A pretentious self-proclaimed Otaku with an undying love for entertainment. not trademarked
Won't be accepting friend requests for a while until I'm stable again.
Profile Design coming eventually maybe!
I just want to feel something other than complete rage again. I miss you, dad.
"I will always love you, onii-chan."
Link to my IMDb profile if you want to see my non-anime movie/TV show ratings! IMDb
Announcement: I finally decided to start posting my reviews on here as well instead of keeping them hidden within Disqus. They're mediocre and amateurish, but if you want, go give them a read!
Update: I don't like this review update... Update 2: Disqus keeps on fucking deleting my reviews despite my self-censoring and splitting the review into sections to cut down the length. I guess I have no other choice now.
2023 Challenge: Finish Naruto, Bleach and a quarter of my ptw (109/750 Completed)
2028 Challenge: Finish Shippuden and half of my PTW (109/1500 Completed) (lol ptw size quadrupled)
2035 Challenge: Finish all of my ptw (109/3000 Completed)
2055 Challenge(?): Finish 10,000 anime(?)
BAN STATS: # of Bans: 2
(October 4th 2021) Spam Warning - Reason: COCKANDA FOREVER!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
(February 15th 2022 - February 18th 2022 11:27 pm) Reason: 2 kool 4 mal 😎 .... No character limit-kun you're so big!!! kyaaaa!!!!!! ....
(July 1st 2022 - July 8th 2022 7:46 am) Reason: 100 Rentillion dollars 🥵🥶
Contacts
Feel free to contact me through any of my contacts listed on the left side of my profile or here on MAL. I'd prefer if you tweet me or DM me on Discord TheAngryNerd#0391. You can also PM me on here if you'd like.
Stuff that isn't on MAL yet/Stuff I want to check out that aren't on MAL:
Oogetsuhime no Yama (Read! Still not on MAL database yet though! XP)
Netorare Shuugaku Ryokou
Wet & Gooey Neighbor
Erogos (Mahotama)
EROGROS Anthology
Petit Tsuma Omocha Bako
Princess Sugar Eroge
A Lowly Sorceress, Afflicted By Debauched Magicks (8/18/22)
Mai-Chan's Daily Life - Eternal Dissection
Zwei Trigger
Hamidashi Creative
Mesugaki Wakarase Juku
Daten Keikaku (1/20/23)
About Me
Hello, I'm TheAngryNerd aka TheAngryNerd101! (Username inspired by AVGN. Also it describes me pretty accurately). Some people have also nicknamed me "TheIntenseWeeb".
Anime Fan History: I started watching anime in 2008 when I was 3, my first anime most likely being Pucca, Rockman.EXE, or Rurouni Kenshin, and possibly even Saint Seiya. I started watching more and actually got into it starting in 2015 when Dragon Ball Z piqued my interest. And my attention shifted completely towards it and I started treating it as one of the main mediums of entertainment I consumed starting in September 22nd 2018 when Dragon Ball Super was airing on TV. I started watching hentai in July 2018 :) My first hentai was probably Ten-en Koi Iro Alcohol or Ojousma wa H ga Osuki: The Animation or Bishoujou Manami.
Aside from anime and manga, I'm also an avid movie watcher, reader, and a gamer- in other words, I consume all types of content! Feel free to recommend me something to watch, read, or play-- and don't be afraid to recommend me questionable or even horrible and disgusting things, because I'll consume anything! ;D (I mean it... also if I have to pay for something I probably won't be able to consume it because I don't have a credit card lol).
1. Schindler's List
2. Forrest Gump
3. Shrek 2
4. Ratatouille
5. The Dark Knight
6. 12 Angry Men
7. The Revenant
8. The Pianist
9. Joker (2019)
10. Full Metal Jacket
1. Super Meat Boy
2. VVVVVV
3. I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game
4. AVGN Adventures
5. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
6. Super Mario 64
7. Super Mario Galaxy
8. Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
9. Contra
10. Garry's Mod
1. 'Cien Años de Soledad (100 Years of Solitude)' - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
2. 'Pedro Paramo' - Juan Rulfo
3. 'Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritance)' - Christopher Paolini
4. 'Lord of The Flies' - William Golding
5. 'Man's Search For Meaning' - Viktor E. Frankl
6. 'Night' - Elie Weisel
7. 'To Kill A Mockingbird' - Harper Lee
8. '12 Angry Men' - Reginald Rose
9. 'The Westing Game' - Ellen Raskin
10. 'The Outsiders' - S. E. Hinton
Honorable mentions: The Witches (Roald Dahl), Tesla: Man Out of Time, Einstein's Refrigerator, Copper Sun, Hamlet, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, Romeo & Juliet
Plan to Read Books: Lolita, 1984, Ulysses, The Great Gatsby, Sun Tzu: The Art of War, Moby Dick, The Catcher in the Rye, Frankenstein, Dracula, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Clockwork Orange, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (You know why I plan on reading this one XD).
(In them for the world and characters, A Certain series and When They Cry inspired the worlds I write in my stories a lot :) Also some are in here because of the sheer amount of characters alone and as a result of that there's tons of p0rn!)
A Certain Magical Index / Scientific Railgun (Toaru series)
Higurashi & Umineko (When They Cry)
Monogatari (series)
Kantai Collection (Kancolle)
Fate (series)
Azur Lane
Blue Archive
Touhou
Love Live! (School Idol Project!)
The IDOLM@STER (Idolmaster)
Girls und Panzer
Arknights
Genshin Impact
Strike Witches (World Witches series)
Girls' Frontline
Hololive + Nijisanji Vtuber groups (not anime or mobile game but still a franchise plus it has its own anime sooo...)
Vocaloid (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, etc.) (I wonder if Black Rock Shooter is part of this)
BanG Dream!
Honkai (Impact)
Choujigen Game Neptune
WON KOCK KAP KOMPETITION (GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND)
Made 1k comments on Disqus on October 23rd, 2019 3:57 am.
Reached 1000 hours on October 12th 2020
Survived NNN 2020, 2021 and 2022
Reached 10k upvotes on Disqus January 27th 2021
Reached 50 subscribers on YouTube on March 6th 2021
Reached 100 subscribers on YouTube on April 13th 2022
1000 MAL forum posts on January 24th 2022 at 3:43 pm!
10k profile views achieved(?) somewhere between 3/24-3/26 2022.
Surpassed Global Rank #100,000 on osu!mania on July 6th 2021!
SURPASSED GLOBAL RANK #50,000 ON osu!mania ON SEPTEMBER 4TH 2021!!!!!
SURPASSED GLOBAL RANK #25,000 ON osu!mania ON OCTOBER 2ND 2022!!!!
Surpassed Global Rank #5000 on Quaver on July 20th 2021!
Surpassed 1,000,000,000 ranked score on osu!mania on March 16th 2022! (Same day I got 97 on Triumph and Regret [Regret])
Current Peak Rank (10/10/22): #18,178 THANK YOU PEPPY FOR THE PP REWORK I WENT UP 5915 RANKS TODAY (initially, since I got to 18,293 at first)!!!!!!
Top 5000 in osu!mania score leaderboard on September 18th 2022!
500 SS ranks on October 7th 2022!
727 SS ranks on November 26th 2022!
Files in my "homework" folder on my computer
1000+ on March 21st 2021! Here's to 9000 more!
2000+ on April 13th 2021!
3000+ on May 19th 2021!
4000+ on June 12th 2021!
5000+ on July 25th 2021!
6000+ on August 27th 2021!
7000+ on September 25th 2021!
8000+ on October 27th 2021!
9000+ on November 27th 2021! (NNN EZ)
10000+ on December 29th 2021! HOLY SHIT 10K MILESTONE!!!!! WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!!!!!
11000+ on January 30th 2022! (Happy New Year!)
12000+ on February 25th 2022! (1 year since she left me)
13000+ on March 24th 2022! 1 year LOL
14000+ on April 26th 2022!
15000+ on May 26th 2022!
16000+ on June 22nd 2022!
17000+ on July 27th 2022!
18000+ on August 30th 2022!
19000+ on September 27th 2022!
20000+ on October 28th 2022! 20K MILESTONE!!!!!
21000+ on November 29th 2022! (NNN EZ)
22000+ on December 25th 2022! (Merry Christmas!)
23000+ on January 29th 2023!
24000+ on February 23rd 2023!
I GOT A 5 STAR CHARACTER (JEAN) AND A 4 STAR CHARACTER (NOELLE) ON MY FIRST WISH AND I HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS GAME IN MONTHS LMAO (2/21/22) last time I played was Summer 2021 lol and I only had like 5 sessions each of them lasting about an hour
Storyfire Read Go Commit Freaking Illegal (JUST KIDDING IT'S TRASH AND I HAVEN'T UPDATED IT IN A YEAR) Honeyfeed Will make something on this eventually...
My STUPIDLY Pretentious "Rating System" (Unfinished) (HIGHLY Subject to change) (INCREDIBLY DUMB)
Note that anime in my favorites are in my favorites simply for being my favorites, regardless of the score I give them or how bad they may be (Pupa can be in my favorites for all I care).
My rating is based on 2 categories, each one makes up a different percentage of the overall score. Maximum score is 1,000,000. Personal Enjoyment: 20% "Objective"/Narrative wise: 80%. Certain entries are subject to different judgement (Ex: Hentai, Entries with no Story/Narrative).
Entries that receive different judgments are given "performance ratings" like in Etterna or Quaver. Entries can exceed given performance rating if they get a 95.00% or above. The equation is Performance Rating = Rating*(Percentage ÷ 95) or x = y*(z ÷ 95). Let me know if this hastily produced "equation" is wrong because I'm retarded and I'm trying to think of ways to be innovative with my ratings or some shit.
Normal Entries: (Movies, TV etc.) Normal Judgement. 80% "Objective" 20% Subjective
Odd Entries: (No narrative structure or anime with <5 minute episodes) Odd Judgement. 40% "Objective" 60% Subjective
Abstract Entries: (Stuff like 001, Music or Ai (ONA)) 10% "Objective" 90% Subjective
Hentai Entries:
With Narrative Structure: 70% "Objective" 30% Subjective
Without Narrative Structure: 30% "Objective" 70% Subjective
Do note that if something can't really be judged by one factor, in special cases it can be judged based on others. Exceptions to all of this bullcrap are bound to happen.
Extra points granted/taken to/from entries that excel/flunk in these categories:
Art/Animation/Characters/Sound: Up to +10% If horrendous, up to -10%
How well they satisfy target audience: Up to +5%
How good of an adaptation it is and how faithful it is to its source material: Up to +15% If horrendous, up to -15%
How "Objective" score is divided:
Story/Plot/Writing: 30%
Characters: 30%
Art/Animation: 15%
Sound/Music: 5%
Due to the 20% subjective rule, entries above an 8.6 "objective" score can make it into the 9.5 threshold, thus leading them to a score of 10. The same applies with the opposite, an 8.6 can go down to a 6.6. This same rule applies to every grade! So some entries may receive or lose a full 2 points for enjoyment, but do note that the final score is only what's in between my personal enjoyment and "objective" score. An "objective" 7/10 combined with a subjective 10/10 would form a 9/10. And an "objective" 7/10 and a subjective 1/10 would form a 5/10. Thus why there are separate ratings and rankings.
Note: Anime and entertainment in general falls into the category of "art", therefore making an "objective" rating / analysis of it impossible, after all, art is the most subjective thing in the world. My rating scale is NOT factual or absolute at all, after all everyone has differing opinions and value things differently. It more so serves as a way for others to look at other values like writing instead of just animation or scoring purely on enjoyment alone. Like, if someone trashes a show because they personally didn't like it, I can write a review which analyzes certain things that said show gets right and wrong to try to create a somewhat "objective" score. Things that I believe can somewhat be rated "objectively" are inconsistencies in writing, like plot holes or things that contradict set rules in the story / world. Like if a 10 year old character remembers living through an event that happened 12 years ago. That's undeniably terrible writing.
Think of it like using a plastic knife to cut a steak compared to a high-carbon stainless steel one. The high-carbon stainless steel one obviously cuts quicker and more nicely, making it "objectively" better. But some people for whatever reason, might still prefer to use the plastic knife. Maybe they think it's fun to cut steak with a plastic knife.
Rating Scale 9.5 - 10 (950,000 - 1,000,000) (95.00% - 100.00%) S - S+ - X Grade - Masterpiece.
I loved every second of it. It was Marvelous both "objectively" and in my personal opinion, flawless execution overall. These entries excel in every aspect in every sense of the word. They not only fit every criteria, they go above and beyond it, they create new ideas and can even be revolutionary and groundbreaking. Entries here shine brightly and are paragons in the world of fiction. 8.6 - 9.4 (860,000 - 940,000) (86.00% - 94.00%) - A - A+ - AA - AAA - Pretty much perfect. Maybe if it weren't for one flaw it would be a 10. Either that, or it fit every criteria for perfection but didn't go past the threshold and create something truly spectacular. Entries here are still groundbreaking within this respective medium. 7.6 - 8.5 (760,000 - 850,000) (76.00% - 85.99%) - B- - B - B+ - A- Great. Mostly everything was executed well. Meets the criteria but isn't necessarily proficient in anything. That or it doesn't utilize everything to its full potential. Essentially a series that could have been better but is nonetheless still very good or it has a few flaws here and there. 6.6 - 7.5 (660,000 - 760,000) (66.00% - 75.99%) - C- - C - C+ Pretty solid overall, but might be lacking in some areas. Still enjoyed it! Would be rated higher if it weren't for a major flaw or several flaws. The execution of its ideas could have been better. Doesn't stand out as anything really special but still good. 5.6 - 6.5 (560,000 - 650,000) (56.00% - 65.99%)- D - D+ - Above average entries. Perhaps they had a great idea but utilized it in an unimpressive way or big flaws that deter from its quality. Either that or they're series that don't break the mold in any way and are just better than average due to small things. It didn't have enough to be considered good. 4.6 - 5.5 (460,000 - 550,000) (46.00% - 55.99%) - D- - Average, generic schlock that tends to bring nothing new to the table, or had a cool idea but used it poorly or had many flaws, resulting in a lower score. These entries are essentially grey matter and are nothing special. 3.6 - 4.5 (360,000 - 450,000) (36.00% - 45.99%) - E - Either it's shit that's so bad it's good, or mediocre crap with maybe a few redeeming qualities. Bad execution, low effort, very flawed. Or you could think of a seasonal that's generic schlock but even worse.
All entries below this point fail to enter my personal ranked section, but are still included in the overall ranking. 2.6 - 3.5 (260,000 - 350,000) (26.00% - 35.99%) F - Terrible, it was executed very poorly. I'd probably watch it for the shits and giggles. This is the limit of "so bad it's good", where something can only really be good out of its entertainment value but is otherwise objectively awful. A story with tons of giant plot holes and bad characters etc. also fits here. 1.6 - 2.5 (160,000 - 250,000) (16.00% - 25.99%) F - Horrible. No redeeming qualities whatsoever, I hated it, but at least it's not the worst thing ever. I would barely consider this watchable. At least you can get a laugh out of them I suppose. But honestly at this point how could you laugh at something this bad? It's so bad, it's bad! 0.0001 - 1.5 (1 - 150,000) (0.0001% - 15.99%) F - I ABSOLUTELY DESPISED IT. There is nothing good about this anime, and I wouldn't dare recommend it to anyone unless they are masochistic. Anime here are so bad you can't even get a laugh out of them. This spot is reserved for the worst shows of all time. Either that, or the anime in question offered so little in terms of value that it cannot be rated, therefore receiving a 1. Stay away from these at all costs, they'll leave a ghastly taste in your mouth and you'll end up feeling like shit for wasting your time on it.
0 (0) (0.00%) Ø (N/A) Absolute Zero. There is nothing worse than this abomination, there is not a thing about it that is good. It is so unimaginably bad, that it is a grade that is impossible to reach. It's the 0 K (Zero Kelvin) of grades. A grade so low, you cannot possibly reach it, no matter how hard you try. This is something that NO ONE in the history of mankind won't be repulsed by. Things with the F grade will at least have 1 person in the entire history of mankind who will like it or at the very least not hate it, but things with the Ø grade are so mindbogglingly horrible that no one who has ever lived, is currently living, and ever will live, won't completely and utterly despise this piece of shit with every fiber of their being, so much so, that they'd rather gargle a leprosy-infected pig foot dipped in hot rat diarrhea than know of this thing's existence. Even Satan himself will be appalled by this thing's existence. It is so bad, that it is impossible to even come up with it, or comprehend it. It renders every idea of value useless, because it is actually impossible for anything to be this bad. 0 Kelvin, coined Absolute Zero, is the lowest limit of the thermodynamic temperature scale, it is the temperature at which all movement ceases and all disorder disappears. To further explain it, in order to receive this grade, it would have to be worthless. However, that cannot exist. If something exists, it it is still SOMETHING, so something that gets this grade wouldn't even exist in the first place, since it would be nothing. So that's why reaching this grade would be impossible, since it doesn't exist. So forget everything mentioned in this paragraph, because this de-legitimizes every idea of value we have, because it cannot exist, and a rating like this would be ridiculous.
(Highlight the following text to read it) Negative Rating. We already went over the idea of Absolute Zero in the previous paragraph, but what if I told you we could go lower? But how could this be? You could think of this: I can't have -1 apples. I can only imagine I had an apple when I really did not. Thus, in reality I would have -1 apple as compared to my imagination. So in other words, this is a rating given to something that only exists within our minds, such as the vast number of stories and characters I have come up with in my mind, so until it is all drawn and written physically, it does not exist, and is negative.
Negative Rating (Idea #2). In order to achieve this rating, it would have to break the laws of physics as we know it. It would somehow have to be below 0 Kelvin, which we all know is impossible to reach in the first place. It is something we cannot even comprehend. Or, this: https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2013.12146
Negative Rating (Idea #3). The other idea for a negative rating would be that the content itself can physically HARM you, or even send you to your grave. Its production also involves harming others, such as beheading videos. So basically, imagine this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3EpjxIOrnM&ab_channel=ImmobilizedSeacreature
∞ (Infinity) Troll Grade lmao. God knows what the fuck you need to do to earn this grade.
ℵ0 (Aleph-Null) Grade. Also troll grade because I'm obsessed with numbers :3. Kind of like infinity grade. Imagine the negative grade but opposite.
X Grade. Impossible to reach, since in order to receive this grade the entry needs a perfect 10/10 (1,000,000) (100.00%) score. You not only need to fit every bill, but you need to go above and beyond each and every one of them. Imagine the Absolute Zero (0) Grade but opposite.
S+ Grade. Anything above a 9.9 (990,000) (99.00%).
S Grade. Anything between 9.5 - 9.89 (950,000 - 989,000) (95.00% - 98.99%)
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