| Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please. "girl that's keke palmer" there's this one too, which is anime related and really stupid |
thekillingjarJul 30, 2021 3:00 PM
| I fucking hate JoJo. Every subreddit I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every fucking post that contains a single word that may have been used in the shitty comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! They’ve ruined that, too! One of the oldest goddamn internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So fucking funny, right? I’m wheezing! NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares about your shitty comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I don’t even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming shitty references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didn’t do shit for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you. |
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| My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. |
| I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding. |
| the konata one has already been posted, so I'll just go for that one pasta about SSR |
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 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. |
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| You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally NOT GOOD. |
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| You ever type an original shit post only to learn there is a two thousand character limit. Its such a shame that Discord's high end server system with thousands upon thousands, millions upon millions of servers cannot handle me simply typing more than two thousands letters, numbers, symbols, emotes, and spaces. You would think with the amount of money they get from people purchasing Discord Nitro and Discord Nitro Classic that they would be able to raise the limit on the amount of characters I am able to type, but no, instead we are left to suffer with a limit of two thousand characters and simply nothing more. What is instead of an ordinary shit-post I wish to type a formal essay on the negative effects of fossil fuel usage in our world, or simply type the letter a five thousand times. Now, as for the reasoning behind the limit it could be to also not have one person's message take up an entire screen and to be considerate of the fact there are more people trying to type in the channel I wish to occupy in my text block, but what Discord fails to realize is that I simply do not care about other people. I wish to have my entire rant take up a screen full, or maybe even two or three screens full in order to make my point. What if I wish to share a funny copy pasta, but I accidentally went over the character limit and do not wish to manually count the characters to see where to split the copy pasta into multiple characters. Maybe Discord and the company needs to learn to be considerate of its consumers as to raise this limit to three, or even five thousand characters, as to let people like me be able to fully express themselves without having to worry about if I cross an arbitrary limit that was set in order to stop me from creating the message I typed my heart out for. Well, I have had enough of this limit which is why I stand before you expressing my problems with the two thousand character limit by typing a one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine character essay. (this was made before the discord nitro update) oh yeah also the haruhi one Okay, asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid you can't even consider the topic suitable for idle conversation. But if you still wanna know how long I believed in an old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this, I've never believed in him, ever. The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw mommy kissing Santa Claus or anything. But I have to say that even as a little kid I knew better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year. Now, having said that, it wasn't until I got older that I realized aliens, time travelers, ghosts, monsters, espers, evil syndicates, and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes that fight said evil syndicates were also fake. Okay, I guess I always knew those things were bogus, I just didn't want to admit it. All I ever wanted was for an alien, time traveler, ghost, monster, esper, evil syndicate or the hero that fought him to just appear and say, "Hey! Unfortunately, reality is a hard road indeed." Yep. You gotta admit, the laws of physics definitely puts a damper on things. I even stopped watching those T.V. shows about aliens and ghosts and stuff. Aliens, time travelers, espers? Of course they don't exist. But a little part of me wishes that they did. I guess I've grown up and realized that I can think about those things and still accept reality. But by the time I got out of junior high, I pretty much outgrew that kinda stuff. And I guess I got used to the idea of living in an ordinary world. And just like that, I was in high school. And that's when I met her... (and legit the Haruhi op JUST PLAYED when I submitted this OP, what luck LOL) |
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SadMadoka said: Hahaha so glad to see this one. It’s the only one I knew so it is by default my favourite.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. |
I personally like this one of a chess grandmaster's response to being accused of cheating in an online tournament in 2020 |
 Also, the pasta below was a bit of a meme in the MAL forums for a while, props to anyone who remembers this one |
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Opticflash said: I personally like this one of a chess grandmaster's response to being accused of cheating in an online tournament in 2020 I guess he doesn't have an adult soul of a father |
| My favorite copypasta would be this. and this one. A bit similar with the above, but was made by different person: |
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Some of you never watched Bakugan Battle Brawlers on TeleToon in 2008 and it shows. |
| There was an old tumblr meme where people thought the gifset of a bird going to a chocolate fountain was animal cruelty and should be taken down. The gifset was from an Adam Sandler movie. Someone was angry enough at the gif that their phrasing became a meme. "Listen here, cum-slut!" was a catchphrase for my friends back in the day because of it. |
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| I am a 36 year old with a PhD in Philosophy. I am $450k in debt and currently working two minimum wage jobs in order to stay alive. I work alongside 18 year olds and whenever they ask about my background I just tell them I've been in prison for a long time, which is less embarrassing than admitting the truth. I am probably the most well-informed Husserl scholar on the North American continent, perhaps in the world. My 1,500 page biography of his life has been rejected several dozen times. No college will take me on since they don't think Husserl is relevant, and that other applicants are therefore pushed to the head of the line. I have had 6 Husserl-related papers published in different journals and philosophical quarterlies, but have earned no money or recognition for having done so. I just moved to Abbeville, Louisiana since there is a job opening at the university in Lafayette and I decided to go all out in order to get it. But I've just found out that my application was rejected and now I'm stuck working at a Wendy's three shifts a week and a Barnes & Noble the rest of the time. I have no wife, no children, and at this point no friends I'm willing to talk to due to the shameful nature of my existence. |
| I know amongus jokes are dead but this one actually kinda taught me something. The Boomerang Nebula, located roughly 5,000 light-years away from our solar system, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin (-272 °C or -460 °F) making it the coldest natural place in the universe humanity has discovered. First found in 1995 by astronomers in Chile, we have since learned quite a bit about it. The Boomerang Nebula is a young planetary nebula which has reached such cold temperatures due to its unusually rapid expansion. However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus? The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions. Follow for more updates on this developing story. |
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| I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks… I don’t know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively. Please understand what I’m going through and support me on my journey! if you also wanna join his journey along with me then visit r/2Thug4You |
| In Poland is a very famous copypasta about Father the fisher (was making fun of 2nd episode of Slow Loop cause it literally was the manifestation of that pasta) luckily found in some forums the english translation of that pasta so enjoy: My father is a fishing fanatic. Half of the apartment filled with fucking fishing rods the worst. About once a month somebody steps into a hook or an anchor that's lying on the floor and it needs to be removed at the hospital because that shit is spiky at the edges. I've already had 10 such surgical interventions in my 22-year-old life. Last week I went for some random check-up, and the receptionist told me right away to take my shoe off xD because she thought that I had a hook stuck in my foot once again. The other half of the apartment is fucking stuffed with The Polish Fisherman, Fishing World, Super Carp xD etc. Every week my father takes a spin around town to collect all the fishing magazines. I was stupid enough to introduce him into the Internet, because I had thought that we would save a bit of money on the newspapers. But now, not only does he still buy them, but he also sits on some online forums for fishers and starts shitstorms with other fishers about the best baits etc. He sometimes yells into the screen, and he's even thrown the fucking keyboard out the window. Once he really pissed me off, so I created an account there and trolled him. I commented some random shit under his posts, such as "carps eat shiet". My mother could barely catch up with cooking up hunter's stew to soothe him. Oh yea, he already has a "CATFISH" rank on the forum, for having created 10K fucking posts. When it's warm, he goes fishing every weekend. For the last 5 years, I've been eating fish for dinner every Sunday, and my father always repeats some bullshit theories about eating this water trash. When I got accepted to college, he would not shut up for a whole fucking week that it's due to the fact that I eat a lot of fish, since they contain phosphorus and my brain functions better. Every Saturday, he and his buddy Mirek wake the whole family up at 4 o’clock in the morning. They make a lot of noise packing up their rods, making sandwiches etc. During meals he always talks about God-damn fish, and the conversations always trails off to the Polish Fishing Association. My father gets himself really angry and always gets butthurt "durr they don't replenish the lakes enough those fucking thieves hurr," he gets all red while saying that and walks away from the table cursing, and goes away to read the Great Encyclopedia of River Fish in order to calm down. This year he got himself an inflatable dinghy for Christmas. Of course he couldn't wait until the 25th; he unpacked it last night and pumped it up in our living room. He put on his entire fishing outfit and sat in the dinghy for the rest of the night, right in the middle of our apartment. He had dinner (carp) in it too [cool][bye] If they gave me access to all the fish in Poland, I'd fucking kill them all. On one of my birthdays, back in elementary or middle school, my father took me fishing as an exception. Great fucking present, bitch. We drove off way out of the fucking town. We're walking to the lake, and his eyes are already lighting up, and he's licking his lips all excited. He set up all of his equipment, we're sitting at the water and staring at the bobbers. After 5 minutes I got bored, so I turned on my discman. My father slapped me across the fucking head with his rod and said that the fish hear music coming out of my headphones, get scared and leave. Whenever I wanted to scratch my ass, he would "scream-whisper" at me not to fidget, because I'm causing a rustle, the fish see me move and swim away. I had to sit there motionless for 6 hours, as if I were at fucking Guantanamo, and stare at the water. My birthday is in November, so it was also cold as fuck. At one point, my father got up, walked away several feet into the woods, and ripped a fart. He explained to me that he had to do it in the woods because the fish can hear and smell it. I once mentioned that my father has a buddy, Mirek, and that they go fishing together. Back in the days, my father's fishing mate was hehe Zbyszek. A ball-shaped individual with a moustache, dressed in a BOMBER jacket 365 days in the year. He and my father were almost like brothers, him and his wife Bozena would come over our house on Christmas etc. Once, on my father's birthday, Zbyszek came over for some hehe vodka. They got wasted as fuck and, of course, they wouldn't stop talking about fishing. I was sitting in my room. All of a sudden they started yelling at each other about what is generally better: pike or catfish. "DON'T YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF ZBYSZEK, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PIKE'S TEETH? OM NOM NOM AND YOUR FUCKING ARM IS GONE" "HOLY SHIT TADEK, POLISH CATFISH WEIGH 180 LBS, YOUR PIKES CAN FUCKING SUCK THEM OFF" "YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATFISH MEANWHILE YOU CAN BARELY PULL A FUCKING BLEAK OUT OF THE WATER. A PIKE IS THE KING OF WATER, LIKE A LION LIKE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE." And they started fucking wrestling on the living room carpet, and my mother and I had to separate them. They've completely stopped talking ever since. Last year Zbyszek's wife called to tell us that Zbyszek has kicked the bucket and she's inviting us to the funeral. My mother picked up, gave her our condolences, put the phone down and told my father. And he said: "Very fucking well" That's how much he hated him for that catfish. I have also mentioned my father’s archenemy, the Polish Fishing Association. It’s become completely obsessed with it, for example when somebody on television is talking about an earthquake somewhere, he starts mumbling under his breath that instead they should talk about those motherfuckers from the PFA. He also stopped reading non-fishing newspapers because he got butthurt that they aren’t talking about the PFA and their scandals. The chairman of our local PFA office is a guy called Adam. To my father he’s the incarnation of all the evil that has been inflicted upon all the Polish reservoirs by the Association, and my father waged a war against him for many years. Once he went to some fishing meeting where Adam was giving a talk and my father came back home with a ripped-up shirt because they were removing him from the room by force, that’s how apeshit he went. After being physically defeated by the PFA, my father began a partisan struggle over the Internet, which included badmouthing the Association and Adam himself on local newspapers’ discussion groups. He was saying some bullshit about Adam being a member of the Communist Security Bureau, or that he had seen him in the street vandalizing somebody’s car with a nail etc. I had not taught my father into TOR, so he got busted by the cops and had to pay Adam a 2000zl reparation for slander. It was impossible to survive at my house for an entire week, my father was bitching about the corrupt court system, the PFA, Adam, and the whole world in general. According to his bullshit theories, the PFA ran the entire country as if they were the Masonic Order, it pulled the strings everywhere and everybody had their back. He was also converting the 2000 into rods, fishhooks and dinghies, and he kept getting butthurt about how much vanilla bait he could get with that (a few hundred pounds). Sometime last year he came to a conclusion that he really has to have a fishing boat because renting one out is too expensive and everybody is trying to cheat him out. “son, you catch really big ones out in the water! That’s what it’s about!” But he couldn’t afford it and he had nowhere to keep it and he’s not a hehe loser who would pay for storage space. So he made a deal with some fishers from the area that they will pool in and buy a boat, it’ll be staying at some guy’s who has a house and not an apartment like us, on a trailer at a driveway, and they’ll be sharing the boat or they’ll be going fishing together. At first the cooperative was going well, but one weekend my father got sick and couldn’t go with them and he got extremely butthurt. Those buddies of his were calling to say that the fish are getting baited like morons, so he was just lying on the couch, all angry, red and wheezing. What made the situation worse was that he had nobody to blame for this situation, which is what he would always do. Finally he came to a conclusion that it isn’t fair that they are fishing without him because everybody paid an equal share of the boat’s price, and on Sunday night, when those guys had returned from their trip, he suddenly left the house. He came back after an hour and said that I have to help him with something in front of the house. I went outside and I saw our car and, attached to it, the trailer with the boat on top xD I ask him where he got it, and he said that he fucking stole it from some guy’s house because they cheated him out, and he told me to grab the boat because we’ll carry it into our apartment XD It was no use to explain that it’ll take up the entire living room. Fortunately the boat didn’t fit into the building’s door so my father decided that he’ll leave it in front of the building. Using some chains that we had found on the boat and my combination lock he chained it to the lamp post and he wanted to go home all happy, but then he saw 2 cars full of fishers co-owners, who had figured out where their property could be xD It all turned into a huge mess, the fishers were yelling why did he take the boat and that he has to return it, and my father was screaming that they cheated him out and that he chipped in 500zl yet he didn’t go fishing this week. I was trying to calm the situation down so that he doesn’t get beat the fuck up, because that was close. After several minutes, the situation looked like this: -My father is lying on the floor, tightly embracing the boat and screaming that he won’t give it back; -The fishers are screaming at him to give it back; -One of them has gotten his nose broken because he had grabbed my father’s leg in an attempt to pull him away from the boat and got kicked with the other leg; -Two police officers are pulling my father’s legs and saying that they have to take him to the station because he’s injured someone; -The neighbors all around are looking out their windows; -My mother is crying and begging my father to let go of the boat and the officers not to arrest him; -Me sadfrog.jpg Finally, the officers pulled him away from the boat. I gave the fishers the code to my lock and they took the boat, beforehand throwing him 500zl and saying that he has no more rights to the boat and that it would be better for him if he doesn’t run into them while fishing. My mother bargained out of the officers not to arrest my father. The guy who received a kick in the face said that he doesn’t want to go to the fucking police station and he doesn’t give a shit, and he doesn’t want to see my father ever again. My father still starts shitstorms on fishing discussion pages, because they had opened a new thread in which they warned people from making any deals with him. I was observing the thread and I saw that he had created obviously fake accounts. “Steven54” “Number of posts: 1” “This thread has been created by some idiots! I have known the user “OPs-father” for a while and he’s a very trustworthy person and a great fisher! They want to destroy his reputation because they’re jealous of the fish he’s caught!” Later on he used those accounts to harass his former boat co-owners. Whenever one of them would create a new thread, my father would fucking go and say that, for example, he catches shitty fish and it’s easy to tell that he sucks at fishing xD Using these fake accounts he would comment on his own threads, and when he would post pictures of the fish he had caught, he’d write to himself “Ohhh, congratulations! I can tell you’re an experienced fisher!” And he’d celebrate and later show it to my mother for her to see how they’re praising him on the discussion group. |
| Mine's a long one but it's top tier in my opinion |
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| big smoke order cause it sounds tempting to binge eat junk food. |
| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon- |
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| The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. |
sewerslider said: while my hours lurking in 4chan threads has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. The most unrealistic part of this fantasy. |
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| I want to fuck F-35 chan so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I drive by the Lockmart headquarters I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of F-35 chan online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with F-35 chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of F-35 Chan’s tight internal weapons bay. I want her to have my mutant human/5th gen multirole fighter babies. Fuck, the fucking 121st Fighter Squadron caught me with their F-16. I'd dressed it in radar absorbing material and went to fucking town. They've set up pictures of me at every single checkpoint and I'm worried they're gonna shoot me if I try to get in again. I might not ever get to see F-35s again. |
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| I was told to leave no stone unturned and take a leaf out of someone's book if i have to, in order to find them... I get the "Leave no stone unturned part". I totaly get it. I mean, you have to turn over stones to find stuff. But what the hell does it meant to take a leaf out of someone's book?! What's a leaf doing inside a book?! Damn it! What's that supposed to mean?! Why the hell is there a leaf in a book?! You think I'm stupid?! Damn it! You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like 'The Merchant of Venice' or 'Death in Venice'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES! |
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| I am 13 years old, and I am different from the spawn of my generation. I am not out with boys, or shopping. No, I am listening to beautiful music that is not about sex, money, drugs, and is not foiled by foul language. Vocaloids are much better than that low-life of what people these days call music. I am happy to be here, lying in my bed singing along in a different language, cuddling my Sebastian Black Butler plushie while I calmly look around my room at all of my otaku stuff. I differ. |
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| My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. |
| Once I was moving into a new house and when I met my neighbor he said he was a professor of logic. I asked him what that meant and he told me "ill give you an example... you are a straight man." i said "hey youre right, howd you know that" he answered "well when you were moving into this big house I noticed among your things was a womans wardrobe, kids toys, and a dog house. And those tend to be much more often than not a sign that a man started a family and had kids. which much more often than not means that he has settled down with a woman and therefor its extremely likely that you are straight." and i said "well i'll be damned, thats incredibly impressive." he said "you should come down to the college I teach at and check it out tomorrow" i said "that sounds great, ill see you then.".... so the next day I'm at a bus stop to go there and I start talking to a guy at the bus stop and I begin explaining to him about where I'm going and that my new neighbor was a professor of logic... he asked me what is a professor of logic? so I said to him, "well i'll give you an example... do you have a dog house?" and he said "no." and I replied "Oh I see, so you're one of those gays then." |
| I have only read Ted the Caver. I checked just now and the original blog (and AngelFire, apparently) is still up. https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html |
 もろともに 哀れと思へ 山桜 花より外に 知る人もなし. On a mountain slope, Solitary, uncompanioned, Stands a cherry tree. Except for you, lonely friend, To others I am unknown. |
| When you say 'Linux' instead of 'GNU/Linux' |
Signatures are too distracting  ^ visit my webby ^ |
| just bumping this lmao: banned bc hey sisters 🤪💅 so i wrote an essay 👏👏 on why ❓ sasuke 🐧 is sus gae 😩😩 i find it impossible ❌ to accept that sasuke 🤷♀️ kissed 💋 a boy 👦 and his name is sus gae???!! 🙄🙄🤡 i believe kishimoto planned ✅ it exactly this way 📈 for naruto 🦊 and sus gae 🤗🤗 to be GAE 🌈🌈 for each other 😳😳 as we can see 👁 throughout the series 😥 sus gae has not ❌ expressed any interest in girls 👧🤢 also, sus gae 🥵 has been seen 👀 kissing naruto 🦊 not once, but TWICE 😩😩 i understand 🙄 it's NO HOMO 😡😡 the first time 1️⃣ but the second time ?? 🤔🤔🤨🤨 sus gae be obsessed 🤗 with naruto 😳😳 and said he wants him 😤 to fight 👊 him 🥵🥵 wdym what kind of fight tho 🤨😳😳😩😩😩 naruto 🦊 also realized 😥 that sakura 🚮 is useless 🙄🙄 and sus gae 🤪 is the way to go 👏👏 SISTA PREACHHH 😤😤✨✨ i also want to express 😍 that sus gae 😭 is a bottom 👽 CONFIRMED??? 😥😥😥 he didn't say he wanted to fight 🤜🤛 naruto 🤷♀️ he said he wanted 🥵 naruto 🌈 to fight 🤨 him 😖😖 that means he wants 💋 naruto 💦 to go on top 👀 of him 😭 and 😼😼👊👊 i also think orochimaru 🐍 was grooming 😡😡 sus gae to convert him 🐧 from the gae 🏳🌈 the same way he stopped ✋ himself 😥 from loving 😍😍 jiraiya 😩😩 he thought 😤 that gae 💦 is haram 🥺 and that sus gae 🤔 wouldn't be able to get strong 💪 if he kept letting himself 😳 get railed 💦💦 by some massive thig 😥😥🤷♀️ but sus gae 🤗 managed to break out 👏 of that prison 🤜🤜 and got reunited 👬👬 once again 🥵 with his beloved 😻 naruto-kun 💋💋 SO KAWAIIIII1!1!!!11 don't you think ?? ✋😩 then in boruto 😥 i think boruto and sarada 👀 are naruto and sus gae's love children 🥺🥺 and himawari was adopted 😖 so that means 😭 even after getting married 👰💍 to women 👧 to appease society 👊😡 they still loved 💖💖 each other 🌈 and each other only 😭💔 but does that mean boruto 🍌 and sarada 🤓 and siblings?? 😳😳 wincest 😎👌 😳🕶👌 banned bc hey sisters 🤪💅 so i wrote an essay 👏👏 on why ❓ sasuke 🐧 is sus gae 😩😩 i find it impossible ❌ to accept that sasuke 🤷♀️ kissed 💋 a boy 👦 and his name is sus gae???!! 🙄🙄🤡 i believe kishimoto planned ✅ it exactly this way 📈 for naruto 🦊 and sus gae 🤗🤗 to be GAE 🌈🌈 for each other 😳😳 as we can see 👁 throughout the series 😥 sus gae has not ❌ expressed any interest in girls 👧🤢 also, sus gae 🥵 has been seen 👀 kissing naruto 🦊 not once, but TWICE 😩😩 i understand 🙄 it's NO HOMO 😡😡 the first time 1️⃣ but the second time ?? 🤔🤔🤨🤨 sus gae be obsessed 🤗 with naruto 😳😳 and said he wants him 😤 to fight 👊 him 🥵🥵 wdym what kind of fight tho 🤨😳😳😩😩😩 naruto 🦊 also realized 😥 that sakura 🚮 is useless 🙄🙄 and sus gae 🤪 is the way to go 👏👏 SISTA PREACHHH 😤😤✨✨ i also want to express 😍 that sus gae 😭 is a bottom 👽 CONFIRMED??? 😥😥😥 he didn't say he wanted to fight 🤜🤛 naruto 🤷♀️ he said he wanted 🥵 naruto 🌈 to fight 🤨 him 😖😖 that means he wants 💋 naruto 💦 to go on top 👀 of him 😭 and 😼😼👊👊 i also think orochimaru 🐍 was grooming 😡😡 sus gae to convert him 🐧 from the gae 🏳🌈 the same way he stopped ✋ himself 😥 from loving 😍😍 jiraiya 😩😩 he thought 😤 that gae 💦 is haram 🥺 and that sus gae 🤔 wouldn't be able to get strong 💪 if he kept letting himself 😳 get railed 💦💦 by some massive thig 😥😥🤷♀️ but sus gae 🤗 managed to break out 👏 of that prison 🤜🤜 and got reunited 👬👬 once again 🥵 with his beloved 😻 naruto-kun 💋💋 SO KAWAIIIII1!1!!!11 don't you think ?? ✋😩 then in boruto 😥 i think boruto and sarada 👀 are naruto and sus gae's love children 🥺🥺 and himawari was adopted 😖 so that means 😭 even after getting married 👰💍 to women 👧 to appease society 👊😡 they still loved 💖💖 each other 🌈 and each other only 😭💔 but does that mean boruto 🍌 and sarada 🤓 and siblings?? 😳😳 wincest 😎👌 😳🕶👌 /fg |
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