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Aug 19, 2013 2:50 PM
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Hey guys

So I started watching anime about two years ago. Just for some background information at the time I was about 5’1” (I’m male) and 130 pounds.

Anime quickly became my life and I started watching a lot of anime for extended periods of time. Everyone at school teased me because I always wore my “Anime Roolz.” Tank top and my naruto leaf village headband but I didn’t care because no one in any of my classes could match my jutsu hand sign speeds. I was the happiest chuunin you’d ever seen.

But that all changed when the fire nation attacked. Lol jk (that’s an anime reference, I watch a lot of anime). I started to rapidly gain weight, and now presently, I’m still 5’1” and about 230 pounds. I don’t really know what happened, is it possible that certain animes make you gain weight more than usual, by somehow stimulating the salivary glands or something? All I know is that before I started watching anime I was in tip top shape

Anyway normally I wouldn’t care about this added weight and I’d just watch some more anime but the doctors say if I don’t shed some poundage I won’t live to see past the age of 35, and I want my children to be able to put out a killer gomu gomu no pistol like me.

Is anime to blame for weight gain? Or is it Obama? Or maybe even something else?

Thanks guys
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Aug 19, 2013 2:52 PM
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It's your fault for not exercising.
Aug 19, 2013 2:53 PM
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Okazaki93 said:
Is anime to blame for weight gain? Or is it Obama? Or maybe even something else?


That literally makes more sense than blaming anime. Other acceptable scapegoats are aliens, Neil Patrick Harris, Fox News, global warming, and the Boogieman.

Seriously though, uh, like, exercise and eat better stuff and...I'm not sure what to say actually.
Aug 19, 2013 2:54 PM
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I might just have to copypasta this thread onto another website.
Aug 19, 2013 2:54 PM
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Definitly Obama.
Aug 19, 2013 2:54 PM
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Pretty sure it's Obama.

Wtf is wrong with MAL today.
Aug 19, 2013 2:54 PM
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Well I just got a friend hooked on anime about 8 days ago and I saw him today and he had gained about 80 pounds give or take. So yes, I'm pretty sure anime is responsible for this.
Ooo, what a lovely tea party.
Aug 19, 2013 2:55 PM
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Absolutely sure its Obama
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Shocked said:
Okazaki93 said:
Is anime to blame for weight gain? Or is it Obama? Or maybe even something else?


That literally makes more sense than blaming anime. Other acceptable scapegoats are aliens, Neil Patrick Harris, Fox News, global warming, and the Boogieman.

Seriously though, uh, like, exercise and eat better stuff and...I'm not sure what to say actually.
There's nothing to say. It's a poor attempt at spam-bait -_-

AS IF WE HAVENT HAD ENOUGH TODAY
Aug 19, 2013 2:55 PM
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Aug 19, 2013 2:56 PM

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Btw, i watch anime while excercising, so you have no excuse.
Aug 19, 2013 2:57 PM

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SteampunkDalek said:
Shocked said:
Okazaki93 said:
Is anime to blame for weight gain? Or is it Obama? Or maybe even something else?


That literally makes more sense than blaming anime. Other acceptable scapegoats are aliens, Neil Patrick Harris, Fox News, global warming, and the Boogieman.

Seriously though, uh, like, exercise and eat better stuff and...I'm not sure what to say actually.
There's nothing to say. It's a poor attempt at spam-bait -_-

AS IF WE HAVENT HAD ENOUGH TODAY THIS WEEK
Aug 19, 2013 2:57 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
Did Anime make me fat?


lol
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Aug 19, 2013 2:57 PM

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Maybe you should go to the gym, buddy.

Aug 19, 2013 2:57 PM

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lol

Aug 19, 2013 2:58 PM

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Yes, yes it did.

You should do some Goku work out sessions.
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The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself.
Aug 19, 2013 2:58 PM

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Go out with your friends. I personally like to play tennis, basketball and ultimate Frisbee.

Don't snack while watching anime. Don't watch more than 3 hrs a day.
Aug 19, 2013 2:59 PM
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Mirati said:
Absolutely sure its Obama


Thanks Obama!
Aug 19, 2013 3:09 PM

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YandereTheEmo said:
Yes, yes it did.

You should do some Goku work out sessions.
I need to acquire some weighted clothing then. And some senzu beans.

Aug 19, 2013 3:15 PM

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zdude18 said:
YandereTheEmo said:
Yes, yes it did.

You should do some Goku work out sessions.
I need to acquire some weighted clothing then. And some senzu beans.


Just don't eat like Goku afterwards.
Ooo, what a lovely tea party.
Aug 19, 2013 3:16 PM

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lol blaming anime for being fat is this guy serious?
Aug 19, 2013 3:17 PM

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I blame Obama... I'm like 98% sure this is a troll thread, but just start doing small things like pushups and going for a walk. Then eventually start going to the gym and eating healthier. Eventually you'll start to see results.

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Aug 19, 2013 3:17 PM

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TheAsap said:
Wtf is wrong with MAL today.
inb4 a thread created by Lupadim about the difference between white bread and brown bread and if we should consider people eating only white bread racists.
Aug 19, 2013 3:19 PM

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renders said:
lol blaming anime for being fat is this guy serious?
Of course he isn't. If you read the OP you'd know.
Aug 19, 2013 3:19 PM

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Put the food down and stop eating for a few days then stick to a 500 calorie diet after those days, keep yourself hydrated though, you'll lose weight in no time


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renders said:
lol blaming anime for being fat is this guy serious?


Do you really need to ask that?

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But that all changed when the fire nation attacked. Lol jk (that’s an anime reference, I watch a lot of anime)
Aug 19, 2013 3:20 PM

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Eckilsax said:
zdude18 said:
YandereTheEmo said:
Yes, yes it did.

You should do some Goku work out sessions.
I need to acquire some weighted clothing then. And some senzu beans.


Just don't eat like Goku afterwards.
No one can eat like Goku.

Aug 19, 2013 3:20 PM

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Hoppy said:
Put the food down and stop eating for a few days then stick to a 500 calorie diet after those days, keep yourself hydrated though, you'll lose weight in no time


Not a good idea.
Aug 19, 2013 3:35 PM

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zdude18 said:
Eckilsax said:
zdude18 said:
YandereTheEmo said:
Yes, yes it did.

You should do some Goku work out sessions.
I need to acquire some weighted clothing then. And some senzu beans.


Just don't eat like Goku afterwards.
No one can eat like Goku.
Luffy can out eat Goku. Luffy can even eat while sleeping.

Aug 19, 2013 3:36 PM

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IntroverTurtle said:
zdude18 said:
Eckilsax said:
zdude18 said:
YandereTheEmo said:
Yes, yes it did.

You should do some Goku work out sessions.
I need to acquire some weighted clothing then. And some senzu beans.


Just don't eat like Goku afterwards.
No one can eat like Goku.
Luffy can out eat Goku. Luffy can even eat while sleeping.

His only rival.

Aug 19, 2013 3:37 PM

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Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.
Aug 19, 2013 3:38 PM

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goku can eat clouds
Aug 19, 2013 3:39 PM
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IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.
Aug 19, 2013 3:39 PM

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Hoppy said:
Put the food down and stop eating for a few days then stick to a 500 calorie diet after those days, keep yourself hydrated though, you'll lose weight in no time
After heavily damaging your body.
Aug 19, 2013 3:42 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.
It's YOURr onion it is.
Aug 19, 2013 3:42 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.

Aug 19, 2013 3:43 PM

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You were not in tip-top shape. 5'1 and 130 pounds means that you were very close to being overweight, unless you had a lot of muscle mass. (Bmi 24.6, 25 is overweight)
Aug 19, 2013 3:43 PM

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IceBurn said:
Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.
It's YOURr onion it is.
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Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.


OP, you wouldn't be so fat if you just stopped watching Clannad Afterstory on repeat while sobbing and shovelling down ice-cream.
Ooo, what a lovely tea party.
Aug 19, 2013 3:44 PM
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IceBurn said:
Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.
It's YOURr onion it is.


it appears I've been bested
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Eckilsax said:
Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.


OP, you wouldn't be so fat if you just stopped watching Clannad Afterstory on repeat while sobbing and shovelling down ice-cream.


No, watch Clannad AS. After I finished I started punching walls.
Aug 19, 2013 3:45 PM
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It has been proven that you won't get fat as long your diet is healthy and balanced, even if you do not excercise at all.
So I guess.... Obama?
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Eckilsax said:
Okazaki93 said:
IceBurn said:
Avatar isnt a fucking anime fatass.


In YOUR opinion, it's not.


OP, you wouldn't be so fat if you just stopped watching Clannad Afterstory on repeat while sobbing and shovelling down ice-cream.


yeah but the container says fat free
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No. YOU made yourself fat. Stop blaming your excessive jelly rolls on anything but yourself.
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Locked.

Assumption: User is trying to troll/is trolling.
Conclusion: Any "serious" answer to this question have been answered in the form of ^.
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