Eiken: Eikenbu yori Ai wo Komete

I never write reviews but for this Masterpiece I couldn't help myself!!
I am looking forward for a second Season this is the greatest Anime I have ever seen in my entire life! The Story was well executed and overall outstanding same goes for sound and character design. The Art is realistic especially the properties of the charcters! My Overall Enjoyment can't be described in words I couldn't sleep for the next 10 weeks because of how deep this anime was!
Overall I would say its a good 10/10.
I watched this Anime with Friends and they all agree with my Point of View that this is ... a real Masterpiece

In this 2 episode series, Densuke Mifune is a high school student who stumbles upon the love of his life, Chiharu Shinomone, and by stumble, I mean they bumped into each other and the first thing he stumble was her enormous F-Cup (yes, F-Cup!) breasts and so, he is forced to join the Eiken Club, where he's surrounded by many girls, also with enormous endowments.

Densuke is mostly what I mentioned about Koukin. He get aroused by pretty women but he gets nervous and fidgety. That's mostly it. All the other characters basically have no characteristics besides getting Densuke to sexually grab them and arouse ... them. Basically, it's man rape and he doesn't enjoy it that much. Also, what's it called when you take something but it gets out of hand?

Oh yeah, it's OVERKILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why in the hell does....a 6th grade girl.....has breasts the size of fucking basketballs? Why the purple-haired girl does only seems to eat only phallic-shaped foods? The bungee-jumping scene? That falling down scene which seems like Paul WS Anderson directed this? (Yeah, I'm letting Zack Snyder slide this time.) The yogurt slide? The chocoslide? Eels up the @&#*$! ? That sister of Chiharu whose mission in life is to get Densuke to fuck her? Everybody has to flash their asses? We get it!! You are fan service but there is something called SUBTLETY and nobody in here seems to know this.

For terms in all areas of animation, music, and especially both voice acting, let me just say this is the worst example of those: The animation is either being re-used for some occasion, the scenes of the ramen and yogurt that’s made to look like jizz…..yeah, that’s possibly from all the animators, creator, writer and the director. It’s either used for comedic effort and yet, it’s not funny at all, just shock for shock and it turns out lame.

The music is very forgetful, yes, they have beginning and ending songs but did you really remember those right out of the gate? The dub done by Media Blasters and using Arvintel Media Productions for the ADR work……big fucking dumb mistake as they are completely incompetent with the worst voice acting from voice actors who are actually good and yet it breaks my heart hearing Stephanie Sheh (under a different name by the way) voicing Chiharu as I know she has done better voice roles in her career. Hell, most people who watched and reviewed Kanokon know the dub voice acting was terrible.

You'll notice if you check my scores that, despite the terrible overall rating, I marked my enjoyment at an 8. Why you may ask?
Because this is a must-recommend for watching with friends while drunk off your ass. It's like witnessing a train wreck if said train was carrying a fresh shipment of badly animated anime titties.
I don't remember most of it to be honest. A scene where the main character and one of the booby boob girls going down a water slide does come to mind. Her foot quite literally ends up in his mouth while they squirm around in a 3 frame ... loop. I'll likely never forget that. Truly superb.

In my brief experience as a user of this website, I have yet to post a single review, however I can't let this slide. This thing is complete trash, and it wastes no time in reveling in its own filth. It's not even the concept of the show itself that cements its place as some of the worst anime I've ever seen. Trashy, exploitative anime, such as Highschool of the Dead or High School DxD, can be a good time, either by laughing at the ridiculous fanservice or through some legitimately likeable and fun characters. Eiken has neither of these things. As far as fanservice ... goes, it's almost insulting that they thought anyone past the age of twelve would find the character designs even remotely appealing. Hell, I think even twelve year olds would find this embarrassing. As for the characters, they are the most generic, bland ensemble that I have ever seen in an anime. All of them can be distilled into single word descriptions (sporty girl, shy girl, awkward girl). It's not even funny bad like some other anime. It just pissed me off. Heed my warning and don't go near this.

Warning possible Spoilers (Then again this is goddamn awful)

What went from simple curiosity changed into complete regret, if you watch this show then you really don't give a damn because trust me it is possibly the worst thing I've seen so far in anime and I've seen some messed up stuff.

The story is Godawful it goes from MC liking Girl then trying to get on her good side he gets into a few accidents she then hates him then a random douchebag shows and then the MC has to win her heart eurgh just kill me AND IT'S ONLY 2 EPISODES THAT'S HOW BAD THIS ... IS!!!

The characters are completely and utterly crap the female characters are just basically eye candy, but eye candy that's really bad and I mean really bad and the Male MC doesn't help either with his cowardly attitude.

The fan service is friggin ridiculous why would in anyone's mind find these women attractive it makes me feel like this came out of someone's nightmare the jiggle effects are goddamn stupid it is absurd and I was literally dying the whole way.

If you have any interest in watching this don't find something else seriously anything else is better than this piece of Garbage.

I just can't believe they made an anime about this, even though there are multiple anime that are better than THIS.
Okay, let's be truthful, I like the fan service parts, they were funny but they were creepy funny.
And that's it. This is not a masterpiece, it just sad and boring.
No, the saddest thing is, that this all happens in episode 1. THAT'S SAD!
Any, if you want to watched this disappointing anime than go ahead I won't stop you.

Story: 1
Art: 2
Sound: 1
Character: 2
... Enjoyment: 2
Overall: 2

Honestly, I seen way worst anime than this.

This anime is a masterpiece. I have no idea why it isn't more popular than it is. Highly realistic, it makes one think of their current standing in their own mind, and this anime helps raise self-esteem. Completely original, this anime delivers a fresh, positive message about the female body, as well as a reminder that not all men are total perverts. I especially love the world design; it reminds me of a magical land where anything you can dream is possible. All the characters are highly developed and interesting, and a great plot is to be expected from such ... a beautiful anime. The artwork is amazing, the soundtrack even better, and the entire anime is just something I would recommend to anyone out there looking for something short and sweet but leaves a lasting thought in your mind.
To be honest, this anime is actually pretty bad, everything is perverted, and all the girls have boobs the size of a Jell-o Mt. Everest. Everything is sexual, and it's kind of boring. Also, if your parents are going to be nearby when you are engrossed in this masterpiece painted by the likes of dung beetles, then you should probably steer clear, lest you get some... judgemental looks, to say the least. Also, if you are watching this on a Surface, be careful--if you close it, it will continue playing for a little while, and that will not work out in your favour--the "oohs" and "aahs" can be a little disconcerting for most parents.
If you're wondering why I rated the "Enjoyment" as a (10), then I'll tell you that it's because I had so much fun laughing at how terrible it was that I gave myself a stomachache. And yes, I have seen it twice--once because I heard it was horribly perverted and I was a curious child, and twice due to my friend nagging me to watch it with her (she didn't want to be caught at her house). This anime is basically your run-of-the-mill harem gone wrong.
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WARNING: Don't watch this at school if security can see your search history. Just... don't do it. You don't want to get interrogated by your principal, do you? Seriously, though, don't attempt to watch this at school. You don't want to have to learn this stuff the hard way.

To start I am a fan of parody( movies, songs, books, et. al).This show tries too hard to lambaste every anime stereotype known. The jokes are funny but forced. The characters personalities are as exaggerated as their figures.

I kind of enjoyed this show, but I think if it were longer than the 2 episodes I think I would've dropped it.

The overdone poor taste joke would've worn out their welcome rather fast.

Not enough time to develop a concrete ... story so they went for pure slapstick, which works most of the time albeit overly done.

Overall ok show kills an hour and I don't feel I wasted my time.

I love fan service and ecchi as much as the next guy but god damn.

For those who don't I'm a Josh and today I am reviewing the OVA Eiken. Let's get this over with.

Story- It's basically the generic harem trope. The thing that is about as overused as Mechs and Generic Slice of Life characters. Basically the nerdy wimp joins the Eiken club surrounded by girls who have bigger breast then most girls in their grade along with two of their teachers. Need I say more. Just saying that you can immediately conclude that this is a generic harem anime. Overall 1/10

Art- If you get ... by the massively large breast intended to give you a noise bleed and the fan service every 2-3 minutes...meh. Overall 3/10

Sound- Compared to some of the stuff I hear, it's average. Not something grand or completely bad but it is average. 4/10

Characters: We got all your favorites in this one. Nerdy wimp, big breast girl who loves sucking things, a fat ass bear, big breast girl, semi big breast girl, big breast teacher, loli with a robot, another big breast teacher and a 6th grader with big ass breast

...Wait what? Let me check that one more time. Bare with me on this people.

Big breast girl who loves sucking anything shaped like a...I'm sure you can guess what it is without me saying it, a big ass bear, big breast girl, semi big breast girl, big breast teacher, loli with a robot, big breast teacher and 6th grader with big ass boobs......

....Well it happened people. It finally happen. I never thought I see this day come and you probably didn't either. But the world finally did. They are finally let 11-12 year old girls get breast enhancements. Parents and teachers a like finally gave in and allowed young girls to get breast enhancements, hypnotizing all those middle schoolers with the main intention of this to distract them and make them want to do thinks people their age shouldn't even think about.

It's an incredible moment and we might as well get used to it because this. This right here. 6th graders with breast enhancements is going to become a common thing. It will be the biggest thing in the near future......

...Oh who the f*ck am I kidding with this. WTF?! Overall 1/10

Enjoyment- 2/10

Overall- Eiken is just pure fan service that is about as borderline hentai as it can get. The story is one that is overused. The sound and animation are particular horrible but that really the only good thing I can fully say about it. But overall I will give Eiken a 3/10. It's bad and goes a little to far with the ecchi and fan service but I have honestly seen worst

I've reviewed a lot of bad OVAs this year and it looks like I'm about to add another to the list. Eiken: Eikenbu Yori Ai Wo Komete is an early 2000s OVA from JC Staff that's based off of a manga and appears to be about girls who have had absurd breast implants.

Story:

We open with our protagonist, Whatever, Who Cares, going to school while he thinks about how he picked his school arbitrarily. On his way there, he runs into a girl with massive bosoms and spends about five minutes sitting on her, squeezing her bosoms before he notices he's doing it. And we ... can already see a lot of the problems with this OVA. Yes, the idea is to make fun of that old romance trope where the protagonist accidentally gropes the heroine and it takes a second before he notices. The problem is that the execution is so over the top, overtly sexualised and just unfunny that it comes across as less of a parody and more as a really egregious example of the trope. But back to the summary, he's then called in to join the Eiken club which has a purpose, presumably, but the audience doesn't need to know it.

What follows is an hour of over-sized, bouncing bosoms, women holding and putting phallic objects in their mouths and Whatever, Who Cares accidentally ending up in really bad positions while trying to win the heart of the girl he accidentally groped at the start. Because, clearly, you have to marry the first person you grope. Otherwise you've lost your hand virginity like a godless whore for nothing.

The fundamental flaw with the whole OVA is that it wants to parody dumb harem tropes, mostly the ones surrounding characters accidentally doing sexual things and having misunderstandings, but it also wants to embrace those tropes. Which basically means it uses them, but it does it in a more obnoxious, bombastic fashion. There's no subversion, no clever deconstruction, no cleverness in general, really. It just plays the tropes straight and makes them more annoying.

Characters:

The characters are very much bottom of the barrel, one-dimensional schlock. There's no complexity or strong interactions. Take our hero and heroine. He seemingly falls for her because he accidentally groped her that one time. She's constantly seeing him in questionable positions and coming across like a complete pervert, but believes the best of him because... she has low self-esteem? Frankly, it shouldn't be hard to make your character interactions seem passable when your characters are this one note, but Eiken still finds a way to fail and make them seem awkward and stilted.

Art:

The artwork is pretty damn ugly. Even if you ignore all the excessive fan-service, the anatomy is bad. The animation isn't up to par. And there are a lot of moments where the artwork just blatantly had no effort put into it. Now, if we get into the fan-service, it's pretty horrendous. Whether you're someone who likes large breasts or not, most of the major female characters in this are so ridiculously huge in the chest that it passes the point where it could, potentially have sex appeal and goes to the point where it's gross. The art is almost Liefeldian with them having overly thin bodies, massive breasts that are bigger than their heads and legs that should not be able to carry them.

Sound:

The acting in this is quite bad. Oshiro Miwa and Watanabe Akeno in particular just have awkward, poorly directed performances. And Watanabe can act. She was in Bakuretsu Tenshi, Boku no Hero Academia, Witch Hunter Robin and more with strong performances. You just wouldn't know she's capable here. Her performance in this is so over the top, exaggerated and downright obnoxious. While Watanabe's issue is over-acting, Oshiro's issue is the opposite. She doesn't emote well and it makes a lot of scenes even worse than they were in theory. There are multiple scenes where her character is supposed to be crying out in pain but she sounds like she's reading a phone book she's so uninvested. The music isn't all that bad, which does make it the strongest element of the OVA but that's a low bar to clear.

Ho-yay:
There is none.

Areas of Improvement:

1. If you know a trope is stupid, do some subversion or deconstruction. Don't just make it more over the top.

2. Give your characters dynamics that basically fit. Even if you aren't going to try and make them complex since you're going for a comedy, at least put some effort into giving them dynamics that work.

3. Never go this Liefeldian with your art. It will look like rubbish.

Final Thoughts:

I wouldn't say Eiken is the absolute worst OVA I've ever reviewed, but that's only because it has some very stiff competition. It's definitely down there. My final rating is going to be a 1/10.

I could feel brain cells dying while watching this... I really hate myself sometimes for refusing to drop anything.
Save yourself and avoid this one, unless you idea of a good time is shutting down and watching waaayyyy over sized breasts, flat jokes and a barely there story line with a constantly repeated trope.... constantly repeated trope...... constantly repeated trope...... constantly repeated trope...... constantly repeated trope...... constantly repeated trope...... constantly repeated trope...... should leave you feeling like reading that again and again. OMG how long do you want a review to be about a short anime with almost nothing to say about it

This show pretty much has everything you could want:

-Boob physics accurately represented
-Characters are like real people with real motivations
-Main character is a pu$$y
-All the girls like the main chara - just because
-Water slides but with yogurt instead of water
-Girl who deap-throats various phallic shaped foods
-Mechas for some fucking reason

... I'm posting a long portion of the Communist Manifesto so this review is long enough to post:

" The history of all hitherto existing society (b) is the history of class struggles.Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master (c)andjourneyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to oneanother, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that eachtime ended, either in a revolutionary re-constitution of society at large, or in thecommon ruin of the contending classes.In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicatedarrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. Inancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the middle ages,feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all ofthese classes, again, subordinate gradations.The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudalsociety, has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established newclasses, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinctfeature; it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and moresplitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing eachother: Bourgeoisie and Proletariat."

It.....was......HORRIBLE!!!
It was bad....grotesques.....disgrace to ecchi animes seriously.I mean how many times do you I have to stress this?!!!! don't bother with this crap!

Don't bother with crap I mean really......DON'T.
If you like ecchi animes fine! But don't bother with this SHIT!

Eiken is very clear about the kind of show that that's going for. It's a show about women with incredibly oversized breasts and having them bounce around a bunch, with the only plot being different reasons to show them in provocative positions. It succeeds in creating this kind of show, but... the end result is not something that has any real merit to it.

First of all, the art style is quite a mess. All of the characters have a very generic style, and the animation consists of something that is comparable to TV series that were being released at the time. Except it also has ... a bunch of unrealistic, gravity-defying boob physics. The backgrounds are decent, but nothing looks too particularly detailed aside from them, making the whole thing just seem incredibly average, especially compared to other OVAs from the time period.

When it comes to the story, this show is also not very watchable. Everything is done simply in service of getitng the characters into different sexual situations, and it quickly becomes incredibly boring. Let's put all of the sexual stuff aside for a moment. Even without all of that, most of the characters have zero depth to them and even the ones who have a little tiny bit of depth are still the most generic, cookie cutter archetypes that you can think of. This is compounded by the terribly cheesy dialogue and voice acting that plagues this entire show, making most of the characters immensely unlikable and forgettable.
The only character that I actually found somewhat endearing was Kirika Misono, but that was mostly because it became a running gag for her to surprise the main character from behind, crushing him with her boobs, any time she was being bossy or confronting him about something, and that always got a bit of a chuckle out of me.

I feel like that's probably the only decent part of this series, the gags. There were a few chuckles to be had here and there, but nothing that will make you laugh up a storm, and you also have to get through a bunch of other really poorly done stuff to get to those laughs, so it still makes it pretty difficult to recommend.

As an aside, the soundtrack was also incredibly unremarkable... so much so that I'm having trouble remembering if there even was a soundtrack at all (and I just finished this series, folks).

Overall, it's not the worst thing I've ever seen, but there are so many better shows that one could be spending their time with. Even if this show didn't have any sexual references or innuendo at all, it still wouldn't be good. That stuff doesn't help it at all, but it's not what makes this show bad. The show tends to fail on multiple levels, so even though there's a few redeeming qualities underneath, it's still not worth dragging yourself through all of the bad parts.

Uuughh.... how can I explain how horrible this anime is? I like fanservice comedies, Golden Boy is one of my favorite ever. But this was just flat out stupid. There isn't a better word. The jokes were stupid, the eleven year old with cup size EE boobs and eyebrows as thick as my forearms, was stupid, the random bear that just stood in the background throughout the whole thing was....stupid.

When it came down to the fanservice there were a few moments that were nice. The sucking of phallic shaped foods, a yogurt slide (this was the one thing that actually sounded fun) and Yuriko's crotch ... attack was kinda funny (the first time, not the other 1,000 times). I wanted to like this, I tried to like it, but the jokes were dull, the events were just boring, and the parts that were supposed to be sexy really weren't. Don't expect anything from this anime, and if you haven't watched a fanservice one before, please don't start with this one, because it will turn you off from the whole genre.

Trying out a slightly different approach for my reviews. I'm listing the scores for each section now :D I'm glad I stayed up late for this. This is a grotty treat with a flavor that will linger in the back of my mind forever.
Review:
Story/Plot - 1 "basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Huge bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous." Cliché's, cliché's, and more cliché's. Some nerdy loser kid with no qualities that make him stand out (even the anime itself points this out lol) ... enrolls in a school and gets forced to join a club where he is surrounded by hot women and ecchi shenanigans ensue. Hmm where have I heard this type of story before? One cool thing to take note of is the school in this world; it's massive, and has over 50,000 students ranging from all age groups. The plot revolving around Mifune and Chiharu is uninteresting and cliché. The insane tournament is something I honestly wasn't expecting and was pleasantly surprised by it due to how ridiculous it was.
Characters - 1 Generic, run-of-the-mill characters that are as bland as a cheap plastic toy with a label saying "Made in China". I kid you not, every single character aside from the protagonist's purpose in this story is to produce fanservice for the audience.
Visuals - 6 This is one of the only areas I'll actually give credit for. While the art is your typical 2000's generic shlock anime art, the animation turned out to be fairly good. Since this is an OVA, expect higher production quality. Some scenes were pretty smooth and some fanservice scenes while I am ashamed to admit it, I thought were pretty good. However, this anime takes the fanservice way too far, I'm talking out of this Earth's atmosphere and geostationary orbit level far. The breast sizes on these characters ranges from huge, to absolutely jarringly massive! When the hell have you ever seen an 11 YEAR OLD with 111cm E-cup honkers!? I'm under the impression that this might have been satirical...
Audio - 4 Nothing really noteworthy. Voice acting was alright.

Overall: This anime is downright BLOATED with fanservice, and offers almost nothing of value. It is so in-your-face and repetitive it's exhausting. If you love bad anime and want to get a good laugh out of it like I did, go ahead. Otherwise, stay away from this crap.
"Objective" score: 2.5/10
Subjective score: 3.8/10
Overall score: 3.15/10 Rounded down to 3/10 for MAL score.

Please for the love of god do NOT watch this/ It's so bad I want to kill myself. I'd rather watch Boku No Pico for the rest of my life. At least it has SOME sort of plot. You might as well watch porn. I'd rather talk to Satan himself then watch this again. The characters are horrible. You can't focus on the dialogue because all you see are boobs. Bouncing for no reason. It contains incest and PEDOPHILIA. THERE IS A LITERAL 6TH GRADER IN HERE. LIKE WHO MADE THIS?? You have to have a mental illness to like this show. I can't even ... think straight. I've never wanted to die more in my life. FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DO NOT WATCH THIS!!!

When watching the ecchi genre you expect panty shots, big boobs, stupid scenes where the guy falls on top of the girl by accidentally touching them iinappropriately and etcetera. Oh, but Eiken takes the word ecchi to a whole new level in a bad way, enormously large bouncey breast that are as soft as a pillow, stupid sexual innuendo jokes that make you shake your head and a plot so generic you probably heard fifteen million times, actually, this anime has a very litte plot at all. Anyway this is just one of the worst ecchi/harems of all time, watch Love Hina its better.

Looking for the best anime to masturbate too?

Why not watch the best OVA two episode series ever. Noy only does it have Extra Thicc tits. But the creator has made sure to release a hentai version of his work just to see the main character fuck the girls of his dreams.

I hope he wears protective though? ;)

Not spoiling this masterpiece. But I think everyone needs to see this once in a lifetime anime for the world to see and read the manga as well.

Peace homies!

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Also, there's more. Colorful animations, great graphics for its time and an awesome story that will make One Piece cry in a long shot.


Hopefully, more people like PewDiePie will see this amazing anime and create a meme outta it. :D

You want Ecchi? This is IT. This anime excels in creating arousing scenes without resorting to nudity. It's recommended if you want to see "unintentional" erotic over the top scenes. Anything this anime does is to show you ECCHI scenes. The plot that exist is enough to keep watching but is not a story, is more like a setting to put the characters in to justify their actions but the predicament they are on gets resolved so there is nothing that would spoil the fun of watching it if you are just here to enjoy the ecchi.

The high rating I'm giving this anime ... is because it's being judged as an anime whose core essence is to be ecchi and it excells at it without resorting to nakedness. Is not an anime that happens to have fanservice the fanservice is the anime. If you compare it against conventional anime it wouldnt be fair in my opinion because of course it does not have a deep plot and the characters are just stereotypes (more like fetishes like loli, megane etc) but that's like judging the characters/story/direction etc of a soft porn movie against a normal movie.