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Most of you seem lost without a sense of purpose, so why not join the military. You will earn money and get various benefits, make friends, regularly exercise, build discipline  and have a purpose in life.

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Jun 4, 2023 3:43 PM
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I've considered it, but my life hasn't gone that way yet.
Jun 4, 2023 3:53 PM
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if u just looked at me ud immediately know why
Jun 4, 2023 4:11 PM
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not a psychopath, dont need an excuse to legally murder people that i dont know.
Army should do more to appeal to people like me.

Like license to kill and various creature comfort perks.

I would like to join Chair Force though

Always liked planes and air.
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Jun 4, 2023 4:11 PM
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sorry id rather not go to the imperialist meat grinder
Jun 4, 2023 4:15 PM
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I am against being a sacrificial pawn for some cash when far safer jobs exist.
Jun 4, 2023 4:37 PM
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Fuck the military lol defund that shit
Jun 4, 2023 4:42 PM
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I thought about joining the Coast Guard once, but never carried through with it. 
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Jun 4, 2023 5:13 PM
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That is the neat thing. It doesn't have pity or remorse and it absolutely will not stop until you are dead.

Jun 4, 2023 5:28 PM

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Because I think war is stupid. That's it.
Jun 4, 2023 6:02 PM

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I'm not a cuck who would throw my life away so some greedy fucks can get richer.
Jun 4, 2023 6:17 PM
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I'm too old.
You can't enlist after 25 or 27, I believe.
Jun 4, 2023 6:26 PM

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Have too many health problems. I couldn't even eat the MREs.
Jun 4, 2023 6:28 PM
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I don't think the Canuckistan's military and the People's Liberation Army would accept a extremely short woman like me as a peon.
Jun 4, 2023 6:29 PM

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im ready and willing to do my duty for the empire

the barbarians must be brought to heel 
Jun 4, 2023 6:57 PM

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Why would I? I haven't fallen for their propaganda and I wouldn't sell my soul for money. If I joined they would regret it mark my words. 
Jun 4, 2023 7:28 PM

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Because I'm more of use for my country in my current job than I would ever be as a soldier, especially at my age heh.
Jun 4, 2023 7:30 PM

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I prefer killing people for free.

It's like playing in your free time or being forced to play.
Jun 4, 2023 7:45 PM

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I'm too small and introverted for the military, you also have to pass multiple tests, evaluations, and go through a long process just to get in and at the end of it all you could end up doing a job you aren't happy with.
Jun 4, 2023 7:50 PM

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As a kid, I always wanted to join the military, but in the end I never joined. Simply by the fact that I didn't agree on the Gulf war or other Middle east wars that the west participated on.

We also do have a King, but I see him and his family more like a culture thing. The issue I have with my King and my government is, they send men to the battlefield behind their desk, safely behind strict security.

If someone dies, they tell 5 minutes a sad story on the television and after that, they forgot the name of the killed soldier already.

I ain't going to risk my life for a fat neck behind a desk, nor any hidden agenda's to generate money like taking over oil fields in the middle East. Not for that 60 grand, hell no.

If I fight for a salary, I would rather join a PMC company.

I'm thinking to join the reserve, and we have a different kind of reserve in our country. Our reserve is a part-time soldier. A active in duty soldier next to your main job.

You have two trainings per week, and you need to complete a X amount per year. You will be a part-time soldier, which means, you help with security, help with nature disasters, secure public places in case of a terrorist attack, security on airports or docks etc. You have all kind of varity of tasks.

And the good thing is, you aren't send to any conflict zone without your permission. So, if you don't agree with something, then you don't have to go.

Ideal for me, so I can choose what I want to do, and help where I'm needed and not risk my life for some hidden agenda, like the whole failed middle East conflicts.

Even though they have only 2 trainings per week, mostly evenings, they perform very well. Based on your skills and training, you can be even placed in a group with full time military personal.

They also use the same equipment, like the Colt c7 and Colt c8.

I'm thinking to join them, maximum age is 55.
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Jun 4, 2023 8:49 PM

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I will definitely enlist to kill random people because a shark dude from an anime website told me to.
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Hello can you please watch Kitaku-bu Katsudou Kiroku
Jun 4, 2023 8:55 PM

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I'm a coward and I'm stupid so I can't imagine I'd be a good fit
Jun 4, 2023 9:02 PM

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I'm not very patriotic. And both my parents were in the military and they both have horror stories from it. Saying that they were constantly surrounded by the most insufferable people and terrible conditions. I'll pass
Jun 4, 2023 9:36 PM

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No. Why? Cause I am an university student and I have a better choice of job than being in military, not to mention that there are multiple different info about how bad/good the military of Poland is/was for the last decade. If I wouldn't find any possibilities after receiving Master Degree than maybe I will join them instead of being unemployed, after seeing what the good boys from PKO [ukr: ПДК] are doin at the front lines in Belgorod region.
Jun 4, 2023 9:44 PM
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The bottom line of that poster bothers me. The whole thing is all caps until it gets to that point, and then it makes capital letters bolder. That's the reason why I don't join the military.

No, but really there are a few reasons why I don't join the military. For one, I lack the contentiousness that is required to endure in such conditions. Another is simply the fact that I dislike the military as an institution. I reject most notions that the military, or government should be funding conflicts on foreign soil, and should be used exclusively for defence. If it is to exist at all.

This ground is soiled by those before me and their lies. I dare not look up for on me I feel their eyes
Jun 4, 2023 10:29 PM

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Because America is not worth fighting for in its current state. It's a greedy, narcissistic country. 
Jun 4, 2023 10:35 PM

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I personally have no objections to foreign wars or killing people in general. I am all for it.

I just want to make sure military can reward me sufficiently enough for the effort it takes to join and be in there. Because I am a greedy person with expensive tastes.


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im ready and willing to do my duty for the empire

the barbarians must be brought to heel 
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Jun 4, 2023 11:23 PM

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bc i have
- full time job
- full time uni
- hobbies
- seen Fullmetal Jacket
Jun 5, 2023 1:01 AM

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Only if all the politicians join the military too and are thrown in the battlefield too, not just sitting in a fancy room giving out orders. I am not fighting for someone's else ego and greed. I am good. Unless it's a total world war that makes all politicians participate too, i am good. The only times that happened for some countries was mostly during ww1, ww2 and certain civil wars. It's not my passion to kill others in someone else's stead, no thnks. I would only go that far for my the safety of me and my loved ones only. 

Jun 5, 2023 12:53 PM
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I don't qualify. They have already chased me down for months to get me to join because I accidently filled out the wrong sheet in a military history class years ago. I still get calls to this day. 
Jun 5, 2023 11:21 PM

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I may not value my life very much, but if I'm going to die I'm going to die for something I actually give a fuck about.
Jun 6, 2023 3:49 AM
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I have asthma (which is pretty light and controlable tho) and a coordination disorder, I'm gonna shoot myself at worst lol.

Bigger parts of my country's military is about disaster control in floodings etc... and I have a friend working there in the medical section, he's not gonna kill anyone soon.

Also I'm twisted about the hate people bring up against the military. There might some toxic structures in it that have to change, but you can't get rid of a country's disaster control and defense line alltogether and we don't live in a world where it's not needed anymore.

The same people who want to get rid of militaries all over the globe, post "#IstandwithUkraine". Yeah nice thing, but a country not gonna defend itself without.
It's a good ideal but an utopia to think we could live without that.
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Jun 6, 2023 4:03 AM

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one of the only things worse than a weeb is a military stan

Jun 6, 2023 5:25 AM
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Perhaps I would get kicked out/sent home the first day when the military would look at me, simply they would say "kid, go home, this isn't for you."
Jun 6, 2023 6:52 AM

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I would think my life would be less meaningful if I went to the military. Especially considering there is no actual benefit in going to the military here in germany. 
Jun 6, 2023 9:17 AM

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Why? Robots wil take over the military jobs from humans anyway in the future. Whats even the pont.
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I had already declined for moral reasons years ago, but even without that, the prospect of getting forced inoculations of a useless and potentially harmful product for a common cold virus where there has always been cross-immunity and the prospect of representing Rainbowstan doesn't sit well with me
Jun 6, 2023 10:58 AM

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend

So I can't because I'd be too confused
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Because I'm over the age limit, one, and two I've had frequent urination issues throughout much of my life and I can't imagine only being able to go to the bathroom at some set time. Also, I didn't get physically fit until after I was over the age limit. When I was younger, I had trouble running a mile. I was a stereotypical skinny nerd. Ironically despite being older I could probably pass the ACFT or PFT or whatever test with some preparation.
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katsucats said:
Because I'm over the age limit, one, and two I've had frequent urination issues throughout much of my life and I can't imagine only being able to go to the bathroom at some set time. Also, I didn't get physically fit until after I was over the age limit. When I was younger, I had trouble running a mile. I was a stereotypical skinny nerd. Ironically despite being older I could probably pass the ACFT or PFT or whatever test with some preparation.
Are these things really preclude you from joining?

Had much of the same problems in the past. Was stereotypical skinny nerd, but now I am much bigger.

I do not think I can run a mile even now.
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Jun 8, 2023 2:07 AM
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I would if they had sadistic sexy women drill sergeants like on TV.
 

Jun 11, 2023 9:10 AM

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Most of you seem lost without a sense of purpose, so why not join the military. You will earn money and get various benefits, make friends, regularly exercise, build discipline  and have a purpose in life.

Served three years in the US Army as a mech infantry soldier Went to basic Training at Fort Benning Ga,Which is now Fort Moore because of the woke crowd..  Stationed at Fort Hood Texas for awhile which is now called Fort Cavazos because of the woke crowd. My last duty station was Campy Hovey Republic of Korea. Which is now either closed down or in the process of being closed down.
Jun 11, 2023 4:13 PM

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I always considered it since I was a kid. I think what a lot of you people here don't get is not all people join the military because they love their country. "America is not worth fighting for" and "I haven't fallen for their propaganda" are very ignorant takes because a lot of people join because, depending on their country, they are forced to. Look at Korea. And it is easy employment. Are you fit? Then you can pass the military tests. In fact, kids I knew in high school who joined the military did not give a flying fuck about my country. They just thought it would make a good career, and it does. You don't need to be smart to be a soldier, you just need to know how to kill efficiently and know what to do in the heat of battle.
Jun 11, 2023 5:55 PM

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The British army tried to conscript me in 2013.
I just wore an enamel pin of Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony on my lapel during basic training and kept saying the phrase "epic bacon" until I was "dishonourably discharged"  A big win as far as I was concerned.
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1. Not interested in risking my life
2. Not interested in taking the life of other soldiers
3. Not interested in fighting for the interests of the US Military Industrial Complex that has spent the past half century destabilizing regimes in the middle east, replacing them with our own, and invading again once our puppet regime inevitably gets ousted. 
4. I'm bad at following orders
5. I don't want to get emotionally broken down and brainwashed in basic training by some drill sargent
Life is more pleasure than pain. You have meaning so long as you choose to. Everything matters to someone.
Jun 13, 2023 11:46 AM
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I would rather not join a regime that only fixes the problems that it creates for itself.
Jun 13, 2023 11:40 PM
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My cousin in China officially enlisted in the People's Liberation Army Naval Force, AKA the Chinese Navy, a week ago. He will have interesting moments in his life in the Liaoning Peninsula, AKA the land right next to the western part of North Korea.

I think he will listen to this.




Be loyal to the (Communist) Party (of China) and win victories.
Oh, yeah. He will be in adminstration division as he was trained as an accountant. He will definitely encounter Party members in the higher ups.
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Bobby2Hands said:
The British army tried to conscript me in 2013.
I just wore an enamel pin of Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony on my lapel during basic training and kept saying the phrase "epic bacon" until I was "dishonourably discharged"  A big win as far as I was concerned.
Sadly that trick won't fly in the Luftwaffe
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Nah, eventho I don't have any purpose to live, I prefer not to affiliate with organizations which fantasizes black and white morality and absolute absence of free will.
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