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Oct 15, 2015 1:00 PM
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I would transfer all money to my account.

#GreaterGood
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So you mean if you had a wish that could be granted? Probably make it so when I become human again I have an unlimited supply of genie bottles.

Oct 15, 2015 1:04 PM
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Give myself the ability to play the role as a god longer.
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Oct 15, 2015 1:06 PM
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Destroy all animal life but for a single marmot, and watch his journey to its fateful end.
Oct 15, 2015 1:06 PM
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Give my life a sister with a brother complex.
Oct 15, 2015 1:30 PM
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Make the world into anime.
Oct 15, 2015 1:33 PM
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I don't want to be non-existent :(
Oct 15, 2015 1:35 PM
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I would transform myself into Dan Bilzerian and become the richest man in the world.
Oct 15, 2015 1:39 PM

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Delete Earth.
Cut and paste Borderlands' Pandora in its place.
Oct 15, 2015 1:40 PM

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SnugglyWhuggly said:
Delete Earth.
Cut and paste Borderlands' Pandora in its place.


You'd be dead in like the first minute.
Oct 15, 2015 1:41 PM

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Make Pokemon come to life.
Oct 15, 2015 1:42 PM

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What is the purpose of being a God for a whole fucking day if i can only do one thing?

How about giving you brains op?
Oct 15, 2015 1:42 PM
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SnugglyWhuggly said:
Delete Earth.
Cut and paste Borderlands' Pandora in its place.

This is GENIUS !! Who cares about Earth? All we care about is Pecs.
In fact fuck earth... 99.8% of the creatures on it are not exploding right now. This has to be fixed.
Err... I feel like blowing up the ocean now :D
Oct 15, 2015 1:43 PM

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hoopla123 said:
SnugglyWhuggly said:
Delete Earth.
Cut and paste Borderlands' Pandora in its place.


You'd be dead in like the first minute.


Not if he's Claptrap because Claptrap never dies.
Oct 15, 2015 1:43 PM

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JinxedMe said:
SnugglyWhuggly said:
Delete Earth.
Cut and paste Borderlands' Pandora in its place.

This is GENIUS !! Who cares about Earth? All we care about is Pecs.
In fact fuck earth... 99.8% of the creatures on it are not exploding right now. This has to be fixed.
Err... I feel like blowing up the ocean now :D


Go to China.
Oct 15, 2015 1:43 PM

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The ability to where no one ever questioned my extreme amount of money I would give myself.
Brace yourself.

Soon as LotGH 2017 comes out. The anime community is going to become so cancerous you will need to take cover and hide.
Oct 15, 2015 1:44 PM

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JinxedMe said:
SnugglyWhuggly said:
Delete Earth.
Cut and paste Borderlands' Pandora in its place.

This is GENIUS !! Who cares about Earth? All we care about is Pecs.
In fact fuck earth... 99.8% of the creatures on it are not exploding right now. This has to be fixed.
Err... I feel like blowing up the ocean now :D

The fact that Mr. Torgue will finally exist in the real world just makes my heart go doki doki.
Oct 15, 2015 1:45 PM

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Bang scarlett johansson
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Do awesome shit which can't be described in short sentences
I've been here way too long...
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SnugglyWhuggly said:
JinxedMe said:

This is GENIUS !! Who cares about Earth? All we care about is Pecs.
In fact fuck earth... 99.8% of the creatures on it are not exploding right now. This has to be fixed.
Err... I feel like blowing up the ocean now :D

The fact that Mr. Torgue will finally exist in the real world just makes my heart go doki doki.

No. NO no NO!....No.
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Oct 15, 2015 1:47 PM
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Monad said:
What is the purpose of being a God for a whole fucking day if i can only do one thing?

How about giving you brains op?


Because for the reminder of the day you could hang out in heaven with Jesus. Jesus is love Jesus is life.

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Give myself the ability to play the role as a god longer.


I'm sure that God could appreciate that.
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SnugglyWhuggly said:
JinxedMe said:

This is GENIUS !! Who cares about Earth? All we care about is Pecs.
In fact fuck earth... 99.8% of the creatures on it are not exploding right now. This has to be fixed.
Err... I feel like blowing up the ocean now :D

The fact that Mr. Torgue will finally exist in the real world just makes my heart go doki doki.


Sorry to ruin your dreams guy but he said ONE THING. So after you delete earth you can do no more. Pasting another world is a second thing.
Oct 15, 2015 1:51 PM

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I would the existence of God known and proven to all of mankind

and the I would hope that it was enough to stop the killing, corruption, sexual abuse, betrayals, and every other horrible thing we as humans do to ourselves and each other.
Oct 15, 2015 1:51 PM

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Monad said:
Sorry to ruin your dreams guy but he said ONE THING. So after you delete earth you can do no more. Pasting another world is a second thing.

In that case, just paste Pandora over Earth. Simples.
Oct 15, 2015 2:28 PM

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End Humanity
I love Christine

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary; In proportion as he simplifies his life, the laws of the universe will appear less complex, and solitude will not be solitude, nor poverty poverty, nor weakness weakness." - Henry David Thoreau


Oct 15, 2015 2:32 PM

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end world hunger.

Look alive sunshine!
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Its time to do it now and do it loud
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Oct 15, 2015 2:35 PM

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I would find someone I trusted, and make them God too.
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gummyghost said:
end world hunger.

Make everyone equally obese :D
Sorry I had to XDD
Oct 15, 2015 2:37 PM

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Blarey said:
hoopla123 said:


You'd be dead in like the first minute.


Not if he's Claptrap because Claptrap never dies.


Last time I remember, didn't all the Claptraps except one die out?

Good luck.
Oct 15, 2015 2:46 PM

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for evil
Oct 15, 2015 2:47 PM

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Convert everyone to Buddhism or Taoism.
Oct 15, 2015 5:36 PM

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Watch the end of One Piece in the future.
"Let Justice Be Done!"

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Fight again, fight again for justice!
Oct 15, 2015 5:37 PM

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DisdainMatto said:
End Humanity
Oct 15, 2015 5:38 PM
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bring fanny packs back into style
but maybe that's what I'd do if I were satan for a day
Oct 15, 2015 5:38 PM

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Make myself be able to do more than just one thing.
Oct 15, 2015 5:39 PM

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Basically what this says...



Nothing.
Oct 15, 2015 8:33 PM

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In trying to answer this question, I realised why I'm not God.

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I would transfer all money to my account.

#GreaterGood

LOL
The economy would crash and authorities would bring about a new currency, making your money worthless.
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Oct 15, 2015 8:37 PM

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Everyone and everything looks like anime now. The world is saved.
My waifu, do not steal.
Oct 15, 2015 8:39 PM
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Anti-Illuminatus said:
Destroy all animal life but for a single marmot, and watch his journey to its fateful end.
That's some epic shit you got planned there
gone bai bai
Oct 15, 2015 8:45 PM

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Give myself powers of telekinesis and dominate the world.
Oct 15, 2015 8:47 PM

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World Peace.
"Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. And some will lose more than the tips off their fingers, I promise you. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that"
Oct 15, 2015 8:50 PM
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Kill Sean Penn
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Oct 15, 2015 8:50 PM

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Populate the world's oceans with 5 megalodons.
Oct 15, 2015 8:54 PM
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give myself bigger hands
Oct 15, 2015 8:54 PM
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force everyone to watch me give myself a blowjob or force every one to give themselves a blowjob or blow everone off and go to a stripclub and get a blow job or get a job blowing away all the sinners of the world who had such lude and indecent thoughts about their bodies as the "the punisher" yI mean the bl. th blow job punisher" yeah
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I'd give myself god powers so even if I lose my status of being a god, I will still retain it's powers.
Oct 16, 2015 2:37 AM

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I changed the bible just to annoy the christian belief.

Nah, I would make my waifu alive.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Oct 16, 2015 2:47 AM

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Purge the heretics
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