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May 14, 2012 8:37 AM

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"We made eye contact a lot in class, too… (´・ω・`)"

"That’s probably because you were the one looking, creep."


Lol'd so hard.

May 14, 2012 8:40 AM

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this is really disturbing to me, how in the fuck did this guy lost his virginity but i havent

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

May 14, 2012 12:40 PM

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#OP
I’m not that self-absorbed… (´・ω・`)
I’m really worried… Maybe it’s since Denko carved out my heart that I’m being fooled into thinking I love A-ko?

Of course, it’s also possible I could love two people…
As long as they respond to my emails, I mean.
But how should I ask her? (´・ω・`)

#2ch
“Do you like anal?”

#OP
Y-Yikes…
What would happen if I asked a girl that?
I don’t think I want to ask that at all… (´・ω・`)

#2ch
You won’t know until you try!
Gotta live and learn!

#OP
Well, I sent “Do you like anal?”… (´・ω・`)


I know it was obvious he was a troll, but this just solidifies the proof.

May 14, 2012 12:44 PM

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Zatoichi said:

EDIT3
OP said:
I can’t believe Denko would do something like this…
Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´・ω・`)

OH DEAR GOD.


60,000 is quite a lot of money for the average person....
May 14, 2012 1:44 PM

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LOLZ.. that thread is so funny. i just laughed so many times.
best quote of the thread

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I’m really starting to read the “Help!” in the title as Denko’s screaming"
May 14, 2012 1:48 PM

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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
this is really disturbing to me, how in the fuck did this guy lost his virginity but i havent

Good to know. :p
May 14, 2012 2:10 PM

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Lol omg. Now that is creepy and funny at the same time.
May 14, 2012 3:17 PM

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Well, I read it, and this person sounds so obsessed, it's almost depressing. Damn..
May 15, 2012 1:41 PM

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...........OMG!!! its like a really REALLY!!! wrong/bad anime ...........(id still watch it) it all sounded so made up but i just couldn't stop reading ,those 2 should have there own talk show and deal with relationships haha
May 15, 2012 1:55 PM

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I can't believe i read as much as i did. I'm a failure. No troll should be fed that much.
May 15, 2012 2:17 PM
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This made me lol so bad. Idc if it's a troll or not it's hilarious xD
May 16, 2012 12:55 AM

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Well this is creepy, even for a troll.
May 16, 2012 5:47 AM
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Hey hey hey! Have you read the next parts for these? Quite hilarious, I say.
May 18, 2012 6:34 AM
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i have never read something that got me from laughing to nearly crying to just plain horror this guy needs help really bad if it's true i feel really sorry for the girl (if it's true)
May 18, 2012 8:40 AM
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"I can tell Denko’s just tsundere, man.
Gotta embrace her to bring out that dere, OP."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY SIDES
May 18, 2012 8:03 PM

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lol this is so funny op is total troll
May 19, 2012 5:22 AM

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OMFGG!!! THE FOURTH PAGE!!!

There was no (´・ω・`)…

GUYS HE’S SERIOUS!!!


HAHAHAHAHHA

fuarkkk, the end was pretty creepy... O.O
May 19, 2012 6:58 AM
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Holy shit, I definitely didn't expect that ending...

9/10, would read again.

(´・ω・`)
May 20, 2012 8:43 PM

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(´・ω・`) will forever be my fav emoticon from now on. The replies that the OP got are the funniest. I swear I couldn't stop laughing! Especially on the guys that actually encouraged him.

Also, OP and A-ko. My OTP.
May 20, 2012 9:45 PM

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I feel at a loss here...it's like I can't believe this guy it left me with a feeling of sorrow and stomach indigestion :l also I wanna give all those guys who replied to him at 2chan a cookie

Edit: I forgot the LOLs those ppl are so clever but evident troll is evident (I was a believer for the first 2 pages but when A-ko showed up it was just BS for me) though it proved to be a fine entertainment I guess I couldn't stop laughing for quite a while
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Jun 13, 2012 12:31 PM

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Had such a great read, although at the end...that emoticon gave me the CHILLS. I think it will forever haunt me.

I also showed it to my bf and he enjoyed it quite a bit. We exchanged some msgs afterwards which has to be shared because only you guys will understand the humour:

Him: back
Me: Welcome back honey (´・ω・`)
Him: thank you (´・ω・`) but you know i might have to post in a forum and ask what "welcome back honey" means (´・ω・`)
i just dont want there to be misunderstandings

LOL ahhhh this is true love~

In all seriousness, deep in my heart I hope that all of it was a troll since I feel kinda bad for him near the end...
Jun 13, 2012 12:47 PM

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robbydesu said:
Had such a great read, although at the end...that emoticon gave me the CHILLS. I think it will forever haunt me.

I also showed it to my bf and he enjoyed it quite a bit. We exchanged some msgs afterwards which has to be shared because only you guys will understand the humour:

Him: back
Me: Welcome back honey (´・ω・`)
Him: thank you (´・ω・`) but you know i might have to post in a forum and ask what "welcome back honey" means (´・ω・`)
i just dont want there to be misunderstandings

LOL ahhhh this is true love~

In all seriousness, deep in my heart I hope that all of it was a troll since I feel kinda bad for him near the end...


Bad for him?
I'd feel worse for 'Denko'
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Jun 13, 2012 12:55 PM

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i really hope this is a troll but i really dont think it is, freaks like this do exist

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Jun 13, 2012 1:37 PM

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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
i really hope this is a troll but i really dont think it is, freaks like this do exist


Yeah, and they think they are doing nothing wrong.
How can someone do such a thing without realizing what he is causing?
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Jun 13, 2012 1:56 PM

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Few things...
1. 300 emails - where can I get payment plan like this?! It could help a lot :)

2. 10 hours of talking with mother of that girl - if something is creepy than it's this, I can talk like 1-2 hours max with my parents-in-law, than it turns to be awkward ("So how is it having sex with my sweet little daughter?" which is better than: "Would you like to see some old family photos?")

3. This thread is 5 pages long XD asking some totally strange people for advise in such matters is just weird. Or it's just attentionwhorism of a certain stalker.

4. Did parents or that girl finally called police? As this is only natural thing to do - but no people try to reason with such individuals. "Smart"

As Stanisław Lem said:
"I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet."
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Jun 13, 2012 2:44 PM

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A-ko is a stand up gal. (´・ω・`)

I put the fun back in funeral
Jun 13, 2012 3:03 PM

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Can't believe i read all 5 threads. He's a troll, but it was fun reading.
Jun 13, 2012 3:08 PM

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I read the first thread but I got bored, probably cause its late night now and I'm dead tired.
Jun 15, 2012 6:47 AM

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TK8 said:
Bad for him?
I'd feel worse for 'Denko'


No doubt that I felt bad for Denko but when the story got to the point where he was obviously being used by A-Ko and he didn't realize it?....I felt bad.
Jun 15, 2012 1:05 PM
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This makes me sad to be alive.
Jun 15, 2012 1:06 PM

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marusamarento said:
I really hope that the OP and A-ko


And enjoy his spaghetti making skills! (´・ω・`)

I put the fun back in funeral
Jun 15, 2012 1:13 PM

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robbydesu said:
TK8 said:
Bad for him?
I'd feel worse for 'Denko'


No doubt that I felt bad for Denko but when the story got to the point where he was obviously being used by A-Ko and he didn't realize it?....I felt bad.


Oh yeah, all the information buying.
I find it more of a stupid move of him
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Sep 27, 2012 12:18 PM
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(´OωO`) Hey Guy's It's Um Well, Denkos Stalker, as you like to call me, ANYWAYS Me And Her Friend are now, Happily (And Amazingly) Together, Anyways I Know I haven't posted For a long time, But we have been busy with things, FIRST OF ALL, The reason this is in English is because we moved to Canada.... so me and Denko aren't friends anymore so whatever but ya, anyway's love you guys Please let people know? I Posted this on 4chan under /q/ (´OωO`)
Sep 27, 2012 12:22 PM

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Mitsurogi said:
(´OωO`) Hey Guy's It's Um Well, Denkos Stalker, as you like to call me, ANYWAYS Me And Her Friend are now, Happily (And Amazingly) Together, Anyways I Know I haven't posted For a long time, But we have been busy with things, FIRST OF ALL, The reason this is in English is because we moved to Canada.... so me and Denko aren't friends anymore so whatever but ya, anyway's love you guys Please let people know? I Posted this on 4chan under /q/ (´OωO`)


o_O
Sep 27, 2012 12:23 PM
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Anyways, Ya! (´OωO`)
Sep 27, 2012 12:25 PM

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Mitsurogi said:
(´OωO`) Hey Guy's It's Um Well, Denkos Stalker, as you like to call me, ANYWAYS Me And Her Friend are now, Happily (And Amazingly) Together, Anyways I Know I haven't posted For a long time, But we have been busy with things, FIRST OF ALL, The reason this is in English is because we moved to Canada.... so me and Denko aren't friends anymore so whatever but ya, anyway's love you guys Please let people know? I Posted this on 4chan under /q/ (´OωO`)
Are you high? (´・ω・`)"
やがて気づく本当の気持ちは
そして 人間が大好きでした
Sep 27, 2012 12:27 PM
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What do you mean? (´OωO`)
Sep 27, 2012 12:36 PM
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never heard of fugly.com did you?
Sep 27, 2012 12:37 PM
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lol someone has too much free time on their hands.

Troll unsuccessful~!
Sep 27, 2012 12:50 PM
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Seriously What the heck are you guys talking about? (T▽T)
Sep 27, 2012 12:55 PM

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Someone lock this thread please, I beg you.
Sep 27, 2012 1:08 PM

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InfiniteRyvius said:
Someone lock this thread please, I beg you.


why?

On topic:

He either is a troll that has NO LIFE in the real meaning.

Either Denko should probably run for her life.
Sep 27, 2012 1:20 PM

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Maffy said:
lol someone has too much free time on their hands.

Troll unsuccessful~!

I find it interesting how many people call him a troll. Why? Surely it can't hurt to suspend your disbelief for just a moment and enjoy the story.
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Sep 27, 2012 1:35 PM
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*4 months later*

But seriously, there is no way that is even realistic. This attempt is silly.
Sep 27, 2012 1:43 PM

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Im not reading all that. Can someone summarize it for me?
Sep 27, 2012 2:01 PM

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Shuhan said:
Im not reading all that. Can someone summarize it for me?


This guy OP keeps bitching about how he sent this girl Denko like 600 emails because he was worried about her(yeah right...) then she(Denko) calls him to set up a meeting with him, her, his brother(a supposed actor) and a friend of Denko's, then they cancel it because the OP's sister can't come and so on.
Then he tries to get her to go on a date to McDonalds, but he fails utterly by confessing his love in a... let's call it a weird love letter.
In short he asks other people how to get this girl Denko to like him, but he's very awkward, and there's like a HUGE possibility of trolling.

love your signature, btw.
Sep 27, 2012 2:04 PM

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Mitsurogi said:
(´OωO`) Hey Guy's It's Um Well, Denkos Stalker, as you like to call me, ANYWAYS Me And Her Friend are now, Happily (And Amazingly) Together, Anyways I Know I haven't posted For a long time, But we have been busy with things, FIRST OF ALL, The reason this is in English is because we moved to Canada.... so me and Denko aren't friends anymore so whatever but ya, anyway's love you guys Please let people know? I Posted this on 4chan under /q/ (´OωO`)


This is so unbelievable that I think it's actually true.
Sep 27, 2012 2:34 PM

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After 6 months already, I'm so re-reading this. Thanks for bumping the thread.
This still is one of the best fanfics I've read.
Sep 27, 2012 4:44 PM

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Jack_Rav said:
He has to be a troll. Regardless of whether that's true or not, it was still a fantastic read. :P


Agreed. If he was a troll, it was a pretty good reading. Then I heard about Densha Otoko... And it's true there are a lot of crazy stalkers out there (maybe even more in Japan than in the rest of the world? Dunno)

Anyway, poor Denko lmao

Sep 27, 2012 5:49 PM

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Kira-oniisan said:
Shuhan said:
Im not reading all that. Can someone summarize it for me?


This guy OP keeps bitching about how he sent this girl Denko like 600 emails because he was worried about her(yeah right...) then she(Denko) calls him to set up a meeting with him, her, his brother(a supposed actor) and a friend of Denko's, then they cancel it because the OP's sister can't come and so on.
Then he tries to get her to go on a date to McDonalds, but he fails utterly by confessing his love in a... let's call it a weird love letter.
In short he asks other people how to get this girl Denko to like him, but he's very awkward, and there's like a HUGE possibility of trolling.

love your signature, btw.


Thanks for the compliment and summary :P
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