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January 16th, 2021
My random attempt to draw a doujin manga, please read from right to left, it's because I read so much manga that it became a thing, I done it unconsciously.
The synopsis is simple, there's this idiot named Firicel doing stupid things, and his friends, these 4 pages we only get to see his childhood friend Ana and Firicel's mom.
Strong language here.

#1 Issue
Posted by Catalano | Jan 16, 6:10 AM | 0 comments
January 13th, 2020
Anime Relations: To LOVE-Ru
I started watching TLR because I was searching for some good ecchi, I love a good ecchi, everyone recommended me this so I watched it.
Truth is I was depressed after I finished Urusei Yatsura and that's why I wanted something trash and garbage, full of nonsense and dumb comedy, glad I found this because it has what I was looking for.
WIth no further ado, TLR is basically to my surprise a Urusei Yatsura set in the modern times (and not the 80s)
- alien girl who becomes main guy's gf because she wants it and whatever
- main guy loves a different girl who likes him too but the alien chick ruined all
- other girls appear and ecchi situations happen with main guy
- alien chick makes dumb inventions that never work
- alien chick can't cook
- alien chick lives with main guy
- alien chick's dad is a powerful warlord in space
- friends of alien girl appear throughout the anime and stuff happen
The only differences are that Ataru is a cool guy who wants a harem and makes advances on girls with no luck; and Rito is a dumb dude who wants to bang Haruna but is afraid even by his own shadow, he's basically a loser, but for some reason, all the girls flock to him.

I would have loved TLR if not for Rito, I mean, he's not that bad, but in this setting having a loser as a main character is too depressing and ugly for me, of course, I have no problems with people that like him, it's not like he's completely lost, he has his good scenes, but all in all I couldn't get over how boring his personality was.
Seeing how the manga was serialized in weekly shonen jump, I get the impression that the creators wanted it to be just like Urusei Yatsura, a romcom with aliens and high school shenanigans. Why? because it doesn't have ecchi in the beginning, maybe they didn't sell so much so they said: nya... fvck it! let's give the readers boobs, ass and accidental cop-a-feel on the crotch and time that by 100. The overall result is kinda good, the sexy scenes are a feast for the eyes.

I can't get over by how dumb Lala is. come on, your bf wants to bang another girl and you're like: wow, we're so friends! and so on, I mean it, Rito could have sex to Haruna in front of Lala and she wouldn't understand, can you imagine what would happen if Ataru was in place of Rito, Lala would have been Ataru's perfect alien gf and Luum would have killed Rito just for staring at Haruna in class. Saruyama on the other hand was fun to watch, he is the true protag in my opinion, funny and perverted guy with no luck with girls (only a milf catgirl though, but he refused her because Rito's idiocy is contagious).
BEST GIRLS
1 Haruna
2 Yui
3 Golden Darkness
4 Mikan
5 the Nurse
Lala and the others are't even worth mentioning

Don't know why but I love the animation, the shots, the music, the overall atmosphere, all seem to be perfectly aligned and not double but triple checked, sincerely, this anime would have been fine even without the ecchi or the sexy parts, just high schoolers having fun, fvck the adult world of making money and putting food on the table, this is fun to watch and I really laughed at the jokes and shenanigans. And wtf was that magical girl episode? I think it was the best episode, it was out of this world. Oh, and the school festival episodes too were fun and those were the only episodes where Rito was cool.
Posted by Catalano | Jan 13, 2020 3:36 PM | 2 comments
June 15th, 2019
These movies are sequels to NGE in the sense of something happening before Eva 1.0, NGE and End of NGE may have happened differently before 1.0, reasons:
- The red ocean (LCL in End of Eva)
- The big eyeball like glow on the south pole (absent in End of Eva)

My theory is simple, Shinji is repeating in 1.0 something that he has already done but it's not necessarily NGE, it's a different timeline created after he became god when he initiated 3rd impact. In End of Eva everything is resolved, so you can take it as the real end. But here we have these glitches like the ocean and that glow.
Let's dig dipper, in 2.0, the movie is different that NGE, we have characters behaving differently like Asuka (she even has a different name Shikinami), Rei (who cooks) and Mari who has only one conversation the whole movie, with Shinji of course. We get other developments (we all know what so let's get to the point), Shinji initiates 3rd Impact so he can save Rei but Kaworu comes and stops it.
Flash forward to 3.0 and we get that abomination, but what happened? it's simple, GOD (First Ancestral Race) wants to punish humanity because they created God (Shinji) before 1.0. We get these stuff about GOD (the true god) in NGE:
- Fuyutsuki says humans created Evas in the image of god and he may be furious
- Yui talks about an angry god
- SEELE talks about an angry god and they they want to be one with Lilith
- Gendo talks about god
- We get all these references of an angry god in the 3.0 soundtrack lyrics
- There is no religion in Evangelion, not a reference on shinto, christianity or other, all of the christian symbols are there because "it looked cool" (Anno didn't have time to invent a religion so he took what he could from christianity and judaism and some abrahamic religions), the rulers of the world know about the true GOD so they worship him, we don't get hanabata, new year's eve shrine visits, Misato doesn't even have a shrine for her father in her pig's den of an apartment, she wears the cross which is the symbol of this Evangelion world religion.

So, Shinji is stuck in an unending universe because GOD is furious and wants to punish and destroy him, Shinji became powerful as GOD and this is blasphemy. Think about the First Ancestral Race who scattered the seeds on planets differently on purpose in order not to coincide on the same planet, they need/want life to exist but they don't want another GOD. But he doesn't know. It's impossible for the movies to be set in Shinji's mind or a perfect universe that he created after End of Eva. After that cataclysm, the world can't be rebuild so quickly. Reasons:
- Misato wouldn't be angry with Shinji for any reason
- Asuka would never say: "I can't believe he hit a girl"
- Asuka would have never destroy Eva 2
- The way the choker moved when it activated on Kaworu was a reality breakdown which can't happen in Eva universe

All this universe is meant to make Shinji breakdown, to lose focus on what's important or what happened really before 1.0, did he save some of humanity with his godlike powers? did he take them to another realm to protect them from GOD until they emerge out of LCL? who knows. In 4.0 Shinji can possibly have to fight First Ancestral Race. I don't know how, but it may be something like Gurren Lagann, flashy and reality warping stuff. 3.0 was so bad, so ridiculous, so retarded because it may be just another episode of this saga, take it as a different story arc, there are other characters:
- Edgy Misato
- Short hair Ritsuko
- Moe pink hair girl who's Toji's sister
- How did they convert Eva 1 as a ship with no tech at hand?
- Why is Eva 2 a shape shifting dog?
- No umbilical cables on any Evas
- Rei has no Lilith in her, just look at her (Lilith is already combined with Adam as per my explanation above, even Adam is different in 1.0, that is just a carbon copy or something)

The themes in the rebuild are different than NGE, why? because they aren't sequels per se, so because we already got out hedgehog dilemmas, depression, social anxiety and so on, now that smiling bastard (Anno Hideaki) wants to give us something else, so I think 4.0 will elucidate the overall plot and themes. Maybe we'll get just some action flick, or the myth of Adam and Eve in anime form with Shinji eating the "apple" and Asuka becoming the mother of metaphorical humanity. Maybe it's a huge symbolism for human existence and how they procreate, what does the child get from the parents, what can the parents give to the child because they are separated (they aren't in the LCL), let's say they have a kid in the future before 1.0 happened and GOD messed up with them, and Shinji and Asuka want to repeat the world in order to get better and protect him/her. KIMOCHIWARUI? why did Anno spread that stuff about morning sickness?

I have more stuff to write but because 4.0 is not here yet I won't say more, if it really will be a fight against First Ancestral Race, I'll gladly try to expand more, but for now it's just a conspiracy theory.
Posted by Catalano | Jun 15, 2019 4:26 PM | 0 comments
June 7th, 2019
Aho Girl episode 6
Aika R-16 episode 2
Akanesasu Shoujo episode 6
Amanchu
Ano Natsu de Matteru episode 6
Another episode 8
Aquarion Evol episode 17
Azumanga Daioh episode 5, 14, 22
B Gata H Kei episode 2
Bannou Bunka Neko Musume TV episode 6
Ben-To episode 7
Bleach episode 228
Haganai episode 10
Carnival Phantasm episode 2
Chuunibyou episode 7
Chuunibyou Ren episode 9
Dagashi Kashi episode 3
Darling in the FranXX episode 7
Doujin Work episode 9, 10
Dragonaut episode 7
Fairy Tail OVA episode 4
Full Metal Panic Fumoffu episode 3
Gabriel DropOut episode 4
Gintama episode 19, 115
Gokujo episode 4
Golden Time episode 15
Grand Blue
Hajimete no Gyaru episode 8
Harukana Receive
Hataraku Maou-sama episode 10
Highschool of the Dead OVA
Higurashi no Naku koro ni Rei episode 1
Hyouka OVA
Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls episode 6
Jashin-chan Dropkick ONA
Jashin-chan Dropkick' episode 4
Kaibutsu Oujo episode 4
Kandagawa Jet Girls episode 10
Koi to Uso episode 5
Kono Yu-No episode 15
Kitakubu episode 9
Macross F episode 10
Major S2 episode 10
Manaria Friends episode 6
Mangaka-san to Assistant-san to episode 6
Maison Ikkoku episode 10
Midara na Ao-chan epside 8
Nande Koko ni Sensei ga episode 4
NHK ni Yokoso episode 13
Nodame Cantabile Special
Okaa-san Online OVA
Oshiete Galko-chan episode 7
Hello Kiniro Mosaic episode 10
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt episode 9
Persona 4 the Golden Animation episode 3
Persona 5 episode 18
RahXephon episode 9
Rail Wars episode 4
Re-Kan episode 4
Renai Boukun episode 6
RikeKoi episode 9
Sabagebu Special 1
Saekano Flat Episode 0
Saiki Kusuo no Psy-nan episode 63
Sakurasou episode 8
School Rumble episode 12
Seitokai Yakuindomo* episode 8
Senryuu Shoujo episode 8
Shoujo-tachi wa Kouya wo Mezasu episode 6
Sora no Otoshimono episode 6
Sounan Desu ka
Suisei no Gargantia episode 5
Taiho Shichau zo episode 39
Tejina-senpai episode 10
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann episode 12
Tokimeki Tonight episode 32
To Love Ru OVA episode 3
Motto To Love Ru episode 6, 12
Toradora episode 9, 10
Yamamoto Yohko TV episode 17
Youkoso Jitsuryouku Shijou Shugi no Kyoushitsu e episode 7
Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san episode 10, 12
Yuru Yuri episode 4
Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru episode 7
Zan Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei episode 4
Posted by Catalano | Jun 7, 2019 3:39 PM | 0 comments
December 31st, 2018
I've encountered some weird and funny stuff in anime

- In Kokkoku, the mysterious beauty Majima is the only woman in existence
who is a onee-chan and imouto in the same time to the same guy.


-Yuu from Noein succeeded to NTR himself, seriously. He redeemed only in the end.
Posted by Catalano | Dec 31, 2018 10:12 PM | 0 comments
May 21st, 2018
Anime Relations: Yoake Tsugeru Lu no Uta
I watched Yoake Tsugeru Lu no Uta and I have some weird thought about it:
- Guy is attracted to loli mermaid, ignores horny girl the anime
- Guy tells friend not to take photos of cute mermaid, procedes to take photo of cute mermaid when alone
- Yuuho (Uho) is best girl even though you can call her Badluck Brianna
- The merdogs were cute as hell
- Highlight of the film was sweatty Uho in pain
- Yuasa took some Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds when making the animation
- In the end Uho goes to Tokyo but I am concerned, she's too gulible I think, please don't become an av actress!
- Senpai girl was hot
- I wanna go to Mermaid Land, unintentional funny name :))
- Apparently the english word for ningyo is seiren and not siren

The music was good and the final guitar scene reminded me of Kenji's Song.
Posted by Catalano | May 21, 2018 11:02 PM | 0 comments
April 25th, 2018
Just finished Dragonaut: the Resonance and because I am bored and I have nothing to do, why not write something to entertain myself, MALers love some good entertaining.
This anime is awesome, it has everything it needs to have: a good amount of episodes, cool character design (I mean cute girls and tall boys), action, mystery, romance and lots of boobs and asses (the best part).
This is not a review so I don't care about a thing, free form os my middle name. I kinda grimaced and laughed when I saw the cg dragons and the weird battle scenes but who cares, the way Sieglinde jumps into the cockpit is cool as fvck. And I still don't understand the plug suit physics, why do they keep appearing and disappearing whenever convenient, well, doesn't matter I can accept that because I am open to anything.
The best thing was GYARLS. Lots and lots of beautifull stunning girls. From the main love interest Toa to big boobs Makina to huge boobs and my fav Garnet who plot twist: was a dragon!!! I demand you to find an unattractive girl in this anime! And no, that was not a loli it was a genuine child (the boss' daughter).
So many plot twists, so many go round in circles, the drama, the lost friendship between Jin and Kazuki just to mimdfvck us all at the end when Kazuki tells Jin that he cares about him and he wants to protect him and Toa, is was so heartwarming, I almost cried a tear.
Ok, so who's best girl? Let me make a list to decide
Toa - so good and caring and those thighs
Makina - sweet and bff with Akira-chan and the boobs
Sieglinde - bossy and a german name
Garnet - the biggest bitch but with a soft heart and big knockers
Widow - gloomy, possibly she's 25 year old Ayanami Rei
Akira - red hair, sweet girl, her honor is way off the charts
Glasses girl (forgot name) - she has a sekusu scene with reporter guy offscreen, she loves the prof, red liptick
Otohime and her master - best hairdo ever, beautiful girls
All in all it was a nice anime and I liked the friendship between Jin and Gio. Don't forget it has a pool episode: hey, the ISDA is following us but I'm in my swimsuit and chillin, and we are trying to catch a girl and a boy but lets chill with them, grab a beer and watch Makina's flustered face and jiggly assets.
The end was epic, explosions and big monsters, love power above all and the instrumentality, I mean, resonance was cool as a concept. So the characters survived except for some who died honorably and it made me feel enjoyment which was fine as wine. I tried to watch some episodes drunk and they were way more awesome.
The special was great, it was a mixture of Jojo and Bruce Lee movies thrown together. In the second half all of our beloved guys and gals switch personality and laughter ensures. Just imagine Howling Star scared, Toa sekusu crazed, Garnet timid, Makina angry and Amadeus a grumpy ol man. Otohime was normal because yeah.
Apparently, Jin likes moe girls and I feel him, who doesn't. I hope he and Toa have sekusu and live happy. But I wonder, did they do it in that timeskip after the moon incident? You know, Gio was out and they were horny, I hope they did it in every corner of the house.
I have more to talk about Dragonaut but I'm hurting my fingers and my eyes, maybe I'll edit it maybe ot, who knows. Yeah so spoilers, ah. Garnet best girl confirmed on moon incident even though because of her, yeah... bitch. But her master was a cvnt, he imprisoned Toa in a glass box without a toilet... weird.
Posted by Catalano | Apr 25, 2018 9:44 AM | 0 comments