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No man sees all but you’ll see more than some men see in a lifetime. Entire worlds, hundreds of lifetimes, thousands of moments that took your breath away. Not satisfied? Go then, there are other worlds than these.

No man sees all but you’ll see more than some men see in a lifetime. Entire worlds, hundreds of lifetimes, thousands of moments that took your breath away. Not satisfied? Go then, there are other worlds than these.

Tell you about myself? Sure, I can do that. My name is Jordan. I’m 30 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a "jordanious77". Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

I am but a humble man. A humble man that wants everything.

I want to love.... the shows I watch.
I want to feel..... The emotions of characters.
I want to become... The person I already am.

"Tell me, what do you desire? A family? Money? The world? how about happiness? No? Ahh I see, all you want is to love, not for other people, no. Is it a good book you seek?"

Blood runs through your body.. It marches forward unrelenting.. In a way it's your life, flowing, breathing into your organs, muscles, skin, bones. It makes up a huge portion of who you are. Does it heat up when you watch a good show or cool down when you watch a scary one? Do you know what you taste like? If I gave you a cup of blood, would you know if it was yours or not? Even though it makes up who you are? Do you know anything about yourself, really? If I cut your leg off with a chainsaw, how would you react? If I was a cute vampire girl and tried to stab you in the chest, would you let me?

Watching this season

Last completed anime


My top 10 are in my favorites (this continues the list)


I'm a degen, ill always be a degen


Anime Stats
Days: 204.4
Mean Score: 6.07
  • Total Entries1,128
  • Rewatched2
  • Episodes12,067
Anime History Last Anime Updates
Summertime Render
Summertime Render
Sep 30, 4:23 AM
Completed 25/25 · Scored 8
Fuuto Tantei
Fuuto Tantei
Sep 30, 2:55 AM
Watching -/12 · Scored -
Manga Stats
Days: 17.0
Mean Score: 7.75
  • Total Entries22
  • Reread0
  • Chapters1,365
  • Volumes150
Manga History Last Manga Updates
Solo Leveling
Solo Leveling
Aug 29, 2:26 AM
Completed 150/150 · Scored -
Omniscient Reader
Omniscient Reader
Aug 3, 9:14 AM
Completed - · Scored 5
Ore wo Suki nano wa Omae dake ka yo
Ore wo Suki nano wa Omae dake ka yo
Feb 3, 2:11 PM
Plan to Read · Scored -

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Lockensocke Feb 14, 8:39 AM
You are finally starting to understand, my desciple. Now go and spread the word that the almighty has bestowed upon thee and maybe one day you might be able to comprehend the intricacies and complexities that Pokemon holds within. For it is without flaws.
Gamer651 Oct 22, 2020 5:22 AM
Thanks, you too!
HOBOCOMA Sep 28, 2020 10:47 PM
haha thanks. Yeah I did notice the red noses too. They were all kind of pointy as well, kind of like when Danny devito was the penguin in Batman.
NV1 Jul 31, 2020 6:19 AM
lol, are you joking? do you even know how old i am ? ive watched anime for a good portion of my life.

I like to finish anime that have already finished airing and then add them to my list.

thought you were a noob at first but then i saw your ratings for god of high school and tower of god. holy shit, a 4 for fire force, thats agreeable

personally, im only watching re zero and snafu. If i had to choose which one i liked better id say snafu even though re zero episode 4 was a tearjerker
manofculture_69 Jul 2, 2020 2:07 PM
Ahh thanks! Though it's incomplete XD and even your profile is really good! I had a nostalgic feeling after looking at those gifs :)) and the last one made me laugh(✿^‿^)

Also sorry for the late reply 🥺 cuz I am busy with my exams till July 😭
Araragi_Raven Jun 26, 2020 12:32 PM
Oho! I'll be sure to give it a try then! Thank you ^^
manofculture_69 Jun 25, 2020 5:28 AM
Monogatari is the best! 🔥🔥🔥
Black_Sheep97 Jan 5, 2020 9:36 AM
Thanks for the support in that argument that i was having with heretic hunter, i was starting to doubt my stance for a moment but your comment helped to reaffirm it.
Nice to know that someone has the same viewpoint as me and that im not a blind idiot who doesn't get the complaints.
MamaSasaki Jan 1, 2020 5:00 PM
I'm glad you liked my review lol. I agree with your take.
Mythologically Dec 6, 2019 5:18 PM
to add on to that, ratings 100% should be based entirely off of entertainment. writing quality is irrelevant, which is my most elitist shows are worthless piles of trash
Mythologically Dec 6, 2019 5:14 PM
personally, i felt more emotionally invested in this than in the bunny girl slideshow movie but i guess to each their own haha

either way it's an absolute sack of shit with not a single redeeming quality
Black_Sheep97 Sep 6, 2019 6:12 AM
Do you have 2 profiles by chance?
Veronin Jul 20, 2019 12:49 PM
Good point. I changed a couple words around in the beginning.

Obviously no harm was intended 3 years ago when I wrote it, but someone reading it today will probably read that a bit differently.
eXtacy67 Oct 6, 2017 2:06 AM
Just looked at your watch list. Yeah it took me a while before Gintama became good. I think about 20-30 episodes and after that point I was just laughing all the time.
Jordanious77_2 Oct 2, 2017 4:32 AM