5Wishes said: Permanent invisibility Invisible Girl Ea |
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ReaperCreeper said: 5Wishes said: Permanent invisibility Invisible Girl Ea 5Wishes said: dragonlight said: What? Thatd be awesome. You could get so much shit for free. But it's permanent. Once activated, it can never be cancelled. Sure it'd be fun at first, but you'll soon witness every one slowly forget you and eventually name you an entity and they'll either try get rid of you or ignore you. How many could you fuck around with though XD |
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Meokii said: 5Wishes said: But it's permanent. Once activated, it can never be cancelled. Sure it'd be fun at first, but you'll soon witness every one slowly forget you and eventually name you an entity and they'll either try get rid of you or ignore you. Or be the next Paranormal Activity antagonist. Please be more optimistic about life. The star of another awful movie. You have to admit they were bad films, but I see your point |
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| The power to constantly remind people of their worst sexual moments. |
| Thunder Fart |
| The power to read your own thoughts. And yes, it also works as an echo to thinking is going to be shit too |
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5Wishes said: fine i have a better one. You're a magnet. You can bring anything straight to you as if you have the powers of the force. Problem is, you're only magnetic around the genital area. You could become the pussy magnet. This might just be one of the best superpowers around |
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| ^ You could do it to a minute degree, just enough for the girl to feel a vague pull towards you from her nether regions. She can interpret that as she pleases. The power to make anyone stop what they're doing and sing "Ol Man River". Very useful actually, as it essentially equals the ability to stop anyone who is trying to interfere with or attack you. |
pauperunit said: 5Wishes said: fine i have a better one. You're a magnet. You can bring anything straight to you as if you have the powers of the force. Problem is, you're only magnetic around the genital area. You could become the pussy magnet. This might just be one of the best superpowers around When you realise its actually a magnet for young cats :') They just fly into you |
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| The power of fucking 3D girls. |
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| Ability to see through any old person's clothing. The ability to turn yourself inside out. Double Jump. Ability to Randomly turn naked. |
| The opower to coommunicate with barnicles. |
"Fuck this shit, fun things are fun!" |
Jeikun said: Ability to see through any old person's clothing. The ability to turn yourself inside out. Double Jump. Ability to Randomly turn naked. 1st and 3rd sounded kick ass |
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| the power to fly but only upwards, if you start flying for even just a second you will have a really hard time coming down |
| I CELEBRATE myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. |
OnlyEpix said: the power to fly but only upwards, if you start flying for even just a second you will have a really hard time coming down You can only fly at 0.5 mph |
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Bearbear145 said: OnlyEpix said: the power to fly but only upwards, if you start flying for even just a second you will have a really hard time coming down You can only fly at 0.5 mph When you hit 30,000 ft you just stop entirely |
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| Losing control and turning into a rage-induced beast (ie the Hulk). Losing control in any form is absolutely a no-go. I don't care if you end up being invincible, the thought you'd kill one of your own as rage takes over is a huge flaw. |
| Super nice guy abilities. |
Fo-Fai said: Super nice guy abilities. At least people would like you, but is it really a super power? |
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Bearbear145 said: Fo-Fai said: Super nice guy abilities. At least people would like you, but is it really a super power? Could be. Anything can be a power |
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Tabuu1900 said: Bearbear145 said: At least people would like you, but is it really a super power? Could be. Anything can be a power Point I suppose |
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| Self destruct. |
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qp said: Self destruct.  |
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| The super power to get a boner during the most inconvenient time. |
AkibaNightrider said: The super power to get a boner during the most inconvenient time. I have that power. |
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| The ability to realize if you just made a bad decision. |
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| I would HATE to either have the special ability to hear what people are really thinking, or the ability to see ghosts. |
ThisNameSucks said: The ability to realize if you just made a bad decision. Might help you correct it though? |
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| how bout being a sh*t-bender like manipulating sh*t with your hands? |
| I've been here way too long... |
TheConquerer said: how bout being a sh*t-bender like manipulating sh*t with your hands? That would be hilarious to anyone who wasn't your enemy. You can just make them sh*t their selves whilst fighting |
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Tabuu1900 said: That would be hilarious to anyone who wasn't your enemy. You can just make them sh*t their selves whilst fighting xD i never thought about it that way |
| I've been here way too long... |
| Autistic powers |
Bearbear145 said: I've made a bad decision for posting that.ThisNameSucks said: The ability to realize if you just made a bad decision. Might help you correct it though? |
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ThisNameSucks said: Bearbear145 said: I've made a bad decision for posting that.Might help you correct it though? Cause you know it, you can delete it and correct yourself. See my point. >.< |
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TheConquerer said: Tabuu1900 said: That would be hilarious to anyone who wasn't your enemy. You can just make them sh*t their selves whilst fighting xD i never thought about it that way I can change your power to make it horrible, the ability to sh*t yourself when ever someone touches you, including your own touch |
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TheConquerer said: how bout being a sh*t-bender like manipulating sh*t with your hands? Now I have an urge to write fanfiction in the Wormverse with a parahuman who has control over shit. |
Winterluffy said: Super smell seriously what could you do with it lol. You could identify people without sight through multiple walls. You could smell hormones like cortisol, oxytocin, cancer... You could determine areas of disease, and smell when a building is on fire blocks away. If you trained it, you could also use it to identify chemicals for the sake of crime investigation. Heck, you could identify the smell of ink on dollar bills to find money lying around, or other things for survival landmarks. You'd probably never get lost, could always find food and water, and could smell threats a long ways away in the wilderness. Super smell would make for an incredible soldier. |
| How do people get to 2000 hours when I'm already this bored? |
ElPysCongroo said: TheConquerer said: how bout being a sh*t-bender like manipulating sh*t with your hands? Now I have an urge to write fanfiction in the Wormverse with a parahuman who has control over shit. Please.. Please do that :') |
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| to piss laser beams |
| please sell me the condom, mister I would like to fuck my sister! condoms really worth to keep I will fuck her very deep! could you be my condom keeper? so I could try to fuck her deeper! please think I m stupid but please dont think I m a troll. -------------------------------------------------------------- http://protpisaenglish.blogspot.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzn0J8cfrY |
Bearbear145 said: ElPysCongroo said: Now I have an urge to write fanfiction in the Wormverse with a parahuman who has control over shit. Please.. Please do that :') I seconds that |
| I've been here way too long... |
TheConquerer said: Bearbear145 said: Please.. Please do that :') I seconds that I agree you must do it |
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| The power to piss acid |
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Bishonenking88 said: The power to piss acid Why is everyone on this website so sadistic XD |
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| the native american guy with the monkey from Captain Planet |
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