The end of days is upon us folks. Everything we learned up will be used against us, to test our mettle! The grand finale is HERE!!!
Last time on LWA, Croix got her ass handed, Akko saves Chariot, two share a touching scene, and Akko unlocks the Grand Triskelion and now there's a missile. As it turns out, the missile is filled with the hate boner of the world and now wants to blow the world with it (.....Ew) It's impossible, with the speed the bogey's going, that missile might as well blow up the country, have a fru-fru drink, and then blow up another country for funsies, in just 30 MINUTES. But Akko, being the little sunspot, plans on catching up to the missile by combining their broomsticks (Like the climax of Ghostbusters [Mel Gibson ver.] THEY COMBINE THEIR PROTON PACK!!!) and stop it. Akko establish Diana, Lotte, Sucy, Amanda, Constanze, Jasminka, Chariot, Croix (Yes, EVEN Croix. HEY, be lucky we didn't deck you in the schnoz) and herself, as the Nine New Witches (Makes you wonder how the Nine OLDE Witches were formed, was it the golem from the movie sequel?) So, they don their new magical gear, combine their flying broomsticks (Notice how Diana's the one in the front while Akko's second) and head off into the far reaches of
Well said, Tim Curry, well said.
Meanwhile, the government is planning on how to stop the missile. Gorilla chins (Yeah, I'm going to call him that for now on, Call him Gorichin, for short) wants to keep the info underground, but Andrew's father disagrees to this, even though he knows no one will believe that. But Andrew insists they tell them what's going on. This scene does give an air of tension ti the event, though the men arguing about keeping info underground was needless enough. So they try to hack into the system (C'mon guys, by the time you're done, it would have blown up Asia, then Europe, and you guys would find a prank mail in the missile system, i.e it's hate-boner magic is impregnable!!) But all of a sudden, people are getting live feed broadcast showing our brave girls.....braving towards the missile. First Jasminka is left off, then Constanze, and afterwards Amanda, and how are they going to survive in the fricking Ozone layer? Jasminka was in the Troposphere, I get that, but what about the rest? Oh of course, Sucy and Lotte combine their toxic and faerie magic respectively to give a maximum boost to the broom, leaving them behind as well. Guys I know they have their broomsticks and all, but unless those new magic gear gives them high tolerance to low air pressure, they're screwed. Now it's up to Diana and Akko to stop the behemoth, but do they even have enough magic left?
But all of a sudden, Chie from Persona(?) tells the mob to stop wrecking those haters and start combining their focus into the witches. And that's when Croix interferes our program (even the Shounen Ai. [Yes, I checked!]) to give us a special announcement, from Chariot herself. They plead the good-hearted people who are watching to believe in the girls and stop that %$#%^&ing missile, and the craziest thing, THEY DO! They're not like the folks from DBZ, no they went off and gave their energy to Akko and Diana.
Welp, might as well give some ours now. If we're going to start charity, might as well start here.
The Fuel Spirit kicks in and Akko and Diana are closing in. However, two missiles intercept the bogey, and fail miserably. Did that missile pop out from Merry Melodies or what?!?! Akko and Diana chase the missile, turning whatever the hate threw at them into fluffy cute...things. But it's still not enough and the missile knocks Akko off the broom, and just then we see the legendary flash. The legendary broomstick returns and the missile chase after the two. The chase and the end fight is amazing, drawing every bit of your breath from your lungs, and deal the finishing blow. Wait, (looks over the window) HEY! you forgot to spread happiness and joy into my country you....wait
(looks at the calendar) Well would you look at that, it's Eid. THANKS!!!
As the episode comes to a close, Croix owns up to her mistakes and is sent to prison, while Akko starts practicing her broom skills, while everyone enjoys a lovely picnic, even the two bitches join in. Andrew finally returns her hat along with Frank to drops by and say hi. And then, it happens, Akko FINALLY flies! On her own broom! Happy days!
10/10= DEFINITELY!!
9-8/10= Agreeable.
anything below that,..........why?
But it's over, it's finally over. Trigger kept me on the edge, SO FAR, that I have missed out on Re;Creators, another promising show, but definitely not as much as Little Witch Academy. But let us look back at our anime watch history and reminisce all the great moments we had during it's run. By now, this post might as well be lost to the confines of time and endless information. Because, it's over and until then, all we can do is salute to our little sunspot and say,
WAIT! Who said that? The line at the end, Who said, "She flew".........W-W-who...
AND now someone was cured from a cancer, that had a 1% chance of survival, saved a group of children from undernourishment, all while killing a tyrant in an epic Spartan fashion, and I have diabetes and got butterfingers. |