You are stabbed with a knife at your neck from the back by a beautiful young lady, fortunately you still have 5 seconds to live, what will you do?
| You are stabbed with a knife at your neck from the back by a beautiful young lady, fortunately you still have 5 seconds to live, what will you do? |
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| Probably be way too shocked to do anything tbh |
 Well, now's the time I'm going ghost... |
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| Apologize to sensei for getting caught off guard (suki ari! suki darake da!). |
| Scream in pain, then die? Deep wound with blood flowing... |
| quarantine is making people pretty crazy, huh. |
| Sneeze on them! I’ll show no mercy! |
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| I’ll snap her neck in less than 4 seconds. |
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| I'd say this to the woman: you... should've... gone for the head *open a teleportation portal and make my glorious escape |
| "You misunderstood from the very beginning. You just believed what you wanted to believe." Rei Ayanami |
| Turn around and shake her hand, thanking her for finally fixing the ache in my neck. |
| i- what the fuck can you do? you'll just be in shock and die. you'll be in too much pain to do anything, as if you could physically do anything impactful in those 5 seconds. bruh. |
| Somewhere between "cheesy last words" and "using teeth to get revenge." I mean, I get using the knife to get it, but if it's still in you, technically, you'll live for longer... but probably not long. Unless she gets the spine. Then we're all just plain fucked. Hell, if it's the neck, I won't be able to say anything between blood sputters. Man, this whole death scenario isn't fun... at least let me get killed by a clown. |
| "You know you've reached peak quality when a doujin is better than the actual source series." (Eg. To LOVE-Ru) Just to list a couple of biases. Likes: A good story, characters, writing, romance, a good plot twist or something that breaks expectations (In a good way), 'backstory' and justice. Dislikes: Bad romance, too much fanservice, the harem genre, yuri, yaoi, and bad writing. |
| I'll pray that she has the common courtesy of pegging me after I'm dead. It's the least she can do. |
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| Stab the lady in the eyes, then absorb her lifeforce so I don't die |
| Most likely just continue to bleed out as I'll eventually evacuate my bowels upon death. |
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| Not sure why it matters if she's beautiful or not. And 5 seconds isn't enough to do anything. No offense, but this is a dumb hypothetical. |
| Slit my throat, the only one who gets to kill me is me. |
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| With my one last gasping breath I'd apologize, for bleeding on her shirt |
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Pink_Ribbon said: Not sure why it matters if she's beautiful or not. And 5 seconds isn't enough to do anything. No offense, but this is a dumb hypothetical. let us be real tea, wouldn't you rather have a beautiful lady kill you than some ugly hag? |
AnimeFreak-San said: Pink_Ribbon said: Not sure why it matters if she's beautiful or not. And 5 seconds isn't enough to do anything. No offense, but this is a dumb hypothetical. let us be real tea, wouldn't you rather have a beautiful lady kill you than some ugly hag? I'm straight, so it's the same to me. :) |
| Retaliate and get my revenge asap before dying xd So, I take the knife out, stab her in the neck too, then I hold her with me. teeehehehhe :P |
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| How is that fortunate lol, near-instant death is absolutely preferable to 5 seconds of agonizing pain. Anyway let's be honest it'd be nothing, just lying in whichever position I collapsed and seeing my blood profusely leave my body as my consciousness fades into nonexistence. Maybe if my vocal cords aren't too fucked up I'd try to make some sort of sound, so as to get her caught more quickly. All in all a less-than-desirable situation. |
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Pink_Ribbon said: AnimeFreak-San said: let us be real tea, wouldn't you rather have a beautiful lady kill you than some ugly hag? I'm straight, so it's the same to me. :) hmmm, carry on, but I want to be at least excited a little bit before the reaper shows. |
| I would do a 360 and grab her titties. |
| What the hell can you even do besides fall down and wait to die? Unless the shock is that great and you can ignore the pain and have enough time to retaliate, nothing can be done |
feelingofgaze said: I would do a 360 and grab her titties. Fine, maybe this thread did have some acceptable answers |
| Why tf does the beautiful lady part count? If I'm gonna die, I want a big CHAD to take me out. |
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guych said: feelingofgaze said: I would do a 360 and grab her titties. Fine, maybe this thread did have some acceptable answers I figured this thread would just be a thinly veiled "Is it acceptable to sexually assault your killer in your dying last seconds" discussion. |
guestkun said: idonno said: Probably collapse from pain and die 5 seconds later? Like a knife in the throat probably hurts, like, a lot. due to her stabbing you from behind you into your neck and not just slitting your throat, it would probably fracture your spine and make it so there was no pain... at the same time you wouldn't be able to use your extremities either... If I had the ability to move, I'd take the knife and make a large insertion into her womb or across her face so that she could live the rest of her life with the complex of not being able to have children, or that big scar across her face reminding her of what she did and what she got for it. My smiling, laughing face in that mirror every time she looked in it... it would be totally worth it Your comment was the wildest thing I've ever read in any of the forum threads I ever read |
| Stabbed with a knife at my neck? Pffff… |
| Drop dead Nevermind. This is better. |
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| "Hey.... You guys wanna see a dead body?" or something else stupid idk |
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This is 100% the right answer, totally. |
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| All the best answers have already been posted. |
| その目だれの目？ |
| pull out my knife and stab the fucking bitch |
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kiss said: those grass stains on her knees don't mean a thingWith my one last gasping breath I'd apologize, for bleeding on her shirt |
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