| Anime quotes taken out of context are mostly very hilarious. But there are anime quotes out there that also sound hilarious even with the context behind them. Classic quotes such as "People die if they are killed." from Fate/Stay Night is a great example of this. What anime quotes do you think are weird and hilarious even with the context behind them? |
| "I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish" - Suzaku Kururugi |
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| "I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT!" - Light Yagami |
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| "Return my boner" - that assistant guy from Tejina-senpai |
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| “The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.” – Goku |
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| How many breads have you eaten in your life? - Dio Brando |
| Basically any Gintama quote "Don't worry about me, just go to hell !" - Kagura "This is a hospital, of course we have ghosts" - A doctor "Did you come to an animal hospital because regular hospitals won't touch you ?" - Kagura to Zura "I want chocolate ! No need for love !" - Gintoki "Hey, you're dripping egg from your crotch. Are you ovulating ?" - Sougo to Kagura "You're a living reminder that there are worse things than food poisoning" - Shinpachi to Madao "My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have three balls" - Gorilla |
| "N-nice to meet you. I belong to the KKK and..." - KKK Member, Shuffle |
 'On-Hold' is another way for a completionist to say 'Dropped' |
| Not from an anime, but "to be poisoned, you have to find poison". |
| You're a louse, Roger Smith. - R. Dorothy Wayneright This is my fight! No Senpai, this is our fight! - Kojou Akatsuki & Yukina Himeragi  |
| Teleport inside me - nayuta Now I really need to put it in my mouth - arisugawa nino, it is not perverted, she was tired after a gig and wanted something to eat |
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Shirou Emiya is a national treasure |
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| "My thighs will always be an all-you-can-eat lunchbox for kids." - Reido "You have to watch his butt to learn the magic circle. Why won't you watch an old man's butt?" - Nike Mahoujin Guruguru is hilarious. That's all I can say. |
| JoJo has plenty of those "There's a shark in my soup!" - Narancia "That left arm is not a right arm" - Crusaders "I swallowed a latex glove earlier in case he was able to get inside me" - Josuke "My mind tends to wander when ball-shaped things are involved" - Josuke |
| "Fun things are fun!" Yui Hirasawa, one of the greatest anime philosophers ever portrayed |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
From Sakura Quest. I don't fully remember the context. |
TheEpicGaijin69 said: "Give up on your dreams and die" - Levi Ackerman That's a horrible one to take out of context. I shouldn't have laughed lmao |
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| "So you have dodged my un-dodgeable spear , Saber!" Fate is a blessing. |
| "The gates of Hell are that way. See you." -Vignette from Gabriel Dropout |
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| I've been swinging my rod around since yesterday - Gon |
HarunaYuka said: TheBigGuy said: Not from an anime, but "to be poisoned, you have to find poison".  which anime is your banner from,ple;ase? It's from Senki Zesshou Symphogear. |
| You're a louse, Roger Smith. - R. Dorothy Wayneright This is my fight! No Senpai, this is our fight! - Kojou Akatsuki & Yukina Himeragi |
Onichich1 said: How many breads have you eaten in your life? - Dio Brando And: "Do you believe in gravity?" - Dio Brando, an Intellectual. Soon |
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| "Shoot them to death without killing them" dude from One Piece |
| "Without his dick Eikichi is useless." |
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| Kimba/Leo the white lion: "Why couldn't all the elephants be nice like Peewee, then they wouldn't have had to be exterminated." Edit: Forgot to write the context. Humans want to kill all elephants (genocide) and Kimba/Leo tries to warn the elephants, but they don't listen and beat him up. The only one, who listens is Peewee a small elephant child. All other elephants then were blown up by tanks or buried under a canyon. |
MandarBloodeagleMay 29, 2020 3:38 AM
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| “ But I have to wonder about killing your friend just because you were irritated “ - Kanaka Amaya |
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How many breads have you eaten in your life? - Dio Brando
| @Onichich1 Was planning on saying this one lol |
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| Pornography can save the world!" _ Taiga Okajima (Assassination Classroom) |
 from Dead Mount Death Play (sharks are awesome) |
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| Time to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. Okay this technically came from Duke nukem but various anime have parodied it. |
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| "Get lost. You wouldn't know a goddamn vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fuckin' dick. So just get of my back" |
Take care of yourself |
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Time to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Okay this technically came from Duke nukem but various anime have parodied it.
Okay this technically came from Duke nukem but various anime have parodied it.
@Retro8bit Have you seen John Carpenter's They Live? |
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Wincest quotes..  ...................................... |
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@captjoe213
HIRASAWA Yui: “We, Houkago Tea-time (afterschool tea-time) is... forever afterschool!” ---- from «K-On»
Everyone couldn't figure out what she meant either and looked at her with bewilderment.
The phrase referred to in this quote is “My Giants are forever immortal.” that was uttered by NAGASHIMA Shigeo, a member of the Yomiuri Giants professional baseball team, in his retirement speech in 1974. The phrase is so well known that it transcends the boundaries of baseball and sports, as he is the first person Japanese people associate with baseball players. There are also several anime in which he himself appears under his own name, such as «Kyojin no Hoshi» and «Samurai Giants.»
NAGASHIMA passed away just last week at the age of 89. This phrase, which reminds us of him, has once again hit the media and jumped to the rankings of net trends.
As an athlete, NAGASHIMA was first-rate, always cheerful, and exceptionally charismatic, but his personality had a kind of ‘ditzy blonde’ quality that is typical of some people of genius. There is no end to the strange things he has said and done and episodes he has had to deal with.
It is often pointed out that ‘immortal’ is ‘forever,’ so there is no need to go to the trouble of adding ‘forever’ on top of ‘immortal.’
He was a beloved character in all these ways.
HIRASAWA Yui: “We, Houkago Tea-time (afterschool tea-time) is... forever afterschool!” ---- from «K-On»
Everyone couldn't figure out what she meant either and looked at her with bewilderment.
The phrase referred to in this quote is “My Giants are forever immortal.” that was uttered by NAGASHIMA Shigeo, a member of the Yomiuri Giants professional baseball team, in his retirement speech in 1974. The phrase is so well known that it transcends the boundaries of baseball and sports, as he is the first person Japanese people associate with baseball players. There are also several anime in which he himself appears under his own name, such as «Kyojin no Hoshi» and «Samurai Giants.»
NAGASHIMA passed away just last week at the age of 89. This phrase, which reminds us of him, has once again hit the media and jumped to the rankings of net trends.
As an athlete, NAGASHIMA was first-rate, always cheerful, and exceptionally charismatic, but his personality had a kind of ‘ditzy blonde’ quality that is typical of some people of genius. There is no end to the strange things he has said and done and episodes he has had to deal with.
It is often pointed out that ‘immortal’ is ‘forever,’ so there is no need to go to the trouble of adding ‘forever’ on top of ‘immortal.’
He was a beloved character in all these ways.
| @aReviewer wow, really cool! Thanks for that info! |
You can make me grow old, but you can never make me grow up! |
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| Anime shows hardly have any noteworthy quotes TBH. |
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