Professional pseudo-intellectual; part-time drug mule; retired psychonaught; over-educated; master of the youtube comment section; edgier than a diamond knife; cringeier than your old FB posts; been cursed by voodoo; omniscient; narcissistic; 50% fact, 50% fiction, 100% results; post-irony, meta-irony, ascended irony hAHaHahA. Everything before this sentence is a lie... or is it ¿?
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Chaos is the law of the land.
Why so serious?
I like to live my life vicariously through drawings and animations.
Rating system (not that you care)
10/10 : The show was a orgasm in and of itself. Pure nut fest. I couldn't wait to watch another episode. Better than mainlining heroin. Basically the ultimate MDMA trip. Post-show depression is bordering suicidal, makesmehatereallife.jpeg
9/10 : This show was the fuckin tits, but wasn't heroin/continual nut quality. Basically perfect on every dimension except didn't get me going as much. Like sky diving or going on a roller coaster or something idk.
8/10: Really great, some little bitch flaws, but overall well made and gave me them good feels. Like eating some good food.
7/10: Was aite. Clear flaws, but entertaining enough for me to enjoy and recommend it to others. Like having a not shit average day.
6/10: Pretty basic bitch shit. Nothing new or exciting, did reliably below average on all categories. This level and below is the "I probably would have rather not watched this". Like going to a restaurant and having some mediocre tasting food.
5/10 : Dumb, not fun at all. Only finished it because I was hoping the ending would have made a recovery but was sorely disappointed. Like getting a paper cut or stubbing your toe.
4/10 : Shit got me going "Are you fucking kidding me? Like fuck this shit" at least once. Drier than a nuns vagina on Christmas eve.
3/10 : My blood was actively boiling most of the time. I probably would have slapped the writers and creators of the show if they were in front of me. Like dealing with really bad traffic.
2/10 : I would do some twisted shit to go back and time and not have seen this shit.
1/10 : This is why school shooters exist, why 9/11 happened, why every war that has and will ever be fought. All the suffering on earth is rooted in these select shows of pure disgust. Satan himself created these shows and put them out there so that genocides will forever happen. Irredeemable. If anyone ever said they liked this I'd tell them they are lying or report them to the police because they are 100% serial killers/child rapists.