Would you want to live in Japan in exchange for your daughters to become idols?
| The Japanese government has more become desperate for immigrants and awards you Japanese citizenship with housing provided, a job, tutors if you need to learn Japanese, the whole kit and caboodle. The catch is if you have a young daughter or daughters (under 14 years of age) currently or you have one or more of them while living in Japan at least one must become an idol by age 14 (studio and group doesn't matter) or you will all be sent back to your home country. Also, your daughter must stay an idol until she fails to sell CDs and/or is kicked out because of it and merchandise or until she's age 30, also if she's kicked out for other reasons you all can stay but if she fails to pass any audition before age 14, you will all be sent back. Would you go with it? PS: Adoption isn't a loophole, if you adopt a daughter unless she's 15+, the rules still apply. |
HoppyOct 10, 2014 1:49 PM
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| I would accept the proposal. It would be a way to see my daughter in a small bikini, indirectly. |
| wtf japan? If she wants she can do it, but if she says no, I will stay in my country. Daughter > Everything. |
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| how....interesting www |
| Eh, this is a lot of pressure on the daughter, so naturally I wouldn't be inclined to participate in something as folly as that. |
| My daughter will be ugly (genes ftw) no one would want her to be an idol/ |
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nickless_fool said: Every girl can be an idol, even the ugly.What if your daughter is ugly?  |
kamensentai said: Well...nickless_fool said: Every girl can be an idol, even the ugly.What if your daughter is ugly? That escalated quickly. |
nickless_fool said: What if your daughter is ugly? There are quite a few idols in the industry that are ugly, just not in the big groups. |
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| What if I'm not interested in becoming a Japanese citizen in the first place? Yeah, yeah, heresy I know. |
Jackrabb1t said: What if I'm not interested in becoming a Japanese citizen in the first place? Then the whole what-if scenario is meaningless, because this is probably aimed at weeaboos people liking Japanese culture. @ topic: loophole option #2: I'd only have male children. loophole option #3: I'd fake an audition and present it as "successful". loophole option #4: They'd become desperately enough to not enforce those silly rules. loophole option #5: Instead of using such methods, they'd rather try to motivate or even force their own people to have more children. |
Noboru said: Jackrabb1t said: What if I'm not interested in becoming a Japanese citizen in the first place? Then the whole what-if scenario is meaningless, because this is probably aimed at weeaboos people liking Japanese culture. @ topic: loophole option #3: I'd fake an audition and present it as "successful". loophole option #4: They'd become desperately enough to not enforce those silly rules. loophole option #5: Instead of using such methods, they'd rather try to motivate or even force their own people to have more children. It wouldn't work in real life. lol Already being done with no results, and a law forcing native Japanese to have kids would never pass. |
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| Only if I'm the producer. |
| @ Hoppy: loophole option #3 would be still valid since it doesn't say anything about it having to be a professional audition at a real/prestigious casting show. Forcing them to have children is more likely than your whole idol fetish scenario, though. |
NoboruOct 10, 2014 3:25 PM
| Eh, I'd rather go about getting citizenship and shit some other way. Not use my daughter for a free ride through it all. If it were me, I wouldn't want to be forced to do something like that. |
| WHAT IS THIS |
kamensentai said: nickless_fool said: Every girl can be an idol, even the ugly.What if your daughter is ugly? I must have too low a beauty standard for other people. I actually think they look decent. |
kamensentai said: 69/69 would bangnickless_fool said: Every girl can be an idol, even the ugly.What if your daughter is ugly? |
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MechaKiryu said: 69/69 would bang Well that was slightly out-of-character for you... |
Rokumi said: I was joking. Would still bang thoughMechaKiryu said: 69/69 would bang Well that was slightly out-of-character for you... |
MechaKiryuDec 17, 2014 10:03 PM
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| is the one on the far right there to make the other ones look uglier? |
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| No, if I wanted citizenship I'd try to get it some other way. Unless the daughter reaally wants to do it. |
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| What do you mean I cannot be an Idol? |
| The most important things in life is the people that you care about |
pseudoenigma said: I don't care if the other ones are ugly. Would still bang like no tomorrow yo.is the one on the far right there to make the other ones look uglier? |
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| >Implying non-Japanese girls can become popular idols in Japan |
| Why would I give up one island to live on a smaller one? |
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| don't have to deal with all dat idol shit if the daughter is dead... just sayin' |
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| I would never want to live in Japan, ever. |
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| I'm not interested in a Japanese citizenship, but having an idol daughter seems interesting. I'd take, it's a win-win situation. |
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| Considering that you have to give up any other citizenships you hold to get the Japanese one, no thanks. If it's about an indefinite leave to remain in Japan, then I'm in. Of course I have no daughters. |
| Aliis si licet, tibi non licet. |
Gravis said: I'm pretty sure you can keep your other citizenships.Considering that you have to give up any other citizenships you hold to get the Japanese one, no thanks. If it's about an indefinite leave to remain in Japan, then I'm in. Of course I have no daughters. |
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MechaKiryu said: Gravis said: I'm pretty sure you can keep your other citizenships.Considering that you have to give up any other citizenships you hold to get the Japanese one, no thanks. If it's about an indefinite leave to remain in Japan, then I'm in. Of course I have no daughters. You can't have dual citizenship in Japan. |
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| Are you crazy? Why will i want to live in Japan? They have typhoons, tsunamis and they are full with radiation. |
| Already am a Japanese citizen. but I guess if my (hypothetical) daughter wants to (as long as it's wholesome) then why not.... :) |
kamensentai said: nickless_fool said: Every girl can be an idol, even the ugly.What if your daughter is ugly? Are those girls ugly or beautiful? I really cannot tell. (the 3 on the right) |
| I like how you're assuming that people want Japanese citizenship. |
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IntroverTurtle said: I like how you're assuming that people want Japanese citizenship. I would even though I have a comfortable life here |
| No, I'm not interested in living in Japan. |
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| I would love to visit Japan but probably not live there. Also, I don't have kids. |
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Sherlockeb said: No, I'm not interested in living in Japan. |
| Another Loop Hole option Have daughter move day before she turns 14. And bring her back the day after she turns 15. Send her to a housed school or some bullshit |
| I'm not weeb enough for this thread topic to be applicable to me. |
| Lol whats the catch? I don't see how making your daughter an idol is a problem, unless she doesn't want to be one. |
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Protaku94 said: Lol whats the catch? I don't see how making your daughter an idol is a problem, unless she doesn't want to be one. Was thinking the same, a good catch would be if you cant watch anime or read manga. Or idk getting your nuts chopped off or something |
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