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Mar 24, 2020 3:21 PM
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What weird things do you do?

I’m sure we’ve all posted while sat on the toilet, right?
Anything else?



I’ve posted on here while getting sucked.
A bunch of times I’m typing on my phone with one hand while my other hand is squeezing my fiancée’s boob.
Most of the time I’m just doing boring stuff though like on a break at work.
My favourite time to be on here though is when I’m smoking weed and got the house to myself and watching anime on the big tv and hentai or porn on the PS4 and MAL on my phone or laptop and lofi music on in the background.

How about you guys?
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Mar 24, 2020 3:47 PM
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I only post when I'm burying bodies.
Mar 24, 2020 3:55 PM
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Here's a dark one - I post while listening to Eurovision songs in the last couple of days.
Mar 24, 2020 3:58 PM
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Once I posted while shipping ukrainians in hidden containers to the US to become totally just au-pair. That was wild, one even tried escaping so I hit her in the head with a fleshlight. Because of her I missed the comedic timing of a post before it became just a stale joke, damn her.
Mar 24, 2020 4:02 PM
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i post as i mastubate and i click submit as i nut. thats the reason why i post a lot

Mar 24, 2020 4:43 PM
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I post while worshipping the dark lord satan
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God damn, another gay thread upon us.
Mar 24, 2020 4:44 PM
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I've posted while eating, feeding my cat, on a stationary bike, on a striding equipment, riding around a """hooverboard""", and posting while Tuvan throat singing...nothing that unusual.
Mar 24, 2020 4:55 PM
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I post while opening my third eye.

Is that weird?I don´t think so....
Mar 24, 2020 4:56 PM
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I post while eating or while listening to music
Mar 24, 2020 4:58 PM

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I have seriously posted once when I was masturbating. I was distracted and forum was already in one of the tabs. I sticked around in here for a couple of minutes then returned back to the business.

Mar 24, 2020 5:01 PM

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14nigward69 said:
i post as i mastubate and i click submit as i nut. thats the reason why i post a lot



*Sees 21 posts*





OT: I sometimes think while posting, to you folk I imagine it is quite unusual.
Mar 24, 2020 7:24 PM

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Listening to The Ascension of Saint John Coltrane.
Mar 24, 2020 8:34 PM

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I've posted while I was fapping to Sousuke from Free! or any hot male character. Sometimes yes sometimes no.
All weebs creatures of the galaxy, hear this message. Those of you who listen will not be struck by western animation. You will no longer know hunger, nor pain. Your Anime have come to lead you now. Our strength shall serve as a luminous sun toward which all intelligence may blossom. And the impervious shelter beneath which you will prosper. However, for those who refuse our offer and cling to their western animation ways… For you, there will be great wrath.
Mar 25, 2020 6:34 AM
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Lol these replies are hilarious! I can’t stop laughing irl 😝
Mar 28, 2020 9:01 AM
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You in a polyamorous relationship, or are you referring to before you had your fiancée?
Mar 28, 2020 10:23 AM
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123fendas said:
You in a polyamorous relationship, or are you referring to before you had your fiancée?

No I’m a cheater.
Reanot said:
or watch other men fuck his fiancee]

Lol looks like you misunderstood my post. Eithe that or you are trying to take a dig at me.
I’m the guy who gets asked to fuck other guy’s partners in front of them. I’m not into being cucked at all. That would never happen.
Mar 28, 2020 10:49 AM
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Reanot said:
>I’m the guy who gets asked to fuck other guy’s partners in front of them. I’m not into being cucked at all. That would never happen.


I see what’s happening here. Good day to you, sir.
Mar 28, 2020 11:04 AM
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Pretended to text someone to avoid an awkward situation. Where in fact I was just posting on MAL forum.
Mar 28, 2020 4:55 PM

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Can't think of anything weird besides sitting on the ol' shitter. I usually post when I'm bored and I'm on my pc and at night when I'm in bed but can't sleep yet.
I just put on some disco hits and check new posts here on CD, after I post on the worthwhile threads I just move on to whatever else I'm planning to do next.
Mar 29, 2020 3:06 PM

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some of yall are a little too comfortable here

i just listen to music and scroll thru when ive got nothing else to do and yall are just HORNY
Mar 29, 2020 3:08 PM
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sometimes I hold my breath as i type to see whether or not I can accomplish something as trivial as this. There's no particular reason except me being weird and bored...the act of killing time and wasting away b/c I have nothing else better to do. After reading everyone else's comments, I guess mine is way tamer than most......... *GAAAAASP*
Mar 29, 2020 3:12 PM

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Nothing really, sometimes I have been on the forums while ive been a bit drunk or out of it
Mar 29, 2020 3:56 PM

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I go through osmosis every time I type here.
Mar 29, 2020 6:13 PM

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nothing else. human beings are incapable of multi-tasking so the only thing i do when im posting on mal is posting on mal
Mar 30, 2020 2:25 AM
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MAYOIII said:
nothing else. human beings are incapable of multi-tasking so the only thing i do when im posting on mal is posting on mal

So you iron your clothes in complete silence? You watch anime on mute? Doubtful. You listen to audio, read subs and watch video when watching anime alone. Three things. But you say humans can’t multitask. Many things can be done at once. When you drive you do a lot of things at once. And more can be added on top to the point where multitasking becomes quickly switching your attention between tasks. A lot of jobs require multitasking.
Mar 30, 2020 3:57 AM

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FlowersInTheRain said:
MAYOIII said:
nothing else. human beings are incapable of multi-tasking so the only thing i do when im posting on mal is posting on mal

So you iron your clothes in complete silence? You watch anime on mute? Doubtful. You listen to audio, read subs and watch video when watching anime alone. Three things. But you say humans can’t multitask. Many things can be done at once. When you drive you do a lot of things at once. And more can be added on top to the point where multitasking becomes quickly switching your attention between tasks. A lot of jobs require multitasking.

Multitasking requires you to think about and concentrate on what you're doing. People can obviously listen to music while ironing, but you're not necessarily paying attention to it wholly.
And using more than one sense isn't multitasking. Don't confuse it. Of course, you can see and hear at the same time... they're so minor that they're subconscious.
Idk, try talking while typing something entirely different. You can't concentrate entirely on both at once.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/creative-leadership/201811/why-you-can-t-multi-task
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I only post on mal when a Company has rejected me ofc
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Mar 30, 2020 6:29 AM
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Bunille said:
FlowersInTheRain said:

So you iron your clothes in complete silence? You watch anime on mute? Doubtful. You listen to audio, read subs and watch video when watching anime alone. Three things. But you say humans can’t multitask. Many things can be done at once. When you drive you do a lot of things at once. And more can be added on top to the point where multitasking becomes quickly switching your attention between tasks. A lot of jobs require multitasking.

Multitasking requires you to think about and concentrate on what you're doing. People can obviously listen to music while ironing, but you're not necessarily paying attention to it wholly.
And using more than one sense isn't multitasking. Don't confuse it. Of course, you can see and hear at the same time... they're so minor that they're subconscious.
Idk, try talking while typing something entirely different. You can't concentrate entirely on both at once.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/creative-leadership/201811/why-you-can-t-multi-task

Sure it is difficult to talk and type different things at the same time. But it isn’t impossible. Some things take practice.
Mar 30, 2020 6:39 AM

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I don't think it's weird but I often post stuff during work hour lmao.
Mar 30, 2020 6:42 AM

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I'm beginning to understand why you're associated with talking about your girlfriend a lot.
Mar 30, 2020 6:50 AM

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Nothing weird or unusual, only when eating and smoking cigs.
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Mar 30, 2020 6:51 AM
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My pet is sometimes begging me to use them as furniture while typing but I adamantly refuse.
Mar 30, 2020 7:55 AM
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If I'm enjoying some good hentai, I click the submit button with my dicsdhjkkken



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Mar 30, 2020 7:58 AM

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i struggle to find the post button and words to type as im in total darkness all the time
Mar 30, 2020 7:58 AM

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I post on the forum when there's nothing else for me to do currently.

Mar 30, 2020 8:59 AM
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Tylaen said:
I'm beginning to understand why you're associated with talking about your girlfriend a lot.

Fiancée actually. And I made that association myself in the describe your MAL personality in one sentence thread.
Mar 30, 2020 9:05 AM

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FlowersInTheRain said:
Tylaen said:
I'm beginning to understand why you're associated with talking about your girlfriend a lot.

Fiancée actually. And I made that association myself in the describe your MAL personality in one sentence thread.
I don't make the distinction, personally.

Also, the weirdest thing I do isn't particularly weird by the standards set in this thread. So I'm nothing-burger there.
Mar 30, 2020 9:14 AM
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Tylaen said:
FlowersInTheRain said:

Fiancée actually. And I made that association myself in the describe your MAL personality in one sentence thread.
I don't make the distinction, personally.

Also, the weirdest thing I do isn't particularly weird by the standards set in this thread. So I'm nothing-burger there.

Well fiancée is more official than girlfriend. It just means that the two people are promised to each other for marriage. People take girlfriend / boyfriend far too seriously. Technically cheating on a boyfriend or a girlfriend isn’t even really cheating but everyone gets upset (even I have). I guess it I because a lot of people don’t want to get married anymore or don’t care for it so boyfriend / girlfriend is the peak relationship status for them.
Mar 30, 2020 10:20 AM
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Posting on MAL is weird enough as it is.
Apr 1, 2020 10:32 AM

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Almost all my posts have been written while I'm... well, doing dirty things...

Apr 1, 2020 11:00 AM

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FlowersInTheRain said:
What weird things do you do?

I’m sure we’ve all posted while sat on the toilet, right?
Anything else?



I’ve posted on here while getting sucked (not always by my fiancée).
A bunch of times I’m typing on my phone with one hand while my other hand is squeezing my fiancée’s boob.
Most of the time I’m just doing boring stuff though like on a break at work.
My favourite time to be on here though is when I’m smoking weed and got the house to myself and watching anime on the big tv and hentai or porn on the PS4 and MAL on my phone or laptop and lofi music on in the background.

How about you guys?


Who is OP trying to convince?


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Apr 1, 2020 11:05 AM

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I turn my brain off. Not even deliberately, whenever I open this site my brain just leaves my body....
Apr 1, 2020 2:57 PM

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I posted on MAl while drunk or at work, one time my boss was walking next to my desk and I was on my phone trying to write a counter as to why 02 is best girl, he though I was messaging my gf because I had a dreadful look.
I don't remember other weird situations
Apr 2, 2020 2:39 AM

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adding unnecessary gifs and memes-

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I like your forum set. The signature to be more exact. I thought of making a profile with the same theme, but them I realized that I don't want to get banned, so I stopped myself.
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spread propaganda

and sip tea. ginger tea preferably
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Apr 4, 2020 7:41 PM

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The weirdest thing I do while posting on MAL is the act of posting on MAL.
Apr 4, 2020 8:50 PM

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All I can say is I will neither confirm nor deny having ever posted while simultaneously getting an erection that may or may not have been related to said post.
Apr 5, 2020 3:46 PM

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Posted while im molesting a decomposed parrot.




Apr 5, 2020 5:28 PM

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The Same old cycle of posting and video game unit training or practicing skills or picture collection. Mostly that kinda of stuff
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