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Feb 28, 2015 2:51 PM
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Just like the title says.. Anything you would tell a kid that you wish somebody had told you when you were smaller?

(idk how shitty this thread is but mal is so dead today so there you go)
chuuzenjisFeb 28, 2015 3:28 PM
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Feb 28, 2015 2:55 PM
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To be aware of both his positive & negative aspects.
To value his values above anything else.
To be like himself.
& To fill himself with love.. I guess.

At this point, I should just adopt him -.-
Feb 28, 2015 2:56 PM
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Don't visit MAL or watch anime
Feb 28, 2015 2:56 PM
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Turn chat off in MMOs.
Feb 28, 2015 2:56 PM
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Considering the circumstances that the newborn child would be able to understand the advice that I would be able to give it then I'd saaaaaaaaayyyyyy......

Show more empathy towards your family, create a strong bond with them from an early age, or else it'll become harder to interact with them once you're an adult.

Online relationships are hard work.

Also, use an incognito tab when you're old enough to have a wank. It'll save you from having to explain your weird porn fetishes.

AlareiFeb 28, 2015 3:02 PM
Feb 28, 2015 2:59 PM
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Clear your browsing history before you get offline
Feb 28, 2015 2:59 PM
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sullynathan said:
Don't visit MAL or watch anime
Feb 28, 2015 3:00 PM
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Greatest piece of advice I ever got was to always question your authorities.
And always trust people to act the way they are and not how you want them to.
I've been here way too long...
Feb 28, 2015 3:03 PM
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go back inside, it isn't worth it

lol jk, everything I can possibly saw to lead them into a beautiful future and open minded-ness.
Feb 28, 2015 3:04 PM

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Don't visit chuuzenjis profile or your mind will become as lewd as hers >.<
Feb 28, 2015 3:05 PM

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i wish i'd cared a little bit more about studying french at school, and when in france
i didn't know about many of the resources and techniques i could have used, and i know many just didn't exist, but it would still have been good to look
but that's just my biggest regret
something better to communicate to newborns in general..
well, i don't know
perhaps the times i've messed up and got hurt are better lessons than simple explanations of how i messed up
if i never made any mistakes then i would never be able to sympathize with other people who do, or just have that extra bit of experience with the world and knowledge with which i can communicate about it

~ join the MAL suicide pact! ~ ~ ★☭★ ~ ~ embrace nuclear annihilation! ~
Feb 28, 2015 3:05 PM

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KawaiiWeeabz said:
Don't visit chuuzenjis profile or your mind will become as lewd as hers >.<


You say that like it's a bad thing ;)
Feb 28, 2015 3:07 PM

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Say fkin *quack* or *oink* instead of *GUGU GAGA* !!!!!
Feb 28, 2015 3:08 PM

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Alarei said:
KawaiiWeeabz said:
Don't visit chuuzenjis profile or your mind will become as lewd as hers >.<


You say that like it's a bad thing ;)


+1
Feb 28, 2015 3:09 PM

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Sakuyae said:
Say fkin *quack* or *oink* instead of *GUGU GAGA* !!!!!


#inspirational
Feb 28, 2015 3:12 PM

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GooGoo Gaga motherfucker.
Kenjataimu mode status: 恒久
Feb 28, 2015 3:12 PM

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Don't watch anime
It's a trap..
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Feb 28, 2015 3:12 PM

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i guess it would be useful to teach them to be communist buddhists like the dalai lama whilst they're still young

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Feb 28, 2015 3:13 PM

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Stay away from Call of Duty and other FPSes and learn or familiarize yourself with at least 1 other language and/or culture.


Feb 28, 2015 3:15 PM

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Hoppy said:
Stay away from Call of Duty and other FPSes and learn or familiarize yourself with at least 1 other language and/or culture.


/thread
Feb 28, 2015 3:16 PM

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5Wishes said:
go back inside, it isn't worth it
Exactly this.
I'm dead. Don't come looking for me.
Feb 28, 2015 3:29 PM
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nothing, considering that newborns can't speak walk or even have the slightest thought

edit: fucking changed the title (」゜ロ゜)」
Feb 28, 2015 3:32 PM

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Lol were copying reddit threads now

OT: Just be urself
Feb 28, 2015 3:35 PM

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CookieGawd said:
Lol were copying reddit threads now

OT: Just be urself


are we?? i was just looking for interesting things to talk about lmao
Feb 28, 2015 3:53 PM

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CookieGawd said:
Lol were copying reddit threads now


I'm surprised there is no The Fappening subforum yet.
Feb 28, 2015 4:43 PM

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Be happy
Feb 28, 2015 4:47 PM

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Take it fucking chill when you play with lego. You don't want those damn lego pieces under your feet
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Feb 28, 2015 4:48 PM

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Death lurks around every corner.
Feb 28, 2015 4:49 PM

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beware of imahnoob

Feb 28, 2015 4:58 PM
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Stick to me kid


Feb 28, 2015 6:27 PM

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sullynathan said:
Visit MAL or watch anime
Feb 28, 2015 6:42 PM

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I am not your father.
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Feb 28, 2015 6:44 PM

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never settle for just one chick
Feb 28, 2015 6:45 PM

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o123o said:
never settle for just one guy
Feb 28, 2015 6:45 PM
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I remember an older kid coming up to my friends and I in middle school, and saying, "Stay in school. Don't say f***." Truly words to live by.
Feb 28, 2015 6:46 PM

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"You're not as smart as you think you are, loser."
Feb 28, 2015 6:46 PM
Feb 28, 2015 6:48 PM

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Stick to primetime tv and reject any influence others may have on you regardless of the trust you appear to have in them.

Oh yeah and play football in highschool and college.

I'd then show them cherry picked pictures of late night otaku posts on MAL in places like the overrated/underrated club, it'd really hit home how obnoxious these people are and will probably traumatize the poor child.
Who's hiring?
Feb 28, 2015 6:48 PM

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Dont be an asshile. Thats my advice.
Feb 28, 2015 6:55 PM

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you better hand over the candy
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Feb 28, 2015 7:11 PM

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Never buy two Winnie The Pooh teddy bears to a chick who has a bf
Feb 28, 2015 7:40 PM

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To not be annoying in public places and don't mess with the spinning thing at Walmart when the cashier is bagging your parent's shit
Feb 28, 2015 8:08 PM

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To shut the fuck up when adults are trying to give them good advice.

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Mar 15, 2015 2:18 PM

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To cherish the things you have now, because the next thing you know it, all of it will be gone, and you will regret it
Mar 15, 2015 2:23 PM
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Zeally said:
beware of Immahnoob

+1
Mar 15, 2015 2:35 PM

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Girls only date douchebags
Mar 15, 2015 2:36 PM
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Eat all the sweets you can,while you can.
Mar 15, 2015 3:30 PM

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You'll never know as much as you think you do.
Mar 15, 2015 3:32 PM

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Don't watch anime and stay away from anything related to it.


Mar 15, 2015 3:33 PM
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somethingweird said:
Gholy said:

+1


I don't even know what that person said but i keep laughing everytime i see this.

He's notorious for defending pedophiles and lolicons
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