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Mar 24, 2018 2:42 AM
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Imagine going to a restaurant and you suddenly hear "itadakimasu" before she starts eating or suddenly says weird ass lines such as: "domo, Karim (my real name) would anata accompany me to our gakuen?" This is a massive turnoff.

Even before she starts su****ng your d*** she also starts saying "ooeehh ooki, itadakimasu!" This shit would get my d*** down faster than a (insert joke here). Oh also if she suddenly starts saying some freaky shit such as "onii-chan taskete" I'll leave her faster than usain bolt.

What do you think?
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Mar 24, 2018 2:48 AM
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lets be real, as long she is beautiful and not have too bad personality, you will be fine...
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Mar 24, 2018 2:50 AM
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Kuma said:
lets be real, as long she is beautiful and not have too bad personality, you will be fine...

How is saying "itadakimasu" before su**** your di*** not bad personality?

And turn that around
As long as she has a great personality and isn't ugly I'll be fine*
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Mar 24, 2018 2:52 AM
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Okey the scenario you just described does sound pretty awkward but as long as it doesn't go that far I think it should be fine
Mar 24, 2018 2:57 AM
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Depends on what level of weebness, depends my love for her and depends on our relationship.
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Mar 24, 2018 3:00 AM
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Why do I think you're indirectly responding/linking to this thread:
https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1715396&show=0

Anyways, the scenario you described is pretty weird... but if she is pretty I would be fine with that...
Mar 24, 2018 3:06 AM
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ZSTGL_IMA said:
Why do I think you're indirectly responding/linking to this thread:
https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1715396&show=0

Anyways, the scenario you described is pretty weird... but if she is pretty I would be fine with that...


I mean why wouldn't you think that? And that's a weeb for ya
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Mar 24, 2018 3:23 AM
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Takamura-sama said:
Kuma said:
lets be real, as long she is beautiful and not have too bad personality, you will be fine...

How is saying "itadakimasu" before su**** your di*** not bad personality?

And turn that around
As long as she has a great personality and isn't ugly I'll be fine*


You know, you don't have to say cringy Japanese words if you are a weeb.
Mar 24, 2018 3:34 AM
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The real question is, why would you have a weeb GF in the first place if you don't like them?
Mar 24, 2018 3:39 AM

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The perfect balance is finding an Otaku girlfriend, really.
Mar 24, 2018 3:44 AM

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Takamura-sama said:
Kuma said:
lets be real, as long she is beautiful and not have too bad personality, you will be fine...

How is saying "itadakimasu" before su**** your di*** not bad personality?

Well that is the opposite... she is being well-mannered and polite, which is a sign of good personality.
Mar 24, 2018 3:59 AM

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If she would be doing stuff like that in a joking manner and on not often,I might be able to laugh at it.

To do such things while being serious about it and on daily basis on the other hand =NEXT !

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Mar 24, 2018 4:12 AM

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I think people really like to exaggerate everything
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"Elitist is people who think he is superior than others. Not necessarily ones who insulting/critisizing your favorite anime or people who enjoy a certain type of anime"
"Fanboy is people who translating "your favorite anime is shit" into "you are shit".
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Mar 24, 2018 4:25 AM
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Well i agree with your potns, but in all of these instances ypur GF is MORE weeb than what we are. I dont think i would mind having a weeb girlfriend if we were as much of a weeb as the other. Its all about balance, if one is way too weeb then it would be bottersome, on the otter hand, if she qas as much of a weeb that i am then i would be fun! Having fun, intresting discussions about anime and manga? Yes thank you.

It would be wonderfull if she is too much weeb.
Akward and sad if she is too liitle.
Perfect if she is as much as you.
Mar 24, 2018 4:29 AM

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It would be hot if she was saying it ironically to mock me.
Mar 24, 2018 4:33 AM

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Not a turnoff, you're just so susceptible with people jokingly talking like anime character.
Mar 24, 2018 4:40 AM

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Sounds hot to me. Imitating certain archetypes is always a plus.
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It would be hot if she was saying it ironically to mock me.

Also this guy... He knows what's up!
Mar 24, 2018 5:08 AM

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why there are 2 topics with the same name like this???

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Mar 24, 2018 5:43 AM

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Well, that sounds hilarious at first glance but I'll probably find myself cringing over the awkwardness if that happens to me. To each of their own I guess.
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Mar 24, 2018 5:47 AM
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I don't think even a genuine weeb would unironically talk like that in public
Mar 24, 2018 5:58 AM

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Simple solution, just date someone whose obsession with anime is equal to or lesser than yours.
Mar 24, 2018 6:12 AM

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Well, that's not just weeb, there must be some screws out of place too!
But, say if it happens rarely(humoristic), then why not?
Mar 24, 2018 6:47 AM

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If she's nice, looks good and she doesn't speak to much weaboo I definitely wouldn't mind.
Mar 24, 2018 6:49 AM

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As long as she steps on me whenever she gets the chance, it's all GREEN
Mar 24, 2018 8:07 AM

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I mean, does a weeb specifically need to talk in public? I would assume most weebs saves their weeby nature to the internet or to people they know don't mind.

Also, during the deed, I definitely wouldn't mind if she talked a bit like a horny anime girl in a hentai.
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Mar 24, 2018 8:15 AM

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I guess it depends how weeb she is. I think it would be nice to have a girlfriend who shares my hobbies. If you don't want her to say cringy you could probably just ask her.

(Btw real gentlemen eat her out before expecting any oral favours from her)
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I mean as long as she isn't insanely weeb-ish i think it's fine. There's a point to where anything gets to be a little much of course, but like if she were into anime and cosplay and was geeky I don't think I'd mind that much. Long as she wasn't an ugly slob with no job then either way I think it would be fine.
Mar 24, 2018 8:17 AM

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If she says "itadakimasu" before eating my meat,I will cum instantly
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Mar 24, 2018 9:55 AM

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That sounds like a teenage problem. I don't think a potential weeb girlfriend at my age (mid 20s) would be that obnoxious. However as much as I want an otaku gf, yes what you described would be annoying.
Mar 24, 2018 1:49 PM
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I haven't seen a weeb since I left high school ten years ago. Probably a teenage thing, you should be good if you are an adult.
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Takamura-sama said:
Even before she starts su****ng your d*** she also starts saying "ooeehh ooki, itadakimasu!"


That would honestly be pretty hilarious


What's the difference?
Mar 24, 2018 3:43 PM

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I wouldn't tbh , I mean , what's the worst thing that can happen?



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Mar 24, 2018 3:54 PM

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Daemon said:
Takamura-sama said:
Even before she starts su****ng your d*** she also starts saying "ooeehh ooki, itadakimasu!"


That would honestly be pretty hilarious


not really
my dick would go down faster than usain bolt.
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Yeah i would mind if shes so obsessed with japan and trying to be japanese even tho she isnt.ฤฐ love japan and anime too but ffs there should be a limit i mean if we talking about girl version of this video ofc i mind.



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Takamura-sama said:
Daemon said:


That would honestly be pretty hilarious


not really
my dick would go down faster than usain bolt.


Mine would too but it would be because I was laughing too hard


What's the difference?
Mar 24, 2018 7:12 PM

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Sounds pretty hot to me man idunno..
Mar 24, 2018 7:27 PM

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I wouldn’t mind it if she said things like that occasionally. As long as she didn’t go overboard with it, I can imagine myself laughing with her if she said itadakimasu while we went out to eat. A relationship like that seems playful and cute. Its only if she continued with the phrases and just ruined the joke that I would get annoyed.


And if she acted like she was in a hentai episode during sex that would legit be hot (except for anything “oni-chan related”.
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Everyone wants an OTAKU girl. A weeb GF would be as obnoxious as any of your Weeb Friends.
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Takamura-sama said:
Imagine going to a restaurant and you suddenly hear "itadakimasu" before she starts eating or suddenly says weird ass lines such as: "domo, Karim (my real name) would anata accompany me to our gakuen?" This is a massive turnoff.

Even before she starts su****ng your d*** she also starts saying "ooeehh ooki, itadakimasu!" This shit would get my d*** down faster than a (insert joke here). Oh also if she suddenly starts saying some freaky shit such as "onii-chan taskete" I'll leave her faster than usain bolt.

What do you think?

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I definitely would, Im not into all the Japanese culture shit. Really I'm just a normal guy who like cartoons.
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Takamura-sama said:
Even before she starts su****ng your d*** she also starts saying "ooeehh ooki, itadakimasu!" This shit would get my d*** down faster than a (insert joke here).

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yes my dude, nothing like a quiet, shy, introverted, tiny, bony japanese women slowly and pathetically slobbing on me knob

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I wouldn't tbh , I mean , what's the worst thing that can happen?



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Mkim said:
Jare4lopez said:
I wouldn't tbh , I mean , what's the worst thing that can happen?



lol
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To be honest, I wouldn't mind if she was a BIT Weeb, but not to an extent of pure fucking cancer Weeb, no no no, that shall not do. As long her personality shines, the weeb wouldn't really bother me... I hope.

My dude, you're resurrecting some top tier quality threads =)))))))) Keep it up!! You have my blessing and attention. God speed you magnificent bastard.
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If that's the biggest issue in the relationship, I'd call that a good relationship tbh.
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I think you're referring to an Otaku... In the western world Otakus are the cringey ass annoying fuckers who use Japanese words in their sentences and saw shit like "I'm proud to be an anime watcher"

Weebs (like myself) have reached a greater level of intellectuality, where they don't feel the need to openly express their obsession, instead only starting flame wars on the internet and having a katana collection placed on their walls
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AnimePixelz said:
ZaBici said:

My dude, you're resurrecting some top tier quality threads =)))))))) Keep it up!! You have my blessing and attention. God speed you magnificent bastard.


Haha thanks man! Yeah this is some top tier quality threads :^) I just found it through some MAL users, like probably everyone else does haha.


Nah man, you a stalker *hugs*


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First of all, the examples you gave are funny af. I mean it’s kinda cringe, but if she is just trying to be funny I wouldn’t really care.
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i dont get it. So you want a gf like this or you dont?
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