| I'm sorry to my fellow fujoshis out there! No offense! I love you all! EDIT: Right, never expect this thread to go up again lol This thread was just some outburst of one of those worse days. Anyway I'm alright. Still doing everything I mentioned above... but alright. I'm quite happy in my current fandom and there are tons of materials to keep going. And because the series is just starting, the fanworks are just gonna keep coming. My denial phase was over and now I'm embracing my fujoshi self. Even though it ruined my life lol, but I do feel the happiest with my OTP. |
CrimsonMidnightOct 9, 2017 10:57 AM
 OTP: KidLaw | IzuKatsu | GureShin | EruRi | AoKi | See more!» My art » My translation » Doujinshi collection » Favorite Kurobas doujinshi BISHIES X RAP |
| Ehhh... You obviously just answered your worries at the last sentence... :/ One way to end your suffering... Just stop doing it... :/ There's nothing wrong if you became a normie... :/ |
| Sorry but it seems like the fujoshi life chose you. Just accept it. |
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| Only medical treatment can cure you, the patology that causes fujoshi to see gay pairings in every show with straight romance is a severe one. |
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| Why would you want a cure for that? Isn't being a fujoshi something like a lifestyle? Why would you want to quit something that makes you feel good? If you really need a "life" you can simply have one along with your fujoshi things. Leaving something you love behind won't make you any happier. Seriously, just keep on with it and try to add different stuff to your routine, that way you'll stick with the things you love and will have new things to dive into. It shouldn't be hard, the secret is: you have to start. |
Question:How to cure a fujoshi? Answer: With fire. |
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| Find yourself a fudanshi and use him as your outlet to relieve you of your suffering. |
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| not sure if serious.. but assuming you are, there's no point in lying to yourself |
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| Basically you're like me but more "extreme" for some reason. I can somewhat relate to you because my favourite genre is romance and I want things to go my way. I'm constantly looking for romance shows, watching them and rewatching old ones when I can't remember them clearly. Although I've been running out of romance shows lately. I feel like anyone who has an absolute favourite genre decided will be able to relate to you to some degree. Which is why I said you're like me but more "extreme". As for how to cure a fujoshi, I have no idea. I don't know how bad it is for you so if I said anything rude, my bad. |
| If you like being a fujoshi, I don't think you need any cure at all. |
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| 72 hours watching straight porn in a row. /Thread |
 One man is no more than another, if he do no more than what another does. |
| Watch yaoi hentai or Boku No Pico... |
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_Ako_ said: Ehhh... You obviously just answered your worries at the last sentence... :/ One way to end your suffering... Just stop doing it... :/ There's nothing wrong if you became a normie... :/ WUT? U CRAZY? OF COURSE THERE IS, NORMIES ARE CANCER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XD |
| You are not your body, you are your brain, the "self" that emerges from within it. |
| Watch a male get anally destroyed by another male's junk. The more blood, the higher the impact |
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| I also wish if I can stop shipping But is not something I can stop doing no matter how painful it is |
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| I think if you really want to cure it you need to force yourself to stop reading fanfics. But you should embrace who you are and the type of anime you like. :) No one complains that much about people who only watch ecchi so it's ok to be a fujoshi too. |
HyperL said: _Ako_ said: Ehhh... You obviously just answered your worries at the last sentence... :/ One way to end your suffering... Just stop doing it... :/ There's nothing wrong if you became a normie... :/ WUT? U CRAZY? OF COURSE THERE IS, NORMIES ARE CANCER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XD Don't worry, normies are just the steps necessary to become who you are today and in the future... :/ |
Tarotist said: Find yourself a fudanshi and use him as your outlet to relieve you of your suffering. Whoa now, don't drag me into this! I don't like girls. |
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| Jump into incoming traffic is pretty effective, make sure they're going more than 40 mph |
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| Watch all girl anime? But srsly you have good taste. |
| if you really want to cure it you could just stop. J U S T S T O P feeling empty and not looking forward to anything is BS. you can do it |
イカロス --I K A R O S D E S U-- "Hai master" <3cruise   Becoming the bell of my heart dont click here, baka -->> https://soundcloud.com/franciscan-guitar |
| read harada, get traumatized, stop being into manga/anime altogether. |
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psycho said: _Ako_ said: Ehhh... You obviously just answered your worries at the last sentence... :/ One way to end your suffering... Just stop doing it... :/ There's nothing wrong if you became a normie... :/ everything is wrong once you become a normie Lololololol... A sad thing in this chat... No one has accepted the reality that they're once a normie... :/ |
| Just replace all your fujo stuff with ecchi-harem shows.., it'll cure itself! Alternatively, just enjoy what you watch and stop caring what people thinks about you? Or get some nice straight friends.. Or watch anime with other people.. Or Participate in straight shipping, join the best girl / best girl wars aka waifu wars! Anything works as long as you have the will.. |
Z-DanteJun 8, 2017 3:09 PM
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| You're doomed, there is no cure. Just accept your fate and start collecting cats that will eventually eat you when you die alone. |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
| Well you can kill yourself. Pretty sure it will also cure that. |
| There is no escape. I know the struggle. |
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| I guess the problem is that the producers also target this fujoshi market through "normal" animes and include the bait fan service. Im not into Yaoi, but just watch the comments about Kyo Ani's Hibike about the raging Yuri fans gotten messed around. ^^ So its not completely your "fault". @ solution: I dunno how serious you are about this and how much it actually annoys you, but seeing your last sentence, you have to fill your real life with something to have distraction, well and meaning. If that happens, I guess your fujoshi delusions get weaker and less annyoing, if thats what you really whant. |
Mkim said: you think there's cure lol you gon die and ship skeleton-san and ghost-dono from your grave it never ends Ahahahahahaha! Your comment killed me! Hats off to you, mate, for the best answer. |
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| You can't escape, there's no cure either, even getting a boyfriend won't cure it, in fact it could lead to it intensifying especially if you're dating a very attractive male. |
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| This makes me so sad!!!!!!! I hope you find enjoyment in it again. |
"Before I slit your throat, I'll give you a kiss," Nezumi said softly. "You'll find out exactly how much better I am at giving farewell kisses."  |
LoneWolf said: Just accept your fate and start collecting cats that will eventually eat you when you die alone. Lol, my Mom definitely isn't a fujoshi. |
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| to be fair, i can't blame people for considering fujoshis disgusting when they go too far with the obsessive shipping. idk if that's your case too, though that said, it's simple. you just stop. you just do it. the best solution to a problem is the quickest and simplest resolution. which in this case is just stopping. like dealing with a band-aid. |
"I came here to sniff Madoka panties and kick witch ass and I am all out 'doka panties" - Homora Akemi |
Sjo said: to be fair, i can't blame people for considering fujoshis disgusting when they go too far with the obsessive shipping. idk if that's your case too, though that said, it's simple. you just stop. you just do it. the best solution to a problem is the quickest and simplest resolution. which in this case is just stopping. like dealing with a band-aid. Depends on how far is too far. If you mean by too far is telling the author to kill themself because my ship didn't canon, I'm not one of them. notyour-waifu said: This makes me so sad!!!!!!! I hope you find enjoyment in it again. No no dear, I'm still enjoyed it so much!! Too much tbh that I feell like I need to stop. I'm afraid people around me will find out sooner or later. Especially my mom lmao. kawaii96desu said: So you want to cure yourself because being a fujoshi is too hard for you? You are going to abandon everything you love and become another boring hetero shipper even though you obviously want some bromance action? I am honestly disappointed in you. The easiest thing is to join the majority. And don't give too much of a fuck about Naruto, those endings were because of Japan's low birth rate, we all know why he was chasing Sasuke all these years. also if you are out of fanfics you can try creating some by yourself. Thank you! Your comment make me a little braver XD Kiouma-Riou said: I think if you really want to cure it you need to force yourself to stop reading fanfics. But you should embrace who you are and the type of anime you like. :) No one complains that much about people who only watch ecchi so it's ok to be a fujoshi too. Thank you ; w ; MechKingKillbot said: Watch a male get anally destroyed by another male's junk. The more blood, the higher the impact Believe me I've read that kind of fanfic and actually liked it. Shit I'm so fucked up. |
| OTP: KidLaw | IzuKatsu | GureShin | EruRi | AoKi | See more! » My art » My translation » Doujinshi collection » Favorite Kurobas doujinshi BISHIES X RAP |
| @Shicchi i mean like the third person you quoted mocking "hetero shippers". utterly disgusting character and attitude. |
"I came here to sniff Madoka panties and kick witch ass and I am all out 'doka panties" - Homora Akemi |
| Ship a couple that receives a lot of hate from the fujoshis for either being straight or because they bore them by being too sweet and not fitting into the usual abusive seme x uke with Stockholm syndrome stereotype from a series where multiple ships are possible. Then post about how much you like them over the abusive pair on tumblr or a fb group. ^It really works, it not only prevented me from becoming a fujoshi when I was in the very initial stages but also made me hate them with a passion. The cancerous fandom itself will do wonders! |
Maou_heika said: Ship a couple that receives a lot of hate from the fujoshis for either being straight or because they bore them by being too sweet and not fitting into the usual abusive seme x uke with Stockholm syndrome stereotype from a series where multiple ships are possible. Then post about how much you like them over the abusive pair on tumblr or a fb group. ^It really works, it not only prevented me from becoming a fujoshi when I was in the very initial stages but also made me hate them with a passion. The cancerous fandom itself will do wonders! lmao, I can't not agree with that. Actually I never joined shipping war. The recent Tokyo Ghoul incident gave me headache with how much touken shippers gloat and then throwing shit in our tags because of the "kill you self" incident. It might work, but I'm not the type to be discouraged by a cancerous fandom. Probably because I used to it lmao. |
| OTP: KidLaw | IzuKatsu | GureShin | EruRi | AoKi | See more! » My art » My translation » Doujinshi collection » Favorite Kurobas doujinshi BISHIES X RAP |
| Try watching a clip of actual gay porn. If that doesn't cure you, I doubt anything will. |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
imbricator said: Johnnyd3rp said: Only medical treatment can cure you, the patology that causes fujoshi to see gay pairings in every show with straight romance is a severe one. It's not a pathology. The critical academic theory is that it is a response to continuous unfavorable depictions of female identity and traits in media. https://fanlore.org/wiki/Why_do_fangirls_always_make_them_gay%3F Thanks for sharing the link! *quote* "I will never have what those women have. I cannot be that woman. Comparatively, I will always be lesser, have been told I will always be lesser, and these things make me acutely aware that I don’t measure up. So it hurts. It hurts to be reminded of all my failings and the fact that no one will ever see me as a romantic lead or even potential romance in someone’s life. With slash, I don’t have to worry about it. I can enjoy the romance, the relationship, the banter, the squabbles, the LIFE, without putting myself in a position to constantly compare myself to the leads and finding myself coming up short every time. I’m not a man. I have no desire to be one (though if you do, go for it and I’ll support you every step of the way). I literally cannot be that character, so it’s free of that burden and I can simply enjoy two people finding each other and finding something I never will." *cries* this is so true it hurts |
| OTP: KidLaw | IzuKatsu | GureShin | EruRi | AoKi | See more! » My art » My translation » Doujinshi collection » Favorite Kurobas doujinshi BISHIES X RAP |
| Sorry lad, some have tried but the fujoshi way have punish them some say u can escape the fujoshi layf but in exchange for ur virginity ( this is yet to be verified) just accept it my frend, ACCEPT IT!!! |
~Yume's Ass and Shihiro's Boobs are gifts from God for us foolish Mortals~  |
Shicchi said: I never joined shipping wars either but just mentioning that I like <some character who is not the one they pair with the MC> itself makes me get a wall of text + hate speech from fujoshits. I don't even have to mention anything about shipping those two. Maou_heika said: Ship a couple that receives a lot of hate from the fujoshis for either being straight or because they bore them by being too sweet and not fitting into the usual abusive seme x uke with Stockholm syndrome stereotype from a series where multiple ships are possible. Then post about how much you like them over the abusive pair on tumblr or a fb group. ^It really works, it not only prevented me from becoming a fujoshi when I was in the very initial stages but also made me hate them with a passion. The cancerous fandom itself will do wonders! lmao, I can't not agree with that. Actually I never joined shipping war. The recent Tokyo Ghoul incident gave me headache with how much touken shippers gloat and then throwing shit in our tags because of the "kill you self" incident. It might work, but I'm not the type to be discouraged by a cancerous fandom. Probably because I used to it lmao. I don't know if you are a part of the cancerous side of the fandom or someone who is just more tolerant to those things but looks like you've already crossed over so there's no escape now. Just resign to your fate and become a good fujoshi who doesn't spread hate and force her ships as "canon" on others. |
| Pour gasoline on their body and set them on fire and they'll be purified. |
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imbricator said: Johnnyd3rp said: Only medical treatment can cure you, the patology that causes fujoshi to see gay pairings in every show with straight romance is a severe one. It's not a pathology. The critical academic theory is that it is a response to continuous unfavorable depictions of female identity and traits in media. https://fanlore.org/wiki/Why_do_fangirls_always_make_them_gay%3F I stopped reading at "tumblr essay". |
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Maou_heika said: Shicchi said: I never joined shipping wars either but just mentioning that I like <some character who is not the one they pair with the MC> itself makes me get a wall of text + hate speech from fujoshits. I don't even have to mention anything about shipping those two. lmao, I can't not agree with that. Actually I never joined shipping war. The recent Tokyo Ghoul incident gave me headache with how much touken shippers gloat and then throwing shit in our tags because of the "kill you self" incident. It might work, but I'm not the type to be discouraged by a cancerous fandom. Probably because I used to it lmao. I don't know if you are a part of the cancerous side of the fandom or someone who is just more tolerant to those things but looks like you've already crossed over so there's no escape now. Just resign to your fate and become a good fujoshi who doesn't spread hate and force her ships as "canon" on others. Wow that's sucks :/ I never post hate post/hate speech (and thankfully never received one either) And I also avoided them like a plague. If I run into a hate post in our tag, I do everything in my power to ignore it. Focus on what I like and spread the love, that's what I do! XD No escape huh... I still need to find it sooner or later tho ; w ; (but I myself doubt it actually so I'm doomed) |
| OTP: KidLaw | IzuKatsu | GureShin | EruRi | AoKi | See more! » My art » My translation » Doujinshi collection » Favorite Kurobas doujinshi BISHIES X RAP |
| > Bathe in holy water or something. > Climb up mountains for retreat or search for some good waterfalls to meditate under. > Or consider my personal point of view that males are way suitable with females. I mean, they're just perfect match. Be normal. |
"We're all human. We all make mistakes sometimes. Just don't make mistakes when lives are at stake." ~ Great-Grandmother Mikage, Gin no Saji |
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