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Nov 21, 2014 6:56 PM
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For example,

Ebola mutates and makes people turn into zombies very quickly. The virus spreads through direct contact with blood or body fluids of an infected person. Zombies bite people and so on. It gets out of control and the outbreak affects every country.

You see emergency news broadcasts and Martial Law is imposed. You probably have some time until shit hits the fan thus the choice to stock up on equipment, medicine, food etc. if you don't have them. Bit risky though as there will be a lot of people doing the same resulting in crowds. If there is/are infected among the crowd you're probably screwed.

I guess from then you either have the decision to go to a shelter, where there will be military personnel, medical facilities etc. or you could travel to an isolated area where there aren't many people. In the case of the latter you will probably have to be able to fend for yourself and either know or learn quickly how to survive. In either case eventually things will turn to shit and you'll probably have to master the art of killing or roll over and die.

So yeah what are you going to do? What equipment and supplies are you going to take with you? Are you going alone or are you going to stick with your friends and/or your family?






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Nov 21, 2014 7:10 PM
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I take all weapons we have here at my place. Build a camp with some mates and neighbours up on the hill. Do some raides to begin with in the city for food and stuff, and later only eat of the meet of mooses.

Everybody makes fun of the hillbilly, until the zombie apocalypse


Nov 21, 2014 7:11 PM
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I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death
Nov 21, 2014 7:14 PM
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VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death
Dehydration's a nasty way to go.
Nov 21, 2014 7:19 PM
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I'd attempt to put up a fight, but if I realized that there was no way I could win, I would steal a jet plane and fly to Antarctica. There's no guarantee how long I would last alive there, but it's better than becoming a zombie.

Nov 21, 2014 7:21 PM
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there are plenty of mountains where i live, so i will hide there
Nov 21, 2014 7:21 PM
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VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death


Pretty much this.
Nov 21, 2014 7:28 PM
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Keep Calm and Love Ebola Chan.
Nov 21, 2014 8:14 PM
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Mods should lock this thread.
Nov 21, 2014 8:17 PM

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I'll just sit in my room with my door locked while eating, watching anime and playing vidya.

Business as usual basically, assuming I still have internet access and electricity.
Nov 21, 2014 8:20 PM

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If I have to put up with Carl post-apocalypse, I'd rather just take my chances with the Ebola. Join the zombie horde and all that.
Nov 21, 2014 8:35 PM

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Stock up food, bunker down, get comfy, play vidya, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Nov 21, 2014 8:49 PM

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Solo Mode*

Try to find a gun somewhere, fail miserably, grab 3 sharp knives and 2 flashlights from an abandoned convenience store, steal a schoolgirl's backpack, stock some food and water, grab some anime blu-rays, realize they're most likely useless and throw them away, grab some manga volumes, realize i made the same mistake twice and facepalm, make my final MAL post, something sarcastic and funny, get the hell out of crowded areas, learn how to survive, or die trying...


To be Continued...or not
PriestSlayerNov 21, 2014 8:58 PM
FragOutFire said:

Why am I a Berserk fan? All I ever experience is pain.

We are in the eclipse and Miura has sacrificed us
Nov 21, 2014 8:53 PM

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Get some medicine and food.
Get some fishing gear.
Get some water purifiers.
Get a boat.

Middle of the pacific ocean = no zombies.
Nov 21, 2014 9:07 PM

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Bug in and wait for the worst to subside then I'll go to the National Guard armory and help myself to a tank or two and some guns, I'll need those.


Nov 21, 2014 9:11 PM

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Baman said:
Stock up food, bunker down, get comfy, play vidya, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
At the Winchester?
Nov 21, 2014 9:15 PM

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NTAD said:
VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death
Dehydration's a nasty way to go.
If my tears come out at rapid speed I'll be dead in no time
Nov 21, 2014 9:19 PM

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VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death


same
Nov 21, 2014 9:25 PM

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VitaminCaim said:
NTAD said:
Dehydration's a nasty way to go.
If my tears come out at rapid speed I'll be dead in no time
Nov 21, 2014 9:28 PM

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NTAD said:
VitaminCaim said:
If my tears come out at rapid speed I'll be dead in no time
That was a great Ultraman Mebius episode.

I didn't know you watch Ultraman NTAD.
Nov 21, 2014 9:30 PM

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NTAD said:
At the Winchester?
You kno it doge.
Nov 21, 2014 9:30 PM

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MechaKiryu said:
I didn't know you watch Ultraman NTAD.
Uh...I haven't watched an episode of Ultraman since I was 8 and by that time Super Sentai had made it to the states and I'd hardly have cared.

I ripped that off of an awesome user who doesn't grace the forums anymore.
Nov 22, 2014 1:43 AM

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NTAD said:
MechaKiryu said:
I didn't know you watch Ultraman NTAD.
Uh...I haven't watched an episode of Ultraman since I was 8 and by that time Super Sentai had made it to the states and I'd hardly have cared.

I ripped that off of an awesome user who doesn't grace the forums anymore.
Oh okay. I thought I finally found someone here who still follows the Ultraman series. :'(
Nov 22, 2014 1:46 AM
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VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death
Nov 22, 2014 2:02 AM

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Meet up with my internet friends in person before the internet goes out. I would get lonely without that. Then just hang out in a cold place. Since its from a warm place so cold places are likely safer.
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Nov 22, 2014 2:11 AM
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NTAD said:
Baman said:
Stock up food, bunker down, get comfy, play vidya, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
At the Winchester
I'M GONE NOW
Nov 22, 2014 4:51 PM

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Time to meet up with my friends. We got a couple of Daryl Dixons in the group so we'll be fine.
Nov 22, 2014 4:55 PM

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Depends on what type of zombie they are.
Nov 22, 2014 4:55 PM

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VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death


Sounds like the best plan yo

Nov 22, 2014 4:57 PM

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Stock up on food and swords,go somewhere in the mountains,spend 10 years mastering the art of sword-fighting in order to fight zombies with style.Return to find everything has returned to normal.Become depressed.
Nov 22, 2014 5:05 PM

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Continue praising Ebola-chan and hope that she has mercy on me.
Nov 22, 2014 5:22 PM

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I'd dig a hole in the ground to hide from the lobotomites.
Nov 22, 2014 5:24 PM
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turn into a robot
Nov 22, 2014 6:35 PM

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Well, my response to a massive Ebola outbreak/zombification scenario would be the same as with most other large scale disasters. I and my people are prepared for this sort of thing, sit tight, wait it out, and if necessary use force to protect my own.
Nov 22, 2014 6:38 PM

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lick everyone

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Nov 22, 2014 6:39 PM

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Do what Will Smith did in I am Legend.
Nov 22, 2014 6:43 PM

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Keep watching anime and pretend that the apocalypse never happened
Nov 22, 2014 7:29 PM

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NebulaC3I said:
Do what Will Smith did in I am Legend.
Talk to mannequins?
Nov 22, 2014 7:31 PM

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The_Dust_Eater said:
NebulaC3I said:
Do what Will Smith did in I am Legend.
Talk to mannequins?
Cry while holding a dead dog's body?
Nov 22, 2014 7:33 PM

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The zombola virus? Red vs. Blue taught me well. Head north and the zombies will freeze like corpsickles because they have no body heat.
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Oh for the love of
-_- nvm gotta love MAL
Nov 22, 2014 7:34 PM

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Jackrabb1t said:
The_Dust_Eater said:
Talk to mannequins?
Cry while holding a dead dog's body?
Sleep in a bathtub?
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The_Dust_Eater said:
Jackrabb1t said:
Cry while holding a dead dog's body?
Sleep in a bathtub?
Keep a creepy girl on a gurney in the basement?
Nov 22, 2014 7:51 PM

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Jackrabb1t said:
The_Dust_Eater said:
Sleep in a bathtub?
Keep a creepy girl on a gurney in the basement?

Die?
WHAT IS THIS
Nov 22, 2014 7:52 PM

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I'm safe under this bed, nothing can get me down here. Shh
WHAT IS THIS
Nov 22, 2014 8:32 PM

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Yume said:
Jackrabb1t said:
Keep a creepy girl on a gurney in the basement?

Die?
Hunt deer from a Mustang?
Nov 22, 2014 10:05 PM

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NTAD said:
VitaminCaim said:
I'd sit in a corner and cry myself to death
Dehydration's a nasty way to go.
Nov 22, 2014 10:08 PM

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Probably go for a wank
Nov 22, 2014 10:10 PM

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Jackrabb1t said:
Yume said:

Die?
Hunt deer from a Mustang?
Not win any Oscars?
Nov 22, 2014 10:14 PM

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I'd hang myself, because fuck that.
Nov 23, 2014 12:09 AM

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wait for it to be over
RRRRRRRRRR
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