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★ Personality Type: INFP-T; I'm the most passive-aggressive introvert you'll ever meet.
★ I fanboy over everything James Cameron (Titanic <3), Super Smash Brothers, Overwatch, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Bioshock, Mass Effect, The Walking Dead, Calvin and Hobbes, WWII era music, and memes in general. Lots of other things too ^w^
★ I LOVED School Days - That's right, wanna fight? Read my dissertation on it, then talk smack.
★ My favorite genres are Action, Horror, and Psychological - DISLIKES: Shoujo, Josei, and Sports.
★ Clannad was the only anime to completely destroy my feels, followed closely by Angel Beats and Gungrave.
★ Praise Mahouka Koukou for being the first anime to produce 2 waifus - PRAISE
★ I liked Pupa more than Durarara, Hyouka, and The Tatami Galaxy - U Wot M8?
★ One of my favorite words is "dank" - You'll see me use it a lot because reasons.
★ I want a persocom just like Sumomo. Sumomo is the shit - Don't hate. Sumomo > Isla.
★ I create memes! - Especially ones about anime <3
★ Feel free to read my MAL blog for not-so-dank facts about me~ Also, I have hidden a selfie link of me somewhere in this profile; good luck finding it if you seek it. Be warned also of the imminent dankness and edginess that awaits you.
-I tease and troll people who give me amusing reactions. You're one of them.
-SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING I'M LIKE MOST PEOPLE!
-Lol I peel in winter, it IS sorta cool. I feel reptilian, huehue. I SHED MY SKIN FOR YOU!(Except foreskin, since foreskin master race).
-The only Spanish words I know are El Muchacho, joder, pendejo, amigo, hombre, puta. And I ain't even sure they're all Spanish lol.
-If I plant you in the ground, will you grow up to be weed?
-India's the rape capital of the world
-Boku no Pico is a beautiful Anime
-By that logic, the Buu saga in DBZ was filler since it was nothing but ''Puffy Pink fucker goes on a rampage''.
-I was scratching my stuff and I was actually stimulating it, lol.
-I'm the Internet
-I even got [Hitler's] Mein Kampf and read it a lot as a kid.
-Religion jokes are about the only positive thing about religion anyways!
-What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13
-Huehue, j00 jelly. I approve of j00 being jelly. JELLY BELLY! #rekt
-Tomorrow is the future, and the future is recent.
-I'll reproduce by mitosis! More of me always great m8.
-Yer fanboy goggles are too tight m8
-It's REALLY hard to sleep at night sometimes. Since scratchy as fuck.
-"I'LL IMPREGNATE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU!''
-(Women) Why would I keep them if I'm done with them? xD
-Does not matter where you are, what you are doing, I will find you, and I will EAT YOUR UNBORN FETUS.
-My opinion is all that matters.
-I would probably stroke my beard in satisfaction.
-My struggle>their shitty struggles
-I secretly used my mom's nail polish once without telling her.
-You're comparing Gungrave with True Tears?
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Saddam Hussein fucked Lincoln's wife. >:3
-I wonder if you can imagine me being a tsundere after seeing my beard tho.
-My English knowledge mostly comes from English
-No capital punishment for beating up shitty kids who deserve it
-If I'd beat people just for being ugly, I'd have been in jail infinite times by now
-Hachikuji is the only loli for me. Others are irrelevant and must be annihilated
-I LOVE ME SOME CHIMICHANGAS m8!
-YEAH! VIOLATE THE DELICATE LOLI HOLES! It's one of life's biggest pleasures.
-I LOVE HUNTING FOR HAIRY MEN PORN! IT BRINGS ME GREAT SATISFACTION!
-HEIL ZE FUHRER AND HIS GREATNESS! HE DOMINATED JEWS WHILE HAVING ONLY ONE NIPPLE!
-GORE! GORE! GORE!
-YES! LET ME PLANT MY SEED INTO YOU! =D
-I GOT TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE
-The Amazon rainforest isn't as dense as my forest.
-Porn without a dick is stupid for me
-Dafuq? Since when did armwrestling involve dudes being buck naked? .-.
-I despise cats. Them furry bastards with their evil purring.
-I can't contain the party that's happening in my pants at the thought of seeing your selfie.
-Nope. I'm not your boy toy. But you're my Froy Toy, huehue.
-Your bees knees made me sneeze and my nipples exploded in delight!
-It's as worthless as paying for lubricants since going in dry is the best!
-Hairier, sturdier, more reliable, durable. You name it, I got it. :)
-(It's) harder to pinpoint out typical Asians. Tho niggas be easy. They all in jail. x)
-You should totally be in those fucking shitty light novels humping your little sister. <3
-Like I said, it's MAL up to its usual fuckery
-Google Blue Waffle. It's great stuff.
-Man, I've pissed off SO many people, it's funny
-Dude, you want loli action? Watch Imouto Paradise.
-Necrophilia is pro, huehue.
-My head's literally full of fuck
10- Masterpiece. The closest thing to perfection and if there's any cons, they're completely ignorable. Truly breathtaking and a must watch for all anime fans. ex. Gankutsuou, Gungrave, Clannad: After Story.
9- Excellent. A work of art whose cons have little to no influence. Leagues above most other anime out there. ex. Madoka Magica, Hunter x Hunter, Shinsekai Yori.
8- Great. The pros greatly outweigh the cons. Could use some polishing, but you're still polishing a very worthwhile gem. ex. Steins;Gate, Fate/Zero, Cowboy Bebop.
7- Above Average. The pros noticeably outweigh the cons. Cons are noticeably present, but the anime managed to skillfully maneuver around most of them. ex. Gurren Lagann, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Kyoukai no Kanata.
6- Average. The pros balance out the cons. While not a bad anime per say, I probably left a tad disappointed or underwhelmed. ex. Lucky Star, Kaze no Stigma, Gangsta.
5- Below Average. The cons noticeably outweigh the pros. The anime was likely more of a chore than a treat to watch and I may or may not regret watching it. ex. Fruits Basket, Accel World, Log Horizon.
4- Bad. The cons greatly outweigh the pros. There are little to no saving graces about this anime and everything about its presentation fell apart at some point. ex. Golden Time, Mononoke, Rosario to Vampire.
3- AIDS. Cons completely dominate the pros. Almost everything about this anime screams failure and likely failed both subjectively and objectively for me. ex. The Tatami Galaxy, Kimi no na Wa, Pan de Peace.
2- Ebola. There are no pros, only cons. Total, utter waste of my time and energy; despicable; no reprieve for this crap anime since I could probably shit a better one. ex. Strange+, Urashima Tarou.
1- Hillary Clinton I didn't even give Pupa, Mars of Destruction, Glasslip, and Shitcom this score. Let that sink in. ex. Not even going to bother
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