| as the title says what will instantly come to your mind if cops arrive at your place looking for YOU? what will be your first thought? wtf have you done? |
| Who pulled a prank on me? Where's the hidden camera? |
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| The real question is; Who snitched? Prolly co-operate with them to the fullest extent. Boring answer but i'd honestly rather not self-incriminate myself. |
| I would think they're at the wrong address. |
| "BURN DOWN MY HARDDRIVES! FREE THE CATGIRLS FROM MY DUNGEON!" I'm afraid my answer would also be boring: Co-operate. I'm a good boy :^) |
| My hidden porn stash of illegal porn. |
 ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ, ๐๐๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ซ' ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฅ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ช๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฑ ______________________ |
| That someone reported me once again. |
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| The government is probably trying to silence me. |
 Three things cannot be long hidden.. ...the s u n, the m oo n, and the tr u th. |
| Probably due to one of my family's complicated circumstances that I'll probably never understand. |
 "... Because when you live in this world of my closed eyes... ... Being alone is very lonely...". |
| "SHIT THEY FOUND THE DRUGS" Jk probably something bout me bringing weapons to school .-. |
  I'm Baby |
| I've had the police at my door a few times. It's invariably mental health related and never a fun time. |
| "Shit...did somebody trace one of my prank calls?" |
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| IT WAS SELF-DEFENCE, THEY CAME AFTER ME WITH A KNIFE |
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| "What the fuck is loli illegal now?" |
 I can see you |
| "Is this cause I use 9anime instead of crunchylol?" |
| Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines. |
| I'd be curious if my internet trolling got me in trouble. |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
| Definitely not torrenting, because I don't do that >.> You want watch me so easily. |
โฎ (. โ แด โ.) โญ |
| Nah I'm good fam there gettin the fuckin GAT u know? Kill those motherfuckers! -_^ |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
| I killed something...probably the pussy the night before... |
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| I honestly can't even come up with anything creative, there is nothing that I have done that is remotely close to being illegal. Unless having bad taste is illegal. |
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| "Shit I peed on this motherfucker, because he deserved it and now the government wants to kill me..... AIGHT WHO THE FUCK SNITCHED?!" |
NasDec 6, 2017 3:39 PM
| ~ Nas, The "OG Bulgarian"~ Formerly known as: ~ Gokuvich, The "OG Bulgarian"~  |
| Honestly nothing comes to mind, maybe they're coming to give me a medal for being a good boy. Unless they're coming to get me for trespassing, but that was in another state, and also they're probably just send me a letter with a fine attached if anything. |
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Zephaas said: I honestly can't even come up with anything creative, there is nothing that I have done that is remotely close to being illegal. Unless having bad taste is illegal. "Sir, look at this MAL profile!" "What, I don't see what's so ba- holy shit, is that Death Note in his favourites?!" "Yes sir, he's in breach of regulation 415b, which states that you're allowed to passively like or enjoy Death Note in private but never actively praise it or have it as your, or one of your, favourites." "Alright, call forensics, we're going to need to conduct a full sweep." |
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| my fucking neighbours called the cops again because of friggin' weed. |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
| *rolls a j and hands it through the mail slot* "see you next monday." |
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| Smash all hard drives immediately. |
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| That they need my help tracking down some prevert I'm acquainted with. |
| "Let Justice Be Done!" My Theme Fight again, fight again for justice! |
| mustve clicked on a pop up ad by accident |
| Unpaid speeding ticket...? (how the fuck did they track me down lmao) Pretend to be someone else. Tbh it'd be pretty easy for me. |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
| fight em, I always wanted to be gunned down like an animal |
  come, you sweet hour of death |
| First, let me clear my browser history. Then, tell them I'm a fujoshi and ship them with my microwave. |
| I did something stupid while blacked out. |
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| Probably asking me to testify and give a clarification about a crime committed by someone that I know or am related to. There is no chance that cops are seeking for me personally because I am a humble, law abiding citizen. |
 Tobacco Causes Severe Health Problems, Smoke Moderately While Respecting Others. |
| Just jump out the back fucking window with my phone and run lmaoo |
  ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ likes: shoujo, magical girls, animal crossing, romance, slice of life, shounen currently listening to:  |
| I knew I shouldn't have watched that f*cking loli anime... |
| "The heck did I do that the cops are coming over to find me?!" |
My Anime List < Have a good day! > My Manga List |
| Probably watching child porn. It's not that I was intentionally watching child porn but my friends sent me a child porn. |
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| I wouldn't be surprised, I've been expecting them for months. |
  WORK IN PROGRESS ~The frog leapt forth to my lilypad memory.~ I was indoctrinated by an inamorata rabbit, Adenomata affronted. It was the verecund, dismissed creatures That I jubilated in most. This rabbit I would nurture, At the aiguille of esse, The anneal of noblesse. โค๏ธ Birdie โค๏ธ |
YaoiMaster said: I wouldn't be surprised, I've been expecting them for months. Did you delete your first post in this thread? I'm so confused right now. YaoiMaster said: No, no, that was my post. Sorry, I'm just pretty sure you already posted in this thread so I was kinda surprised and when I scrolled back I couldn't find anything. I guess I took the Mandela effect thread a bit too seriously. |
149597871Dec 7, 2017 3:41 AM
149597871 said: No, no, that was my post. I should add to it, ha. YaoiMaster said: I wouldn't be surprised, I've been expecting them for months. Did you delete your first post in this thread? I'm so confused right now. Moreover, I wouldn't do anything, I'd accept it. |
WORK IN PROGRESS ~The frog leapt forth to my lilypad memory.~ I was indoctrinated by an inamorata rabbit, Adenomata affronted. It was the verecund, dismissed creatures That I jubilated in most. This rabbit I would nurture, At the aiguille of esse, The anneal of noblesse. โค๏ธ Birdie โค๏ธ |
| nice try, fbi in truth, though, probably drug possession and use |
| (ใฃโโกโ)ใฃ just on my dumb shit |
| "My parents have finally gone and done it..." |
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| "Those doujin are legal here, so I'm going to blame my parents for asking me to download Office Christmas Party for them." |
| "No, son, you may not have your body pillow at the dinner table!" |
| Ravioli Ravioli they caught me fapping to the eromanga loli i really didn't |
    ใใซ I'm not smart, I just wear glasses "Anime is just Japanese Cartoons, Cartoons are just Western Anime" โ ะฝ ั ั ι ั α ั ι σ ะธ โ |
| Better hide that external hard drive with over 500 films downloaded. xD |
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