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Feb 8, 2016 1:04 PM
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It's still there in one piece, no mold, mildew or decomposition just the scent of cardboard, and people still put this poison in their body, I don't know what chemicals they put in the McNuggets and fries, but if it leads to them being in one piece after over half a decade, then it most likely isn't good for you.


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Feb 8, 2016 1:06 PM
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that's why I don't eat McShit
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Feb 8, 2016 1:09 PM
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LMAO. I saw a story of a dude that bought a burger from McDonald's and forgot that he left it in his coat pocket. He found it 14 years later and it looked brand new. xD

Feb 8, 2016 1:10 PM
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Yes I saw that FAST FOOD IS BAD movie in middle school too.

Also, not sure what this is even supposed to prove. Your body breaks it down and shits it out. Nobody eats it because it is healthy.
Feb 8, 2016 1:10 PM
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This is one of the main reasons why I never go to McDo. Bah.
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Feb 8, 2016 1:20 PM
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so because it looks the same after 6 years it's bad to eat? Interesting.
Feb 8, 2016 1:24 PM
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Obviously not healthy in the long term, however acids in your body obliterate food.
Feb 8, 2016 1:31 PM
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Ravioli_Ravioli said:
so because it looks the same after 6 years it's bad to eat? Interesting.

it's aliens. humans would decompose after 6 years. eating humans is more natural than eating McNuggets.

Feb 8, 2016 1:34 PM
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I have the feeling I have seen the same thing 6 years ago. Actually yeah I did, a hella lot of people did the "buy fast food and let it rest for years" thing

It's duuuuumb
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Feb 8, 2016 1:34 PM
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im still gonna eat at fast foods, my digestive system will take care of what they are serving
Feb 8, 2016 1:35 PM

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when something is more salt and preservatives rather than food, you have to question whether is should be eaten at all
i'm still going to eat kfc though
Feb 8, 2016 1:36 PM
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mmm chicken nuggets are so banging, I could eat 12 of those.
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Feb 8, 2016 1:37 PM

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Mkim said:
I have the feeling I have seen the same thing 6 years ago.
Yeah, those chicken nuggets, cause they haven't changed.

Ravioli_Ravioli said:
so because it looks the same after 6 years it's bad to eat? Interesting.
You mean you don't normally base your diet on how much mold a food accumulates? What are you, some kind of weirdo?
Feb 8, 2016 1:38 PM

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Shit if I eat this stuff will it stop the aging process for me as well?
I've been here way too long...
Feb 8, 2016 1:39 PM
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Mkim said:
I have the feeling I have seen the same thing 6 years ago.
Yeah, those chicken nuggets, cause they haven't changed.
heuheueh, kay, kay. You got me there
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Feb 8, 2016 1:39 PM

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Why do you think they called them McNuggets, it's not just some marketing tactic to profit on their bite-size shape. Do you know what a "nugget" is slang for OP? Its a person with no arms or legs.

Now if you think about it it all makes sense, McDonalds is slicing up people without any limbs and turning them into chicken mcnuggets. Amputees can't run, they can try to hide but they can't feed themselves so its inevitable they will be found. They're the perfect prisoner. Open your eyes people, you're eating the disabled.
Feb 8, 2016 1:48 PM

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I like the smoothies and the milkshakes. Oops. Regardless, I eat a bunch of crap anyway.
Feb 8, 2016 1:51 PM

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It's not like it's going to discourage people that eat there - they already know that. And people that do not eat there will have one more reason to avoid it. So nothing changes.
Feb 8, 2016 1:58 PM

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Well

This is why I eat real food and not McD
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Feb 8, 2016 2:05 PM

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TheConquerer said:
Shit if I eat this stuff will it stop the aging process for me as well?

Yep, it's the fountain of youth.

Shame Ponce de Leon never thought to stop by a McDonald's.
Feb 8, 2016 2:07 PM

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Remind me of this show where dudes ate a 5 year old swiss roll. I don't see a problem. Even in the olden times there were plenty of ways to make preservable food. One year aged fish in much less hygienic conditions can't be better than mcnuggets.
Feb 8, 2016 2:13 PM

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yeah if anything i'd think this is a positive for McDonalds. It's just like salted pork to the max. I thought it was gonna be something gross lol.
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Feb 8, 2016 2:29 PM
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I bought a burger from jack in the box a few years ago and the bread had mold
Feb 8, 2016 2:43 PM

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I don't eat fast food anyway so I'm good I suppose.

Feb 8, 2016 2:51 PM

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I'm sure one or two of those every now and then isn't gonna kill you, but okay.
Feb 8, 2016 2:51 PM

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I get that it didnt even decompose, but even after 2 months the cardboard box should have decomposed....

so where the heck did she keep it? the fridge? a sealed room/box?

i get that McMurderyouinyoursleep's food has a lot of chemicals and its bad for you and all that, but honestly bury in the ground for 6 years and do a real experiment.

the thermal paper wasnt even affected outside of a small blotch meaning it definitely wasnt left to try and decompose somewhere outside where there could be high heat.

to me the fact that the box and the receipt were still in tact just screams biased article haha.

yeah chicken nuggets are basically glorified beef jerky. if you let the moisture evaporate the massive amounts of salt alone are enough to preserve it. yeah add in some chemicals and protect it so that not even the receipt is damaged and you have an article you can wave at people and try and fear monger them lol.
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Feb 8, 2016 4:14 PM

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I don't care what they put in it, I'll still eat it.
Feb 8, 2016 4:27 PM

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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....

I don't give a shit!

I LOVE McDonalds and fast food, fuck you hatterz!

And stop pretending like none of you people ever eat fast food.....Jesus!
Feb 8, 2016 4:32 PM

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NasalShark said:
Why do you think they called them McNuggets, it's not just some marketing tactic to profit on their bite-size shape. Do you know what a "nugget" is slang for OP? Its a person with no arms or legs.

Now if you think about it it all makes sense, McDonalds is slicing up people without any limbs and turning them into chicken mcnuggets. Amputees can't run, they can try to hide but they can't feed themselves so its inevitable they will be found. They're the perfect prisoner. Open your eyes people, you're eating the disabled.


I don't know why but I'm really in the mood for some McNuggets now.

Feb 8, 2016 4:34 PM

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Well, good thing I don't eat in McDonalds anymore...
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Feb 8, 2016 4:36 PM

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NasalShark said:
Why do you think they called them McNuggets, it's not just some marketing tactic to profit on their bite-size shape. Do you know what a "nugget" is slang for OP? Its a person with no arms or legs.

Now if you think about it it all makes sense, McDonalds is slicing up people without any limbs and turning them into chicken mcnuggets. Amputees can't run, they can try to hide but they can't feed themselves so its inevitable they will be found. They're the perfect prisoner. Open your eyes people, you're eating the disabled.
You can't stop my evil plan anymore.

No, but seriously, people do understand that everything is made out of "chemicals", right?

And eating McDonalds once in a blue moon, won't do shit to you. I mean, eating ANYTHING IN EXCESS can prove to be harmful.




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Feb 8, 2016 4:39 PM

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looks delicious, makes me hungry now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)




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Feb 8, 2016 8:05 PM

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It's still there in one piece, no mold, mildew or decomposition .


You/the lady say that like it's a bad thing.

I mean come on, that lady in the article didn't even bother to post a picture of 6 year old bananas or celery and such.
Feb 8, 2016 8:10 PM

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It's still there in one piece, no mold, mildew or decomposition .


You/the lady say that like it's a bad thing.

I mean come on, that lady in the article didn't even bother to post a picture of 6 year old bananas or celery and such.


You would eat that Happy Meal that's been long expired? I do not think you would survive eating that, looks are deceiving when it comes to food and being safe to eat. It's the same with water, seeing a clear, clean looking stream may not mean it's safe to drink right away if ever you could get dysentery or giardia from it.


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http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/heres-why-mcdonalds-burgers-don-t-rot
I hate it when people act like some type of fast food is literal poison.
McDonalds food is perfectly fine food.Its not poisonous. Its not killig your kids. Its burgers.

Fresh apples arent healthy food if you eat nothing but fresh apples. McDonalds food is containing alot of sugar and salt which is perfectly fine to eat, but unhealthy if you eat too much of it
So just dont eat it every day

There is not a single type of food in the world that you can call healthy. The only healthy food is a diverse, balanced diet
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And even more important is that its fucking delicious
Feb 8, 2016 9:00 PM

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dude the guy ordered no sauce with his chicken mcnuggets
what the fuck is wrong with him

Feb 8, 2016 9:10 PM

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Maybe it'll cut my lifespan by 5 years, big deal, I'm old as heck by then anyways.
Feb 8, 2016 10:25 PM

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It's still there in one piece, no mold, mildew or decomposition just the scent of cardboard, and people still put this poison in their body, I don't know what chemicals they put in the McNuggets and fries, but if it leads to them being in one piece after over half a decade, then it most likely isn't good for you.

I dunno, I'd rather go with the test sample of millions of people consuming it every day for decades now and nothing bad happening.

Also, McDonalds was one of the main parts of my diet when I was going through 28-0 amateur boxing. Always felt great if I ate a meal, which always made me mentally ready to perform well. In the end, we humans don't live for too long so you better fuckin enjoy yourselves while you can LOL.
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Feb 8, 2016 10:29 PM

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What? McDonald's isn't good for me?
This is an outrage! I thought it was health food.

On another note, McDonald's and other fast food places aren't the only places that serve food that isn't good for you.
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Mc donalds would make great post apocalypse rations. Last longer than anything in the supermarket...

Feb 9, 2016 1:34 AM

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lol @ scare tactic. What's next? Strangers on the internet want to eat my brains? Standardized testing are the only gauge for intelligence? Conservatives AND Muslims are all heartless killers?

What a pathetic clickbait in an attempt to scare me. It doesn't work. I want credible research, not just 'huh, this happened. Must be terrible'.
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Feb 9, 2016 1:40 AM

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Why try to prove something that doesn't need proving?
Feb 9, 2016 3:41 AM

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Yeahh.. I'm glad its been a while since I've eaten those.
Feb 9, 2016 4:43 AM

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and people can still eat ww2 rations, must be shit too. Its all the preservatives and newspaper masquerading as meat. Its low quality food but its not like its Satan. Dried biscuits don't mold either.
Feb 9, 2016 5:31 AM

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lol, if bacteria hasn't eaten away that meat there's some pretty strong preservatives in that. They certainly shouldn't still be sat there that's for sure.
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Feb 9, 2016 5:42 AM

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Hoppy said:


You would eat that Happy Meal that's been long expired? I do not think you would survive eating that, looks are deceiving when it comes to food and being safe to eat. It's the same with water, seeing a clear, clean looking stream may not mean it's safe to drink right away if ever you could get dysentery or giardia from it.


I'm not a gourmet chef or anything, but it's probably better to eat 6 year old non-spoiled food (McD) over 6 year old spoiled food.
Feb 9, 2016 6:06 AM
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It's funny when the people who write these articles try to discourage us from eating food like that. I don't care, it still tastes good.
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Feb 9, 2016 6:49 AM

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Fuck that, It still tastes good and cheap too. I don't recommend it daily though.
Feb 9, 2016 6:55 AM

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If or when the apocalypse happens and society breaks down, at least we know that McDonald's will be there for us.
Feb 9, 2016 7:08 AM

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If or when the apocalypse happens and society breaks down, at least we know that McDonald's will be there for us.


Well, It wouldn't be so edible after sometime of the actual cooking. It will be in good shape though, I'm sure you wouldn't even try eat it after say, 1 or 2 months.
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