EcchiGodMamsterP said: Nas said: I'd rape her ....... ...... Ok, Ecchi.... I see you my boy. Just be prepared to run from the police. Try to stay outta jail.... LOL Who said it wouldn't be legal to rape fuck underage anime girls? XD Seriously tho, Idk if id be able to resist lol That is assuming my dick didn't explode on the spot xD Can't get charged for rape if your dick exploded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| ~ Nas, The "OG Bulgarian"~ Formerly known as: ~ Gokuvich, The "OG Bulgarian"~  |
| Hope this topic works for husbandos! If I'm going to meet my husbando I first need to imagine myself in the My Hero Academia Universe- I always imagined myself being competely quirkless, that of course will not meet any chances of making a good impression, that combined with no ambitions of being a hero makes it very unlikely for me to even make him glance at me. If I were to meet him and talk to him I would probably become a stuttering mess because he's so goddamn cute. I would probably get a few weird looks. I would still try to keep my cool, shake his hand and turn my charm on, I doubt I'll impress him though haha. I have no chance to make a good impression but I still have hope that once we meet and become close we would still make a great couple. |
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| I would just greet her and casually ask if she wants to suck my dick. |
One Piece episode 914 & 915 & 1027 were a mistake and 957 brought the salvation - FMmatron |
| Ask her if she could show me an explosion spell. Bam insta-win. |
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| I think i dont remember these characters. Can u send me the links? |
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| Ask her if I could join Fairy Tail, because it's the best mage guild there is. |
| uh... what in the blue hell is a waifu? |
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| @EcchiGodMamsterP Then you're probably interested in a hentai girl yourself then. If you're looking at perfection, the only thing we can really do is stare in awe...before we immediately become obsessed with looking for the flaws and eventually finding them much to our dismay. @Gator If you're willing to take the risk to be resurrected, it could work. But that's quite the gamble. That's getting yourself killed with no assurance. @UltimateDeath If you're talking about Gigguk's video, then yes. I'd feel a tiny bit sorry for them. Being trapped with in an entitled delusion where your waifu will say yes no matter what you ask because to you she's more of a sex toy to you than someone to form a bond with. Gigguk really did well to deconstruct just what makes us admire these characters. @Catalano If praying to the power of muscle won't help, then you can say it's safer to expect the power of guns to turn a deaf ear. We gotta face it, some anime women are just unapproachable... @PrimeX Well, aren't you high and mighty never having fantasized about an anime girl... @Pra_has We have an OG player here. Why don't you teach me some of your moves? I wanna hear just what kind of "casual conversation" *wink wink* you have to get these girls to give you their number. @Renkini That's fine. It's a fair scenario... I suppose those ship girls are already attached to their admiral so that's a big advantage. @Electik I was referring to Persona 5 as a reference. You can dress right, turn up your charm, yet somehow still seem to be labelled as a loser by society and then you have a big advantage towards getting your girl. @_Malachite Husbandos are quite welcome into the discussion. Hm, there are so many more scenarios where you don't need to share the same profession in order to get noticed. But yeah, considering just how the world of Hero Academia works, you might have a hard time getting noticed by him. Unless you're willing to play the Lois Lane act and get yourself kidnapped all the time. @FMmatron If I were to greet you casually and ask you to suck mine, would you agree? @Sakky2213 Megumin, huh? Knowing her, she'd probably charge you with foxy eyes to see one hell of a firework display...before she promptly faints into the ground in that case she'd be so weak that you can do whatever you want there. Like carry her to the nearest hospital and nurture her to health. Not sure of any other scenario you have in mind. @orkuncan Then laugh and grow fat... @silent_knight98 Kyon from Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Keiichi from Oh My Goddess... @Milennin Yeah, there does seem to be a bargain sale for Fairy Tail membership. That's actually a pretty good start. Now what's your next step? |
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Akhdas said: uh... what in the blue hell is a waifu? The most holy thing sacred to men since the start of anime. Your imaginary girlfriend in extremely blunt terms. |
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User627 said: Yeah, there does seem to be a bargain sale for Fairy Tail membership. That's actually a pretty good start. Now what's your next step? Assuming I'd get accepted into the guild, probably try to see if can convince her to become my mentor and take me with her on missions. Though, impressing Erza would be a tough task, lol. :D Probably best to take it slow and bond with her through doing things together, and then see how it goes from there... |
User627 said: Well she was a year older than me the first time I saw her but like no she isn't older than me now even 8 years later since she doesn't age as fast as me @Deknijff I'm a a 21 year old who is in love with a 14 year old alien princess I wouldn't say that's necessarily the case. To Love Ru aired quite a while back, I'd say Nana is older than you are by now (probably).It honestly didn't cross my mind to think that anybody would go for the bodyguard route with perverted tendencies. Disregarding the above, I take it you're doing the jailbait wait? Sooner or later, your actions will lead you face to face with her, you know? Her sister is a genius inventor. What will you do then? I'll leave that to your imagination. if the jailbait wait is a way of saying Id wait until she was 18 then no I'm not necessarily doing that. Wouldn't technically need to wait until 18 also since 15 is the legal consent in my country. But I still wouldn't 100% approach her because can't picture myself being good enough for her by my own standards But if I ended up face to face with her I don't think id be able to really speak to her with how nervous Id be like what do you say to a girl you've idolised for years now |
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| Husbando time: I imagine it'd go something like this: Us: *in line to meet some famous seiyuu* Me: *bored, realizes the person next to me attractive, talks to him* You excited to meet her? Yuuki: Yeah... Me: What are you going to ask her to sign? Yuuki: *hesitates, but then pulls out a limited edition harem game with an excited glint in his eye* This game, which I'm excited for, because she voices my favorite character, who is such as cute girl~ Me: Dude, that's awesome! I'm going to get her to sign... *conversation continues* Then I'd go to his games, hang out at his apartment, snuggle, hug, chu~ and then eventually marry. It helps that he's not super closed off or judgmental, and that we already have overlapping hobbies. I can imagine us talking a lot about games like Doki Doki Literature Club, Hatoful Boyfriend, or maybe even Danganronpa. And, of course, anime, manga, cosplay... Having a fellow otaku as a husbando is a wonderful thing. |
 now i will tell you what ive done for you fifty thousand tears ive cried maybe ill wake up for once screaming deceiving and bleeding for you and you still wont hear me going under dont want your hand this time ill save myself just when id thought id reached the bottom im dying again |
User627 said: @EcchiGodMamsterP Then you're probably interested in a hentai girl yourself then. If you're looking at perfection, the only thing we can really do is stare in awe...before we immediately become obsessed with looking for the flaws and eventually finding them much to our dismay. I don't watch hentai and I wouldn't want one lol What flaws? Anime girls have flaws? |
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User627 said: @existentialist Whoah, be careful, tough guy! Remember that those "pussy ass faggots" as you call them are often superpowered badasses. How are you going to outdo that? You'd practically have to go the extra mile for her. Yeah, you'd most likely screw it up if you go in aggressively though. Might want to bide your time and play with the tropes to nudge things to your favor. My competition is Rito from to LOVE-ru, so hes about as soft as it gets, luckily. I think my waifu likes a guy that comes on stronger, but alas I'll never know. |
| It's easy to make a good impression, like a kind person in SAO. Many girls are ripe for the taking. If you watch Ordinal Scale, all the more reason to be confident, not gonna take Asuna from Kirito though. |
existentialist said: I would show her that I am much more reliable than the pussy-faggot she is obsessed with, and that I won't bitch out from all her sexual advances like he does. I will be just as kind, caring, and defend her better than he ever could... I haven't thought about how I would accomplish all that upon meeting her, but I can imagine I would fuck it up almost instantly and she would be forever turned off. Unless shes into stocky strong af dude from the get go, we probably won't get very far. Just out of curiosity, which one is it? |
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Manaban said: existentialist said: I would show her that I am much more reliable than the pussy-faggot she is obsessed with, and that I won't bitch out from all her sexual advances like he does. I will be just as kind, caring, and defend her better than he ever could... I haven't thought about how I would accomplish all that upon meeting her, but I can imagine I would fuck it up almost instantly and she would be forever turned off. Unless shes into stocky strong af dude from the get go, we probably won't get very far. Just out of curiosity, which one is it? Hahaha, don't worry I'm not after Run. Momo-chan is my ideal, shes the one for me. |
| Idk how do I introduce myself to a loli without it being awkward? But honestly, 2D is nice because you don't have to sweat this kind of bullshit. I don't wanna fantasize about awkardly interacting with people, I can do that irl whenever I want. It defeats the purpose of being into 2D if you ask yourself questions like this :> |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
| i'd say hi, ask how his day is and then ask to have sex. |
Edward Elric > your waifu  |
| I'd start by stumbling and "accidentally" grabbing her titties. Works for everyone else. |
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| Hey watsup you're my waifu. Wana bang |
| @Milennin I don't think you need to worry about being accepted into Fairy Tail. They normally accept every applicant. Erza might be a difficult task considering her fixation on her-childhood-friend-whose-name-can-be-spelled-in-different-ways. @Deknijff I don't know about you, but I usually consider anime characters to age over the years otherwise they'd be immortal on the back of my head. I do have a preference for older women when it comes to this. Also, Sweden's age of consent is 15? Dayum, that's interesting! So let me get this straight...you defend her, protect her from the shadows, but you don't think you're good enough to at least talk to her? Let's bar the fact that you're taking photos in secret, I at least think that she'd be civil to you if nothing more. Considering that you've idolized her for years, finding something to say shouldn't be too hard to think about. @FMmatron Not to brag but...I think a female version of me would be quite attractive... @OfDeathandLove You meet and line and talk about hobbies and likes, okay that's good. Being natural is a good way for a genuine relationship. @EcchiGodMamsterP With a name like EcchiGodMamster, I'm inclined not to believe you in any way. Anime girls do have flaws. They don't exist. That's a deal breaker for me. @existentialist This is a guy who can make girls fall for him despite his nonchalant wimpy attitude. That's a tough competition regardless of how you look at it. @hazecloud Confidence is good, but not all anime girls will fall for the same tactic. Got to cater to their preferences if you want to catch their interest. @Pullman That's one way of looking at it. But The Blue Pill isn't very attractive to me. There's fun to be had in analyzing this situations and giving thought to the hypothetical situation that waifus might be real. And who said that interactions had to be awkward? @Dlwuik Men naturally are more easier prey to this pickup line. Of course there's always the possibility that they'll say no. Then you'd be in an awkward position. @Bayek If your girl is in that kind of anime, then yeah it could. But if not, you'd be that awkward stalker that she'd goes miles to avoid. @Starchaser187 You must be one hell of a catch. @Contable That sounds like something Commander Shepard would say... |
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| I'm pretty sure I've seen a pretty background character girl in shopping area where Kuro hime went for a one week trip for 3rd year students. All the more with SAO, I mean you don't have to be particularly special as long as you show your genuine attitude towards a girl that you want and I forgot to say that I'm not picky I guess :p I'm no longer picky after playing mount and blade warband single player. . |
User627 said: @EcchiGodMamsterP With a name like EcchiGodMamster, I'm inclined not to believe you in any way. Anime girls do have flaws. They don't exist. That's a deal breaker for me. so you asked a question in the context as though they were real, then you're basically complaining that i talked as though theyre real ok... not believe me? my name is ecchi god, not hentai god, its hard to be a hentai god when you don't watch hentai |
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| @hazecloud I guess that really depends on the type of girl you're after. SAO does have a lot of girls that can fall for you just by being a nice guy. @EcchiGodMamsterP so you asked a question in the context as though they were real, then you're basically complaining that i talked as though theyre real I can't really understand what you're trying to say. I said that their flaw is that they aren't real, so I asked a question of what you would do if they were real, then you say I'm complaining that you talked as though they were real? How is this contradicting exactly? You asked if they had a flaw, and I mentioned that it is that they don't exist. How's that complaining exactly when I answered the question you asked? In regards to ecchi, perhaps it's the humor factor for you? Or maybe you believe less is more? |
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User627 said: @hazecloud I guess that really depends on the type of girl you're after. SAO does have a lot of girls that can fall for you just by being a nice guy. @EcchiGodMamsterP so you asked a question in the context as though they were real, then you're basically complaining that i talked as though theyre real I can't really understand what you're trying to say. I said that their flaw is that they aren't real, so I asked a question of what you would do if they were real, then you say I'm complaining that you talked as though they were real? How is this contradicting exactly? You asked if they had a flaw, and I mentioned that it is that they don't exist. How's that complaining exactly when I answered the question you asked? In regards to ecchi, perhaps it's the humor factor for you? Or maybe you believe less is more? if you're going to ask how you would introduce yourself to your waifu, then why are you mentioning that they are not real? i asked if they have flaws in the context of introducing yourself to your waifu, thats why you saying they not real was like... what? i don't give a shit about the humor factor.. and its not like all ecchi is supposed to be humorous... how can people claim they like ecchi for humor when not all ecchi scenes are supposed to be funny? what about the ones that are entirely sexy? and wtf? why would i name myself this, use my current signature and flood my profile with gifs if i cared primarily about humor? lol its about less extreme, i don't like super explicit stuff, (especially involving a guy) im more turned on by softcore content |
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EcchiGodMamsterP said: User627 said: @hazecloud I guess that really depends on the type of girl you're after. SAO does have a lot of girls that can fall for you just by being a nice guy. @EcchiGodMamsterP I can't really understand what you're trying to say. I said that their flaw is that they aren't real, so I asked a question of what you would do if they were real, then you say I'm complaining that you talked as though they were real? How is this contradicting exactly? You asked if they had a flaw, and I mentioned that it is that they don't exist. How's that complaining exactly when I answered the question you asked? In regards to ecchi, perhaps it's the humor factor for you? Or maybe you believe less is more? if you're going to ask how you would introduce yourself to your waifu, then why are you mentioning that they are not real? i asked if they have flaws in the context of introducing yourself to your waifu, thats why you saying they not real was like... what? i don't give a shit about the humor factor.. and its not like all ecchi is supposed to be humorous... how can people claim they like ecchi for humor when not all ecchi scenes are supposed to be funny? what about the ones that are entirely sexy? and wtf? why would i name myself this, use my current signature and flood my profile with gifs if i cared primarily about humor? lol its about less extreme, i don't like super explicit stuff, (especially involving a guy) im more turned on by softcore content If you like ecchi but not hentai, hat's off to you. Nothing wrong with that and I was just curious why you don't go the extra mile and actually see the explicit stuff. In regards to saying they're not real, there's nothing contradicting about asking a hypothetical question and then saying "they are not real." I can ask about what the first thing people would do if they were transported into another world, but that doesn't mean that I believe that will happen. Think of the question as a "what if" but "never happens." Answer it for fun or analysis' sake or whatever reason you have. Did you actually think that the reason I asked started this thread was because I genuinely thought that aniime girls were real? |
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User627 said: If you like ecchi but not hentai, hat's off to you. Nothing wrong with that and I was just curious why you don't go the extra mile and actually see the explicit stuff. In regards to saying they're not real, there's nothing contradicting about asking a hypothetical question and then saying "they are not real." I can ask about what the first thing people would do if they were transported into another world, but that doesn't mean that I believe that will happen. Think of the question as a "what if" but "never happens." Answer it for fun or analysis' sake or whatever reason you have. Did you actually think that the reason I asked started this thread was because I genuinely thought that aniime girls were real? theres nothing inherently better to me about porn/hentai than anything else erotic/sexy, nor is there anything inherently better about a situation having context anyway no.. i didnt say that, what im saying is you asked a question about what we'd do if we were able to meet our waifus and i answered as though i could meet them what i was asking was "if anime girls were real and you could meet them, would they have flaws?" and you said "their flaw is that theyre not real" which didnt answer the question... |
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| @ADrunksock I'm sure that's a reference to another anime, but I just don't know where from. @EcchiGodMamsterP Oh. Oooohhhhhh.... So that's what you meant! Okay my bad I completely misinterpreted what you said. I thought you meant that me mentioning they don't exit was somewhat contradicting to the hypothetical question I wrote. Now I see you're talking about the flaws of the girls themselves. To answer your question, that would depend on the girl. Annie Leonhardt has her flaws as a person but I still like her. Many anime girls do have their own flaws (they can be too aggressive, too angry, too over confident, too shy, and etc.) but there are some that are portrayed to be physically perfect. Physical wise, anime girls are usually perfect. It's usually the mental part that carry all the bad parts (that we admittedly find endearing)... |
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User627 said: @ADrunksock I'm sure that's a reference to another anime, but I just don't know where from. @EcchiGodMamsterP Oh. Oooohhhhhh.... So that's what you meant! Okay my bad I completely misinterpreted what you said. I thought you meant that me mentioning they don't exit was somewhat contradicting to the hypothetical question I wrote. Now I see you're talking about the flaws of the girls themselves. To answer your question, that would depend on the girl. Annie Leonhardt has her flaws as a person but I still like her. Many anime girls do have their own flaws (they can be too aggressive, too angry, too over confident, too shy, and etc.) but there are some that are portrayed to be physically perfect. Physical wise, anime girls are usually perfect. It's usually the mental part that carry all the bad parts (that we admittedly find endearing)... yes, thats what i meant lol i wasn't being entirely serious about the lack of personality flaws... however.. if people didnt' see these flaws as perfection, then they wouldn't be such common tropes lol but when it comes to physically.. hell fucking yea theyre pretty much always perfect, which would be enough for me to want to bang the shit out of them the instant i saw them, i really don't think i'd be able to resist, which is why i made the "i'd rape her" joke XD |
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| Honestly my waifu is Sonobe and Botan from sansha sanyou and anne happy, and all I would ask is if we can become friends and causally talk. Now if this was a hentai character, I would kindly ask to fuck like animals and you know what happens next. |
| Yeah right there is no way a doujin about vomit exists. Good song https://soundcloud.com/yeungkakit33/op4-hekireki-last-alliance Tsumino account is BigMaraIppo Another Good Song Listen to テスト by mukami #np on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/mukami/77a Ashita no Joe and Megalo box are disappointing anime. My reviews:https://myanimelist.net/profile/Botan-Chan45/reviews Best Naruto Op: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByCNZxOBVWM&list=RDByCNZxOBVWM&index=1 discord name: Chitoge Kirisaki#9564 https://discord.gg/nGKu6zx my discord server for plebs |
| My waifu is NoLiferSoul with her beautiful pfp gotta say i love it. I just wanna hug her and pat her. The introduction would be a bit different, I would bait NoLiferSoul into a back alley of some sort and show my beautiful tentacles. The tentacles that have a girth bigger than skyscrapers would neutralize my waifu and complete leave her to do my bidding undetected. Anything my waifu wanted I would deliver with no excuses. The best relationship is the Master - Waifu one which has been proven countless times in the past. After I have shown NoLiferSoul my beautiful love I will proceed to make her my slave. It would be so beautiful as there would be no excuse from NoLiferSoul to do whatever I ask her to. My tentacles are also one of the strongest in this universe with its strong beautiful grip it has on people. I slowly decided to wrap my tentacles around NoLiferSoul so she could not escape the back alley. The :confused_eyes: glare she was giving me was wonderful, this is what I had been waiting for. It was time to show my beautiful power even capable of destroying an entire village with those kraken sized big tentacles. NoLiferSoul tried to scream and I would slowly take my tentacles and poke her. After that I would just look at Noli-sama in the back alley and she would smile happily at me and we would marry and she would become my wife rather than waifu. That is the story of how I got a wife instead of a waifu. Hmm this is how I would introduce myself to @NoLiferSoul. |
PinkSlimeMay 6, 2018 7:43 AM
| Hi grill, I'm ur future husbando, lets weebo around together |
| Is it GreanPeace? I don't think so - whine to your parents or tell'em to buy sth for ur buttpain. Those ppl won't help you. .. ..  |
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