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Dec 2, 2014 9:14 PM
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The UK Moral Police have just claimed a victory for children all over UK by protecting their "innocence" from the deviants who practice things like BDSM, urination porn and godly Facesitting from being made in the UK.

Now to be fair, they did NOT ban this porn if it's made in places like the U.S (God Bless this perverted country) but UK is no longer allowed to make BDSM.

Source: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-end-of-uk-bdsm-282

^Site might be NSFW.....and if you're from the UK....please refrain from clicking your innocent minds can't handle it!



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Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence"; activities that can be classed as "life-endangering", such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation.


^lol, what the fuck is left?

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Dec 2, 2014 9:18 PM
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Also small breasts are banned. Take that lolicons.
Dec 2, 2014 9:21 PM
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Fuck the UK Parliament, they need to be replaced with people who think and address the real issues. Political Tyranny for the dumbest of reasons.


Dec 2, 2014 9:22 PM
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interesting
Dec 2, 2014 9:25 PM
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They're banning pee play too?

Okay.
Dec 2, 2014 9:27 PM
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interesting


Urrutia has a site that the SJW cult would love to be logged into and to buy her dvds .

UK Political Tyranny exposed (NSFW)


Dec 2, 2014 9:30 PM
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RedArmyShogun said:
Also small breasts are banned. Take that lolicons.


It seriously is? Lol, there are plenty of women with small breasts. . . They realize its not just a little kid thing right?
Dec 2, 2014 9:33 PM
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^UK in a nutshell...
Dec 2, 2014 9:35 PM
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im fine with it, i only watch vanilla hentai/porn anyway
Dec 2, 2014 9:36 PM

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lol prudes.
Dec 2, 2014 9:38 PM

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Too bad for the pervs.
Dec 2, 2014 9:40 PM

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If Moral Police exist then Thought Police also exist too?!
Dec 2, 2014 9:44 PM

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God bless the internet, the moral police are fighting an impossible battle.
Dec 2, 2014 9:48 PM

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Kagami_Hiiragi said:
RedArmyShogun said:
Also small breasts are banned. Take that lolicons.


It seriously is? Lol, there are plenty of women with small breasts. . . They realize its not just a little kid thing right?


Lol, pretty much what I thought as well. I looked it up and its true.

But yeah least they could ban something like scat or beastality, that would be welcomed.
Dec 2, 2014 9:49 PM

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JustALEX said:
article said:
Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence"; activities that can be classed as "life-endangering", such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation.

lol?
Dec 2, 2014 9:52 PM

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So missionary big titty porn only?
Dec 2, 2014 9:56 PM

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RedArmyShogun said:
Kagami_Hiiragi said:


It seriously is? Lol, there are plenty of women with small breasts. . . They realize its not just a little kid thing right?


Lol, pretty much what I thought as well. I looked it up and its true.

But yeah least they could ban something like scat or beastality, that would be welcomed.


Then all the UK furries might try and get the real thing. . Scary.
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JustALEX said:
article said:
Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence"; activities that can be classed as "life-endangering", such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation.
..............................Wut?
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Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
Dec 2, 2014 10:04 PM

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we could all learn a thing or two from the number 1 nanny state, make sure your children masturbate to vanilla only. no one wants their future political powerhouse to be a sicko who enjoys watching small titties in a non-procreative environment.

Dec 2, 2014 10:09 PM

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That's not very kinky of them. I do not approve.
Dec 2, 2014 10:13 PM

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Drakehawk said:
If Moral Police exist then Thought Police also exist too?!
The memory police also exist.
Dec 2, 2014 10:15 PM

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JustALEX said:

article said:
Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence"; activities that can be classed as "life-endangering", such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation.



What does "penetration by any object associated with violence" even mean? Its not like they are going to shove a sword up someones ass
Dec 2, 2014 11:53 PM

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MechaKiryu said:
Drakehawk said:
If Moral Police exist then Thought Police also exist too?!
The memory police also exist.
I feel like this one day will happen.
Dec 3, 2014 12:31 AM

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facesitting was also banned LOOOOOOOOL

wtf
Dec 3, 2014 12:32 AM

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NTAD said:
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lol?


That was the first thing that I honed in on too lol... wut?

Wouldn't it be awesome if someone was forced to give a press release for this? Like, standing in front of a podium in a suit, trying to keep a stern face while reciting that paragraph.
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Nope said:
MechaKiryu said:
The memory police also exist.
I feel like this one day will happen.
Someone hasn't seen Ultraman Nexus...
Dec 3, 2014 1:23 AM

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Part of me thinks "so what. Most of those turn me off anyway."
Part of me is glad I'm in the US and thinks "God bless the 1st Amendment" because I subscribe to the old mantra: if speech you don't like isn't protected, none is.

But honestly, this is nothing new. Look up the old "video nasty" list and why the films got on there. Sadly, it was mostly politics. A disturbing number of them were "oooh, I don't like that poster. BAN THE FILM IT ADVERTISES."
Dec 3, 2014 2:50 AM

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article said:
Acts that are no longer acceptable include: spanking, caning and whipping beyond a gentle level; penetration by any object "associated with violence"; activities that can be classed as "life-endangering", such as strangulation and facesitting; fisting, if all knuckles are inserted; physical or verbal abuse, even if consensual; the portrayal of non-consensual sex; urination in various sexual contexts; and female ejaculation.


what is this joke,
and how are they going to enforce this law,
coming to people on the middle of sex and check if someone been spank,
runing after random uploaders over the internet.
Dec 3, 2014 3:47 AM

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Good. The less preversions allowed, the better.
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RedArmyShogun said:
Kagami_Hiiragi said:


It seriously is? Lol, there are plenty of women with small breasts. . . They realize its not just a little kid thing right?


Lol, pretty much what I thought as well. I looked it up and its true.

But yeah least they could ban something like scat or beastality, that would be welcomed.

Australia also banned small breasts. It's rather insulting to small-breasted women, since it compares them to children.
Dec 3, 2014 3:54 AM

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They banned female ejaculation? I can't even...
Dec 3, 2014 4:25 AM

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Gator said:
They banned female ejaculation? I can't even...
Yeah that one is what really confuses me.
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Dec 3, 2014 4:27 AM
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Dec 3, 2014 4:31 AM
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Fuck the UK Parliament, they need to be replaced with people who think and address the real issues. Political Tyranny for the dumbest of reasons.


I agree. These guys need to fuck off. David Cameron tried to ban porn but failed badly. Talking about innocence... the daughters of these rich politicians must smoke the ganja and sleep around. I know how these rich girls get down. The day Porn gets banned here is they day I either buy a gun or move to Germany.
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Dec 3, 2014 6:28 AM

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Well since they haven't addressed the issue of having their daughters raped by pakis they have to pretend to do something.
Dec 3, 2014 6:30 AM

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They may take our freedums but they shall never take our pron!

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They banned female ejaculation? I can't even...
Yeah that one is what really confuses me.


because those in government could never get a girl off of course, so they banned everyone else for it.
Dec 3, 2014 7:01 AM

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ITT: People are surprised when stuff gets banned in a nation closely related to Australia, where the same stuff has been banned since time immemorial.
Dec 3, 2014 7:02 AM
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JonyJC said:
Well since they haven't addressed the issue of having their daughters raped by pakis they have to pretend to do something.


I dare you to go to the Gurdwara and say that lol. Indians are nice but they don't fuck about either.
'The way of the wang is long...and hard'
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Oddyeus said:
Australia also banned small breasts. It's rather insulting to small-breasted women, since it compares them to children.


A woman's worth is in her breasts obviously. Its just not a woman if its flat.


As to how they'll check who follows these laws. Simple, Let the muslim migrants copy the saudi moral police for you.
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Zarbel said:

I dare you to go to the Gurdwara and say that lol. Indians are nice but they don't fuck about either.

Obviously Sickhs aren't raping little girls, you know what I'm talking about and pretend not to.
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Lol.. female ejaculation banned.

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Oddyeus said:
Australia also banned small breasts. It's rather insulting to small-breasted women, since it compares them to children.


A woman's worth is in her breasts obviously. Its just not a woman if its flat.
As to how they'll check who follows these laws. Simple, Let the muslim migrants copy the saudi moral police for you.
Is that why Iggy's in the u.s.
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rothrock said:
Lol.. female ejaculation banned.

RedArmyShogun said:


A woman's worth is in her breasts obviously. Its just not a woman if its flat.
As to how they'll check who follows these laws. Simple, Let the muslim migrants copy the saudi moral police for you.
Is that why Iggy's in the u.s.


*Palpatine robes*

....Yes.
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JonyJC said:
Zarbel said:

I dare you to go to the Gurdwara and say that lol. Indians are nice but they don't fuck about either.

Obviously Sickhs aren't raping little girls, you know what I'm talking about and pretend not to.


I have no idea what you is talkin about
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Dec 3, 2014 8:09 AM

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So let me get this right, they are banning women from having an orgasm if they ejaculate? thats dumb.
Dec 3, 2014 8:16 AM

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RedArmyShogun said:
Oddyeus said:
Australia also banned small breasts. It's rather insulting to small-breasted women, since it compares them to children.


A woman's worth is in her breasts obviously. Its just not a woman if its flat.


As to how they'll check who follows these laws. Simple, Let the muslim migrants copy the saudi moral police for you.


This is why ISIS is winning.


Dec 3, 2014 8:21 AM

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Dec 3, 2014 8:24 AM

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Article said:
whipping beyond a gentle level


Made me laugh
Dec 3, 2014 8:27 AM

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Hoppy said:
RedArmyShogun said:


A woman's worth is in her breasts obviously. Its just not a woman if its flat.


As to how they'll check who follows these laws. Simple, Let the muslim migrants copy the saudi moral police for you.


This is why ISIS is winning.


No it's even worse than that...You're right. And thats the most horrible part of all of this.
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Oddyeus said:
RedArmyShogun said:


Lol, pretty much what I thought as well. I looked it up and its true.

But yeah least they could ban something like scat or beastality, that would be welcomed.

Australia also banned small breasts. It's rather insulting to small-breasted women, since it compares them to children.


To be fair on both Australlia and UK they are the top countries along with Russia with largest average natural cup size (not including implants obviously because then USA probs would be top)
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What's wrong with female ejaculation?

Oddyeus said:

Australia also banned small breasts. It's rather insulting to small-breasted women, since it compares them to children.
Except that never happened.
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