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chinlamp said: This one I just heard on Good News Week in relation to a Romanian news story. "If you can't stand the heat, stop sucking your husband off while he's cooking pancakes." Now you guys. Odd what story exactly? |
chinlamp said: Wow, that's amazing and the saying to match it is so good.Pinguinus said: chinlamp said: This one I just heard on Good News Week in relation to a Romanian news story. "If you can't stand the heat, stop sucking your husband off while he's cooking pancakes." Now you guys. Odd what story exactly? A Romanian man was cooking pancakes while his wife was kneeling performing a sexual act. In the throes of passion he lost his grip on the frying pan and spilled some hot oil onto her head. In pain she bit down, and he had to whack her over the head with the frying pan to make her let go. Makes you wonder how busy this guy was, having to multi task being sucked off and cooking pancakes... |
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mightykid218 said: there is a gerbil in my asshole -richard gere There's a scene from mallrats that has a lot to do with said situation, but I can't find it on youtube. It went something like this... "my uncle went to the mall to buy a cat, he went home and got it stuck up his ass, the doctors said it was the weirdest thing they ever saw. 2 weeks later I see him at the mall buying another cat, and I said to him "why are you buying another cat? you're just gonna get this one stuck up your ass too" He said to me "how the hell else am I meant to get the gerbal out?" My uncle is a pretty weird guy..." |
Kurtz said: mightykid218 said: there is a gerbil in my asshole -richard gere There's a scene from mallrats that has a lot to do with said situation, but I can't find it on youtube. It went something like this... "my uncle went to the mall to buy a cat, he went home and got it stuck up his ass, the doctors said it was the weirdest thing they ever saw. 2 weeks later I see him at the mall buying another cat, and I said to him "why are you buying another cat? you're just gonna get this one stuck up your ass too" He said to me "how the hell else am I meant to get the gerbal out?" My uncle is a pretty weird guy..." this sound really, really familiar. I think I've seen bits of it on Comedy Central, not sure. another fun quote was one I saw in spam. Can't remember who said it, but some kid was asking for help on homework and they replied with "your name isn't symmetrical. You aren't worth helping." |
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