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Jul 2, 2020 7:40 PM
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Try turning a series into as ridiculous and long of a light title as you can. Bonus points if you can get someone who hasn't seen that show interested in watching it now. For example, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure would be something like
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"Me and my little brother tried to revive our dead mother but everything goes extremely wrong, and so we go on an adventure to find a seemingly innocent stone that will bring us back to normal, especially my dear cute little brother because he's now apparently a giant suit of armour "
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“The world is quite literally falling apart and though I’m a pacifist, I’m also terrible at my job so, I find myself having rely on a muderer to help me find my way around”


I also made another one: ( but I don’t know if it counts since it’s not a really well known anime)

“At the young age of eleven, my class sacrifices me and the government thinks this is totally acceptable”
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Cheers to the OP for a great thread topic.

"My dad abandoned me when I was little, but now he wants me to pilot a giant robot and fight giant monsters to save the world with allies who are just as mentally unstable as I am!"
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The "light novelish" (I made up that word) title for Kiss x Sis (A show I haven't seen yet) would be something like this (This title is also accurate for every other little step sister shows):

"I have romantic and sexual feelings for my little sisters, but it doesn't matter since they aren't blood related."

For Serial Experiments Lain (I have seen it), it would be:

"The story of how I, a shy and introverted high school girl, turned into an omnipotent being."
Jul 2, 2020 11:09 PM
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1). (Boruto)
The a annoying son of Hokage who hates his dad's job and is training to become a great shinobi.

2). (Mobile suit Gundam)
In midst of an enemy attack I found an secret Mobile suit designed by my father and my milatray career as a pilot began.

3). (Detective conan)
A high school detective is turned into a kid by some man in black and lives with the girl he likes without her knowing it's him, and helps her dad slove cases and catching those men in black.
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I can't believe this girl gave me mind-control powers and now I can use them to rebel against my father and his nation.

I accidentally hugged these guys and now they're animals

I was reincarnated into a fantasy world but now I have these idiots with me to go and defeat the demon king (this one already is a light novel with lengthy title but oh well)

_Dusty_ said:
"My Gang Leader Best Friend and Demon Sword Girlfriend Just Got Me Involved With a Headless Biker and Who Knows Who Else"
Wow. That is better than what I said: "I moved into a city looking for an exciting life. But there are gang wars, a manipulator, a headless woman and many other crazy things" (this one too is also a light novel but it doesn't have a lengthy title so).

Weebwithbadtaste said:
“The world is quite literally falling apart and though I’m a pacifist, I’m also terrible at my job so, I find myself having rely on a muderer to help me find my way around”
Wait what anime is this again?
Jul 3, 2020 1:31 AM

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“I Broke a Really Expensive Vase, and Now I Have to Crossdress as a Host Club Member to Pay Back My Debt?!”

Also kudos for the fun thread topic.
Jul 3, 2020 1:40 AM

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I fucked a girl witch I just met. And I have my crush on my teacher. And my dad getting remarried again. And the person he married is apparently the mother of the girl I bang and the teacher that I have crush on. So now we all have to act like a family. So basically it's like a poem family....
Jul 3, 2020 1:46 AM
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My Dad Left Me After Being Born and Now My Aunt Is Making Me Become a Master Fisher Before Departing On My Journey
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DHD534 said:
I fucked a girl witch I just met. And I have my crush on my teacher. And my dad getting remarried again. And the person he married is apparently the mother of the girl I bang and the teacher that I have crush on. So now we all have to act like a family. So basically it's like a poem family....

That got me interested, and the name of the anime is..?

Jul 3, 2020 1:54 AM

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SqueezedLemons said:
My Dad Left Me After Being Born and Now My Aunt Is Making Me Become a Master Fisher Before Departing On My Journey
Dude, that's just first episode's synopsis.

Jul 3, 2020 1:55 AM
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Hana no ko Lunlun:
The guy I like keeps releasing the bees to a random mansion

Evangelion:

I need to get into my mum, who is now a robot and fight angels!?

Kimetsu no yaiba:

My sister was the beuty of our hometown!

Jul 3, 2020 2:01 AM

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Juralumin said:
DHD534 said:
I fucked a girl witch I just met. And I have my crush on my teacher. And my dad getting remarried again. And the person he married is apparently the mother of the girl I bang and the teacher that I have crush on. So now we all have to act like a family. So basically it's like a poem family....

That got me interested, and the name of the anime is..?

Domestic girlfriend is the name of the anime.
But on a serious note the anime is quite good.
Jul 3, 2020 2:04 AM

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The one time I told that lie in the month of April.
Jul 3, 2020 2:12 AM

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Can we change light novel titles to seem more light novel-y? In that case, I would go with this anime:

"Crazy scientists and magicians are having a war with one another, and somehow always find a way to involve me, all because I happened upon a runaway nun hanging on my balcony"
Jul 3, 2020 2:12 AM

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StrawhatL said:

(Mobile suit Gundam)
In midst of a war I found an overpowered Gundam (Giant Robot) and become a solider.

Technically incorrect.
1. There is no such thing as "overpowered Gundam" because this is the first Gundam.
2. Gundam is not a synonym for giant robot. Those are called mobile suits here and there are many models. Gundam is a prototype for a new model.

Let me fix it for you:

"In midst of an enemy attack I incidently stumbled upon a secret weapon developed by my father, learned in seconds to pilot it from the manual, saved some civilians and doomed my father to hypoxia. Thus my involuntary career as a military pilot began."
Jul 3, 2020 2:16 AM
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One Piece - Onii-san ga Shindacchatta, Ore wa Kaizoku-ou ni Naritai!

Naruto - Orenji Janpu Suuto Shinobi wa Honmono no Shinobi da!

Sword Art Online - Ore no Chinpo wa Kuroi dakedo, Ano Onna no Ko-tachi wa Pero Pero Shitai!

Dragon Ball - Ora no Tomodachi-tachi wa Mata Shinda, Doragon Booru wo Tsukau!
Jul 3, 2020 2:31 AM

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心中したくも過去から囚われて皆に邪魔されていつ落語から解放されるのだろうかな

Shinjuu shitakute mo kako kara torawarete mina ni jama sarete itsu rakugo kara kaihou sareru no darou ka na

Even if I want to commit a double suicide, I am imprisoned by my past, everyone is getting in my way, and I wonder when I will be free from rakugo.
Jul 3, 2020 2:33 AM
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alshu said:
StrawhatL said:

(Mobile suit Gundam)
In midst of a war I found an overpowered Gundam (Giant Robot) and become a solider.

Technically incorrect.
1. There is no such thing as "overpowered Gundam" because this is the first Gundam.
2. Gundam is not a synonym for giant robot. Those are called mobile suits here and there are many models. Gundam is a prototype for a new model.

Let me fix it for you:

"In midst of an enemy attack I incidently stumbled upon a secret weapon developed by my father, learned in seconds to pilot it from the manual, saved some civilians and doomed my father to hypoxia. Thus my involuntary career as a military pilot began."


Thank you for correcting my misconception about the Gundam and mobile suit.
Jul 3, 2020 2:35 AM
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Meusnier said:
心中したくも過去から囚われて皆に邪魔されていつ落語から解放されるのだろうかな

Shinjuu shitakute mo kako kara torawarete mina ni jama sarete itsu rakugo kara kaihou sareru no darou ka na

Even if I want to commit a double suicide, I am imprisoned by my past, everyone is getting in my way, and I wonder when I will be free from rakugo.


What is this anime, it seems intriguing
Jul 3, 2020 2:48 AM

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"The City of Tokyo exploded 3 decades ago, and now my best friend has horrifying psychic powers"
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StrawhatL said:
Meusnier said:
心中したくも過去から囚われて皆に邪魔されていつ落語から解放されるのだろうかな

Shinjuu shitakute mo kako kara torawarete mina ni jama sarete itsu rakugo kara kaihou sareru no darou ka na

Even if I want to commit a double suicide, I am imprisoned by my past, everyone is getting in my way, and I wonder when I will be free from rakugo.


What is this anime, it seems intriguing

With rakugo and shinjuu in the title, that was not too hard to find, but it is this one: Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu.

Short praise below. I think that @NamikazeHime may have better arguments than me about this show to make it more appealing.

Jul 3, 2020 3:22 AM

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StrawhatL said:

Thank you for correcting my misconception about the Gundam and mobile suit.

Which misconception was pretty strange since you have watched the show...
Jul 3, 2020 3:32 AM
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"My mom called me so I jumped into a 20,000m deep hole with her robot"

"My mum was killed[Srsly!]So I went back in time to find the killer"

"That time i mass-murdered prisoners with a notebook in order to become the GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!"

Jul 3, 2020 3:34 AM
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Axscel said:
Can we change light novel titles to seem more light novel-y? In that case, I would go with this anime:

"Crazy scientists and magicians are having a war with one another, and somehow always find a way to involve me, all because I happened upon a runaway nun hanging on my balcony"

great way to describe to aru majutsu no index ngl
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Meusnier said:
StrawhatL said:


What is this anime, it seems intriguing

With rakugo and shinjuu in the title, that was not too hard to find, but it is this one: Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu.

Short praise below. I think that @NamikazeHime may have better arguments than me about this show to make it more appealing.




Have I been summoned to praise Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinju? Let's get on the buisness then:



Sorry for a short reply, I'm kinda in the middle of some buisness now.
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TheKawaiiToon said:
I can't believe this girl gave me mind-control powers and now I can use them to rebel against my father and his nation.

I accidentally hugged these guys and now they're animals

I was reincarnated into a fantasy world but now I have these idiots with me to go and defeat the demon king (this one already is a light novel with lengthy title but oh well)

_Dusty_ said:
"My Gang Leader Best Friend and Demon Sword Girlfriend Just Got Me Involved With a Headless Biker and Who Knows Who Else"
Wow. That is better than what I said: "I moved into a city looking for an exciting life. But there are gang wars, a manipulator, a headless woman and many other crazy things" (this one too is also a light novel but it doesn't have a lengthy title so).

Weebwithbadtaste said:
“The world is quite literally falling apart and though I’m a pacifist, I’m also terrible at my job so, I find myself having rely on a muderer to help me find my way around”
Wait what anime is this again?

KonoSuba's title can also be:

"My life after being reincarnated to a fantasy world sucks really bad, as I expected." (A little bit of OreGairu mix)
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One Piece - Onii-san ga Shindacchatta, Ore wa Kaizoku-ou ni Naritai!

Naruto - Orenji Janpu Suuto Shinobi wa Honmono no Shinobi da!

Sword Art Online - Ore no Chinpo wa Kuroi dakedo, Ano Onna no Ko-tachi wa Pero Pero Shitai!

Dragon Ball - Ora no Tomodachi-tachi wa Mata Shinda, Doragon Booru wo Tsukau!


Sao one was good. I haven't seen it to the end but wouldn't Ko-tachi would be some other word? Nevermind, I get it now I guess.
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TheKawaiiToon said:
I can't believe this girl gave me mind-control powers and now I can use them to rebel against my father and his nation.

I accidentally hugged these guys and now they're animals

I was reincarnated into a fantasy world but now I have these idiots with me to go and defeat the demon king (this one already is a light novel with lengthy title but oh well)

_Dusty_ said:
"My Gang Leader Best Friend and Demon Sword Girlfriend Just Got Me Involved With a Headless Biker and Who Knows Who Else"
Wow. That is better than what I said: "I moved into a city looking for an exciting life. But there are gang wars, a manipulator, a headless woman and many other crazy things" (this one too is also a light novel but it doesn't have a lengthy title so).

Weebwithbadtaste said:
“The world is quite literally falling apart and though I’m a pacifist, I’m also terrible at my job so, I find myself having rely on a muderer to help me find my way around”
Wait what anime is this again?

Well that was kinda an exaggeration but I was talking about cells at work.The muderer as in white blood cell since kill the germs and the pacifist was suppose to be red blood cell, it said anywhere that she was a pacifist but she doesn’t have the ability to fight. I just made my post cause I thought it was funny.Sorry about that I should of just specified it was an accurate description.
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WANCHU! I'm in the same class as the local weirdo!!??
...it's honestly less weird than the original title.
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I shouldn't went on a date with that purple haired beauty, now I'm a monster!


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Nei-san said:
"The City of Tokyo exploded 3 decades ago, and now my best friend has horrifying psychic powers"


This sounds interesting. What is the name of the show?
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Nei-san said:
"The City of Tokyo exploded 3 decades ago, and now my best friend has horrifying psychic powers"


This sounds interesting. What is the name of the show?


Sounds like Akira to me.

Can't think of anything else
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NamikazeHime said:
Meusnier said:

With rakugo and shinjuu in the title, that was not too hard to find, but it is this one: Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu.

Short praise below. I think that @NamikazeHime may have better arguments than me about this show to make it more appealing.




Have I been summoned to praise Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinju? Let's get on the buisness then:



Sorry for a short reply, I'm kinda in the middle of some buisness now.

Thanks a lot for responding to this summoning! Your 11/10 comment made me think that you would give more thorough and compelling arguments, which you did. I prefer myself to say as little as possible to leave the pleasure to the new viewer to discover all the good parts of this show. Does it suggest that there are some bad parts? Well...

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Meusnier said:
NamikazeHime said:


Have I been summoned to praise Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinju? Let's get on the buisness then:



Sorry for a short reply, I'm kinda in the middle of some buisness now.

Thanks a lot for responding to this summoning! Your 11/10 comment made me think that you would give more thorough and compelling arguments, which you did. I prefer myself to say as little as possible to leave the pleasure to the new viewer to discover all the good parts of this show. Does it suggest that there are some bad parts? Well...



Am I the only person who actually really liked that scene? For me, it was so impactfull and beautiful because there is so much meaning behind it.
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