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Aug 15, 2016 6:23 AM

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Depends on how long she's going to stay....

If I know that she's not going to disappear the next day, then :
Smile happily to myself, softly brush her hair out of her beautiful sleeping face, give her a warm hug and just stay like that for a while. Then when she finally wakes up I'd genly greet her good morning with a soft kiss before slowly getting out of bed and make breakfast together to start off the day where we'll go on a romantic date a little bit later


However, if she doesn't have much time and can't stay here for long....
Proceed with the ecchi route and wake her up with some gentle groping. The rest is extra complex plot <3
Aug 15, 2016 6:26 AM

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1st check the no. of waifu in my bed

2nd if not all, go back sleep again to accomodate them all. If all are present, have some fun time that cannot be explained in words here.
Aug 15, 2016 6:29 AM

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i would fuck her nonstop, then, i will hug her as much as i can, then i realize i was fucking the God Damn Piillow
Aug 15, 2016 6:33 AM

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I would just sit and ruffle her hair forever.
Aug 15, 2016 6:38 AM

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well its not bad to dream from time to time.. ya know ill just panic to death after seeing her sleeping face. (sad) HAPPY END



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Aug 15, 2016 6:40 AM

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Oh look, it's another waifu thread I can't participate in. Maybe I need to just beat the odds and get myself a waifu.
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Aug 15, 2016 6:42 AM

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Uhh uhmm. . .what do i do? i didn't really like these waifu thing people talk 'bout. yeah they're beautiful. as a matter of fact, they were a lot more beautiful than girls in rl. that' 4 sure, right?

But human relationship between man and women, then their up and down in life throughout that relationship were a lot more beautiful than these waifu thingy people talk 'bout.

But hey, if i were allowed to imagine things. i'd love to wake up w/ one of Rudeus wife, exactly Sylphiette it is. then started a family w/ her and stay by her side throughout my life. and this is not 'ntr, since she doesn't meet Rudeus yet. but ohh. . .well xDD
Mushoku Tensei is the best harem light novel out there and Rudeus is my man'. . .
Aug 15, 2016 6:55 AM

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I will show her to everyone and say, "I told you, she's real".
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Aug 15, 2016 6:55 AM

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Gensan said:
Illyricus said:
True, true. They even have the same seiyuu, it was all coldly calculated.
Wait, really? i didn't know that.
All according to Keikaku.
Reinhard didn't be presented during the battle against the whale was also part of the keikaku...
Aug 15, 2016 7:01 AM
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Probably freak out because that would mean I had lost whatever is left of my sanity and had started hallucinating.
Aug 15, 2016 7:32 AM

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I don't have a waifu, so I would proceed with my day normally:)
Aug 15, 2016 7:43 AM

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Softly caress her body while whispering "my precious treasure" and have sex with her once she is awakened...and wonder about my sanity.

Hug her, I suppose.








Aug 15, 2016 8:33 AM

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It never proceeds to amazing me how many people on MAL are creepy.
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Aug 15, 2016 8:41 AM
fanservice<3

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i'd try my hardest not to rape her in her sleep

LOL in all seriousness, after i was done freaking out i'd have to wait till she woke up, after staring at her while slept and just go from there. i'd just try my best to please her, take her out, that kinda shit, then hopefully unlike in anime, you actually get to fuck her... lol i mean, she could obviously kick my ass, so i couldn't rush anything or piss her off too much

HaXXspetten said:
Smile happily to myself, softly brush her hair out of her beautiful sleeping face, give her a warm hug and just stay like that for a while. Then when she finally wakes up I'd genly greet her good morning with a soft kiss before slowly getting out of bed and make breakfast together to start off the day where we'll go on a romantic date a little bit later

Something like that maybe?


and then you'd let me fuck her, right? you know, since you say you "shouldn't want to do that" so ill do it for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aug 15, 2016 8:44 AM
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"I need to stop watching so much anime, it's infesting my dreams."
Aug 15, 2016 8:47 AM
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d-riveter said:
Uhh uhmm. . .what do i do? i didn't really like these waifu thing people talk 'bout. yeah they're beautiful. as a matter of fact, they were a lot more beautiful than girls in rl. that' 4 sure, right?

But human relationship between man and women, then their up and down in life throughout that relationship were a lot more beautiful than these waifu thingy people talk 'bout.

But hey, if i were allowed to imagine things. i'd love to wake up w/ one of Rudeus wife, exactly Sylphiette it is. then started a family w/ her and stay by her side throughout my life. and this is not 'ntr, since she doesn't meet Rudeus yet. but ohh. . .well xDD


Shut up Rudeus, you are drunk. Everyone knows Roxy is the best girl.
Aug 15, 2016 8:48 AM

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I don't have any waifus but if I woke up in a harem with all 10+ of my husbandos, I would be ecstatic to say the least.
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Aug 15, 2016 8:52 AM

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i will f*ck her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 15, 2016 8:58 AM

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cookies0 said:
d-riveter said:
Uhh uhmm. . .what do i do? i didn't really like these waifu thing people talk 'bout. yeah they're beautiful. as a matter of fact, they were a lot more beautiful than girls in rl. that' 4 sure, right?

But human relationship between man and women, then their up and down in life throughout that relationship were a lot more beautiful than these waifu thingy people talk 'bout.

But hey, if i were allowed to imagine things. i'd love to wake up w/ one of Rudeus wife, exactly Sylphiette it is. then started a family w/ her and stay by her side throughout my life. and this is not 'ntr, since she doesn't meet Rudeus yet. but ohh. . .well xDD


Shut up Rudeus, you are drunk. Everyone knows Roxy is the best girl.


I'm not 'gonna argue on who's the best girl in here @cookies0. but still my best waifu is Sylphiette since she accepted the polygamy Rudeus had been choosen and still be a good and devouted wife afterwards. it took a big heart juts to do that bruh.
Mushoku Tensei is the best harem light novel out there and Rudeus is my man'. . .
Aug 15, 2016 9:00 AM

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Klad said:
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@Klad oh really Oo? Damn I feel old now. For some reason I pictured you a bit older than that.

I'm not lending my waifu, are you high? She's not a puppet! See if you can salvage a soulless body or something like that...
A lot of people tend to tell me that, and it has become so usual that I am not surprised by it anymore :3 I appreciate it though

OH NO! Well, im stealing one of her clones without your consent. kthxbye


Hey, whatever happened to waifu equality?!!
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Aug 15, 2016 5:27 PM

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Aug 15, 2016 6:31 PM

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Nonstop Fakku time without breaks in between.
Aug 15, 2016 6:41 PM
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Morning sex is a nice way to start off the day
Aug 15, 2016 6:52 PM

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Jump on her and just stay in bed forever
Aug 15, 2016 9:26 PM

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"How did you get inside of my house?"
Aug 15, 2016 9:47 PM

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wondered how I got a waifu, bnot cuz im against the idea, morerely I havent been able to ever decide on one kawaii anime gurl.
Aug 15, 2016 10:12 PM
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It never proceeds to amazing me how many people on MAL are creepy .


i think the amount is beyond my imaginaton
Aug 15, 2016 11:37 PM

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Take off my pants. Surprise butt sex.
But it's important to remember that a movie review is subjective;it only gives you one person's opinion.

http://www.classzone.com/books/lnetwork_gr08/page_build.cfm?content=analyz_media&ch=30

It doesn't matter if you like LoGH,Monster etc.If you are a jobless or college/school dropout living in your mom basement, you are still an unintelligent loser. Taste in anime does not make you a better person.If elitist don't exist, casual pleb and shit taste also don't exist.
Aug 16, 2016 1:19 AM

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tied her with my tentacles, and rape her
Aug 16, 2016 1:40 AM
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I'll fap to her and then i'll f*ck her.
Still waiting for Half-Life 3...
Aug 16, 2016 1:50 AM
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I would kiss her, then make us breakfast, go out with her and have fun, come home, dinner and then have sex. Best Day of my life!
Aug 16, 2016 1:51 AM

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I dont do waifu stuff so im going to get no-one ;_; If i woke up Enma Ai next to me i would... let her sleep until she wakes up and then ask how did you get irl world :o
Aug 16, 2016 1:56 AM

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I would go rapemode on that bitch and put it in her ass
Aug 16, 2016 2:03 AM

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I would say "Enough anime for today" and then go back to sleep lol
Aug 16, 2016 2:03 AM
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Ignore her and start playing card games on my motorcycle.
Are you freaking kidding me, I would be jumping up and down with joy. (Quietly of course) and o/or f##cking her so hard.
Aug 16, 2016 2:54 AM

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First i would kiss her cheeks, them give a nice hug and do a breakfest to her in the bed...

Them i will wake up and cry


Aug 16, 2016 4:00 AM

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die instantly right there and explode

Aug 16, 2016 4:13 AM

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All these people talking about having sex with their waifus.We're all MAL users here, a blind elderly hooker wouldn't go near us, what makes you guys think your waifus would consent to having sex with ya?
Aug 16, 2016 4:17 AM
*hug noises*

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Erg_Orgy said:
All these people talking about having sex with their waifus.We're all MAL users here, a blind elderly hooker wouldn't go near us, what makes you guys think your waifus would consent to having sex with ya?
That's what makes them waifus

Though looking at your waifu with such lustful eyes makes you a terrible person to begin with but I guess that doesn't stop some people
Aug 16, 2016 4:21 AM

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I would wonder what kind of drugs i took.
Aug 16, 2016 5:29 AM

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I mean like are they 2D, a 3D version of the 2D character or a real person that looks a bit like the anime girl? I mean I imagine waking up with this random girl in my bed would be pretty damn weird.

Anime is good, fucking deal with it.
Aug 16, 2016 5:53 AM

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I choke her to death then sleep with her corpse... what guys? I'm normal, AREN"T I!?!?! <waves knife around insanely>
Aug 16, 2016 6:44 AM

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I'm gonna treasure her forever and beg her to not betray me for the rest of our lives.
Aug 16, 2016 7:05 AM

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Probably poke her face. If I actually touched her skin than I may consider going to a doctor, because clearly something isn't right in my head. O_O
Aug 16, 2016 7:22 AM

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souchan473 said:
Probably freak out because that would mean I had lost whatever is left of my sanity and had started hallucinating.


MonkeyDMike said:
I would say "Enough anime for today" and then go back to sleep lol


Royal-Guard-Reli said:
Probably poke her face. If I actually touched her skin than I may consider going to a doctor, because clearly something isn't right in my head. O_O


Basically these. Probably poke at her, pinch myself and see if other people can see her to confirm the reality of the situation.
Aug 16, 2016 8:51 AM

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In all seriousness, I don't even have a waifu, but if I did, I would be alarmed. This is someone you thought was purely fictional until you woke up. You've either suffered a mental breakdown or reality no longer makes sense. Assuming she's from a fantasy/sci-fi anime, she most likely has the power to kill you with ease. After confirming she was physically there, I'd probably wake her up immediately and try to kick her out. If she refused to leave, call the police, possibly getting them killed as they try to arrest her and destroying my life in the process because my house would become the center of a double homicide investigation.

...I gave that way too much thought.
Aug 16, 2016 9:46 AM

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Call the cops in the hope that they can help find the parents of that loli that apparently broke into my house overnight. Once the social workers take care of her I can take a deep breath and dedicate myself to 2D again.

Jk, I don't do 'waifus'.
I probably regret this post by now.
Aug 16, 2016 9:59 AM

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I would probably scream. Have you ever woken up and your arm is just numb? Yeah, it's fucking scary.
People who put MAL stats in their sigs are losers lol
Aug 16, 2016 10:00 AM

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Erg_Orgy said:
All these people talking about having sex with their waifus.We're all MAL users here, a blind elderly hooker wouldn't go near us, what makes you guys think your waifus would consent to having sex with ya?
Consent, haha. Good one.

I'd go back to sleep until the hallucinogens wore off.
Aug 16, 2016 10:08 AM

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Realize than in less than 10 minutes she will GTFO from my house because I'm cringy as fuck and I wouldn't be able to talk with her because she's a girl.
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