| If there is one thing I find sexy as hell in a woman, it's responsibility. |
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| 1.Has to have a sense of humor. I can't be around someone who can't take a joke. 2.It'd be great if they had similar interests, but I'm fine with someone who's at least open minded about them. 3.My friends are like family to me, so anyone who tries to get me to choose between friends and them, instant no from me. Especially if they aren't willing to give up their own friends. Could probably think of some more things,but those are the three main ones. |
| 1. Sense of humor 2. I should be able to hang out with her and go hiking, etc., without too much complaining. 3. Has her own life, or at least doesn't demand constant attention. 4. Likes cuddling 5. Not overly jealous and is okay with me having female platonic friends and coworkers. 6. Not religious or conservative. 7. Has common decency and is intelligent about money. I can pay for dates. Hell, sometimes I pay for friends. But I'm not made of money. 8. Sexually compatible. People sometimes don't like to admit that relationships are about sex as well, but it turns out to be a pretty big issue. |
| My subjective reviews: katsureview.wordpress.com THE CHAT CLUB. |
| should be talkative and have a booty. |
| Someone who get's my sarcasm and appreciate a little bit of humour. |
 It’s okay to look back at the past, just don’t stare too long |
| someone that just naturally loves me and essentially "saves" me. ? And that would simply blossom into life-lasting relationship? I mean, love is fairly natural occurrence. But finding it is extremely difficult. And finding mutual love is even more so. The test trials/"making it work" relationships that "I kinda like you." or typical confusion for lust instead of love attempting relationships. Or financial needs relationships are broken and pointless relationships. So basically. I just want natural partner. |
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| Someone who has a twisted sense humor, someone who is open minded, dominate, trust worthy, and funny. |
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sensei said: That is very creepy and unhealthy. A mindset like that is surely a way to end up in an unhealthy controlling relationship when the other cannot meet such expectations.Ideally, my partner would be loyal to me and I would be the only person in their life that would matter to them. |
SphinxterMar 26, 2019 8:59 AM
 It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| I only date 10s, or mature rich single women. |
| Let's start with the most important things: Now things that are a huge plus: And things that aren't that important but I think having them is a good thing: Of course the list continues and I doubt people will find the person who matches with all their preferences. Obviously you can't become "funny", intelligent or great at sex just like that. But there are a lot of things that you can improve or change about yourself that can increase your chances of finding a partner as well the ability to reach certain compromises with the person once you are in a relationship. |
| Nothing, I prefer to indulge in my hobbies as much as I can and mentally date my prompt bug hallucinations, they're kawaii as fuck. |
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Maneki-Mew said: - loves anime and manga - loves absolutely the same anime and manga as I do, because we all know that's the most important thing in the world - same for music and everything else. It's not like you choose your partner because of these criterias, when you are 15. - has absolutely the same opinions like me, so I only hear what I want to hear - has two master degrees at least and works towards her phds. - speaks three foreign languages at minimum. - knows everything, when you ask her. - best cook in the world - looks not under a 10/10 woman - wakes up with perfectly fine make-up - best manners and healthiest life style you could imagine - never a bad day or mood swings - never has problems or makes it hard for you to deal with her - so athletic she could run a marathon and still looks 10/10 - so kind that she works at an animal shelter and in a soup kitchen in her free time. And on weekends she should protest for world peace, love and shit. - good sense of humor is of course what I consider as funny. - preferred name: Mary Sue This reply is amazing. Seconded. :D |
| basically this: jokes aside, i just want a best friend type of relationship. all my previous relationships(?) were more like puppy love and it sucked, i want to be able to talk comfortably and joke around with my partner like close friends. im still young though so its not like im expecting anything serious for a long while |
  ☆ myfigurecollection / steam / instagram ❝it repeats again; a flashback, the buzzing cicadas... and you, who will never come back.❞ |
| Clingy Kind and pure-hearted Funny Has similar interests Attractive would be nice but she doesn't have to be Wants to spend most of her time with me ..oh shit i just literally mentioned my crush |
Maybe you will have more luck going for guys without a pulse? |
| Who jumps on board putting up with all my antics |
Maurex said: High standards here — the flesh doesn't begin to rot until a few days after the pulse has ended.I just want her to have a pulse and nothing more |
It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate". — Bertrand Russell |
| To tell the truth, I do not take into account physical attractiveness at all. I have rather vague preferences, or rather, I'm not interested or judgmental about physical appearance. I think we are all the same. I have more preference towards the personality of that person, as well as the fact that I am willing to agree on any subject. Obviously, it does not have to have the same tastes as me, only with respecting the preferences, hobbies and tastes of both people would be the first step to establish a relationship of trust. |
   You and the rose are connected. Know the weight of your own life |
| they need to be lively, full of humor and laughter I can't seem to get along with dry ass people |
| I want a grilll with big airbags and no personality, like any self-respecting weeb. Has to be old enough tho, I check ID cards of new sub aspirants. Seiya said: I would like someone who: - Is a male - Has nice hair with bangs/fringe - Has no facial hair or body hair - Has no tattoos or body piercings - Doesn't drink, smoke or do any drugs - Doesn't spend all day on their phone - Likes Anime, Manga and video games at least a little That's like, 90% superficial shit, but okay. darven said: Someone who is sadistic, dominant, not intolerant, mind open and not an smoker. *takes a long puff* Are you intolerant and close-minded towards smoking? |
DeathkoMar 29, 2019 4:08 AM
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Deathko said: darven said: Someone who is sadistic, dominant, not intolerant, mind open and not an smoker. *takes a long puff* Are you intolerant and close-minded towards smoking? Hahaha, I never said people aren't allowed to or can't smoke. My father used to smoke pretty (too) often, and that has made me quite intolerant to the smell of ciggarets in general, I start coughing and feeling not so well if I spend too much time around someone who is smoking. It's not a crime to be concerned about your own health, I guess. Or you can call me an hypocritical, whatever. |
| I'm currently in a happy long-term relationship with the love of my life. If I was single, however, I'd look for a woman of 18 years or older that: Doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, or have any body piercings I don't mind tattoos if they look very sexy on her. I prefer seeing skin. Great personality and sense of humor (I joke around a LOT.) Kind-hearted and sweet. (There are too many beautiful mean women in the world.) Comfortable acting silly with me at any given time Beautiful face Long curly red hair (I love to play with a woman's hair.) Great body (Can be athletic or petite. I like both.) and butt. Has a genuine interest in most of my hobbies. (Movies, video games, comic books, anime, sports, and writing.) She doesn't need to love them. She can even hate an interest of mine as long as she doesn't judge me for enjoying it. |
| nice 50000 threads like these already and like people post and hope that their perfect wifu manifests out of thin air and pms them and fixes their life IM GETTING BAITED TOO > FEMALE GENDER > REASONABLE > DOESN'T FLIP OUT AND CAN TALK THINGS OVER (and if we do end up flipping out then we can still COMMUNICATE, cus there are a lot of people // females // that it's impossible to communicate with when they get mad) > isn't material (but yeah obviously we need money to live and shit but ppl making retarded drama over this doesn't help) > likes BeIng onLy ThE tWO of Us. > likes dank memes (especially incest or racist ones cus they're absolutely hilarious, in general the edgier the better as long as no people were mortally harmed in the production of the mem DX) > id say listens to suggestions and stuff but i think all that shit fits within reasonable i mean i was gonna write more but i got bored |
lots of music -  |
| Someone who will not make me feel bored? uwu |
| Someone who makes me smile and makes me feel comfy. |
| ~Where's Gnasty Gnorc? I'll torch him!~ |
| Amazing face Amazing... you know Likes Anime Hates religion |
| - Nice - Can't be racist - Can cook perferably (I can't xD) - Not obese (Kinda a turn off) - Smart - Knows what hardship is like, can work through it - Likes kids, maybe - Female I've never really tried looking, but it doesn't seem worth it. Too many toxic people out there. |
Maneki-Mew said: - loves anime and manga - loves absolutely the same anime and manga as I do, because we all know that's the most important thing in the world - same for music and everything else. It's not like you choose your partner because of these criterias, when you are 15. - has absolutely the same opinions like me, so I only hear what I want to hear - has two master degrees at least and works towards her phds. - speaks three foreign languages at minimum. - knows everything, when you ask her. - best cook in the world - looks not under a 10/10 woman - wakes up with perfectly fine make-up - best manners and healthiest life style you could imagine - never a bad day or mood swings - never has problems or makes it hard for you to deal with her - so athletic she could run a marathon and still looks 10/10 - so kind that she works at an animal shelter and in a soup kitchen in her free time. And on weekends she should protest for world peace, love and shit. - good sense of humor is of course what I consider as funny. - preferred name: Mary Sue Good luck, you'll need it, like really really need it. |
| Must be interesting to talk to. S/he should be able to list hobbies/interests other than just anime, games, etc. Shared hobbies are good, but not really necessary. Preferably not a smoker, though it isn't THAT bad as long as I don't have to breathe the smoke in. Religious or not doesn't matter, but I don't think I can get along with someone religious or someone who's atheist if they have a "holier-than-thou" attitude. |
HotPocketChris said: Anivo said: - Nice - Can't be racist - Can cook perferably (I can't xD) - Not obese (Kinda a turn off) - Smart - Knows what hardship is like, can work through it - Likes kids, maybe - Female I've never really tried looking, but it doesn't seem worth it. Too many toxic people out there. you can find girls like that at a local church lol. lol maybe, I'm kinda old school. Not really religious so f my luck |
| I am not sure yet, I'm still searching XD Traits that I like so far: - Makes me laugh. - Witty. - Not too lovey-dovey. |
| - Attractive (Cannot be fat whatsoever) - Academically Smart - Socially Smart - Good personality - Christian |
MilomiteApr 1, 2019 5:41 AM
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| ideally, - intj/infj/entj/enfj - fluent at english - use glasses - similar sense of humor as mine - can cook - loves anime, similar taste. - loves music, similar taste. - doesn't mind me playing games - silently perverted, love lewd stuffs, basically a thot - knowledgeable |
| Looks don't really matter to me, I just want someone with shared interests, similar politics and a kind heart. |
megregoresoda said: -Doesn't matter what gender they are as long as the booty is cute. -Intelligent, capable of thinking for themself. They should be able to give logical reasoning for their opinions and be mature enough to admit when they're wrong. -Should be able to respect me being a witch and into the occult. They don't need to agree with my views, they just have to be able to respect that this is an important part of my life and I'm not converting to anything for them, nor do I expect them to do that for me. -Hopefully not vanilla, and if so at least open to possibly trying new things. Their boundaries would be respected regardless. -Open-minded and mature about the topic of sexuality. Not homophobic, or the type to shame stuff just because it's weird, but not to the point where they pull an Amos Yee. -Open-minded and mature about the topic of gender. Not a misogynist, misandrist, or transphobe. -Provides lots of cuddles. -Not normal, unique in some way. -Genuinely likes my quirks. -And if they can cosplay as Micah Bell, that would be yeehawlicious. You're a witch? Where's the logical reasoning in that? |
miyadera said: basically this: jokes aside, i just want a best friend type of relationship. all my previous relationships(?) were more like puppy love and it sucked, i want to be able to talk comfortably and joke around with my partner like close friends. im still young though so its not like im expecting anything serious for a long while Exactly this, I just want a best friend I can do sexy stuff with. :) |
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