How do you get your online friend to go to sleep?

Jul 8, 2015 7:26 AM

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ThePinhead3333

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Talk dirty to em this always helps.

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Jul 8, 2015 7:30 AM

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angrygirl

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phone sex usually does the trick

Jul 8, 2015 7:32 AM

#53

NonaryGames

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Constantly email him the most boring extracts from the most boring novels you can find.

Jul 8, 2015 7:36 AM

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GrouchoMarx

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Don't do any of the above. Just stop talking to him/her. You'll never find out if he went to sleep or not.... problem solved.

Jul 8, 2015 7:43 AM

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Juscha

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just click him away if you're done with him senpai

Jul 8, 2015 8:15 AM

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SexyNinja743

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Show him the first Episode of Sword art Online season 2 BUT dont do it to often after 4-5 times he will probably wants to attempt suicide because of boredom

Jul 8, 2015 8:15 AM

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LoveLikeBlood

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Roofies

Take care of yourself

Jul 8, 2015 8:45 AM

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Oxalias said:

shintai88 said:

If he is still there after a minute , send him a message of "Do you want to watch" and than send him a video call.

Suggestive but not effective enough. I think you just to flick a quick pic of your nether region and he will be off in a heart beat... or not then you have to start worrying.

True.

Though if its a girl I would be more than happy to invite her over if she was interested.

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Jul 8, 2015 8:53 AM

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Tachii

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You don't. Because you're a world apart and there's nothing you can do with words.

Or, your friend is actually logically minded and you tell them the benefits of sleep and the cost of not enough sleep and hopefully they'll follow through with their logically minded... mind.

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Jul 8, 2015 9:05 AM

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recommend them mushishi

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Jul 8, 2015 10:11 AM

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Killaclown

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Klad said:
Make him watch elfen lied

tits and blood make you sleepy? Think you have some issues.... either that or you are confusing passing out with going to sleep, you squeamish guy you

Jul 8, 2015 10:12 AM

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Kagami_Hiiragi said:
Tell him he's a no good low life trash.

Jul 8, 2015 11:26 AM

#63

Sir_Chasm

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Tell him that sleep is for the weak.

Or just tell him to go to bed.

Jul 14, 2015 11:37 AM

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ThePinhead3333

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Hmm sexual things work on my behalf?

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Oct 13, 2015 1:25 AM

#65

ThePinhead3333A

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My way is most always are sexual talkers so yeah something nice and warm ought to get them sleeping easily.

Oct 13, 2015 2:23 AM

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hitokiri1859

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Pokemon Blog

Oct 13, 2015 2:24 AM

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Mayuka

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Show Makura no Danshi

underneath the stars

Oct 13, 2015 2:29 AM

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mayukachan said:
Show Makura no Danshi
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At least pick one of the decent guys.

Oct 13, 2015 2:29 AM

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Azumaoru

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Tell him "It r l8 go teh fak 2 slep".

My waifu, do not steal.

Oct 13, 2015 2:40 AM

#70

Homepage

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Read him Go The Fuck To Sleep.

Haruhi ism

It's fun, isn't it?

Oct 13, 2015 2:50 AM

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dankbuddha

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tell him to search for 'indian head massage' on youtube wand watch the video

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