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what do you look for in a man or woman?
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Done before, several times.

OT: Similar sense of humor, similar degree of education, similar level of intellect. Liberal mindset, plays videogames, watches anime, has taken a few walks in the middle of the night.

Being a philosophy major would be a plus.
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Jan 12, 2014 6:48 PM
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*inserts list here that includes mostly the same stuff everyone below and Mogu-sama above will say*
Jan 12, 2014 6:57 PM
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Mogu-sama said:
Done before, several times.
You're into sluts I see.
Jan 12, 2014 6:57 PM
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Super hot and attractive. From there on, we'll see if I can accept her for who she is.
Jan 12, 2014 6:59 PM
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Really shy girls with emotional issues.

Or really busty, super optimistic girls

Or troublemakers
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Jan 12, 2014 7:00 PM
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Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
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Jan 12, 2014 7:01 PM
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Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific
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Jan 12, 2014 7:04 PM
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Red_Keys said:
Mogu-sama said:
Done before, several times.
You're into sluts I see.

I just want to show my appreciation of this small show of wit.

I don't know really, I don't look for anything, I just kind of assumed that I'd see someone one day and would think "hmmm...".

Not just an ordinary "hmmm..." I might add, that special "hmmm....". Not the special "hmmm..." I think when I see someone who's a complete idiot do something that is questionably retarded.

So basically they need to make me "hmmm...." in the correct way.
Jan 12, 2014 7:06 PM

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Hoo-boy, time for those infamous laundry lists of what a man must be, curiously absent at the end the following question to author: "If you found such a man, what makes you think he'd want YOU?"
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Jan 12, 2014 7:06 PM

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Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(
Anime fan since 2005. Well, it was more like a Cardcaptor Sakura fan. Shucks, that was all in the past. I've changed.
Jan 12, 2014 7:07 PM

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xKirbee said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(

So anything above the 5'6 range is unacceptable?
Jan 12, 2014 7:08 PM

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Bamfer said:
xKirbee said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(

So anything above the 5'6 range is unacceptable?

Of course not! That would be very shallow and stupid of me. Personality beats all, but this thread is asking me what my ideal SO would be. In real life, if I had to choose between a funny and cute tall dude or a boring and cute short dude, I'd choose the former.
Anime fan since 2005. Well, it was more like a Cardcaptor Sakura fan. Shucks, that was all in the past. I've changed.
Jan 12, 2014 7:09 PM

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Someone to drink tea and read yuri manga with. I don't need much.
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xKirbee said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(
I actually can't think of any woman off the top of my head who prefers guys that are shorter than them.

For the most part they are straight up turn offs.

Luckily my 6'2~ self doesn't have that problem.
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Jan 12, 2014 7:20 PM

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zoknimano said:
Someone to drink tea and read yuri manga with. I don't need much.

What sort of tea?
Jan 12, 2014 7:21 PM

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Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(
I actually can't think of any woman off the top of my head who prefers guys that are shorter than them.

For the most part they are straight up turn offs.

Luckily my 6'2~ self doesn't have that problem.

So how's being 6'2 working out for you?
Jan 12, 2014 7:22 PM

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Bamfer said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(
I actually can't think of any woman off the top of my head who prefers guys that are shorter than them.

For the most part they are straight up turn offs.

Luckily my 6'2~ self doesn't have that problem.

So how's being 6'2 working out for you?
I can reach the stuff on the high shelves and the ceiling without getting on my tip toes.

But everyone around me can't so now I get to be their bitch and get stuff for them.

...yay?
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
Jan 12, 2014 7:23 PM

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Jan 12, 2014 7:28 PM

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Korrvo said:
Bamfer said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Korrvo said:
xKirbee said:
Hmm, I guess my ideal guy would be someone who talks trash to me during Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Bonus points for raging during Monopoly. So hot. <3

Oh, and he has to have the perfect length fingernails for back scratches.
that's oddly specific

To add on, I'd want someone who was about my height or just a little taller, so between the 5'3" - 5'6" range. There's no love for short guys! :(
I actually can't think of any woman off the top of my head who prefers guys that are shorter than them.

For the most part they are straight up turn offs.

Luckily my 6'2~ self doesn't have that problem.

So how's being 6'2 working out for you?
I can reach the stuff on the high shelves and the ceiling without getting on my tip toes.

But everyone around me can't so now I get to be their bitch and get stuff for them.

...yay?

I'm sure there are better ways to take advantage of that height.
Jan 12, 2014 7:31 PM

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Jan 12, 2014 7:32 PM

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Bamfer said:

I'm sure there are better ways to take advantage of that height.
Hmm..

I have an advantage in a fight over people with more muscle than me.
People look up to me, literally.
I make a great piggy backer.
I can turn most doors into easy ways to do chin-ups.

Can't really think of much else.
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
Jan 12, 2014 7:32 PM

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Likes similar anime/manga, is considerate and understanding, sensitive, funny, decent looks
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Jan 12, 2014 7:51 PM

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So almost everyone here likes someone who is similar to them, or is attractive. I think girls who are almost the complete opposite of me are more fun to be around, haha. I've always wanted a girl to understand me. Whoever can do that is a keeper haha!
Jan 12, 2014 8:00 PM

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This? Again?

Ideal man: Old and rich.
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secretasianman3 said:
I think girls who are almost the complete opposite of me are more fun to be around, haha.
Somehow I never found that too much fun in the long run. And by long run I mean a day.
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What sort of tea?
Lemon flavoured iced tea, of course.
Jan 12, 2014 8:08 PM

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someone whose ideal man is me
Jan 12, 2014 8:12 PM

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Smart girl. Big Butt, race doesn't really matter. Nice lips. Domineering. No eyebrows.
Jan 12, 2014 8:16 PM

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PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.
secretasianman3 said:
So almost everyone here likes someone who is similar to them, or is attractive. I think girls who are almost the complete opposite of me are more fun to be around, haha. I've always wanted a girl to understand me. Whoever can do that is a keeper haha!
If they are the complete opposite of you, they will never understand you as well as they could if you were more similar.
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Jan 12, 2014 8:18 PM
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secretasianman3 said:
So almost everyone here likes someone who is similar to them, or is attractive. I think girls who are almost the complete opposite of me are more fun to be around, haha. I've always wanted a girl to understand me. Whoever can do that is a keeper haha!


haha!
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My ideal girl would be someone who draws on their own face in their snap chats, to the point where their original face is unrecognizable. Those are funny.

Also has to be an avid Gucci Mane fan
Jan 12, 2014 8:21 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
secretasianman3 said:
So almost everyone here likes someone who is similar to them, or is attractive. I think girls who are almost the complete opposite of me are more fun to be around, haha. I've always wanted a girl to understand me. Whoever can do that is a keeper haha!


haha!
hahaha!

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Jan 12, 2014 8:24 PM

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A girl who doesn't mind anal sex and BDSM.
I luv u
Jan 12, 2014 8:26 PM
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ona said:
This? Again?

Ideal man: Old and rich.


Now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...
Jan 12, 2014 8:26 PM

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Mogu-sama said:
PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.


They are the best looking girls. Only a select few can pull it off right.
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PoeticJustice said:
Mogu-sama said:
PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.


They are the best looking girls. Only a select few can pull it off right.


Selena Gomez. Pretty attractive, pretty young thang, right?

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eyebrows10.jpeg

I think I'm gonna be sick
Jan 12, 2014 8:33 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
PoeticJustice said:
Mogu-sama said:
PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.


They are the best looking girls. Only a select few can pull it off right.


Selena Gomez. Pretty attractive, pretty young thang, right?

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eyebrows10.jpeg

I think I'm gonna be sick


She is obvs not one of the chosen who do not need eyebrows.
Jan 12, 2014 8:34 PM
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PoeticJustice said:
Okazaki93 said:
PoeticJustice said:
Mogu-sama said:
PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.


They are the best looking girls. Only a select few can pull it off right.


Selena Gomez. Pretty attractive, pretty young thang, right?

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eyebrows10.jpeg

I think I'm gonna be sick


She is obvs not one of the chosen who do not need eyebrows.


Can you cite an example?

I want to be on your side, I really do. But I need an example or two to sway me.
Jan 12, 2014 8:37 PM

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Mogu-sama said:
OT: Similar sense of humor, similar degree of education, similar level of intellect. Liberal mindset, plays videogames, watches anime, has taken a few walks in the middle of the night.

Being a philosophy major would be a plus.

^
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Oh for the love of
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Jan 12, 2014 8:39 PM

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My ideal partner likes green tea and isn't a criminal.
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@Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian.
Jan 12, 2014 8:47 PM

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I love my koibito but since we are talking about ideals here...

A tall, dark, handsome man who is insanely witty and clever. His dialogue is always set to charm. He is affectionate whenever he is with me, and amazing in bed, but isn't clingy in the slightest. Always does romantic things for me. He is a musician, can speak multiple languages, always keeps in shape at the gym, has a high paying job so I don't have to work and yet despite his job always always has time for fun, games and adventures (with me of course).
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Okazaki93 said:
PoeticJustice said:
Okazaki93 said:
PoeticJustice said:
Mogu-sama said:
PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.


They are the best looking girls. Only a select few can pull it off right.


Selena Gomez. Pretty attractive, pretty young thang, right?

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eyebrows10.jpeg

I think I'm gonna be sick


She is obvs not one of the chosen who do not need eyebrows.


Can you cite an example?

I want to be on your side, I really do. But I need an example or two to sway me.


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/celebs-without-eyebrows-3.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26h%3D656

Say she isn't the most beautiful creature you have ever seen?
Jan 12, 2014 8:50 PM
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I didn't believe in love at first sight until this very moment
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Oh for the love of
-_- nvm gotta love MAL
Jan 12, 2014 10:30 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
PoeticJustice said:
Okazaki93 said:
PoeticJustice said:
Mogu-sama said:
PoeticJustice said:
No eyebrows.
...Huh.

That tends to look. Unusual.


They are the best looking girls. Only a select few can pull it off right.


Selena Gomez. Pretty attractive, pretty young thang, right?

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eyebrows10.jpeg

I think I'm gonna be sick


She is obvs not one of the chosen who do not need eyebrows.


Can you cite an example?

I want to be on your side, I really do. But I need an example or two to sway me.


http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111128205926/dragonball/images/2/28/GokuSuperSaiyan3VsSuperBuu01.png
Jan 12, 2014 10:53 PM

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Red_Keys said:
Mogu-sama said:
Done before, several times.
You're into sluts I see.
Hah!

Also, someone who can carry me to diamond 1 in League~
if not they gotta have a MASSIVE
Jan 12, 2014 11:00 PM

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Red_Keys said:
Mogu-sama said:
Done before, several times.
You're into sluts I see.
clever.

Um. I dont like clingy or romantic guys.

I like hotstuds.

I like boys with small eyes. (dont judge it makes my eyes look bigger)

I like guys who are funny.

tall guys are chill
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none because i dont want one
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