SuicideMaster said: >get a gun >walk into the school >kill everyone >you're on the news, everybody knows you >you're the most popular one now Thank me later We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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Milzol said: just don't forget that you are the true alpha male even when these women give themselves to obnoxious brutes. there is this book "the secret" about changing reality with your thoughts, maybe you can use that knowledge to win the lottery. then you get the girls. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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Kaasfondue said: You need at least 10,000 karma on reddit We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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xx-ludis said: oh my god, i didn't know they made a sequel to elliot rodger! We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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MadHobbit2 said: This is possibly the most ignorant thing I've ever read lol. If this is a shitpost, than kudos sir, you've officially made me kek. If not.......I don't want to imagine what kind of horrible life you must have led to reach this point. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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BigChungusSimp said: you either got it or you dont sorry bud you dont have chad genes, nothing you can do about it, other than maybe this SuicideMaster said: >get a gun >walk into the school >kill everyone >you're on the news, everybody knows you >you're the most popular one now Thank me later We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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IronicExArmFan said: xx-ludis said: oh my god, i didn't know they made a sequel to elliot rodger! Chill. I don't harbor any hatred towards others. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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Judevin said: Mans so desperate it's sad to see lmao. Also slowly starting to feel that this is all just bait. Unless OP is a high tier incel, there is nobody that talks like this unless it's for trolling LOL. Life is too short trying to pick up hot chicks when you're an ugly nerd with anime and posting on MAL as hobbies, bud. Sorry. With your attitude and personality, I wouldn't be surprised if you can't even manage to make male friends that are in popular circles let alone hot females. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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Crow_Black said: Now this thread is being spammed with the pokemon theme song apparently lol. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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| If I had to add to the topic. 1. Pokemon went to doo doo after gen 5 ended. Now as for the actual topic. Giving up your hobbies will never make anyone more or less attractive unless they are really unhealthy like alcohol or drugs. People really desperate for sex should seek escorts (or sex toys) and not relationships, but wear a condom. The idea of the perfect 3d waifu is a myth as love is conditional. |
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rohan121 said: If I had to add to the topic. 1. Pokemon went to doo doo after gen 5 ended. Now as for the actual topic. Giving up your hobbies will never make anyone more or less attractive unless they are really unhealthy like alcohol or drugs. People really desperate for sex should seek escorts and not relationships, but wear a condom. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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rohan121 said: If I had to add to the topic. 1. Pokemon went to doo doo after gen 5 ended. Now as for the actual topic. Giving up your hobbies will never make anyone more or less attractive unless they are really unhealthy like alcohol or drugs. People really desperate for sex should seek escorts and not relationships, but wear a condom. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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Judevin said: @ya_hallo you a little confused but you got the spirit. I'm with you. Let's catch them mf pokemon brother, amen. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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IronicExArmFan said: tenaflyviper said: My dude.... why are you like this? Between this and your other recent thread, I can't help but pity you somewhat. Somehow you have both incredibly low standards and incredibly high standards at the same time. I'm kind of amazed. Why are you so desperate for a 'gorgeous' woman when you don't believe they are capable of liking you for who you are and would be disgusted by your hobbies? Where's the appeal in that? It's honestly really fucking sad that you want a relationship with someone who would only want to be around you for shallow reasons, but it sounds like you aren't any better yourself since your only criteria is that they're hot and you would lie about yourself to get in their pants. To successfully form friendships with ANY women, you really need to start thinking of them not just as ugly and hot, but as individuals with different personalities, interests and beliefs. No woman is going to want to be friends with you if you're only after them for their looks. If some dude wanted to befriend me just because he thought I was hot, I'd feel extremely hurt, like who I was never mattered. You need to see women as people. If anything, hoping for an attractive woman who would also be kindhearted and/or accepting of people who enjoy nerd hobbies, let alone enjoy said hobbies themselves, is the unrealistic standard here, and I have experienced it first hand. I tried my best to hide my nerd hobbies away from attractive women (and all attractive women are in the popular crowd). However, the time I tried to hang out with them after they somehow found out about my nerd hobbies, they completely disposed of me like I was nothing to them. And I will definitely need to act on it fast because I don't have much time (less than 1 year left) before graduation, which means if I am not rich after college, I will never be able to even talk to attractive women ever again. I genuinely think you're being ironic, but if you aren't then rip. If you're not then you are obviously thinking too much into things. I've met plenty of people who enjoy the things you do, popular people probably also do too. Take a look into a different area to why women don't find you attractive. I'd personally say low confidence since you are completely changing yourself for a stupid reason. Or maybe you don't have proper hygiene, but I can guarantee it's not your hobbies. |
flowerfish said: IronicExArmFan said: If anything, hoping for an attractive woman who would also be kindhearted and/or accepting of people who enjoy nerd hobbies, let alone enjoy said hobbies themselves, is the unrealistic standard here, and I have experienced it first hand. I tried my best to hide my nerd hobbies away from attractive women (and all attractive women are in the popular crowd). However, the time I tried to hang out with them after they somehow found out about my nerd hobbies, they completely disposed of me like I was nothing to them. And I will definitely need to act on it fast because I don't have much time (less than 1 year left) before graduation, which means if I am not rich after college, I will never be able to even talk to attractive women ever again. I genuinely think you're being ironic, but if you aren't then rip. If you're not then you are obviously thinking too much into things. I've met plenty of people who enjoy the things you do, popular people probably also do too. Take a look into a different area to why women don't find you attractive. I'd personally say low confidence since you are completely changing yourself for a stupid reason. Or maybe you don't have proper hygiene, but I can guarantee it's not your hobbies. We gotta rap some Pokemon. You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part. Let's get it on! I want to be the best there ever was. To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! I'll search across the land, look far and wide. Release from my hand the power that's inside. Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! Ow! Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far. We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work! Breaktime's over, here we go! Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Pokemon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon At least 150 or more to see. To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips. It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go. Now it gets tricky, so listen real good! Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon! yeeaahh!! Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all oooooooooh Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all... Pokemon! |
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| I was in the "popular crowd" in college... Idk where you live but no one's lives were carefree in college. The workload was heavy and there was always drama. You have some truely problematic ideas about "attractive" women that I think you need to sort out before you try to date anyone. Please seek help. Really the only advice I can give to fitting in is to be genuine. No one likes a fake person. Most people in my "popular crowd" were into some form of art and/or psychology (though I think some people were only interested in art to use the art facilities to hang out in) so maybe take up one of those as a hobby. |
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| Just act cool and be good at sports. That would probably help |
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Meusnier said: Everything is wrong in your post [...] Indeed...so wrong that I feel this individual is a lost cause. IronicExArmFan said: Feel free to believe what you want. But don't come crying to me once life after college leaves you in a horrible state of trauma because of all the points I mentioned being backed by reality. It's not a matter of belief. The claims you are making are simply not true, and they are so ridiculous that you're really not worth my time. And by the way, I'm far older than you. I haven't been in college since 2006. |
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IronicExArmFan said: If you really did leave college in 2006 and jumped into the workforce, you surely have felt the absolute pain of the post-college world where you can no longer have fun, friendships, nor romantic relationships with attractive women as a result of not being rich. Utter nonsense. Literally billions of people have done the things you claim to be impossible. Most attractive women do not exclusively befriend or date rich men, and countless beautiful women don't have a problem with nerd hobbies. There are many millions of them who are into nerd hobbies themselves. I personally know a number of female members of this website...girls into anime, gaming and so on...and I can assure you that plenty are beautiful. |
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| It's quite simple fitting in with the popular crowd, the key to it is to just be more attractive than you are right now. Don't take my advice though, here I thought buying nice clothes required money rather than popularity, so I might just be wrong on everything. |
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| Best case scenario is this thread will be a massive source of embarrassment for you in five to ten years from now. |
| oh fucking god I hate this. I mean I can always fake a facade and handle them just fine, but I hate it. I'm not even an introvert but those popular college mfs drain my energy. They're so ridiculously outgoing. They'd try to fill in every air of silence with increasingly worthless small talks. I'm fine with small talks btw, but like everything else, there needs to be a limit. Partying once in a while, engulfing in nonsense and completely turning your brain off, can be ok from time to time. But blending into that kind of crowd without knowing anyone is exhausting, so I never do that. I just sort of know a bunch of people beforehand, which makes it easier in any event filled with crowds. Also "expensive clothes, etc."? Seriously? Where do you study? College students are broke af. I'm not saying everyone can't afford expensive stuffs but they just wouldn't on a regular basis. It's not something particularly striking to be worth mentioning. Though if you ask me would I rather that or just about anything else I'd probably pick the latter. |
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| First rule of being the cool kid: Don't hang out in MAL. Those party people you want to associate with hang out in platforms like Instagram, Tinder and Tiktok. I wouldn't waste my time arguing with people in here if I were you. |
SadMadoka said: Meusnier said: Everything is wrong in your post [...] Indeed...so wrong that I feel this individual is a lost cause. IronicExArmFan said: Feel free to believe what you want. But don't come crying to me once life after college leaves you in a horrible state of trauma because of all the points I mentioned being backed by reality. It's not a matter of belief. The claims you are making are simply not true, and they are so ridiculous that you're really not worth my time. And by the way, I'm far older than you. I haven't been in college since 2006. Indeed, but I will still try do my best to stop a school shooting. IronicExArmFan said: Meusnier said: Your obsession with "gorgeous women" paired with your hatred of women ("all non-rich women are also hideous after college, because all non-rich post-college women stop caring about their appearances in their entirety at that stage in life") are uncanny. Everything is wrong in your post, but let me point out the obvious: "because after college, it's impossible for non-rich people to spare time nor money for any fun or nor friendships." Nonsense, if you work a normie 8 hours a day job, that still leaves plenty of time for your hobbies and friends. "all non-rich women are also hideous after college, because all non-rich post-college women stop caring about their appearances in their entirety at that stage in life" Hum, no. Caring about yourself and being rich are at best loosely correlated. You have never talked to a woman over 30 in your life or what? Have you ever talked to a woman? Do you believe women have a soul? Do you believe in soul? Do you believe in God? "As a man who isn't rich who is trying his hardest on all fronts to fit in to the popular crowd in college, I don't want to suffer the fate of no longer being able to even talk to gorgeous women ever again without ever having had memorable experiences with the popular crowd." You are trying to cater to the poor taste of the populace, while they should be the ones looking for your friendship. Or perhaps you are just another colourless sheep. Those gorgeous women shall always stay outside of your reach. You remind of of Bardamu dreaming of the American life and women only to meet a miserable fate. Actually, normie jobs do not allow time nor money to spare for fun nor friendships. Outside of work, there are tremendous amounts of respobilities that eat away your time and money such as taxes, house chores, refueling, grocery shopping, etc, and eventually, you will be left with no surplus money nor time to spend on what you want. In other words, to spare time and/or money for fun, friendships, and chances with gorgeous women after college, I MUST be rich. Otherwise, my schedule, along with responsibilities that come with the post-college world will not allow me to do that. All my teachers are above 30, and I was looking at my teacher bios in the faculty page of my college campus. Among my female teachers, the youngest actual age was 33 years old but the youngest lookalike age (as in the age they look like) would be around 75. Thats how much post-college non-rich women show blatant disregard towards their looks, and that is why college is the last chance I will ever have at ever talking to, let alone befriending or dating gorgeous women. It's far, far better to please the crowd that has all the gorgeous women on the campus (a.k.a the popular crowd) than it is to not change to fit in with the consequences being that I will continue to be viewed in a negative light and as a "loser" by said crowd for the rest of my college tenure and bear the guilt of missing out on the most sought after fun experiences in college for the rest of my life. Okay, adult speaking here. Filling in taxes is once a year and does not take more than an hour or two unless you are very rich but then just hire a lawyer to do the work for you. Same with chores and groceries (that I already had to deal with as a student lol), I still had time for sports and reading even when I was working 12 hours a day, so... And about your last point, if you believe that so much, then I hope that you took the right major to achieve this goal. So what, your professors are not all very pretty? Stop with this caricature, I know for sure that all those women in their 30s cannot look 75... Even amongst top academics who spend their lives at work, you will find plenty of attractive women; just look up the last Nobel prizes and the unique Fields medal (Charpentier, Doudna, Mirzakhani, etc). Now please take a statistics lecture in college to realise that the pretty women that you see in the streets everyday cannot all be rich. You seem really really far gone to think that those observations have any validity in real life. I hope that you can change your mind when you start working for some companies and reassess these inaccurate statistical observations. Or rather, those non-existent statistical observations. If you are faking your interests, all interactions born out of your deceptions with be based on a false premise and those friendships and relationships will eventually collapse. Life does not stop after high school or after college, you have time. Elliot Rodger was only 22 years old when he had lost hope about getting a girlfriend, and that was honestly sadder than pathetic. Why would one think so? There is no rational reason for that. Life is not a race where things are over if you are not married to a girl in your early twenties, have a mortgage with her and your first child on the way... |
IronicExArmFan said: MadHobbit2 said: The "real world experiences" of a single individual, whose social skills are probably below average, aren't evidence of anything but confirmation bias. Where are your statistics on the success of post-college relationships? Where's the data? Because from what I've seen, plenty of people are able to find partners in their late 20's and 30s. I've got my own data to back up that claim as well: https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/dating-after-college-advice https://www.readunwritten.com/2019/03/12/harsh-reality-relationship-after-college/ https://moderngentlemen.net/relationship-statistics/ As a matter of fact, it seems that forming relationships in college leads to LESS success in the long term. Your second claim is even more ludicrous. You're trying to tell me that not a single female in the ENTIRE WORLD enjoys anime, manga, video games, and nerd hobbies? What about the 126 million League of Legends players world-wide? Do you think every single one of them are male? What about all the voice actors who work in the anime industry? Do all of them secretly hate anime or something? I dunno what your standards for "attractive" are, but if you don't think these women are attractive your standards are just too damn high https://myanimelist.net/people/43793/Ryan_Bartley https://myanimelist.net/people/37519/Brianna_Knickerbocker https://myanimelist.net/people/10073/Emily_Neves https://myanimelist.net/people/489/Cristina_Valenzuela And here are some Japanese voice actors just in case you're a sub elitist https://myanimelist.net/people/11297/Inori_Minase https://myanimelist.net/people/11184/Nao_Touyama https://myanimelist.net/people/4/Aya_Hirano https://myanimelist.net/people/8662/Asami_Imai Even if you try to double-back and claim that "I didn't mean ALL women, only MOST of them, too few to bother trying" that's basically telling me you've given up and are resigned to your narrow, ignorant view of the world forever. Women like this are out there, you just don't live in the right area, or aren't looking hard enough/in the right places, or (more likely) there's something about your personality that drives women away from you. This isn't a problem with women, it's a problem with you. You took it as "all women hate nerd hobbies and the people who enjoy Saud hobbies" but you forgot the keyword: attractive Also, what's the point of forming relationships when people are too serious about their jobs to the point that they stop caring about having fun, being attractive, and/or having memorable sexual experiences (a.k.a what's the point of forming relationships after college graduation)? If I am gonna be totally honest, attractive women in the anime industry are only in it because it was the highest-paying option they could find, not out of love for the anime. I mean I don't have any problem with people joining the industry in a nerd hobby solely for the money, but it grinds my gears when they pretend to actually enjoy said hobbies. I have seen so many interviews with attractive female members of the anime industry and I could sense that they were secretly wanting to leave the anime industry with as little drama as possible to find a new career. So what about all the "attractive" (I put attractive in quotes here because they may or may not conform to your standards of attractiveness) female streamers who play video games on stream for 6-8 hours every day? The Pokimanes, the Valkyraes, everyone from Offline TV, etc.? Is every single one of them in it for the money and nothing else? Keep in mind that most of these individuals began streaming video games before streaming was a financially lucrative endeavor. What were they doing it for before then? Because they had nothing better to do with their lives? C'mon, you're being obtuse here; what's more likely: that every single attractive female in the world is pretending to be interested in nerd hobbies for the money, or that some (dare I say the vast majority) of them actually enjoy those things? To put it another way: WHY would every attractive female hate nerd hobbies? What's the correlation between those things? And if you really think all the attractive females in the anime industry secretly hate anime, then I'd suggest looking up the salaries of these voice actors, especially those in the dubbing community, because I can guarantee you it's pathetically low in comparison to pretty much any other job. In fact, before companies like Funimation and Crunchyroll became well-established, dubbing anime was literally only done for the fun of it, and there were most certainly attractive females involved in it back then. Japan has it better, but voice acting in Japan is a respectable and illustrious career choice. You might as well claim that EVERYONE only takes jobs because of the money, and that idea is so insipid that I won't even begin to consider arguing against it. I dunno what interview videos you've seen, but I can recommend you a few right now that prove you wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPFt1B7xVms (especially this one) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJC7OFPPep4&ab_channel=AnthonyPadilla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm0U9G4dj60 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIyvpqOYI0&ab_channel=NobitafromJapan EDIT: Also found this one, which isn't an interview with a female voice actor, but the person who runs the channel doing the interviews is an attractive female who's into anime and cosplay (proof on her instagram); there are probably a lot more of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwoXOEdMp8w&ab_channel=SloanTheFemaleOtaku |
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| why did you think to ask mal neets? but fr i doubt you would be able to give up anime to fit in with the "popular crowd". |
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IronicExArmFan said: MadHobbit2 said: So what about all the "attractive" (I put attractive in quotes here because they may or may not conform to your standards of attractiveness) female streamers who play video games on stream for 6-8 hours every day? The Pokimanes, the Valkyraes, everyone from Offline TV, etc.? Is every single one of them in it for the money and nothing else? Keep in mind that most of these individuals began streaming video games before streaming was a financially lucrative endeavor. What were they doing it for before then? Because they had nothing better to do with their lives? C'mon, you're being obtuse here; what's more likely: that every single attractive female in the world is pretending to be interested in nerd hobbies for the money, or that some (dare I say the vast majority) of them actually enjoy those things? To put it another way: WHY would every attractive female hate nerd hobbies? What's the correlation between those things? And if you really think all the attractive females in the anime industry secretly hate anime, then I'd suggest looking up the salaries of these voice actors, especially those in the dubbing community, because I can guarantee you it's pathetically low in comparison to pretty much any other job. In fact, before companies like Funimation and Crunchyroll became well-established, dubbing anime was literally only done for the fun of it, and there were most certainly attractive females involved in it back then. Japan has it better, but voice acting in Japan is a respectable and illustrious career choice. You might as well claim that EVERYONE only takes jobs because of the money, and that idea is so insipid that I won't even begin to consider arguing against it. I dunno what interview videos you've seen, but I can recommend you a few right now that prove you wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPFt1B7xVms (especially this one) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJC7OFPPep4&ab_channel=AnthonyPadilla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm0U9G4dj60 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIyvpqOYI0&ab_channel=NobitafromJapan EDIT: Also found this one, which isn't an interview with a female voice actor, but the person who runs the channel doing the interviews is an attractive female who's into anime and cosplay (proof on her instagram); there are probably a lot more of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwoXOEdMp8w&ab_channel=SloanTheFemaleOtaku Here is the thing: those Pokimanes, those Valkyraes, they only joined in when streaming was a lucrative deal. Before streaming became a viable money maker, no attractive women played a part in it. Why would all attractive women hate nerd hobbies, you ask? It's rather simple. Said hobbies are associated with losers in life (to the point where they're sometimes even called "incel hobbies") and attractive women would never want to associate with losers in life. It would drastically worsen their reception among the popular crowd, who get to indulge in the most luxurious, most grandiose, the wildest, and the most sought after fun possible. As for the anime and/or video game voice acting, attractive women never joined in on the career until after voice acting became a lucrative deal, both original and dubbing. That explains why attractive women are in the anime and/or video game voice acting industry are common now. Back then, they weren't common in the slightest. In other words, during the infancy of careers relating to nerd hobbies, attractive women never wanted to play a part in it. It's after they became respectable money makers that attractive women joined in. In conclusion, attractive women don't enjoy the hobbies at all (understandably so as unfortunately, said hobbies are associated with losers in life). It's the money that pulls them in (again, understandably so). Except that's not true lol. Pokimane's first stream was in 2013 (source) and Valkyraes first began sharing her gaming hobby on Instagram in 2014 (source). Streaming on Twitch didn't start becoming profitable until 2015 at the very earliest, after it was bought by Amazon. So you're factually wrong on that front. Not to mention there are hundreds of attractive female streamers on Twitch now who rarely top 100 viewers, yet they stream consistent video game content every week. Are they in it just for the money? Hell no, they're not making any lol. They stream video games because they want to, because it's fun. If you're trying to insinuate that attractive women wouldn't enjoy video games even if they did play them, then you're completely delusional. You've just made a few sweeping generalizations ("video games are associated with losers in real life") and beelined to the conclusion you wanted to believe because it's the easiest and most convenient for your situation. What's it going to take to get you to believe that attractive women CAN and DO enjoy video games and anime? Do I need to give you the contact info of my female friends so you can hear it directly from their own mouths? Should I sneak some cameras into random peoples' houses so I can send you video footage of attractive females playing video games for no other reason than personal enjoyment? I see you also completely ignored my point about anime dubbers making crap money, so I'll reiterate it here: anime dubbing is NOT a lucrative job. It's the kind of job where you live paycheck to paycheck and pick up side jobs because you can't afford the monthly bills. I.e. the only reason anyone does it is because they sincerely love doing it. This is true even in Japan where voice acting is well-respected. You think Hana Kanazawa or Daisuke Ono are living it up making piles of money? They don't live in mansions, they live in single-room apartments working their asses off. Working on anime, in any capacity, is first-and-foremost a passion project. Sure you get paid for it, but it's certainly not money you can live on. |
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| how the hell is this still on, it's hilarious, op even believes that those popular guys will gift him designer clothes just because |
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| @ya_hallo No offense, I know you are trying to be funny, but if you keep on spamming pokemon songs in threads I'm gonna have to report your posts to the moderators. It clutters up the threads and makes it difficult to read. If you post it once, fine, but please, don't do it over 10 or 20 posts or whatever you are doing. It is against the rules and you can be temporarily banned for it. @SuicideMaster @Milzol @xx-ludis @Meusnier Seriously, cut it out with the Elliot Rodger and school shooter jokes. Its not funny, and its not helping anyone. Calling somebody another Elliot Rodger just because they are awkward and haven't learned lessons that you've already learned is seriously fucked up. None of us have good social skills on this website, don't crucify the OP just because his social skills are worse then yours. @IronicExArmFan Where your head is at right now, believe me, there was a time in college that I thought just like you. I insisted that college was supposed to be the greatest 4 years of your life. I thought that college was supposed to be a paradise where you got to talk with and experience physical intimacy with pretty girls every day. I thought that college girls were uniquely attractive and that they wouldn't be as attractive when I graduated. I always thought that life after college was going to be boring, that I'd no longer have chances to meet girls, that I'd forever regret it if I didn't get "the authentic college life." But, I've half experienced what you want to experience. I didn't get to have the success with girls you are hoping to have, but I did pretty much everything else, I got to drink a lot, I smoked decent amount of weed, went to a lot of parties with loud music and dozens of people dancing in a dark room. Send me a private message, I don't know where you live in the US, but I know places in my state where you can literally just walk into parties, you don't need to know anyone, and get the type of parties you want to experience. I went to a very well known party school, the parties thrown by fraternities in the opening week at the college I went to was well known for being open to anyone. And yes, they act exactly how you think they are gonna act. Either that or I could take you to some nightclubs down by the beach. The people going to these clubs are almost exclusively college age and I can tell you that it feels almost exactly like a college house party. I don't know how much experience you've had with these types of environments, but if you're really desperate, and you are willing to travel, I can bring you to some over the summer time. I'm only offering this to you because I believe you need some of these experiences in order to understand that its probably not gonna go as well as you are hoping it will. I'm also offering because when I was in the same spot as you were, I didn't feel like anybody really understood what I was going through and I ended up having to go through it alone, I don't want that for you. I want you to graduate college knowing that college is not the make it or break it moment of your life. As far as answering your question goes... Its impossible, you are either bred to be one of those people or you're not. If you are asking this question, then you're not one of those people. I'm sorry to tell this to you, but this is why its important to accept yourself for who you are. Nobody can be you but you, whereas the popular kids, they are all putting on an image for each other and it drives them partially insane having to constantly keep that image up. I stopped feeling jealous of the popular kids once I realized that many of them are just as unhappy, hopeless, and miserable as we are, they're just very good at faking appearances and pretending to be happy whereas we are not good at that part. Many of them can very easily get short term hookups with the opposite sex but cannot keep a quality partner around to save their lives. They are constantly bouncing from person to person because they are never satisfied with who they have, they either think there's somebody better out there or they cannot attract somebody who is actually a good girlfriend/boyfriend and just attract shallow people chasing after popularity and social status. |
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Ryuk9428 said: @SuicideMaster @Milzol @xx-ludis @Meusnier Seriously, cut it out with the Elliot Rodger and school shooter jokes. Its not funny, and its not helping anyone. Calling somebody another Elliot Rodger just because they are awkward and haven't learned lessons that you've already learned is seriously fucked up. None of us have good social skills on this website, don't crucify the OP just because his social skills are worse then yours. Who said that I was joking? I am dead serious here, the OP is lost in his own little world made up God knows where, and takes things way too tragically. "Oh no, in a year, I will not be able to meet pretty girls ever again, help me!" How do you come to believe that? Get help. Calling somebody another Elliot Rodger just because they are awkward and haven't learned lessons that you've already learned is seriously fucked up. This is more than awkward, he has an uncanny faith in his delusions. There is no lessons to learn for anyone who interacted with more than ten people in his life knows better than that. Life does not stop after school, and most people marry over 30... None of us have good social skills on this website, don't crucify the OP just because his social skills are worse then yours. Nice little projection you made here, Ryuk. My social skills are just fine, not everyone has issues keeping eye contact with people, engaging in small talks and not doing weird things with their bodies when they speak... My issue is not with his social skills but with his irrational mindset. He seems to have contracted Incelid-21, and I do not think that someone like you who seems to be still suffering from Incelid-19 can help much about it. Rather than a crucifixion, what he needs is an electroshock. His delusions are no different from chuunibyou or the laughable conspiracy theories you believe in yourself. |
| @Milzol I mean, I get it. I constantly try to tell people here to be more comfortable with being unpopular. But Elliot Rodger comparisons are in really poor taste. IronicExArmFan said: @Ryuk9428 Well, college is indeed supposed to be the paradise where women are at their absolute hottest and it is the last chance where non rich men can have any fun, friendships, romantic relationships, and/or free sex (consentual) with said hot women. After college, non-rich men can never have any of these for massive reasons: 1. Because of the work schedule and the countless responsibilities that eat away at our time and money, it's impossible to have any fun or friendships, and frankly, no non-rich people care about having fun, friendships, romance, and/or sex anymore. 2. Because of the lack of a popular crowd, non-rich women gladly let themselves go and all become hideous beyond belief, none looking like they are younger than 75 years of age! 3. Economic barriers now apply to social interaction, so if you aren't rich, you can't talk to rich people outside of business meetings, meaning you can never talk to attractive women ever again. So, because you sound like you already graduated college, how is the absolute hell that is life after college? And if I were to accept myself for who I am and ignore the fact that I have only one year left of college (which means that I only have one year left of ever being able to have fun, friendships, and chances with attractive women) then I would truly be miserable and leave college with regrets that will haunt me for the rest of my life. So yes, college is and will always be the make or break stage of life. Because after that, it only goes downhill and all that awaits is hell. I would rather fake it to make it to the popular crowd (where all the gorgeous women and the most sought after fun are) than be myself and waste my last year on studies (something that the popular crowd does not care about). People who chase after popularity and/or social status are far, far more fun to be with than those who don't, because they actually care about having fun and want to escape the losers' alliance. In the end, post-college success does not matter unless you are rich, because without extreme wealth, attractive women are completely out of reach and only ugly women can be talked to outside of business meetings. All that matters is popularity (as in positive popularity among the popular crowd. Losers do not matter) success in college, because even if you enter the hell that is life after college as a non-rich man, at least you will have made tremendous memorable experiences in college that can never be lived ever again. Personally, I am enjoying my post-college life significantly more then I enjoyed my college life. In college, I thought along the lines you did until the last two years. At that point, I felt trapped in college, I didn't want to be there anymore but I felt like I had already committed to it and thus needed to finish it. I can tell you that I never dated any girl in college, however, I did date a fairly cute girl who was 27 years old that I met at the beach one summer. It was in my college years, but there is no reason why I could not have found her today. The problem with life in college is that you have no real money and nobody else does either. This severely limits your options in terms of things you can do and it makes it a lot more difficult to get other people to agree to things as well because often they can't afford it. All entertainment in high school and college has to be really cheap or else you can't get anyone to do it. A lot of the things you think you can only do in college are definitely possible after college. I actually went on a spring break vacation for the first time this past year. And I don't think my experience would've been any different had I done it in college, I went to the same nightlife venues that the college students were going to. That's another thing you don't seem to be accounting for, a lot of nightclubs are 18+ and get filled with the college crowd if you want to date a college girl really badly. But the thing about the post-college life is that you can do these things anywhere in the world that you want to whereas during college, you are stuck in your own location. Girls also tend to like guys who are older then them, so you would definitely not be the first person who's 24 or 25 years old to date a girl who's in college. Hell some guys date college girls even in their 30s. If you have a lot of money that makes it especially easier. In previous posts, you seem to have a thing against potentially paying for these things but I think you're just gonna have to get over that. I mean, wanting to date gorgeous girls is admittedly a superficial trait. Which, is okay, all of us are superficial on some level... Its like I said, I really think you should just invest in making a lot of money and going to strip clubs and international brothels. I've discovered that paying for it gives you a lot more options then trying to get it for free. If you are willing to pay for it, you can sleep with some of the most gorgeous girls you've ever seen. I'd say the most important step you need to take though is to stop caring what others think of you, stop caring about being popular, stop caring if girls like you or not. The only people who's opinions should matter to you are your family's, your friends', and your wife's when you get one. If all you are looking for is sex, then just pay for it. Its so much more simple then trying to get free sex just to boost your ego. |
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| Dating advice, huh? Keep in mind that this comes from a guy who are pretty nerdy but pretty wealthy as well, and have pretty average looks. First and foremost, value yourself. Do self-care to yourself, value your own time, don't treat women like shit like how all those PUAs might have done, but also don't put them on a pedestal that makes it as if you worth nothing. You can work out, buy yourself a neat looking outfit, and so on. Doesn't need to be the expensive ones either, just the neat and cool looking is enough. I don't even go to the gym when I work out. I just use things around me. Second, try to socialize. It requires time to be skilled at that but you gotta train for it. Once you're adept at socializing, it will be nice. Don't be shy to talk about anything that comes to mind when you went out with girls, and try not looking awkward. Just be calm and composed. Probably it would also be better to start hanging out with couple of friends (boys and girls) first before asking out for a personal date. Third, don't aim instantly for those model looking girls. Looks aint everything and to be fair, most girls would be lookin good once they apply makeups. Personality is all that matters. Fourth, try asking out in a decent but rather cheap places you like. This is to test whether that girl likes you because of your personality or simply just being a gold digger. Unless you have all the bux to spend for her and wanted to spoil her, I suggest that it would be really better if they like you due to your personality instead of simply because of your wealth. This is also why I ended breaking up with my 2nd ex, because she's only interested in my money apparently. Lastly, once you got close enough and idk, probably the time you started idk having fun in bed perhaps, try explore what kind of sexual stuff you and she likes. Use vibrator maybe, etc. Don't rush for the sex as well, I got my first when I'm already 23 with my first ex tbh. Desperation only hinders you to actually get the thing. Also to be fair if you only want sex with pretty looking girls instead of trying to have an actual two-sided relationships, just forget about all that I've said and just rent a hooker. Costs lesser than those time and money you spend for dating, and you got what you want right off the bat. |
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| This is probably the most I've laughed at a thread in a while. Good shitposting fellas. |
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| If you were good looking , you would be hanging out with that crowd , it would have happened naturally. |
| @IronicExArmFan I can't pretend I am not from a pretty well off family. That's probably given me some advantages but not as much as you'd think. A friend of mine was able to go on the same trip with me and he is lower middle class. All you really have to do is keep living with your parents and save most of what you make. What makes you think a vacation is more affordable while you're in college then after it? Why would you not have fun paying a girl for sex? Sex workers feel the same as any other girl does. The girl I dated was definitely not rich at all. Her house was barely above the level of a slum house. It was smaller then this...  |
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| you are such a weirdo man. just be yourself and stop trying to fake a personality to appeal to women. i promise you will be happier |
| Just be yourself? Where's the fun in having fun while wearing a mask. If a girl got interested in you and let's assume that you two somehow dated. It will be better if she fall for who you are not for who they want you to be. Live the life you want not live the life you're programmed to be. or just better luck next time in your next life |
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