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Harrymanhunter said:

-I tease and troll people who give me amusing reactions. You're one of them.
-SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING I'M LIKE MOST PEOPLE!
-Lol I peel in winter, it IS sorta cool. I feel reptilian, huehue. I SHED MY SKIN FOR YOU!(Except foreskin, since foreskin master race).
-The only Spanish words I know are El Muchacho, joder, pendejo, amigo, hombre, puta. And I ain't even sure they're all Spanish lol.
-If I plant you in the ground, will you grow up to be weed?
-India's the rape capital of the world
-Boku no Pico is a beautiful Anime
-By that logic, the Buu saga in DBZ was filler since it was nothing but ''Puffy Pink fucker goes on a rampage''.
-I was scratching my stuff and I was actually stimulating it, lol.
-I'm the Internet
-I even got [Hitler's] Mein Kampf and read it a lot as a kid.
-Religion jokes are about the only positive thing about religion anyways!
-What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13
-Huehue, j00 jelly. I approve of j00 being jelly. JELLY BELLY! #rekt
-Tomorrow is the future, and the future is recent.
-I'll reproduce by mitosis! More of me always great m8.
-Yer fanboy goggles are too tight m8
-It's REALLY hard to sleep at night sometimes. Since scratchy as fuck.
-"I'LL IMPREGNATE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU!''
-(Women) Why would I keep them if I'm done with them? xD
-Does not matter where you are, what you are doing, I will find you, and I will EAT YOUR UNBORN FETUS.
-My opinion is all that matters.
-I would probably stroke my beard in satisfaction.
-My struggle>their shitty struggles
-I secretly used my mom's nail polish once without telling her.
-You're comparing Gungrave with True Tears?
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Saddam Hussein fucked Lincoln's wife. >:3
-I wonder if you can imagine me being a tsundere after seeing my beard tho.
-My English knowledge mostly comes from English
-No capital punishment for beating up shitty kids who deserve it
-If I'd beat people just for being ugly, I'd have been in jail infinite times by now
-Hachikuji is the only loli for me. Others are irrelevant and must be annihilated
-I LOVE ME SOME CHIMICHANGAS m8!
-YEAH! VIOLATE THE DELICATE LOLI HOLES! It's one of life's biggest pleasures.
-I LOVE HUNTING FOR HAIRY MEN PORN! IT BRINGS ME GREAT SATISFACTION!
-HEIL ZE FUHRER AND HIS GREATNESS! HE DOMINATED JEWS WHILE HAVING ONLY ONE NIPPLE!
-GORE! GORE! GORE!
-YES! LET ME PLANT MY SEED INTO YOU! =D
-I GOT TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE
-The Amazon rainforest isn't as dense as my forest.
-Porn without a dick is stupid for me
-Dafuq? Since when did armwrestling involve dudes being buck naked? .-.
-I despise cats. Them furry bastards with their evil purring.
-I can't contain the party that's happening in my pants at the thought of seeing your selfie.
-Nope. I'm not your boy toy. But you're my Froy Toy, huehue.
-Your bees knees made me sneeze and my nipples exploded in delight!
-It's as worthless as paying for lubricants since going in dry is the best!
-Hairier, sturdier, more reliable, durable. You name it, I got it. :)
-(It's) harder to pinpoint out typical Asians. Tho niggas be easy. They all in jail. x)
-You should totally be in those fucking shitty light novels humping your little sister. <3
-Like I said, it's MAL up to its usual fuckery
-Google Blue Waffle. It's great stuff.
-Man, I've pissed off SO many people, it's funny
-Dude, you want loli action? Watch Imouto Paradise.
-Necrophilia is pro, huehue.
-My head's literally full of fuck