AM

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Other people: What kind of loser spends all his time navigating MAL, than actual watching something?

Me: Yeah, what kind of idiot would do that...?
"Did you forget already? In my word the color "red" doesn't exist. These must be...my tears. Ever since I woke up from my coma...I think I've been waiting for this very moment. You'd do well to remember this, Maya. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over."
(Ace Attorney T&T: Bridge to the Turnabout)
"I'm my worst critic." (Kendrick Lamar)
Nov 15, 2021 6:07 AM

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I find people who like things because it's "relatable" senseless.(MHA characters, anime, etc)

Yet I have Shouya Ishida as one of my favorites.




Nov 15, 2021 6:28 AM

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Why I'm always me WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
Nov 15, 2021 6:36 AM
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I shouldn't have started watching anime :(
Nov 15, 2021 6:40 AM

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I laugh at lolicons but I have Kanna in my favorites, is that a roast?



Nov 15, 2021 6:53 AM

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Wow you think you watch underrated anime when like everything you watch is insanely popular in the anime community , also you think your smart and philosophical but you don't understand shit and you have to watch a 1 hour video essay to fully understand an anime
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Nov 15, 2021 6:53 AM

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Me: doesn't like Loli's and Shota's

Also Me: has Killua on favorites section

(Still best boy doe just sayin)
If you were given the option of dying painlessly in peace at 45, but with a lover at your side after a full and happy life, is this something that would interest you? Would this interest you at all?

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Nov 15, 2021 7:02 AM

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Can't do it my taste is too perfect, I am unable to relate to people with shit taste
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Nov 15, 2021 7:10 AM

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DrSexy said:
Can't do it my taste is too perfect, I am unable to relate to people with shit taste


Mate you rated Henshin alittle too high.


just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police 😫
Nov 15, 2021 7:12 AM

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caprisan said:
DrSexy said:
Can't do it my taste is too perfect, I am unable to relate to people with shit taste


Mate you rated Henshin alittle too high.


For a hentai it has an engaging plot and character development, it is the only one that made me care about the characters. It deserves a high score
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Nov 15, 2021 7:18 AM

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FMmatron said:
KUALO said:
I am 23yo and still watching anime/reading manga because I don't have anything better to do :)


I can top that as a 24 year old.

Many of my friends are already married or engaged and I'm still reading Kaguya-sama, lmao.

.I top your top as a thirty years old.
Nov 15, 2021 7:25 AM
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Me:Oh shounen is just SO normie and generic

Also me:
FMAB 9/10
Hunterxhunter 10/10
The Disastrous life of Saiki k 9/10
Jujutsu kaisen 8/10

I add plenty of manga to my PTW and put them aside the whole time. What is wrong with me. Also I am ashamed at myself for falling into a gacha trap and not watching anime for 6 fucking months beause of that game. That game is actually less addictive compared to others gacha's but I just haaad to get addicted. How stupid of me.

I feel like a degenrate for being a fan of gore hentai and the like. (Although it's not for the faps). I'm suxha dumbass for dropping the AOT anime(cause BAD pacing) and reading only the manga instead(which I did end up loving).

Also I my acne-ass face gets so "shiny" that it looks like I literally dunked my head in oil. My fingers are so bony that they look like those of a fuckin skeleton.
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Nov 15, 2021 7:25 AM

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I douse myself in pastels and pink, claiming to be the magical girl dude who watches/promotes all the obscure stuff the mainstream neglects, but by technicality my favorite magical girl show is Madoka, which is the most normie pick possible. It's not even that insightful towards the genre, I'm just a hoe who likes thriller narratives, but am too turned off by the gritty aesthetic that's attached to em.

Yeah, it'd be easy to roast me for being a creepy dude, who loves shows for little girls. But it's a much more damning inditement that I can't even commit to that. Most of the shoujo I watch, I don't even like, but I keep coming back to it like an insane person
Nov 15, 2021 7:51 AM

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I won't watch ping pong because the art style is trash
- has Noein in favorites

I don't wanna watch hxh because the main character looks like a 6 year old lame ass kid
- has Magi in favorites

All CSM girls are annoying and the fanbase is weird with all the obsession towards makima
- me on MAL:
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Nov 15, 2021 9:19 AM

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I can't really describe the reasons why I like or dislike an anime very well. Or really talk about how special a series could mean to me without coming across as some kind of sperg. It makes me feel like I never truly appreciate a lot of the series that I love and instead I feel like I just mindlessly consume sometimes.
Are the fireflies brighter than usual, or is it just your imagination? Tonight will be a long night.
Nov 15, 2021 9:33 AM

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VintageCorsair said:
I can't really describe the reasons why I like or dislike an anime very well. Or really talk about how special a series could mean to me without coming across as some kind of sperg. It makes me feel like I never truly appreciate a lot of the series that I love and instead I feel like I just mindlessly consume sometimes.
Same here actually (but kinda forgot to write about it above, as I don't get asked why I like the stuff I do very often). That is, depending on the anime though as well, I'll either not be able to clearly articulate why exactly I like something, or if I know why I like something, it more often than not isn't exactly a concise thing I could give to others as an explanation, as while I've written essay-length observations on aspects I liked from some of my faves in the comments section of their entries in my list, I can't exactly give that (more often than not spoilerific as well) writeup to others.
The way I see it, I still appreciate them though, but because visual media tends to often appeal more to the 'emotional' rather than the 'rational' part of the viewers, putting what exactly we like to words might not be exactly a given.

P.S. (Obviously unrelated but) Also props at you for having Princess Principal in your faves. :-)
Nov 15, 2021 9:33 AM
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Shitposter claims to be a fan of Urobuchi but despises madoka magica to the core.
Refuses to elaborate further. Leaves.
Nov 15, 2021 4:07 PM

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I like edgy anime like "Akame ga Kill", yet I also watch anime like "Uma Misume" when I need a break.
I claim to hate parodies and low quality character design anime like "Mob Psycho 100, One Punch Man and BNHA". But I actually watched both seasons of One Punch Man and liked it (gave it a low score though). And 5 seasons of BNHA (still give them low scores).
I watch as many anime as I can every season and think that makes me superior (I binge) to others. But in truth, I always fall behind on current airing anime and can't be up to date with what those in forums are discussing.
I judge people who have less than 100 completed anime on their list and won't take their opinion seriously.
Nov 15, 2021 4:21 PM
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mramirez96 is an anime hater who should stop watching seasonals, because this user already knows that all the scores will be low according their taste.
Nov 15, 2021 4:21 PM

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mwalimu calls himself an anime fan even though he's never watched some of the biggest titles such as FMAB, AoT, Death Note, HxH, and BnHA.
mwalimu watches a lot of trashy harem/ecchi shows, even though he's older than most MAL users' parents.
A møøse once bit my sister...
Nov 15, 2021 4:59 PM
Nov 15, 2021 5:05 PM

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I watch too much slice of life, cute girls series.

My favorite anime ever is a cheesy, goofy series about card games.
My waifu is the most wonderful waifu. Mai Valentine.

We're freaking out that we're running out of time, but to do what? Should i stop and think of that? Is there something i could do to slow it down? Live in a day for once, instead of watch it sprinting by
Nov 15, 2021 5:08 PM

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@nyaa15
You should stop procrastinating. Dude you don't even watch anime anymore don't you? and what's with you being obsessed with anything you like?Btw you should add more favorites.You think way too much about Mochizuki Jun.
Nov 15, 2021 5:19 PM

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Gween_Gween said:
I laugh at lolicons but I have Kanna in my favorites, is that a roast?

As someone who also hates lolicons but uses a loli character as my pfp I can relate.
Nov 15, 2021 9:09 PM
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I'm too forgiving of flaws for favorites




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Nov 16, 2021 10:17 PM

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hey you cuck imagine rating KanoKari a 10 do you like consuming trash or what



I hope no one I know irl sees my secret account~

Anyways, do I look cute in this outfit?~

Nov 17, 2021 8:48 PM

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Ohhhh this is going to be good.

1) Bitch, you only watch male idol shows because they're pretty. Don't lie to yourself or others. (Mmmm, they do have beautiful singing voices too, though, don't be fooled, I do enjoy their songs. MONSTER GENERATION is a fucking bop and you can't tell me otherwise I just won't listen lah lah lah.)

2) It is fucking 2021 and you're still a huge Vocaloid fan? Fuck off.

3) Riding off of point two, you're still really big into Len Kagamine? Get a fucking grip, you're not 13 years old anymore. Get over yourself.

4) Do you like anime, or do you just like anime boys?

I could go on and on-- I'm really easy to roast LOL.
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