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Apr 27, 2016 10:11 PM
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or a guy, if you're a girl

I'd start doing stuff on webcam for money ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

nah jk I'd maybe try to find a rich guy to buy me everything
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Apr 27, 2016 10:14 PM
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If I woke up a girl I'd be a singer and wear cool clothes

If I woke up a guy I'm not sure what I'd do. Maybe go gamble or something
Apr 27, 2016 10:15 PM
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mochakawaiibear said:
If I woke up a girl I'd be a singer and wear cool clothes

If I woke up a guy I'm not sure what I'd do. Maybe go gamble or something
wait what? you're not either one???
Apr 27, 2016 10:19 PM
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Fapping will be the most original answer here so .... I'm not going with that.

I'll become a feminazi in my country and then get stoned to death to further fuel feminazi outfits in the West.
Apr 27, 2016 10:23 PM
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Trance- said:
to further fuel feminazi outfits in the West.
good thing I'd be turned into a woman, otherwise this would suck
Apr 27, 2016 10:26 PM
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going to doctors.... for sure......
"If taking responsibility for a mistake that cannot be undone means death, it's not that hard to die. At least, not as hard as to live on."
Apr 27, 2016 10:28 PM
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would have easier and happier life.
Apr 27, 2016 10:29 PM
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Vote for Hillary Clinton because that's the agenda.
Apr 27, 2016 10:31 PM
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go check the mirror if im sexy enough to become a porn star
Apr 27, 2016 10:33 PM

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Alcoholic-san said:
mochakawaiibear said:
If I woke up a girl I'd be a singer and wear cool clothes

If I woke up a guy I'm not sure what I'd do. Maybe go gamble or something
wait what? you're not either one???
I feel like I've evolved past gender but I am a cis-male
Apr 27, 2016 10:46 PM
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If I was the opposite sex (as in a girl) I would try to prove and/or debunk any stereotypes I have towards girl or try to the biggest special snowflake as much as possible.
Apr 27, 2016 10:51 PM
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I'll do the same thing i do everyday: Try to take over the world
Apr 27, 2016 11:08 PM
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mochakawaiibear said:
I feel like I've evolved past gender but I am a cis-male
sometimes I wonder if this is real life
Apr 28, 2016 12:08 AM

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I'd get some nice clothes. My shirts would be too big for me as a girl and I've also heard that panties are comfortable, although expensive. Having some more skirts and maybe some dresses would be nice to. I guess pants and leggings would be the easiest way to "fit in" as a girl around here.
Apr 28, 2016 12:09 AM

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.... Well, crossdress. And then carry about my daily life like np. I guess I could also use the fact that I'm not who my identity says I am to get out of trouble.
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Apr 28, 2016 12:13 AM

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Need more deets on this predicament you've thrust upon me. Like what's the going on in the breasticual area, are we talking A, or DD? What about the facial features, are they my current ones or are do they have an overly feministic tinge? What about whether I'm going through that time of the month or not??

I simply cannot formulate a course of action without the necessary details, but I can say that I'll be hopeful that I'm going to rejoin with Hamish by going on a convoluted mess of an adventure. It's not like I have any particular qualms about my transformation, but I've grown accustomed to Hamish and the gang, and I'll do whatever it takes to get them back!*

*Within reason.
I don't even
Apr 28, 2016 12:22 AM

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Demand my brother answers for what he did last night, my thought process would be he anaesthized me and performed sex reconfiguration surgery while I was drugged.
Apr 28, 2016 12:26 AM

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I will make some female friends and know what girls actually talk about and think.
Apr 28, 2016 12:36 AM

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Go back to sleep until I wake up as a guy again.
Apr 28, 2016 12:38 AM

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Alcoholic-san said:
nah jk I'd maybe try to find a rich guy to buy me everything
but u will get fuck by guy he will try too grope u that not good very uncofmortable ( i have experience)
Apr 28, 2016 12:39 AM
*hug noises*

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Explore all the capabilities my body has that my male body did not
Apr 28, 2016 12:40 AM

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Oh look, it's this thread again ._.

My answer remains the same: Since I don't know how long I will stay in that state I would first of all record myself doing some kinky shit and play with myself in a way to meet all my fetishes.
Apr 28, 2016 12:41 AM
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If I would wake up as a cute/beautiful woman I would most likely excuse myself and take a long shower in the bathroom.

After that my goal for a future job would not change, but my sexual orientation would change to a lesbian (only because I would change my gender in that case would not change the fact that I like women) :P
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Apr 28, 2016 12:45 AM

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_Yato_God said:
I will make some female friends and know what girls actually talk about and think.

Girls relatively talk about the same things as guys, except less sports, a bit about mens and their weight and more talky about most everything.
Apr 28, 2016 12:46 AM

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If only I woke up and was a hot asian girl then i'd probably start searching for a hot girlfriend >;o
Apr 28, 2016 1:09 AM

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I would give birth for the experience
Apr 28, 2016 1:18 AM

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That would be an interesting and weird experience, I would probably go buy some clothes and have some fun with my new appearance xD
"At some point, I stopped hoping."
Apr 28, 2016 1:34 AM

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duh, do porn, be fucked by three guys at the same time, be the slutiest girl in town, is that even a question?
Apr 28, 2016 1:52 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
Explore all the capabilities my body has that my male body did not
Pretty much this.
It's the most logical conclusion for me. :3
Apr 28, 2016 1:53 AM

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I'd discover my body of course... heh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Apr 28, 2016 2:38 AM

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Sue my doctor for giving me the wrong medication and become a rich gal who leads wealthy and prosperous life.

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I'd discover my body of course... heh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

^ Right after doing this of course ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Apr 28, 2016 2:48 AM

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Likely get the floor wet as the first thing I do when I wake up is use the restroom and being a man I do so standing up, which would become a problem if I woke up as the opposite sex.
Apr 28, 2016 3:05 AM

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Go to the mirror and dress up :)_^_ After that sleep to get up to be a man again
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Apr 28, 2016 3:07 AM

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go attract some rich boys to be my bf so that I can leech their money and buy stuffs.
Apr 28, 2016 3:14 AM

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cosplay as all my favourite male characters and admire myself in the mirror

also sing every single utapri song that exists now that my voice is manly
Apr 28, 2016 3:15 AM

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gender is not real.

but if you mean my genitals change. ok great. time to sell/throw out all of my clothes and spend money getting new things. fucking great.
but on the bright side no more cat calling and people will take me more seriously in a professional environment. that's nice.
also, more access to cute girls because most girls are straight. score.
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Though I think shit-flinging should also have standards - no personal, no behind the scenes.
Apr 28, 2016 4:13 AM
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Drop my pants and take out my tampon.
Apr 28, 2016 4:17 AM

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Stay in bed and masturbate all day~~~
Apr 28, 2016 5:55 AM

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I would probably have a real salient eye opening moment where I come to a new understanding about the nature of men and women and how our similarities are so much greater than our differences...and also masturbate...definitely masturbate...
Apr 28, 2016 6:00 AM

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I would likely have to live elsewhere because I would be unrecognizable to family or friends. Just being realistic here.
Apr 28, 2016 6:04 AM

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TKotarou said:
I'd discover my body of course... heh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gotta face the unfamiliarity known as the female anatomy with curiosity :^)
Apr 28, 2016 6:06 AM
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i will squeeze my boobs of course and than probably i will be a bisexual
Apr 28, 2016 6:22 AM

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Well.. I'd probably be surprised and look myself over/pat myself over. Start thinking "Uhh... i-i-is this a dre-dre-dream...?"

Once I come to the conclusion (Assuming this is meant as a permeant transformation) that it's real and is here to stay, I'd probably just fall out in the floor thinking about having to adapt. "New clothes... worries... how am I going to explain this to mom..."

“Don’t just mindlessly judge people as you please.” – Rin Okumura
“Your past shouldn’t stop you from achieving your goals and dreams.” – Rin Okumura
Apr 28, 2016 6:51 AM

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I'll do the same thing I'm doing right now.
Nothing.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Apr 28, 2016 6:57 AM

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Well, first thing i got to do is feel myself up.

Then it'd be easier to seduce people so i'd probly do that. Nerdy interests wouldn't change all that much.
Apr 28, 2016 7:00 AM

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Take advantage of the wage gap for all it's worth. :P
Apr 28, 2016 7:11 AM

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Sell used panties, get a top and play video games on Twitch to get 1000s$ from losers.
Apr 28, 2016 8:06 AM
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kawaiiyuris said:
gender is not real.
I'm talking about sex, not gender, like most people do



besides, sex and gender's definitions are interchangeable in casual language, never seen the LGBT separation of the two outside the internet
Apr 28, 2016 8:11 AM

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If I was the opposite gender I would shave my facial hair in the morning.
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Apr 28, 2016 8:14 AM

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Play with my boobs. Is that the answer you wanted to hear, OP?
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