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Anime Stats
Days: 47.1
Mean Score: 7.38
  • Total Entries625
  • Rewatched0
  • Episodes2,896
Anime History Last Anime Updates
Asobi Asobase
Asobi Asobase
Sep 25, 7:13 PM
Plan to Watch · Scored -
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Sep 23, 1:09 PM
Watching 22/27 · Scored 9
Yubisaki Annainin Shirudaku Settai Okawari Sanhaime
Yubisaki Annainin Shirudaku Settai Okawari Sanhaime
Sep 22, 6:35 AM
Plan to Watch · Scored -
Manga Stats
Days: 25.3
Mean Score: 7.42
  • Total Entries462
  • Reread0
  • Chapters4,556
  • Volumes129
Manga History Last Manga Updates
Ookiku Furikabutte
Ookiku Furikabutte
Sep 21, 5:15 PM
Reading - · Scored -
Grimm no You na Monogatari: Snow White
Grimm no You na Monogatari: Snow White
Sep 15, 7:10 AM
Plan to Read · Scored -
Tonikaku Kawaii
Tonikaku Kawaii
Aug 12, 9:04 PM
Plan to Read · Scored -

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Dlwuik Oct 8, 12:30 PM
fuck you you don't understand my pain
MaybeJoe Oct 2, 12:07 PM
Ippo kid....
PrincessStarRose Sep 30, 2:25 PM
Hehe so what you been up to and what are you're favorite anime and games you like?
ThereArentNames Sep 30, 9:42 AM
You are my favourite mal user. I love you more than I love family guy. But, butts.
HarryRambod22 Sep 30, 9:37 AM
Hey don't diss Cripin Freeman! Dude's a legend.
ThereArentNames Sep 28, 7:58 PM
Oh, thank you batman for keeping our streets safe.
ThereArentNames Sep 28, 9:41 AM
Oh, no. Pls dont die. I'll get the band aids, you call the ambulance if you cant find it in yourself to pick up that very light object, press a few buttons, and talk to a person. I cant have you bleeding out. Who will carry on m legacy. :(
ThereArentNames Sep 28, 4:35 AM
DO YOU BLEED?
PrincessStarRose Sep 27, 5:12 PM
Hehe yeah and I like you're page :3
ThereArentNames Sep 27, 10:51 AM
Dontchu make me come there and raid yo fridge. Imma do it.
ThereArentNames Sep 27, 10:25 AM
Always remember, castration is always an option.

get out me caah.
xAlionnnn Sep 27, 10:24 AM
But not really
xAlionnnn Sep 27, 9:43 AM
Wahh wahhh we got a crybaby in the room
ThereArentNames Sep 27, 7:59 AM
vroom, vroom, in me mum's caah.
degenerate Sep 26, 10:05 PM
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock. What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.