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Jan 30, 2014 4:17 PM

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It would be creepy especially if it comes from someone you don't know so well
Jan 30, 2014 4:21 PM

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Dope. Send me a vid.....
Jan 30, 2014 4:24 PM

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Gomenesai said:
If I don't know her, I'll be flattered, but simultaneously feel creeped out, because that's too good to be true.

If I know her, again; I'll be flattered, but I'll probably emit some aura of awkwardness.

If it's a dude, I'm out. No chance. I don't mind homosexuals, I have some homosexual friends, but I'd rather they kept their distance away from me, if they showed signs of affection.

^Basically this, and I'm also adding Kokoro Connect to my PTW.
Jan 30, 2014 4:30 PM
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Litrydow said:
I'd say the person is a sinner because masturbation is wrong and she will go to hell unless she repents.
Bahaha! I want the opportunity to say that now.
Jan 30, 2014 4:31 PM
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I'd give them the thumbs up.
Jan 30, 2014 4:43 PM

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Depends on the person.
Jan 30, 2014 4:46 PM

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Elphe said:
Just when you thought MAL couldn't get creepier. This thread .


You always get weird posts on this site
Jan 30, 2014 4:49 PM
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come-shotz said:
Cupquake said:
Let's see, I have masturbated to guro several times. That's probably the worst
Dude try coprophilia it's awesome.


u wot m8
"The mind is better off free, rather than in chains."

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Jan 30, 2014 4:50 PM

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I masturbated to SSJ's gore spam pics
Jan 30, 2014 4:50 PM

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i would be indifferent
RRRRRRRRRR
Jan 30, 2014 4:59 PM

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Flattered, it took a lot of courage to come out and say that.
Jan 30, 2014 5:01 PM

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I'd be flattered and say "you don't have to masturbate anymore, because now you've got the real thing".
Shoot first, think never.
Jan 30, 2014 6:10 PM

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I'd ask them to stop.
Jan 30, 2014 6:16 PM

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I've had one person before tell me this. They were very attractive, so it stuck in my mind and I also did it back to them as a favor. (y)
Jan 30, 2014 6:27 PM

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I'd be creeped out for sure but... maybe kinda flattered, and if its a hot girl I'd be scared but also like "That's hot. Awesome."
Jan 30, 2014 6:29 PM

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RichardSherman said:
come-shotz said:
Cupquake said:
Let's see, I have masturbated to guro several times. That's probably the worst
Dude try coprophilia it's awesome.


u wot m8


It's actually pretty hot....girl with her guts hanging out getting fucked...irresistable
Jan 30, 2014 6:30 PM
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What's funny is that for the girls around here most of the guys that know you do already. They just don't tell you.
Jan 30, 2014 6:41 PM

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I'd go tsundere.
Jan 30, 2014 6:51 PM

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indifferent, I know all the hoes are fingering to thoughts of me anyway.
I have really funny thoughts that no one will get to hear.
Jan 30, 2014 6:54 PM
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Woman? Flattered. Man? Completely grossed out and pissed off.
Jan 30, 2014 6:56 PM

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I take that last post back. I would pop a boner and say "YEAHHHH? I would like to know about YOUR SEXUAL HABITS"
I have really funny thoughts that no one will get to hear.
Jan 30, 2014 7:00 PM

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This thread...

I'd be creep out, that's for sure. But I might suddenly rape the person if that person is attractive.


Jan 30, 2014 7:01 PM

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MrsKotobuki said:
Woman? Flattered. Man? Completely grossed out and pissed off.


Whaaaaat? I am NOT gross when I wank. The male orgasm is a thing of beauty.

So inconsiderate!
Jan 30, 2014 7:01 PM

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I'd be immediately curious as to what they thought I was like. I'd think about how they imagined me as well.

I guess I would be slightly flattered, whoever they were.
Jan 30, 2014 7:06 PM

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May I join you next time?

I can see you


Jan 30, 2014 7:18 PM

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okazaki bbs i know you fap to me so its fine


no but to be honest it would be kinda creepy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)dont hate me cause you aint me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan 30, 2014 7:20 PM

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Rikku_chan76 said:
Flattered I guess.. though, it would depend on the person who's telling me.
Jan 30, 2014 8:23 PM

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Would probably fuck.

I mean, it's been a while. Since I was 16...

Jan 30, 2014 8:31 PM

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I'd prove my Tonka Truck was the toughest by using it to thoroughly pleasure my new friend. ;)

LuckyKotori said:
He even rated Bible Black higher than Fate/Zero.
Jan 30, 2014 8:33 PM
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Gomenesai said:
Anon1409 said:

What anime is that from?

Kokoro Connect, great series.

Kaka! I thought of that very same scene when I was replying to this thread earlier. Indeed, great series.
Jan 30, 2014 8:34 PM
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Jan 30, 2014 9:45 PM
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I would feel really happy.

Okazaki93 said:
Lastly, feel free to express any masturbation confessions you have, if you feel so inclined, just for fun. I personally have masturbated to MAL before. I've literally typed MyAnimeList.Net into a word document with size 72 font and some colorful word art and just masturbated to that. The thought of being able to record all your anime, rate them, chat with other users about anime, very freaking cool, kudos to Xinil and the good folks at MyAnimeList.net


I thought I was the only one.
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Jan 30, 2014 9:48 PM
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lol O-KAY.
Jan 30, 2014 10:04 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
"I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"t
Bang bang.
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And the best part is that no one can prove it wrong
The best part is that you somehow actually exist.
Jan 30, 2014 10:05 PM
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It's a natural thing it may be awkward but I would not make a big deal out of it.
Jan 30, 2014 10:07 PM

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Thanks but no thanks
Jan 30, 2014 10:39 PM

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Just pull a Dean Winchester right then and there - http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo48/theliteratelunatic/pudding.gif
Jan 30, 2014 10:43 PM

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I'd pull it out and masturbate in front of them...... :3
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Jan 30, 2014 10:44 PM

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It's only creepy if it's a stalker or a stranger. It's fine if they are a love interest or sex interest though.


Jan 30, 2014 10:48 PM
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l-lewd
Jan 30, 2014 10:51 PM

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Probably would freak out at first but would be okay afterwards ^_^

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Jan 30, 2014 11:02 PM

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i would feel....perplexed.
Jan 30, 2014 11:02 PM

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It takes a lot of courage to say something like that to another person. And it's probably extremely embarrassing for that person as well.

I know that feel because I've actually said that to a girl once and I basically avoided her for the rest of the day. It ain't easy man. She must have thought I was being a tease though.

If someone said that to me, I would also think she's just joking around. Then again, you never know. Everyone jacks off, that's no surprise.
Jan 30, 2014 11:20 PM

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Oh god...

Listen guys...never say this to a girl, unless you know her very very well and are very very sure that she'll accept it as a compliment.
"If you love someone
Follow your heart
Cause love comes once
If you’re lucky enough"
Jan 30, 2014 11:43 PM
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Nicole said:
Oh god...

Listen guys...never say this to a girl, unless you know her very very well and are very very sure that she'll accept it as a compliment.

It's already late
Jan 31, 2014 12:24 AM

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I'd be flattered as fuck.
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream!"

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Jan 31, 2014 12:40 AM

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Aoba said:
Rikku_chan76 said:
Flattered I guess.. though, it would depend on the person who's telling me.
Jan 31, 2014 1:00 AM

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I'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep.
Jan 31, 2014 1:05 AM

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I'd tell them that they have a poor taste.

I'm not even joking. I'm rather sure that that'd be my actual reaction to that.

But after the self-deprecation phase, it would depend on the person. As of now, there are probably 3-4 people who I could find as acceptable individuals even after revealing such a thing, so there's that.

All of which are half-familiar girls, by the way. None of the guys in my circle of friends is attractive enough to pull that off and except me to take it calmly.
Jan 31, 2014 1:23 AM

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I'd be surprised if someone can actually pull it off.
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