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Anime Stats
Days: 31.9
Mean Score: 7.38
  • Total Entries318
  • Rewatched45
  • Episodes1,995
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Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo (TV)
Yamada-kun to 7-nin no Majo (TV)
Mar 1, 3:44 PM
Plan to Watch · Scored -
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica Movie 3: Hangyaku no Monogatari
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica Movie 3: Hangyaku no Monogatari
Mar 1, 3:43 PM
Completed 1/1 · Scored 7
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica
Mar 1, 3:42 PM
Completed 12/12 · Scored 8
Manga Stats
Days: 7.1
Mean Score: 8.80
  • Total Entries25
  • Reread0
  • Chapters1,196
  • Volumes141
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Chrno Crusade
Chrno Crusade
Mar 2, 2:23 PM
Completed 59/59 · Scored 9
Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san
Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san
Mar 1, 3:43 PM
Reading - · Scored -
Dungeon Meshi
Dungeon Meshi
Dec 18, 2016 2:06 PM
Reading - · Scored -

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Soul-Master Apr 6, 7:38 PM
Can you be alive if you are a zombie tho? Lol Frankenstein hahaha.
Oh damn, sounds like you had quite hte adventure with your roadtrip man. So glad for you hehee. I want a roadtrip as well. Been a while since I actually tried one. One with a cool group and a spacious vehicle. Dream.

And yes, Buenos Aires is huge. And filled with people. So its natural that you feel, outcast sort of. There is no welcome. Everyone is just there, doing their thing. Most glued to their phones.
Smaller cities are much nicer and chiller in that regard. Ideal for tourists certainly.

Same. I honestly haven't followed a season in a while now. I'll pick up what friends recommend me and what I see popular but otherwise I'm mostly focusing on movies atm. I actually do have anime I wanna watch but not quite feeling it yet. Except anime movies that is ofc lol.
And I heard of it! Its one that I really want to check out cause heard great stuff about it. Which one is better, anime or manga? Defeinitely want to give anything Chrono a shot.
Ikusagami Mar 8, 5:02 PM

"you are not a moe spaceship adrift at space exploring the interstellar boundary of our solar system. "

Are you sure about that, Bob? Are you REALLY sure about that?

I barely even remember Madoka 3. I recall I didn't dislike it, but I did find it a superfluous cash grab.
Explains why I prefer American TV to anime these days. Anime has become Hollywood.
BUM
BUM
BUUUUUUUM
...and Michael Bae is everywhere...

I've never seen Avatar to comment on its lesbians. But I do know that nothing can pass final cut without some form of LGBT influence thrown in. Because if they don't, it's discrimination.

Good video. The "best girl" with the shades was beautiful. (I'm assuming that wasn't in the original... because LOL)

"Heh. Fun stuff. ... Hopefully I won't end up dead like your guy. "
GUY? I was talking about Christina Grimmie. Why the fuck would I watch some faggot's videos?
..............
disregard that.
:P
(don't die. you're fun. I'd hate to have to create a new Bob)

"So, how are you?
Fighting the never-ending battle against the darkness of your existence? "
You know me too well.
"When one gazes long into the Ikusagami, the Ikusagami.... tells you to stop. Because it's creepy. Cut it out." -Friedrich Nietzsche

Nah, life is... weird. My dental shit is next week, and then I can start scheduling hand shit (FINALLY!). Last month has been... interesting. I am putting to test the theory I cannot get involved with women who are not already involved. When you're penniless and cripple this just causes the constant anxiety of wondering, "What the fuck is she after? She does realize IQ can't be inherited from a will, right?!"
Past experience tells me to run like hell, but the devil on my shoulder is all like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAHnwWfsaY
... I seriously need to just start boycotting vaginas.
Except Skadi's. Skadi's vagina is safe. Best girl vagina.
(lol, I hope she reads this)
On that subject, how is the darkness of your own existence? Is the struggle against higher learning faring yet in your favor, or is the climactic struggle going to draw out like a season of DBZ?

"Did the aliens that abducted you also anal probed you?"
yes, but only by request. I had to sign a waiver saying I consented to it.
Like sex in California.

And no, I have not seen Chrono Crusade, but it was on my list, so I'll bump it up with your recommendation.
Soul-Master Feb 24, 10:25 AM
Get your ass here man.
Ikusagami Feb 23, 6:13 PM
I don't know if you'll ever resurface to read this. :-/
You're like Silent Bob. Hardly ever speak, but when you do it's fucking hilarious.
If you don't know who Silent Bob is, then I disown you. Get in the fucking robot, Shinji.

" I wish to write a follow up "blog" en---
(ha, he's got a blog, what a loser) [...] let's call it a journal. "
Now now, Bob. Blogs are more common these days, so it's nothing to be ashamed of. You are a loser for completely different reasons. :P
I haven't perused your... journal in a while. Gonna have to catch up some time, since you actually manage to write thought provoking intelligent shit as opposed to every other anime blog's "[anime] is objectively worst/best anime ever because [completely subjective reasons]," with the occasional dash of projected symbolism.

Shit, you got mugged? Old news by the time I'm actually reading this, but still, I hope you weren't hurt.
Hopefully you learned from this experience what you evidently didn't learn from videogames: procure yourself a weapon before venturing into the outside world. Darwin says, "Mug the mugger."

"Hah. Joke's on you. I actually get some Berserk references"
Aw, well at least you can be assured that I count you a friend and not a "friend with Bobifets" (huh?), so you won't be getting the Casca treatment.

"oh my god my life is so shit because my friend/daddy/sis/teacher doesn't love me omg omg my life is so hard omg omg I gonna cry"
Now you know why I can't watch school anime anymore. I'm sure some are good, but no. No, I'm not fishing in the sewer in hopes of finding one tasty fish.

"I just fought teen angst with teen angst! Guess I'm in a comedy, after all. "
Nope. You just described Romeo and Juliet. Tragedy. :P
No wait, tragedy is when you grow out of teen angst and become a bitter old man. But that's also comedic irony. (why can't we have more existential anime, anyway? I want to see something depressing, thought provoking and bitterly ironic at the same time. Quick, somebody solder Haruhi and Berserk together and then put it into a blender with Bakemonogatari)

"Club seems to be fine. I'm not sure exactly what I did. You're supposedly an admin or whatever now there as well.
With great power comes great responsibility!"
I have been neglecting my duties. :(
Hopefully the cicada isn't lonely. But then, I suspect that like a tree falling in the forest, they don't actually make noise unless somebody is around to hear it. The train of thought is basicallly, "Oh shit, there's a human. Now I have to be obnoxious until they leave. SCREEEEE SCREEEE SCREEEEEEEEE! Good, they['re gone." *goes back to napping peacefully*
In other words, they think like owls. Gods help you if you ever sleep in the fucking woods and an owl knows you're there.

"Tyrel is a nice guy. I used to write him a lot. Did he stalk you down and reprehended you on your uncivilized conduct? :O"
Nope. All actions were done on the sly without warning. Given how petty and childish my ex and her NPD friend are, and that both have a tendency to cultivate superficial friend networks (circlejerks), I suspect they were "personal favors" rather than anything done in the capacity of legitimate moderation.
I'd say it's flattering to have left such an impact people are going to be stalking me the rest of my life just to find ways to fuck with me, but... it's actually pretty fucking sad.

Not only is your Getsuyoubi no Tawawa review still up, but it is the top rated review by a staggering majority.
Well done! (in other words, write more reviews that offend SJW mouth breathers)

Well, my favorite musical youtuber got assassinated, so you should start making videos of your guitaring skills. Who knows, you might become famous, and crazy obsessed virgins will spam your videos begging for attention.
xshirino Jan 10, 7:03 PM
I agree, I don't get why everyone is hating on it though.
xshirino Jan 4, 4:07 PM
Bless your review on Tawawa, it was really needed among all that hate.
Ikusagami Dec 24, 2016 7:51 PM
Assuming you are gone again, but *insert obligatory holiday cheer* :P
Merry X-mas to a merry X-Bob.
Ikusagami Dec 20, 2016 3:08 PM
Oh, and on the off chance you actually return and reply to this :P
Have you seen Kimi no Na Wa yet?
I've heard such excessive over-the-top praise for it, but you know I'm not a huge Shinkai fan. (ironically the Shinkai film I liked most was the one you liked least)
I was curious if you found it as orgasmically perfect as the rest of the Shinkai fandom do.
Ikusagami Dec 20, 2016 1:48 PM
Do you think you can just waltz in and out of my life anytime you want?!



Well, I guess it's true what they say. If you love your bob you have to let it go, and if it doesn't come back, it was never truly your bob to begin with.
...


Now for my well thought out reply:

*insert snarky comment about fear of abandonment*
*insert cliche forgiveness speech and good-willed well-wishing sentiments*
*insert clever pop culture reference*
*insert uncomfortable lewd comment*
*insert Herbert the Pervert pic*



Would you believe me if I told you you re-emerged literally one day after I told somebody else off for using college as an excuse to constantly blow me off?
Granted, you don't immediately follow the excuse with a list of things you do with your free time and then argue that you really really wanted to write me but were so busy with college, and then go back to describing all the other things you do with your free time.
...but I find the timing incredibly meaningful.
It's like, I sacrificed her to the God Hand in order to revive Bob on MAL.
Bob, who does not get Berserk references, because it isn't a high school romance with slice of life elements. (but hey! There is a lot of slicing of life! So take that loli outta your lap and watch it already!)

God Hand:
Uh. Is that... really all you want?
I mean, we can make you a god ya know. No, no, it's okay, just sayin', ya know, usually our supplicants are more... uh... ambitious. So uh, yeah. Enjoy your Bob, then, *snicker* and uh, we'll just be taking this here sacrifice. If you need anything else, don't hesitate to call...
chump.

And I am not at ALL going to question now what they might give me if I trade you in. "Yeah, Gamestop God Hand, what's the trade in value on this Bob? Hmmm. Can I get that in cash, or does it have to be store credit? Okay, now, Bob, just go with the nice demon people. You're just going to have a nice little vacation, nothing to be afraid of."
*and the chilling word "refurbished" hangs like a resounding pall in the air*

"Japan is also trying to make animu great again so they are announcing a bunch of sequels to old stuff like Sakura and Code Geass,"
I didn't even know about this. They did finally make the second season of Berserk after two decades, but the animation is atrocious.
Now if they could kindly finish Pandora Fucking Hearts.

Your link led me to another link:
Skynet is born
That expression at 2:02... seriously, scientist people, did you have to model its AI after Jack Nicholson? We're evolving so fast as a species we skipped the maidbots, slavebots and sexbots and jumped straight to the homicidal-slaughterbots.

"which resulted on me getting a "warning" for sending someone to a 18+ doujinshi site"
Don't ya love the powers that be on this lovely site?
I speak to all of two people on here, you and Skadi, yet I've been banned, had my personal conversations deleted before the other person could even read them, had my About Me text erased when I wasn't even active, and received harassing messages that somehow my private conversations with you and Skadi constitute "harassment", all by somebody called Tyrel.
I Remember when people were expected to respect their elders, veterans, and people who can cut them in half. *insert more GTAV bigotry, this time Michael bitching about Millennials [couldn't find a video--go figure, the search just brings up Trevor killing hipsters again. LOL]*
But it's as I've always said, the problem with internet moderation is that people mature enough to do it have higher aspirations and better things to do with their time. Like with low level police; smart people make detective or work for more prestigious agencies. The ones that directly "moderate" the rules are just incompetent underachieving, overcompensating chumps who want to be respected for their "authority", and so are prone to abusing their power.
Case in point: Skadi is mature enough to make a good MAL Matron; she refused the job when offered.

"honestly don't know what happened since now apparently I'm locked out from it"
You kicked yourself out of your own club?
Wow, Bob. Really taking MAL moderation mentality to its extremes, there, aren't you? :P
Now who will keep the cicada company? You know if a cicada chirps in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... it gets really annoyed that its efforts go in vain.

I see the anidb links. Is that where you hang out now that you've lost faith in the holy mother church of MAL with its antiquated laws and vile, toxic culture? Anidb is the Protestantism of anime, I guess.

"as someone who only plays the guitar and a bit of piano"
Dood. You never mentioned this. I'm not really big on guitar (though it takes a skillset I could never master), but I have a lot of respect and admiration for pianists. I'm especially fond of piano and violin solos.

The pokemon kid kissed a girl? I always thought he was into furries.
In America he's called Ash. I've never watched it because
A) I'm old
B) there's only one Ash in my book. He's better with girls and he packs a much bigger boomstick.(cf. the Darwin vs Ash rap battle)

"Yes. I just linked everything to AniDB because I'm damn mad at this site."
Seems you already answered my question. I'm not editing it out.
Aren't you worried you might get moderated for linking there?
LOL

"So, Cubs huh?"
Yeah, they're really good in a Bearnaise sauce.......
ooooohh, you meant the team... uhhh...
*slowly resumes chewing*
Okashi Dec 19, 2016 6:01 AM
I haven't watched Getsuyoubi no Tawawa yet actually. I just have it in my watching list to remind myself that this is a must watch and that I should do it soon lol. I'm barely watching anything nowadays, Uni is kinda killing me this semester. I mean, it's not that much, but since anime is 2nd to gaming for me, I usually spend my free time playing some video games since I don't have much.

And yeah Sakura Quest does intrigue me. After Shirobbako in 2014 PA has definitely earned my love and I'm willing to try anything from them. I'm not too keen on the director though, but we'll see what happen. But dammit I was disappointed that the announcement was Shirobako 2.
Ikusagami Nov 12, 2016 12:00 AM
America's going to be Great again!
First, we'll get rid of all those disgusting immigrants who steal our jobs and live off our taxes. First will be the Mexicans and other latinos who have been feeding illegally off our economy, then the blacks and Asians, who were brought here to be slaves and never would have been if anybody knew they didn't want to work, then will be the Italians who introduced crime to our great nation, then the drunken potato eating Irish, then the close-minded racist Germans who polluted our good American blood, then those pretentious French who think they're better than every other nationality even when they're mixing into ours (and had to set up Canada because they were too arrogant to learn English).
Then, when it's all said and done, we'll send those obnoxious English back across the ocean to practice their uptight parochial religion in a country they never should have run away from.
And lastly, for the coup de grace, these "Native Americans". Who are nothing more than descendants from Aztecs and Mayans, which means they're basically just Mexican immigrants who snuck in before there were even jobs to steal.
And then, at long last, America will be Great again!
Becaues it will finally be rid of the WORST kind of people...
Americans.
#notmyspecies
Ikusagami Nov 5, 2016 12:16 PM
You did not make me club Admin. Ergo, I am abandoning you, as per contract. :P
That's right, I'm leaving you alone in the clubhouse with the cicada.

*Hannibal Lecter voice*
You still wake up, sometimes, don't you Bob? You still wake up in the dark, and hear the horrible chirping of the cicadas.

Soul-Master Oct 7, 2016 3:26 PM
Hello! Glad to know you are still around man!

I see, thats lovely to hear. Im glad you liked it that much. I should try it sometime but ufff, lazy. Particulary with stuff as long as that.
I'll try it sometime tho. Thats for sure.

I know I know. I wanna play so much more stuff but sooo busy. Uff, its a pain. A real pain.

Oh wow! Thats fantastic. Damn man, thats something I did not expect. And yes, I been there. Its a lovely place. I think you are gonna love it. I loved staying in the Andes. Lovely place. Uff, tell me how preps are going.
Ikusagami Sep 29, 2016 6:05 AM
I don't usually do clubs, but you know, I've ALWAYS thought, "Man, I should really start a cicada club, but I doubt anybody would join it."
I'll join under the condition you make me admin. That way I can overcompensate my feelings of inadequacy by power tripping with imagined cyber-relevance and lording over people on the internet where I can't get my ass kicked for being a douchebag.
Ikusagami Sep 29, 2016 6:01 AM

It's not off the table. Only reason I checked back in here was I was depressed again.
Gee. Aren't I just a ray of fucking sunshine?
Like a self help booklet written by Tim Burton.
Foreword by Denis Leary.
I'd actually given up on MAL; you and Skadi had been gone so long last time I checked I didn't think you'd return. I feel stupid, seeing I could have been basking in your Bobness months ago.
I was in daily communication with somebody who was keeping me afloat, but she decided to jump on the Abandonment Band Wagon that seems to be in vogue the last couple years. I would have been more patient waiting for her to fit me in, except I'd just sent her a gift, and the fact she couldn't even be bothered to send a terse "thank you" in a week set me off.
So now I have to transfer that relationship onto you.
Now send me selfies and song clips and let me bathe you.



(Yeah, now that you're a legal adult, it's not as funny... but hopefully just as disturbing)

Yes, I got four or five PMs, so maybe they fixed PMs when they renovated MAL. I actually thought, "hm, either they fixed PMs, or he's been actually sending me a quote a day for several months, and they're all getting eaten."
Explains why Skadi is absent again, though. If they fixed PMs, she's getting twenty a day asking what her avatar is from.
Strange nobody asks me that. :D
It's such a great show!

"Not "dark" as in the dark of your basement, where you're currently dwelling you handicapped Aborigine fuck."
I laughed my ass off at that entire segment.
No matter how down in the dumps I am, your verbal abuse always lifts me up.
The fuck?!
And that was close, except you're not stupid or passive aggressive enough to pass as an average working white American. I suggest spending more time in the MAL forums to better understand the common mindset. :P
I actually found a scene in GTA V which perfectly sums up my general reaction to MAL.




Haha. Was the debate as hysterical as I envision it?
I find this year's election to be the most blatantly parodial one yet. Like the government is trying to deliberately demonstrate how retarded democracy is.
And actually, people vote for Trump because the alternative is Hillary. Frankly, it's a lose/lose situation no matter how you look at it. The benefit of Trump is that he's upfront and honest about being pure evil. Hillary does a really shitty job of hiding it. If she could at least pull a Little Finger and make herself seem somewhat sincere about her "good intentions" it wouldn't be so bad.
At least with Trump, we know what he's plotting. It's a choice between Senator Palpatine and Emperor Palpatine, really. Either way, we're sure to wind up with a power hungry dictator.
Still better than mob rule, though.

Oh, and really, Trump was inevitable ever since Arnold got into politics. Nietzsche predicted over a century ago that the future upper class would be actors. Why not an attention whore who built his reputation on being exaggeratedly rude and making a televised spectacle out of firing people. Americans don't want to be governed. We want to be entertained.
Even if at our own expense.

I barely remember any Shinkai works, but if memory serves, I could imagine the common themes of separation as a parable for death, even if not intentionally written as such. (fun fact: breakups and job-loss often follow the grieving cycle for coping with death. So Shinkai should start making movies about unemployment... it's where my avatar comes from)
I still never even finished Clannad. I've heard about After Story though. Completely ridiculous. :P Maybe if I wish upon a star hard enough all my problems will go away. School Days is far more realistic!

"If they cut off your arms you can always buy one of the Stephen Hawking thingies."
You do realize that guy is just a brain dead patsy, and Stephen Hawking is actually a super computer AI programmed into the chair, right?
And no, if I lose the use of my arms completely, Trump is going to either have me deported or used for tinder.