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Jul 8, 2017 2:04 PM
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First of all, I wouldn't get in this situation because I always avoid aggressive women in real life AT ANY COST!
Tho if I get hit then I won't hit her back because tbh I get nervous around aggressive women, I think hitting a women is uncivilized, I think it's morally wrong and I also think that a man fighting a woman is cringey and weird.
Therefore, if a girl hits me then I will ignore her and get out of there (I also wouldn't talk to her and will probably avoid her in future). I might also complain about her to her parents or something. Or maybe just report her to the police if she did some physical damage to me.
Tho that does not mean everyone should also do the same. It's just my opinion and nothing else.
Anyway, this thread at least needs a pic with Sanji's quotes xD



What about you guys?
Will you hit her back?
Or will you just ignore her and go your way? (need to act like Sanji after all xD)
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Jul 8, 2017 2:10 PM
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That depends.


a slap, nah.

If someone is trying to give me a shinner, i'm not just gonna stand and take it


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Jul 8, 2017 2:12 PM
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Depends on if she's a fighter or not. I think I'd probably do what Sanji would do :0

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Jul 8, 2017 2:14 PM
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That topic is quite a debate on the internet. For me it depends on the reason and intention. If it's only a hit and I might've even deserved it I will not act but if she thinks she can hit me because I won't hit back she's mistaken.
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@NoLiferSoul did nothing wrong!

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@Nolifersoul did nothing wrong
Jul 8, 2017 2:15 PM
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I've never been hit by a girl, but if a girl did hit me, you'd better believe that she's gonna get hit back.

Jul 8, 2017 2:16 PM
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If she threatened my life or someone else's, probably. Otherwise, I'd just walk away. Same with a guy. Who cares.


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Jul 8, 2017 2:16 PM
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I'd hope she continues by pressing her foot on my dick and proceed from there
Jul 8, 2017 2:17 PM
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HaXXspetten said:
I'd hope she continues by pressing her foot on my dick and proceed from there


dear lord.


what did i just read.....


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Jul 8, 2017 2:18 PM
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TheRandom said:
HaXXspetten said:
I'd hope she continues by pressing her foot on my dick and proceed from there


dear lord.


what did i just read.....


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@NoLiferSoul did nothing wrong!

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Jul 8, 2017 2:19 PM

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I'm a girl, idk if that changes anything. but i would try to get out of the situation, and if that wasn't possible I would hit back in self defense.

And if it was a girl hitting a guy, I'd hope that the guy would do the same thing I'd do
Jul 8, 2017 2:19 PM

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H-H-HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
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Jul 8, 2017 2:21 PM

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Yeah, I would hit anyone back that hits me.

Unless not hitting them back would be beneficial in some way. (Like, I had a fight with someone a few months back, by staying calm I swayed onlookers to my side. This wasn't a physical fight, but it can work similarly in a physical fight.)
Jul 8, 2017 2:22 PM
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Slam that bitch on the ground. Grab her by the throat and choke slam that bitch straight into a fuckin table. Grab a metal chair and start wailing on her like its some WWE. I would then finish her off with a nice tombstone pile driver right onto a concrete floor.

I would then be arrested, charged with assault, she would go scott free, and I would be brutally ass raped in jail for the next 20 years.
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Ikaros_42oh said:
H-H-HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?


lmao
You reminded me of this video xD



Nice one!
Haha
Tho if I were in that guy's place then I wouldn't have slapped her, I would have reported this to the police

Eight-Man said:
Slam that bitch on the ground. Grab her by the throat and choke slam that bitch straight into a fuckin table. Grab a metal chair and start wailing on her like its some WWE. I would then finish her off with a nice tombstone pile driver right onto a concrete floor.

I would then be arrested, charged with assault, she would go scott free, and I would be brutally ass raped in jail for the next 20 years.


lmao
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Jul 8, 2017 2:35 PM

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Well, I could probably go to jail sooner than she could if I was to hit back... police probably would side with the chick faster than the dude, so...

But regardless, I'd just move on. I'm not looking for drama, so if you're trying to start some then gtfo =[

If it's like some life threatening situation though, then I'd guess I'd have to step up. Even if I end up jail for it, at least I'd be alive...

swirlydragon said:
Ikaros_42oh said:
H-H-HOW CAN SHE SLAP? HOW CAN SHE SLAP?


lmao
You reminded me of this video xD




Wtf, lol. What are they even doing to begin with? Some pause during the filming?

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Jul 8, 2017 2:42 PM

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No one will hit any one without any reason.

If I were a guy, whether it's my fault or not, I wouldn't hit back, and just get out of there. Men hitting women is the worst. But of course self-defense is a different story.


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Jul 8, 2017 2:50 PM

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If she's built like this, then I won't stand a chance.



But if she starts to act crazy and blame me like Hugh Mungus, then we'll have issues.
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If a pregnant woman starts a fight with me, I'll give her a free abortion.
Jul 8, 2017 3:13 PM

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If she strikes me and it's totally unjustified, I don't see why I shouldn't 'reciprocate'. Bearing in mind, I'm talking a stern smack to the upper arm, not a fist to the face.
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Jul 8, 2017 3:28 PM

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No, at the most I would push them away or try to restrain them until the authorities came. If it's life threatening I probably would.
Jul 8, 2017 9:10 PM

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this question was most likely aimed at men but i want to answer anyway.
if the other person slaps, then i'll reciprocate with a slap. if she's using her fists then it's game on.
also i'm not the type to start a fight from someone talking shit, so if they physically assault me first then fighting back can be justified.
Jul 8, 2017 9:19 PM

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Uh, I would call the police if she hit me seriously or tried to injure me obviously and as for the guys who would hit back... what...? Ew lol
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Jul 8, 2017 9:20 PM

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Maybe id slap her butt instead.

I dont think any girl would hit me to begin with so doesn't matter.
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Jul 8, 2017 9:23 PM

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This should be a no brainer swirly swirls.
She's gonna get hit by something a lot bigger.

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I'd hit back only if I felt I had to physically defend myself. My main response would mainly be to try and leave before escalation.
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Jul 8, 2017 11:50 PM

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If they initiate and throw a serious punch, yes. If it's meant to be playful, no.
Jul 9, 2017 12:03 AM

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If the guy didn't do anything wrong, then he should be allowed to act in self defense.





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Jul 9, 2017 12:23 AM

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i would knock her out before she even managed to throw a punch at me, id bob and weave and knock her tf out. no one could beat me up anyway.
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Jul 9, 2017 1:14 AM

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Under a few conditions. Biologically, the average man has better upper arm strength than women. If you know she's weaker than you, restrain your strength to her level or don't do it.

If she's as strong as you are, go ahead. Just keep in mind in either case you won't be able to avoid centuries of deep-rooted social stigma. In my ideal world no such stigma would exist but society treats women as children sometimes so it's unavoidable.
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aiji_hotaru said:
No one will hit any one without any reason.

If I were a guy, whether it's my fault or not, I wouldn't hit back, and just get out of there. Men hitting women is the worst. But of course self-defense is a different story.


Why is men hitting women the worst?

This shows your against equality, or for selective equality (which only ever benefits women).
Jul 9, 2017 5:41 AM

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Women are not made of glass. They want equal rights, and they want to act like they're tough shit because "muh childbirth", so they should be fine with taking a punch to the face
Jul 9, 2017 5:43 AM

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I believe in gender equality, so yes.
Jul 9, 2017 6:30 AM
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If the mistake is mine , then no ... if mistake is not mine , then it depends upon pain
But watch this video , it will give you the right idea

Jul 9, 2017 1:57 PM

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I am with my boy Touma on this one. 3 hits/slaps/... is okay but more than that i dont think my nerves would be so respectful.

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I'd come back at her with a vicious spear and then deliver a devastating jackhammer. I'd fully expect a witness to dive in and count 1, 2, 3 as soon as I go for the pin.
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im a female myself so yeah i would lol

but for guys if she starts trying to throw down on you, then you have a right to defend yourself and anyone who says that it's ok for her to hit you and you aren't allowed to fight back is stupid

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You know what they say. Women deserve equal rights... lefts, jabs, hooks and uppercuts :D
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Jul 10, 2017 12:45 AM

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I'm all for equal rights and often joke about hitting girls as pinnacle of equality.

But if that situation really happened my answer is 'it depends". If she is small/weak and generally doesn't hurt me I'd ignore her or overpower in most gentlemanly way I can. If she were actually dangerous I'd be ok with punching her.

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I'd hope she continues by pressing her foot on my dick and proceed from there

That is an option too. Especially if she were my (nonexistent) little sister.
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Hell no. Ill get one of my female friends or my sisters to handle it if she gets too physical, otherwise I would just restrain her until she calms down. Hitting a girl just isn't worth it, no matter how much you feel like they deserve it.
Jul 10, 2017 12:47 AM
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well since i am also the female persuasion it won't be a problem
Jul 10, 2017 1:27 AM

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I wouldn't hit her back, I would just restrain her until she calms down. I'm such a gentleman. :^)
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Hell no. Ill get one of my female friends or my sisters to handle it if she gets too physical, otherwise I would just restrain her until she calms down. Hitting a girl just isn't worth it, no matter how much you feel like they deserve it.


Yeah, dude
I think that's the better option.
I remember I was standing in a line (when I visited Taj Mahal), but then some girls try to push me and when I question them about it, they replied that they were standing longer than me and wanted me to stand at the back. Their approach was kinda aggressive so I got nervous and they pushed me out of the line :(
But then my mom comes and starts scolding them in a high voice and then the girls give me back my position :)
Hehehehehehe
They sure look pissed



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Jul 10, 2017 2:57 AM

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I usually don't even get involved with real girls as much so I rarely get hit unless you include my mom who hits me whenever I have a good reason to get hit for. I would not hit a girl back at all. I do not have any friends anymore but my last friend that was a girl was probably in 2nd grade(now in 11th grade).

If a girl just hit me I wouldn't hit her back depending on multiple variables. For example where am I getting hit at? If it's a public place, I would let her give me a good beating without defending myself so that people can witness this and hopefully there's a security cam somewhere that catches it. Then I can say that I got assaulted by her on or whatever , press charges and etc. Same thing with if it was a private place, I take the hits like a man and just go to court for innocence. If she has a good reason for hitting me like my mom then I'll gladly take the hit.
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If it's just once, then I would let it go, but if they continue to hit me after I give them warnings to stop, then you bet I'm gonna punch back

"Dude you can't punch a girl, that's wrong"

If you wanna act like a man, I'm gonna treat you like a man.
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Hitting anyone back is just stupid, you can always press charges and gain more money to support your useless existence.
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As much as I would want to, I would refrain from doing so simply because if I do hit her, then she will cry out and I'll get sued for assaulting a woman...and the woman will always win...It's one of their special gold digging tricks.
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Hitting anyone back is just stupid, you can always press charges and gain more money to support your useless existence.


Well yeah, you are right about this xD

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As much as I would want to, I would refrain from doing so simply because if I do hit her, then she will cry out and I'll get sued for assaulting a woman...and the woman will always win...It's one of their special gold digging tricks.


Yep, you are right.
Some woman love doing these things



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I'd rather slit my own throat than hit a woman. Something such as pride or self defense means nothing in the presence of the beings which god has put his effort into to resemble that of an angel. I believe even woman who are evil and twisted don't deserve to be hurt by a man, because the wickedness of their minds has likely been injected into their minds by the world's cruelty. Sorry if anyone finds this cringe or thinks I'm crazy, but I don't care, that's just the way I was raised by my parents and ever since I've been taught to never hit a woman, I haven't been able to do it, no matter how much I'm laughed at or driven into madness.
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I'm not a fan of going to prison, so no, I'll have to definitely pass on that.
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Why do so many dudes think about this situation? It is not like we live in a world where women can wail on men without consequences anyway, nor one in which most women would. So many dudes worry about not being able to "defend" themselves against women for fear of being lynched, but it seems that this fear assumes that women could hit men with impunity. I do not think this is true. Realistically speaking, most people have instincts for self-preservation, making such a situation unlikely. Men are just generally much stronger than woman, and there plenty of men who do hurt women without even that level of provocation.

So who is hurting who with no regards to the consequences?

So women attacking men seems far rarer an occurrence because most women know they cannot win mano el mano. Not that it does not happen, but I do not worry about it to ruminate on it as some great moral conundrum. Most women are incapable of hurting me without weapons, and as a matter of fact, I would not hit a man either if he was a stick figure. Now if you were going after my sister or my girlfriend/future girlfriend then yeah, you're going to get clocked, but I am not going to throw a full-fisted haymaker if it looks like it'll kill you.

Just because someone is hitting me, doesn't mean I want to kill them. That's just horrible, and I don't want to escalate a situation because of such a huge strength divide.
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