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Dec 24, 2022 12:37 AM
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We all like talking about which animal is the best, but which animal is the worst? Discuss.
Dec 24, 2022 1:13 AM
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I don't know, but definitely not frogs~croak.

Dec 24, 2022 1:37 AM
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fuck prosimians, all my homies hate prosimians 
Dec 24, 2022 1:39 AM
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Humans are the best animal when they do what I want. Humans are the worst animal when they don't.
Dec 24, 2022 1:49 AM
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Dec 24, 2022 2:05 AM
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Easily humans, they destroy nature and ecosystems for their greed.
Dec 24, 2022 2:13 AM
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none of the above those are all good animals. fuck horses I hate horses.
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Dec 24, 2022 2:17 AM
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All of them are awesome animals. Nothing to choose.
Dec 24, 2022 3:13 AM
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Happy to see koalas on here. Once you research koalas and realize how pointless they are lmao omg it changed everything for me. They’re so cute though so I love them for that but damn…
Dec 24, 2022 3:20 AM

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I voted sloth, because the only true abomination wasn't available: Spiders. 
I mean I get their purpose, but why do they have to look so creepy and walk so scary??? Why don't spiders look more like ladybugs???
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Dec 24, 2022 5:06 AM
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Dogs, definitely dogs. I hate em all.
Dec 24, 2022 5:15 AM

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ants. if you live in a place with them, you realize that you are in a war with them for your food. thank god my current place doesnt have them
Dec 24, 2022 5:24 AM

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Monkeys. They're too close to humans for me to see anything cute in them. Plus they can easily rip you or bite you a bloody mess. But fuck humans tho. Even ticks are cuter than any human being. Truly the most worthless animal on Earth beside head louse.
Dec 24, 2022 5:33 AM

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where are the insects? mosquitoes and cockroaches are much worse


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Dec 24, 2022 5:43 AM

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Although it is not an animal, cockroaches especially the ones with wings that fly at you. D:
Dec 24, 2022 6:07 AM

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Dec 24, 2022 6:08 AM
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Parasites like some worms ... and wasps and hornets. I might have made my peace with spiders, but never with those.
Dec 24, 2022 7:27 AM

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not a big fan of snakes myself, especially the type that rely on constriction. doesn't help that i've been brutally submitted via anaconda choke in a class too lol 
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Dec 24, 2022 7:30 AM

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Humans.


we are the worst animal and plague to the world.


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Dec 24, 2022 7:38 AM

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Worst animals? What about wasps and mosquitos, I want to kill them both when I see them. But don't hurt bee's and bumblebees, because then I would be angry.
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Dec 24, 2022 7:52 AM

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Out of the options, hummingbirds are for sure the worst. I just have a very big hatred for birds, weird I know. But if we are talking about any animal it's got to be hornets. I still try to find an answer as to why hornets exist, like what is the point in them.

Dec 24, 2022 10:03 AM

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Vrimona said:
I don't know, but definitely not frogs~croak.
I got nothing against frogs, don't worry I love froggers. But objectively speaking, tree frogs are the least viable frog type. They can climb really well but they sacrifice their swim speed and jumping ability (which are crucial for frogs, since those two abilities help them both in evasion and catching prey) for those sticky hands which to be honest don't really do much for them in the long run. Interesting concept, just not very good.
Dec 24, 2022 10:05 AM

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Blueberry-vomit said:
where are the insects? mosquitoes and cockroaches are much worse
I decided to exclude insects for this one.
Dec 24, 2022 11:37 AM

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Those damn cockroaches that come to people's houses without an invitation. Raccoons are asses too 
Dec 25, 2022 2:21 PM

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Ill take the bird, cant stand bird noises

Dec 25, 2022 2:34 PM

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I feel bad sloth is so high. Although I did have to give interview feedback to one person as we threw in a few gatcha questions and one of them was if were you an animal, what would you choose. They answered Sloth. I was like if you ever get asked that question again, don't say sloth!
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Dec 26, 2022 4:17 AM
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Cat, natures serial killer...........
Dec 26, 2022 4:20 AM

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Pastelita said:
Humans.


we are the worst animal and plague to the world.


I wanted to say exactly this,
and glad someone said it first.


Dec 26, 2022 5:44 AM

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_meimei said:
Happy to see koalas on here.  Once you research koalas and realize how pointless they are lmao omg it changed everything for me.  They’re so cute though so I love them for that but damn…

tru smooth brains but FECK SUNFISH doods lookin like sharks in animal crossing i hate them
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Dec 26, 2022 3:10 PM

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philtecturophy said:
Pastelita said:
Humans.


we are the worst animal and plague to the world.


I wanted to say exactly this,
and glad someone said it first.
Thank you for agreeing.

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Dec 26, 2022 8:34 PM

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I don't have any hatred for the animals in the poll, but I have a grudge against dogs because I had a "near death experience" before. 
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Dec 26, 2022 10:39 PM

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I agree with everyone saying that humans are the worst creatures on this earth. But excluding people, I would say that cock roaches make me really uncomfortable. Also, you put Hummingbird on the list of worst animal?!?!?
Dec 27, 2022 2:35 AM

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chopstick___ said:
I agree with everyone saying that humans are the worst creatures on this earth. But excluding people, I would say that cock roaches make me really uncomfortable. Also, you put Hummingbird on the list of worst animal?!?!?
Hummingbirds are pretty cute (smol birb) but taking into account how poor they are objectively speaking, then you have contender for worst bird. They have 360 degree flight which is cool and all but they waste tons of energy for it (plus like zero energy reserves lmao) and will die without a constant energy supply. Also, if your species can get bodied by a fricking insect then you're clearly doing something wrong.

Now that I think about it excluding humans and insects from the poll was a kind of dumb decision on my part. Oops.
Dec 27, 2022 3:39 PM

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@TheAngryNerd (tagging you like this bc my quote isn't working rn)

I agree with you on hummingbirds, but still, even if they have zero stamina its a smoll cute birb at the end of the day. Yeah you probably should have added a few insect options like spiders and cockroaches in the poll lol. Most of the people here either say humans or some sort of insect for the worst animal.

Also, what animal do you think is the worst?
Dec 27, 2022 3:51 PM
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Bot flies.
Just look up how they fucking lay eggs.
Dec 27, 2022 4:05 PM

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Fuck geese me and my homies all hate geese
Dec 27, 2022 6:33 PM

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chopstick___ said:
@TheAngryNerd (tagging you like this bc my quote isn't working rn)

I agree with you on hummingbirds, but still, even if they have zero stamina its a smoll cute birb at the end of the day. Yeah you probably should have added a few insect options like spiders and cockroaches in the poll lol. Most of the people here either say humans or some sort of insect for the worst animal.

Also, what animal do you think is the worst?
I think the sea horse might be the worst animal. First off, they have a maximum speed of 1.5 meters per hour. Yes, they're that slow. For comparison, land snails can travel up to 3 meters per hour, which is twice as fast as the sea horse. The reason they're so slow, is because they only have one fin, which is on their back. To compensate for their lack of fins, they for some reason evolved this prehensile tail thingy so they can grab onto and anchor themselves to things to not get swept by the current... which wouldn't be an issue in the first place if they had fins! And because of this they're an easy target for other fish, although it does have tough armor to compensate. I don't hate seahorses though.

As for animals that I do hate, most of them are insects like botflies, horseflies and mosquitoes as well as basically every single parasite out there.
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Sad said:
not a big fan of snakes myself, especially the type that rely on constriction. doesn't help that i've been brutally submitted via anaconda choke in a class too lol 
good way to stack some snake trauma….

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_meimei said:
Happy to see koalas on here.  Once you research koalas and realize how pointless they are lmao omg it changed everything for me.  They’re so cute though so I love them for that but damn…

tru smooth brains but FECK SUNFISH doods lookin like sharks in animal crossing i hate them
okay I just looked up a sunfish cause I was curious why they were getting so much hate and wow… I just don’t know what to say..
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TheAngryNerd said:
I think the sea horse might be the worst animal. First off, they have a maximum speed of 1.5 meters per hour. Yes, they're that slow. For comparison, land snails can travel up to 3 meters per hour, which is twice as fast as the sea horse. The reason they're so slow, is because they only have one fin, which is on their back. To compensate for their lack of fins, they for some reason evolved this prehensile tail thingy so they can grab onto and anchor themselves to things to not get swept by the current... which wouldn't be an issue in the first place if they had fins! And because of this they're an easy target for other fish, although it does have tough armor to compensate. I don't hate seahorses though.

As for animals that I do hate, most of them are insects like botflies, horseflies and mosquitoes as well as basically every single parasite out there.
Yeah I also kinda read the thred wrong. I kinda related "worst" and "hate" together. So my most hated animal are cockroaches and I don't really have a worst animal but I would say a Koala. Reason being is because they are smooth brained (I think they actually are lmao) and literally evolved to eat something that gives them like zero energy. This includes Pandas as well, they are just as dumb but at least a Panda could put up a decent fight against another animal.

Also Koala's hurt when you hold them and idk if you've heard what they sound like but when I heard it for the first time I was shocked.
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Cockroach its just so gross, especially the one that can fly.
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Humans-the most evil animals and the only animals that lie and betray
 

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