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Are there any characters who had tasty looking body parts, that you wanted to cut them out, and cook them?

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Feb 10, 2020 10:15 AM
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I don't know, I'm not a cannibal, but love meat very much, and I especially appreciate when there is as little fat as possible.

For me personally, some of those characters who seem like they would taste good are Kefla from Dragon Ball, and Archer from Fate franchise.

https://myanimelist.net/character/157075/Kefla
- there is no entry for Archer on MAL, though...

In case of Kefla, her abs look like they would taste great roasted on a frying pan, and then eaten as a sandwich, with some tomato, lettuce, and just tiiiiny bit of olive oil.
Kefla is very strong, so it would probably take me some time to take her down, and after that, I would need to make her more tender, because of her hard body.
I'm not sure, if there would be any difference in taste between her normal self, and when she is transformed into a Super Saiyan.



As for Archer...
Well, in comparison to Kefla, while both of them are rather muscular, Archer definitely has more meat on himself, thus offering much more, especially when it comes to protein.
He has plenty of chest, but also a lot of abs, and let's not forget legs.

That being said, I am not really sure if it would be okay to simply termally process him, and be done with it; I mean, don't get me wrong, I am certain that he would taste amazing, but frankly, I see much more potential in having his meat spend some time in smokehouse, be it simply parts as they were cut, or maybe as sausages.



Are there any characters you yourself would like to eat?
Which ones?

Enjoy in thread.

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Btw, I'm not weird, or something like that, just like trying new things.
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Feb 10, 2020 10:24 AM
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I think we have a different definition of eating a character. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Feb 10, 2020 10:26 AM
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Please tell me this isn't a troll. This would be absolutely amazing.
I'm vegetarian so can't answer though.
Feb 10, 2020 10:26 AM
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Giorno Giovanna's hair looks like kürtőskalács


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Feb 10, 2020 10:28 AM
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is this reportable or

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Feb 10, 2020 10:30 AM
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TssParanoid said:
Please tell me this isn't a troll.

It isn't, and I actually thought of that about many people IRL.

Of course, I would never really do that since, well, you kind of first need to kill a person.
Feb 10, 2020 10:32 AM
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Dr. Lecter, is that you?


Theo1899 said:
Giorno Giovanna's hair looks like kürtőskalács




Makes you wanna put sausages in them
Feb 10, 2020 10:34 AM
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TssParanoid said:
Please tell me this isn't a troll. This would be absolutely amazing.
I'm vegetarian so can't answer though.
ara ara please dont eat me onii chan!

Feb 10, 2020 10:36 AM

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I want to eat Android 18's ass if that's what you mean.
Feb 10, 2020 10:37 AM
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I’ll eat them if they eat me if you catch my drift.
Feb 10, 2020 10:41 AM

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Psajdak said:

Of course, I would never really do that since, well, you kind of first need to kill a person.


So, hypothetically, if you were to find them already dead, you'd eat them?
Feb 10, 2020 10:43 AM

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You may have crossed a line with this thread.
Feb 10, 2020 10:44 AM

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MrAwesome2018 said:

I want to eat Android 18's ass if that's what you mean.

I'm pretty sure that android 18's ass would taste like metal or something similar to that since she' s a robot,the more you know.Nice piece of fanart btw
Feb 10, 2020 10:47 AM

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Missaliensan said:
I'm pretty sure that android 18's ass would taste like metal or something similar to that since she' s a robot,the more you know.Nice piece of fanart btw

Damn it, you ruined it! Or maybe i can put some sugar on it...
Feb 10, 2020 10:48 AM

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Umm...do you need a friend or a hug or something, because I'm deeply concerned for you right now. Mind you this is coming from someone who's not entirely mentally stable themselves.
Feb 10, 2020 10:51 AM
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Aight, that's enough internet for me today
Feb 10, 2020 10:54 AM

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I was a bit concerned when I read the title of the thread, then I saw who the OP was and I got better. Is interesting to learn about his vore fetish tho.
Feb 10, 2020 10:58 AM
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leftsockstealing said:

So, hypothetically, if you were to find them already dead, you'd eat them?
No, I would contact police because I just found a dead person.

jal90 said:
You may have crossed a line with this thread.
Why?
We are talking about fictional characters who are in the end just drawings, and besides, there are far worse things in the world than some guy with Pokemon nickname wishing to eat them.
Feb 10, 2020 10:58 AM

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niga what the flying fuck did i just read
You may have crossed a line with this thread.
Umm...do you need a friend or a hug or something, because I'm deeply concerned for you right now. Mind you this is coming from someone who's not entirely mentally stable themselves.
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Aight, that's enough internet for me today

I don't even need to add my own, all these guys wrote my response for me.


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Feb 10, 2020 11:01 AM

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How lovely

Though in my case licking rin's thighs and anything in between is as far as I'll go
Feb 10, 2020 11:01 AM

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Nope no never had thoughts of it lol..

Made by k3ti
Feb 10, 2020 11:05 AM

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Dude, you're on another level of making threads, your past ones were ok but this one...

Back to topic, I would totally eat this girl like ice cream
Feb 10, 2020 11:11 AM
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romagia said:
TssParanoid said:
Please tell me this isn't a troll. This would be absolutely amazing.
I'm vegetarian so can't answer though.
ara ara please dont eat me onii chan!


Tomatoes are by far my favourite fruit, so you might have pushed me to OP's side.
Feb 10, 2020 11:15 AM

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I‘m questioning this community more and more....
Feb 10, 2020 11:19 AM

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I'd like to burn Yuno Gasai's genitals with cigarette lighters.
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Feb 10, 2020 11:19 AM

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ysphyr said:
Dr. Lecter, is that you?


Theo1899 said:
Giorno Giovanna's hair looks like kürtőskalács




Makes you wanna put sausages in them


Kürtőskalács is very dry and sweet I don't think it goes well with sausages. It's great with vanilla ice cream from my experience
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Feb 10, 2020 11:23 AM
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Nice thread, much better than most, which are quite repetitive. Never really thought about it but I guess chopper from one piece, he’s a reindeer so it will be pretty similar to beef and they say the higher the quality feed your livestock eats, the better it tastes and that mofo’s diet consists of sanji’s cooking so he must be exquisite. Not to mention the choices you have from his different forms that might prove to enable a wide range of flavors/cuts.
Feb 10, 2020 11:24 AM

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I can eat all the sweet commanders from Big Mom's crew.They are literally sweets and who doesn't love sweets.I just want to eat Katakuri's Mochi(no homo).
Feb 10, 2020 11:26 AM

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I'm not even surprised you're the one who posted this
What a beautiful Duwang
Feb 10, 2020 11:27 AM
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Fate_Saber88 said:
I'd like to burn Yuno Gasai's genitals with cigarette lighters.


Horrible !! *hands you a blowtorch*

Also, I dropped Toriko, but everything in it especially Toriko himself, Coco and Sunny looked very edible.
Feb 10, 2020 11:30 AM

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Now this is a thread! A cursed thread at that.



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FoxFire75 said:
Fate_Saber88 said:
I'd like to burn Yuno Gasai's genitals with cigarette lighters.


Horrible !! *hands you a blowtorch*


Yuno is best girl, stop disrespecting her
Feb 10, 2020 11:35 AM
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Theo1899 said:

Kürtőskalács is very dry and sweet I don't think it goes well with sausages. It's great with vanilla ice cream from my experience


Ahhh, I see... I thought they were something like russian sausage rolls, but without a sausage
Feb 10, 2020 11:51 AM
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Well this thread is certainly original. Props.
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betaweeb said:
Nice thread, much better than most, which are quite repetitive. Never really thought about it but I guess chopper from one piece, he’s a reindeer so it will be pretty similar to beef and they say the higher the quality feed your livestock eats, the better it tastes and that mofo’s diet consists of sanji’s cooking so he must be exquisite. Not to mention the choices you have from his different forms that might prove to enable a wide range of flavors/cuts.


Poor Chopper......must suck to be considered as emergency food supply.
Feb 10, 2020 11:56 AM

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Good thread, this kinda stuff was needed
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sonofbatmanrp13 said:
I can eat all the sweet commanders from Big Mom's crew.They are literally sweets and who doesn't love sweets.I just want to eat Katakuri's Mochi(no homo).

I'm pretty sure they have whole islands full of that shit so you probably don't need to eat the sweeet commanders themselves.You just need to devour their islands like there's no tomorrow.
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Feb 10, 2020 11:58 AM

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Man, you will make a great interspecies reviewer.
I hate everyone equally
Feb 10, 2020 12:11 PM

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My boner is so confused right now...
Feb 10, 2020 12:12 PM

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I would love tasting Mordred's abs raw
I would eat most of the characters in this show


Emilia is trash
Feb 10, 2020 1:49 PM

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If i had to eat one then i would eat this character.



The guy is a freakin carrot.
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Feb 10, 2020 2:03 PM

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I love how once in a while the MAL forums are graced with such an amazing thread among all the daily burnable trash.

I dunno, any blob character looks like would taste nice roasted and sliced. Roasted slices of blob. Blob marinara. Blob au gratin. Blob in a stick. All nice and tender and juicy.
Feb 10, 2020 2:59 PM
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If I wasn't on MAL I would've assumed you were joking or meant it sexually. It's sort of messed up, actually, but at least it's fictional cannibalism this time around. Just see a doctor or something, you might need some help as that isn't a very normal thing to think about(especially in the specifics you did).
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Stop it, guys...
...y'all almost made me explode my school library with laughter
It was really hard to keep my laughing in XD

Seriously tho, wth is this thread?
Feb 10, 2020 3:03 PM

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this thread is just too... its just... wtf
Feb 10, 2020 3:03 PM

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..... What in the actual fuck did I just read? when I saw the title I thought you meant "Juicy characters" not in the literal way but in a "sexy/hot" way... this is straight out cannibalism. Well at least you only feel like this with fictional characters... but if you do feel this way towards any person then I suggest getting help as soon as possible. God speed.
Was honestly just about to say Rikka's thighs from Gridman but in no way have I ever thought of eating her in the literal way lol.
Feb 10, 2020 3:04 PM

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0 60 328i This is the only response I could come up with.
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The creator of Jashin-chan approves of this thread.
Least degenerate visual novel enjoyer.


Feb 10, 2020 3:22 PM

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There's quite a few Pokemon i'd be willing to eat. Magikarp, Vanillish and that Pokemon in sword and shield that children eat lol. I'd also eat the pig from Cat Soup.
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