| I don't understand, why "Bros before hoes?" Shouldn't bros understand when you want to spend "quality" time with your hoe? I feel like this unwritten law sucks. What you bruhs think? |
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| Yeah bros understand, that's exactly why it says "bros before hoes". Tell a bro you wanna spend some sexy time with your girlfriend: "No problem, bro". Tell your girlfriend you wanna play poker with your bros: "So you let me home all alone?" Of course this is not true for every girl out there, but I believe that's where it comes from. |
| It's what cockblockers say. |
| Doesn't really apply to real life. |
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| Bros before Hoes is the golden rule of the bro code. |
| I've been here way too long... |
| If you don't understand it, you obviously aren't a bro. |
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| It rhymes at least |
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| Bros before hoes is important but it doesn't mean that you should run off whenever they call for you when you're with your girl. Tell them, they'll understand most of the time. |
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| Bros before hoes pretty much means you aren't going to betray your friends or even stop talking to them just cause your bitch tells you to. Spending time with your lady is a good thing, just don't forget you have other friends too. |
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Gator said: Yeah bros understand, that's exactly why it says "bros before hoes". Tell a bro you wanna spend some sexy time with your girlfriend: "No problem, bro". Tell your girlfriend you wanna play poker with your bros: "So you let me home all alone?" Of course this is not true for every girl out there, but I believe that's where it comes from. ^This, I remember a few times I went over to my bros and he'd have his hoe all up on him. Was like "Dafuq you call me over for bro." |
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| I prefer "friends and family before strangers". |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
| It's about time the motto gets reversed. Hoes before bros as it should be. |
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LeosApathy said: It shouldn't be like that because when you break up with your 'hoe' you don't have anyone to go back to.It's about time the motto gets reversed. Hoes before bros as it should be. |
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| did you mean: ovaries before brovaries |
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| The phrase is just a misguided sexist sounding expressiom. What its trying to and fails to convey is that long lasting close bonded relationships are more important than people who come and go in your life. That you should not abandon friends for some petty relationship. |
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BruceLad said: chuuzenjis said: Oh dear, quality post lmao.did you mean: ovaries before brovaries come on you loved it |
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VitaminCaim said: I don't understand, why "Bros before hoes?" Shouldn't bros understand when you want to spend "quality" time with your hoe? I feel like this unwritten law sucks. What you bruhs think? That is not when the motto is used dude. Syrup- said: Bros before hoes pretty much means you aren't going to betray your friends or even stop talking to them just cause your bitch tells you to. This guy knows. |
traed said: Sounds sexsist but the point it conveys is rather good and you've explained the true meaning of the phrase for those who didn't quite understand.The phrase is just a misguided sexist sounding expressiom. What its trying to and fails to convey is that long lasting close bonded relationships are more important than people who come and go in your life. That you should not abandon friends for some petty relationship. |
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chuuzenjis said: did you mean: ovaries before brovaries Is that the female version of BbH? |
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TyraMisoux said: chuuzenjis said: did you mean: ovaries before brovaries Is that the female version of BbH? yeah lmao |
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traed said: The phrase is just a misguided sexist sounding expressiom. What its trying to and fails to convey is that long lasting close bonded relationships are more important than people who come and go in your life. That you should not abandon friends for some petty relationship. No the reason the phrase isn't gender neutral and has the male view in it is not because of sexism but because many women tend to get annoyed by men hanging out with their friends and start trying to prohibit them hanging out with them etc. |
Monad said: Pretty sure it's sexist sounding because it's calling women "hoes".traed said: The phrase is just a misguided sexist sounding expressiom. What its trying to and fails to convey is that long lasting close bonded relationships are more important than people who come and go in your life. That you should not abandon friends for some petty relationship. No the reason the phrase isn't gender neutral and has the male view in it is not because of sexism but because many women tend to get annoyed by men hanging out with their friends and start trying to prohibit them hanging out with them etc. |
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Red_Keys said: Monad said: Pretty sure it's sexist sounding because it's calling women "hoes".No the reason the phrase isn't gender neutral and has the male view in it is not because of sexism but because many women tend to get annoyed by men hanging out with their friends and start trying to prohibit them hanging out with them etc. Details. lol. |
TyraMisoux said: Doesn't really apply to real life. i know from experience maybe if girls didnt play so hard to get ..men would stop betray each other for the sake of landing a ho and we'd live in a better world |
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Monad said: Red_Keys said: Pretty sure it's sexist sounding because it's calling women "hoes". Details. lol. Details? |
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| its stupid, most of the time the bros are just jealous |
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Democracy said: its stupid, most of the time the bros are just jealous Never liked the saying. Like...ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL MY WOMAN A HOE??????  |
| 'The way of the wang is long...and hard' |
incisorr said: TyraMisoux said: Doesn't really apply to real life. i know from experience maybe if girls didnt play so hard to get ..men would stop betray each other for the sake of landing a ho and we'd live in a better world Dude, you're too good and innocent for this world |
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| It's for dudes who make their life about their girl to the point they alienate their friends or get in arguments with them but when the girl finally dumps them all of a sudden want to get back with you like it's all good. That's why the term "bros before hoes" exist because your bros are generally much more trustworthy than your girl. Hoes come and leave, bros stick around so don't ditch them for a hoe. |
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TyraMisoux said: incisorr said: i know from experience maybe if girls didnt play so hard to get ..men would stop betray each other for the sake of landing a ho and we'd live in a better world Dude, you're too good and innocent for this world I know, i actually got ditched by a bro online for a potential "ho" which turned him against me and in teh end that ho turned out to be a guy who was supposedly lonely and decided to ruin my friendship just for his own selfish crap and he got revealed when my friend wanted to meet or something since they lived close to each other GuusWayne said: It's for dudes who make their life about their girl to the point they alienate their friends or get in arguments with them but when the girl finally dumps them all of a sudden want to get back with you like it's all good. That's why the term "bros before hoes" exist because your bros are generally much more trustworthy than your girl. Hoes come and leave, bros stick around so don't ditch them for a hoe. (and to continue from my story above) after that he came back and felt like he regretted ditching me but hes a jerk anyway and i hope he doesnt read this forum cus he has an account in here and he can stalk if he wants to but hes a rich and selfish jerk so whatever. also the sad thing is that i would probably be one of those since bros suck and hoes rock, i would alienate my friends and jump down the rabbit hole probably but then if she ditches me she must be psychotic delusional bitch and id have too much pride and regret to go back to my bros so ill die alone in a forest with the bears and wild life around |
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LeosApathy said: It's about time the motto gets reversed. Hoes before bros as it should be. That would only work if she was person who shared a great deal of my interests, Chances are I'll end up with someone who doesn't gamble, doesn't like anime and video games, or may not drink (this has actually happened to me, I dated a woman for 2 months but it didn't work out well because she didn't drink at all, and I like to drink quite a bit in the evening over dinner and on weekends). |
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Hoppy said: LeosApathy said: It's about time the motto gets reversed. Hoes before bros as it should be. That would only work if she was person who shared a great deal of my interests, Chances are I'll end up with someone who doesn't gamble, doesn't like anime and video games, or may not drink (this has actually happened to me, I dated a woman for 2 months but it didn't work out well because she didn't drink at all, and I like to drink quite a bit in the evening over dinner and on weekends). Woah, that's true. Non-drinking girls are hard to handle :/ |
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| I always felt bros before hoes made sense because bros are forever but hoes change fairly frequently. #JustBroThings #GuyLove #TotallyNotHomo |
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| drinking sucks balls idk wtf u guys smoking, i hate people who need to drink in order to be able to communicate properly.. My mother actually is kinda two-faced , when she isnt drunk shes a bitch and her voice is obnoxious and loud and annoying and it drills your eardrums and shes dumb as hell and when she is drunk shes also obnoxious but atleast she isnt loud altho shes even more obnoxious and irrational so its worse |
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incisorr said: Dude, is there anything good about your life? Why don't put yourself out of your misery?drinking sucks balls idk wtf u guys smoking, i hate people who need to drink in order to be able to communicate properly.. My mother actually is kinda two-faced , when she isnt drunk shes a bitch and her voice is obnoxious and loud and annoying and it drills your eardrums and shes dumb as hell and when she is drunk shes also obnoxious but atleast she isnt loud altho shes even more obnoxious and irrational so its worse |
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| Sounds like something a bro without a hoe made up. I wouldn't want a hoe anyway. |
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| Always true. I had plenty of times where I could have smashed a skank at a party but chose not to because my buddy was gunning for her. Bros will be here for years to come but these hoes will come and go. |
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bloodgods said: Do you have sources to prove this?This is the shittiest thread of 2015 so far |
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GuusWayne said: incisorr said: Dude, is there anything good about your life? Why don't put yourself out of your misery?drinking sucks balls idk wtf u guys smoking, i hate people who need to drink in order to be able to communicate properly.. My mother actually is kinda two-faced , when she isnt drunk shes a bitch and her voice is obnoxious and loud and annoying and it drills your eardrums and shes dumb as hell and when she is drunk shes also obnoxious but atleast she isnt loud altho shes even more obnoxious and irrational so its worse i dont like knives and i dont have a gun send me one and i will , i can even pay you through paypal |
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