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★ Personality Type: INFP-T; I'm the most passive-aggressive introvert you'll ever meet.
★ I fanboy over everything James Cameron (Titanic <3), Super Smash Brothers, Overwatch, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Bioshock, Mass Effect, The Walking Dead, Calvin and Hobbes, WWII era music, and memes in general. Lots of other things too ^w^
★ I LOVED School Days - That's right, wanna fight? Read my dissertation on it, then talk smack.
★ My favorite genres are Action, Horror, and Psychological - DISLIKES: Shoujo, Josei, and Sports.
★ Clannad was the only anime to completely destroy my feels, followed closely by Angel Beats and Gungrave.
★ Praise Mahouka Koukou for being the first anime to produce 2 waifus - PRAISE
★ I liked Pupa more than Durarara, Hyouka, and The Tatami Galaxy - U Wot M8?
★ One of my favorite words is "dank" - You'll see me use it a lot because reasons.
★ I want a persocom just like Sumomo. Sumomo is the shit - Don't hate. Sumomo > Isla.
★ I create memes! - Especially ones about anime <3
★ Feel free to read my MAL blog for not-so-dank facts about me~ Also, I have hidden a selfie link of me somewhere in this profile; good luck finding it if you seek it. Be warned also of the imminent dankness and edginess that awaits you.
-I tease and troll people who give me amusing reactions. You're one of them.
-SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING I'M LIKE MOST PEOPLE!
-Lol I peel in winter, it IS sorta cool. I feel reptilian, huehue. I SHED MY SKIN FOR YOU!(Except foreskin, since foreskin master race).
-The only Spanish words I know are El Muchacho, joder, pendejo, amigo, hombre, puta. And I ain't even sure they're all Spanish lol.
-If I plant you in the ground, will you grow up to be weed?
-India's the rape capital of the world
-Boku no Pico is a beautiful Anime
-By that logic, the Buu saga in DBZ was filler since it was nothing but ''Puffy Pink fucker goes on a rampage''.
-I was scratching my stuff and I was actually stimulating it, lol.
-I'm the Internet
-I even got [Hitler's] Mein Kampf and read it a lot as a kid.
-Religion jokes are about the only positive thing about religion anyways!
-What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13
-Huehue, j00 jelly. I approve of j00 being jelly. JELLY BELLY! #rekt
-Tomorrow is the future, and the future is recent.
-I'll reproduce by mitosis! More of me always great m8.
-Yer fanboy goggles are too tight m8
-It's REALLY hard to sleep at night sometimes. Since scratchy as fuck.
-"I'LL IMPREGNATE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU!''
-(Women) Why would I keep them if I'm done with them? xD
-Does not matter where you are, what you are doing, I will find you, and I will EAT YOUR UNBORN FETUS.
-My opinion is all that matters.
-I would probably stroke my beard in satisfaction.
-My struggle>their shitty struggles
-I secretly used my mom's nail polish once without telling her.
-You're comparing Gungrave with True Tears?
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Saddam Hussein fucked Lincoln's wife. >:3
-I wonder if you can imagine me being a tsundere after seeing my beard tho.
-My English knowledge mostly comes from English
-No capital punishment for beating up shitty kids who deserve it
-If I'd beat people just for being ugly, I'd have been in jail infinite times by now
-Hachikuji is the only loli for me. Others are irrelevant and must be annihilated
-I LOVE ME SOME CHIMICHANGAS m8!
-YEAH! VIOLATE THE DELICATE LOLI HOLES! It's one of life's biggest pleasures.
-I LOVE HUNTING FOR HAIRY MEN PORN! IT BRINGS ME GREAT SATISFACTION!
-HEIL ZE FUHRER AND HIS GREATNESS! HE DOMINATED JEWS WHILE HAVING ONLY ONE NIPPLE!
-GORE! GORE! GORE!
-YES! LET ME PLANT MY SEED INTO YOU! =D
-I GOT TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE
-The Amazon rainforest isn't as dense as my forest.
-Porn without a dick is stupid for me
-Dafuq? Since when did armwrestling involve dudes being buck naked? .-.
-I despise cats. Them furry bastards with their evil purring.
-I can't contain the party that's happening in my pants at the thought of seeing your selfie.
-Nope. I'm not your boy toy. But you're my Froy Toy, huehue.
-Your bees knees made me sneeze and my nipples exploded in delight!
-It's as worthless as paying for lubricants since going in dry is the best!
-Hairier, sturdier, more reliable, durable. You name it, I got it. :)
-(It's) harder to pinpoint out typical Asians. Tho niggas be easy. They all in jail. x)
-You should totally be in those fucking shitty light novels humping your little sister. <3
-Like I said, it's MAL up to its usual fuckery
-Google Blue Waffle. It's great stuff.
-Man, I've pissed off SO many people, it's funny
-Dude, you want loli action? Watch Imouto Paradise.
-Necrophilia is pro, huehue.
-My head's literally full of fuck
10- Masterpiece. The closest thing to perfection and if there's any cons, they're completely ignorable. Truly breathtaking and a must watch for all anime fans. ex. Gankutsuou, Gungrave, Clannad: After Story.
9- Excellent. A work of art whose cons have little to no influence. Leagues above most other anime out there. ex. Madoka Magica, Hunter x Hunter, Shinsekai Yori.
8- Great. The pros greatly outweigh the cons. Could use some polishing, but you're still polishing a very worthwhile gem. ex. Steins;Gate, Fate/Zero, Cowboy Bebop.
7- Above Average. The pros noticeably outweigh the cons. Cons are noticeably present, but the anime managed to skillfully maneuver around most of them. ex. Gurren Lagann, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Kyoukai no Kanata.
6- Average. The pros balance out the cons. While not a bad anime per say, I probably left a tad disappointed or underwhelmed. ex. Lucky Star, Kaze no Stigma, Gangsta.
5- Below Average. The cons noticeably outweigh the pros. The anime was likely more of a chore than a treat to watch and I may or may not regret watching it. ex. Fruits Basket, Accel World, Log Horizon.
4- Bad. The cons greatly outweigh the pros. There are little to no saving graces about this anime and everything about its presentation fell apart at some point. ex. Golden Time, Mononoke, Rosario to Vampire.
3- AIDS. Cons completely dominate the pros. Almost everything about this anime screams failure and likely failed both subjectively and objectively for me. ex. The Tatami Galaxy, Kimi no na Wa, Pan de Peace.
2- Ebola. There are no pros, only cons. Total, utter waste of my time and energy; despicable; no reprieve for this crap anime since I could probably shit a better one. ex. Strange+, Urashima Tarou.
1- Hillary Clinton I didn't even give Pupa, Mars of Destruction, Glasslip, and Shitcom this score. Let that sink in. ex. Not even going to bother
My MALgraph, updated at regular intervals~
Also, feel free to apply for a position at MAL Rewrite :D!
Haha wow, them kiddies seem to be a little too good at doing what they were doing. :P Yeah, you might as well give away those extra cards since I'd also feel bad for them just rotting away in a drawer. That'd be some decent and clever marketing scheme if them giving away so many souvenirs was so you could buy the anime or just advertise it.
I've always thought you've lived on the eastern side of America so that's actually surprising to hear that you live in California. Though damn, figures we'd be on the opposite sides of the state. And what, Cali's on fire?!?!! Impossible lol. Luckily where I live, I'm not close to the fire and I've heard of Cali always going fire haha, so hopefully I won't be unfortunate one day. Lol Fate/Zero level obliteration. xD But jeez, you've been that close to a fire that many times? o_o That's just ridiculous that you've had that many fires to begin with for that matter too. Hahaha looks I moved to a great state since I got fires, droughts, and a potentially huge earthquake! xD
2-3 day workweeks with 4 days off? I'm in.
Anyone that's lived a life outside of high-school really can't blame you for not hopping on here as often. It's kind of funny, I have friends still in HS that complain about their workload and I sort of want to slap them because they know nothing. (I totally thought the same at their age but still.) xD
Exactly! Some people just don't like to work. I don't mind putting in the effort, but I feel like it's my entire life... It's not worth it at all. That much is for certain.
Oooo! English Degree! DO ITT! I remember you said you liked to write. How's your zombie story coming?
Right now I'm studying programming, but my long term goal is to grab a film/animation/creative writing degree. A lot of effort, but it fits in with my "dreams" perfectly.
Haha, solid advice from senpai. I shall take it to heart my friend. (Not a cashier, but I'll still take the advice to heart.)
Dude, I'm already encountering the "she has a kid" dilemma. I really don't want kids, no way I'd enter into a relationship with a girl who already has one.
DON'T GIVE UP YET! I'm sure you'll find a nerdy girl to weeb out with someday! Have hope, Protaku! Have faith! Believe in the me that believes in your future! I'm sorry I couldn't resist. xD
If you have the means I'd say go for it. Take that year, chill out, get your life back to where you want it to be. I'm jobless right now but it's the best place I've been mentally all year.
Memes always help:
yeah but it still gets boring even with my phone, i start dying in the first hour.
lmaoooo sad ass life xD can you get a promotion or smth so you have different hours you can work?
It really is insane to realize just how much of our lives we spend working. Sort of makes you want to drop everything and just live as a traveling hippy making a life by posting things to Instagram. xD
Sacrificing sleep is normal though. Be honest, conversations with me > Sleep every time.
Lol, I feel you. Those that didn’t share weebdom with us looked at us like we were complete morons.
I’ve personally found that making my bills each month really isn’t that hard. Working isn’t hard, it just depresses me when I realize the other things I could be doing...
What sort of degree would you go back for if you could convince your lazy ass to do so?
I read the blog... not the happiest read, that’s for sure.
WOOT! I WAS QUOTED! Feels good man. Feels good.
My future... I look forward to some small things. Anime, gaming. The cute girl that works at the grocery store I frequent. Cute girls in general really.. Alcohol. Taco Bell. And death. Not much if I’m being honest.
In all seriousness though, if you really have nothing in life you’re looking fkrward to make a change. Something that you want to do. Fuck what’s smart, fuck the responsibilities. Do something. Life really isn’t worth it if you legitimately hate every minute.
No worries at all mate. Just respond when you feel like it.
Lol not even a little bit. Met a few cool people that helped me get through the day, but when they either got fired or left it was time for me to move on as well. Now I’m actually inbetween jobs, taking a few weeks off to get my grand thoughts on my life together. (You don’t realize how much time is in a day until you spend it not working. xD
I feel you man. I don’t even know what your political opinions are but don’t hold them back. Left, right, center... Green Party, liberatarian, anarchist, it’s your opinions and beliefs so have them. If people are going to hate you for that shit they weren’t worth having in your life. Same with anime and weeb stuff in general. Someone at my work once called me an “God-tier weeb”, and I was happy to bear such a moniker.
It’s really just an apathy towards the things that don’t matter, ya know?
Yeah, between working and time spent studying I just lack the free-time I once had. Gone are the days where I could spend hours debating people on this site and think nothing of it. I don’t mind the site or anything, but I’m just trying to keep my involvement here far more casual. If I don’t respond to someone’s message immediately it’s whatever.
What kind of job do have? Degree related or just a job to make bills?
Lol I had no clue you had left. My first day really back on and your thing said “last online 9 hours ago”. xD
Haha, thanks. I love my apartment, it’s simple, but my roommate and I have it fully furnished, and it feels great to not be sequestered to a single bedroom most of the day like it was when I still lived with the rest of my family.
Existing does suck, doesn’t it? I’m the furthest thing from an optimist, but I do try and find the things that make life worth it or I’m just like “why not just burn my life to the ground, change my name, and leave the country?” xD
Haha, I suppose I have. I'm going to blame that one on my (well now former) job.
Nothing wrong with some good old fashioned edge. Nihilism is in, man! Haven't you heard?
Yeah, I've really just lost my ability to care about most things. Life's too short, ya know? Why stress about anything? Kick back with a nice cold drink and just have a good time. Live life and shit! I've basically morphed into the edgiest hipster imaginable. xD
Nope, I still love Attack on Titan, I just felt a switch up was in order. I'd had the AoT love going since the day I joined the site. A bit of fresh air (ehr, a new face rather) was needed.
Lol yeah, the about me I ditched back when I first fell off the site a year and a half ago. I don't even remember quite why I ditched it, but it's whatever. I like the simplicity. Part of me likes the idea of people engaging with me if they want to learn more about me. Not to mention going back and creating a new about me would take a lot of effort I'm not too keen on expending at this time. xD
Ohmygod yes. If I could just stop time for a while that'd be great. Better yet, if I could just be immortal it'd really solve all my problems. I'm only about to crest 20 myself, but thanks to my brother (also my roommate) who is 25, I have myself a full supply of alcohol around the apartment. I find it does help with the depression. Though, I don't drink alone too often, I've heard that doesn't help with depression and the like...
Lol same. Life kinda sucks. I mean, even if I have a cool apartment, everything else is like super meh. Work? Boring as hell. School things, boring as hell. Not to mention expensive.
But, with every negative in life my ability to give a fuck has faded. I've reached a new level of edgy zen. It's been great. xD
(Copious amounts of alcohol helps too. And the occasional bit of weed.)
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I've always thought you've lived on the eastern side of America so that's actually surprising to hear that you live in California. Though damn, figures we'd be on the opposite sides of the state. And what, Cali's on fire?!?!! Impossible lol. Luckily where I live, I'm not close to the fire and I've heard of Cali always going fire haha, so hopefully I won't be unfortunate one day. Lol Fate/Zero level obliteration. xD But jeez, you've been that close to a fire that many times? o_o That's just ridiculous that you've had that many fires to begin with for that matter too. Hahaha looks I moved to a great state since I got fires, droughts, and a potentially huge earthquake! xD
Lewd figures kinda count as hentai I think ;)
oml crippling depression. lmao what is crippling depression anymore? I'm used to it :)
Anyone that's lived a life outside of high-school really can't blame you for not hopping on here as often. It's kind of funny, I have friends still in HS that complain about their workload and I sort of want to slap them because they know nothing. (I totally thought the same at their age but still.) xD
Exactly! Some people just don't like to work. I don't mind putting in the effort, but I feel like it's my entire life... It's not worth it at all. That much is for certain.
Oooo! English Degree! DO ITT! I remember you said you liked to write. How's your zombie story coming?
Right now I'm studying programming, but my long term goal is to grab a film/animation/creative writing degree. A lot of effort, but it fits in with my "dreams" perfectly.
Haha, solid advice from senpai. I shall take it to heart my friend. (Not a cashier, but I'll still take the advice to heart.)
Dude, I'm already encountering the "she has a kid" dilemma. I really don't want kids, no way I'd enter into a relationship with a girl who already has one.
DON'T GIVE UP YET! I'm sure you'll find a nerdy girl to weeb out with someday! Have hope, Protaku! Have faith! Believe in the me that believes in your future! I'm sorry I couldn't resist. xD
If you have the means I'd say go for it. Take that year, chill out, get your life back to where you want it to be. I'm jobless right now but it's the best place I've been mentally all year.
Memes always help:
lmaoooo sad ass life xD can you get a promotion or smth so you have different hours you can work?
Sacrificing sleep is normal though. Be honest, conversations with me > Sleep every time.
Lol, I feel you. Those that didn’t share weebdom with us looked at us like we were complete morons.
I’ve personally found that making my bills each month really isn’t that hard. Working isn’t hard, it just depresses me when I realize the other things I could be doing...
What sort of degree would you go back for if you could convince your lazy ass to do so?
I read the blog... not the happiest read, that’s for sure.
WOOT! I WAS QUOTED! Feels good man. Feels good.
My future... I look forward to some small things. Anime, gaming. The cute girl that works at the grocery store I frequent. Cute girls in general really.. Alcohol. Taco Bell. And death. Not much if I’m being honest.
In all seriousness though, if you really have nothing in life you’re looking fkrward to make a change. Something that you want to do. Fuck what’s smart, fuck the responsibilities. Do something. Life really isn’t worth it if you legitimately hate every minute.
No worries at all mate. Just respond when you feel like it.
i have uni duhhhhhhhh
lecture to be precise kms
I feel you man. I don’t even know what your political opinions are but don’t hold them back. Left, right, center... Green Party, liberatarian, anarchist, it’s your opinions and beliefs so have them. If people are going to hate you for that shit they weren’t worth having in your life. Same with anime and weeb stuff in general. Someone at my work once called me an “God-tier weeb”, and I was happy to bear such a moniker.
It’s really just an apathy towards the things that don’t matter, ya know?
Yeah, between working and time spent studying I just lack the free-time I once had. Gone are the days where I could spend hours debating people on this site and think nothing of it. I don’t mind the site or anything, but I’m just trying to keep my involvement here far more casual. If I don’t respond to someone’s message immediately it’s whatever.
What kind of job do have? Degree related or just a job to make bills?
Lol I had no clue you had left. My first day really back on and your thing said “last online 9 hours ago”. xD
Haha, thanks. I love my apartment, it’s simple, but my roommate and I have it fully furnished, and it feels great to not be sequestered to a single bedroom most of the day like it was when I still lived with the rest of my family.
Existing does suck, doesn’t it? I’m the furthest thing from an optimist, but I do try and find the things that make life worth it or I’m just like “why not just burn my life to the ground, change my name, and leave the country?” xD
Yeah it was summer so it was in between lmao
Nothing wrong with some good old fashioned edge. Nihilism is in, man! Haven't you heard?
Yeah, I've really just lost my ability to care about most things. Life's too short, ya know? Why stress about anything? Kick back with a nice cold drink and just have a good time. Live life and shit! I've basically morphed into the edgiest hipster imaginable. xD
Nope, I still love Attack on Titan, I just felt a switch up was in order. I'd had the AoT love going since the day I joined the site. A bit of fresh air (ehr, a new face rather) was needed.
Lol yeah, the about me I ditched back when I first fell off the site a year and a half ago. I don't even remember quite why I ditched it, but it's whatever. I like the simplicity. Part of me likes the idea of people engaging with me if they want to learn more about me. Not to mention going back and creating a new about me would take a lot of effort I'm not too keen on expending at this time. xD
Ohmygod yes. If I could just stop time for a while that'd be great. Better yet, if I could just be immortal it'd really solve all my problems. I'm only about to crest 20 myself, but thanks to my brother (also my roommate) who is 25, I have myself a full supply of alcohol around the apartment. I find it does help with the depression. Though, I don't drink alone too often, I've heard that doesn't help with depression and the like...
But, with every negative in life my ability to give a fuck has faded. I've reached a new level of edgy zen. It's been great. xD
(Copious amounts of alcohol helps too. And the occasional bit of weed.)
how are you?