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Aug 12, 2022 8:18 PM
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Have you ever stopped loving your waifu for some reason and divorced her? Or has your waifu divorced you for being a big dumb stinker?

If so, does your ex-waifu like Ex Arm?

I don't have a waifu so I can't answer.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
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Aug 12, 2022 8:20 PM
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Anime fans stop being cringe challenge (Impossible edition)
Aug 12, 2022 8:31 PM
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Not Really, Mai Valentine has always been my #1.
My waifu is the most wonderful waifu. Mai Valentine.
Aug 12, 2022 8:38 PM
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TheBlockernator said:
Not Really, Mai Valentine has always been my #1.

I appreciate your dedication. Wholesome and admirable.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 12, 2022 8:40 PM
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EndlessMaria said:
I don't have a waifu so I can't answer.

Amen.

This is only a sample of my harem: (I select from the pool of them which ones are the special someones for the night)

Aug 12, 2022 8:42 PM
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IpreferEcchi said:
EndlessMaria said:
I don't have a waifu so I can't answer.

Amen.

This is only a sample of my harem: (I select from the pool of them which ones are the special someones for the night)


You and @Catalano are harem chads. The true masterrace.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 12, 2022 8:45 PM
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Can't get divorced if even anime girls avoid you 👍
Aug 12, 2022 8:49 PM
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Jamison2210 said:
Can't get divorced if even anime girls avoid you 👍

Now this is the peak sigma grindset.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 12, 2022 8:53 PM
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Saber has always been and always will be my waifu 🙏🛐

Aug 12, 2022 9:05 PM

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Anime fans stop being cringe challenge (Impossible edition)


Anime fans on MAL stop being cringe challenge.




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Aug 12, 2022 11:37 PM

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For people who have Waifus, this sounds like a graduation to normality, leaving cringe behind.


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You should. He believes in you.
Aug 12, 2022 11:47 PM
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I would put it the other way around, how could you divorce someone if you never had one in the first place?
Me every time I hear the word "reparations": 🤣🤣🤣
Aug 13, 2022 1:05 AM

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_spoon_ said:
Saber has always been and always will be my waifu 🙏🛐

Based. It is wonderful to see another dedicated individual. I am beginning to have more faith in humanity.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 13, 2022 1:08 AM

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When I am looking for waifus, I dont apply any subtraction rules, I only apply addition rules. This means that my harem only expands. No waifu gets out of my harem, they only add up.
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then its not a waste of time.

Aug 13, 2022 1:11 AM

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I did have two different ones before the two now that I've had for 5-6 years now, so yes I guess so.
Aug 13, 2022 1:26 AM

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There's no question of divorce since I can't legally get married to most of them in the first place. Besides, im nice to lil grills.
Aug 13, 2022 1:33 AM
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Adagaki Aki my first waifu and still the best
Aug 13, 2022 1:42 AM

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I don't see my waifus as my equals

Waifu is a rank or an honor title I give to females that have earned it

All my waifus live under the same laws. I only accept lesbians and I will NEVER share them with anime males

So I have clear waifu rules that will be obeyed at all times, If any of them dare step out of line there will be stripped of their rank and lose their waifu status. And the anime will be punished with a 1/10

Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica

Sayaka was really good at first and even talked about marrying other girls. But it was all Yuri bait. She betrayed me and cried for a hideous anime male. Not acceptable she is not my lesbian angel and she lost her rank. Anime got 1/10 as a result

My waifus have to be gay loyal and pure otherwise I don't want them anymore =P Simple











Aug 13, 2022 1:51 AM

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Yuri-Crusader said:
I don't see my waifus as my equals

Waifu is a rank or an honor title I give to females that have earned it

All my waifus live under the same laws. I only accept lesbians and I will NEVER share them with anime males

So I have clear waifu rules that will be obeyed at all times, If any of them dare step out of line there will be stripped of their rank and lose their waifu status. And the anime will be punished with a 1/10

Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica

Sayaka was really good at first and even talked about marrying other girls. But it was all Yuri bait. She betrayed me and cried for a hideous anime male. Not acceptable she is not my lesbian angel and she lost her rank. Anime got 1/10 as a result

My waifus have to be gay loyal and pure otherwise I don't want them anymore =P Simple

I'm going to be honest with you, and I am not trying to be negative in any way, but I didn't understand anything you said. Care to explain in a way that an uncultured idiot such as myself can understand?
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 13, 2022 2:21 AM

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i dont have any female characters in my favorites except for that clay woman from shitcom
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Aug 13, 2022 2:35 AM

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Can you define what a waifu is? .....
Aug 13, 2022 2:37 AM

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Only real women are allowed to file for divorce. Waifu are mostly doormat, anyway.
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Aug 13, 2022 2:29 PM
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Lol I think i have..but if current one was in existence from the start, I wouldn't have done so
 

Aug 13, 2022 3:21 PM

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Never. I just add more waifus to the list.
Aug 13, 2022 3:33 PM

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dardardarner said:
Never. I just add more waifus to the list.

More waifu, such as the witch Elaina?
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 13, 2022 3:34 PM

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EndlessMaria said:
dardardarner said:
Never. I just add more waifus to the list.

More waifu, such as the witch Elaina?


Yes, I was waiting for this. Elaina is the perfect waifu.
Aug 13, 2022 3:42 PM

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EndlessMaria said:
dardardarner said:
Never. I just add more waifus to the list.

More waifu, such as the witch Elaina?


She was always my waifu

Hrybami said:


Yes, I was waiting for this. Elaina is the perfect waifu.


*insert Predator Epic Handshake meme*
Aug 13, 2022 4:01 PM

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@Hrybami @dardardarner

My favorite character from Majo no Tabitabi is Selena! That EVIL little loli.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
☆☆☆

Aug 13, 2022 4:08 PM

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EndlessMaria said:
@Hrybami @dardardarner

My favorite character from Majo no Tabitabi is Selena! That EVIL little loli.


Noo dont remind me of that episode / chapter
Aug 13, 2022 4:09 PM

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dardardarner said:
EndlessMaria said:
@Hrybami @dardardarner

My favorite character from Majo no Tabitabi is Selena! That EVIL little loli.


Noo dont remind me of that episode / chapter

That episode actually gave me a panic attack. I am serious. But it was sooooo good though. I cried.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
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Aug 13, 2022 4:19 PM

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EndlessMaria said:

That episode actually gave me a panic attack. I am serious. But it was sooooo good though. I cried.


Yesss that episode made me love the show and I even bought the novels. If you haven't I recommend you read them, they're just as good. There's still one chapter from the novel I hope gets animated.
Aug 13, 2022 4:20 PM

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dardardarner said:
EndlessMaria said:

That episode actually gave me a panic attack. I am serious. But it was sooooo good though. I cried.


Yesss that episode made me love the show and I even bought the novels. If you haven't I recommend you read them, they're just as good. There's still one chapter from the novel I hope gets animated.

I need to read it! Majo no Tabitabi is such a good anime. I want to see where Elaina's journey goes from here.
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"There's a huge difference between one and infinity.
However, compared to the difference between
existence and non-existence, one and infinite are
nearly the same. I am the child destined to become
the best witch... no... The greatest Creator in the world...!"
-Maria Ushiromiya
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Aug 13, 2022 4:25 PM

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EndlessMaria said:

I need to read it! Majo no Tabitabi is such a good anime. I want to see where Elaina's journey goes from here.


Yea its one of my favorite animes and light novels! Everytime a new volume comes out I read the entire thing in 1-2 days when it arrives.
Aug 13, 2022 4:43 PM

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Yeah pretty much the complete truth.
Aug 13, 2022 6:08 PM
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Yes, I think I've ever done that before lmao.
Aug 13, 2022 7:36 PM

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If you choose waifus that end up dying later in the story, you don't need to divorce them to get out of the relationship
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They are added to an ever-growing harem.
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Wtf is this question anime weebs behaviour💀💀💀💀
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Bro, wtf is this question? 💀

"Have you ever stopped loving your waifu for some reason and divorced her?"
- Why is it phrased like that? Ain't no way you were like: "Ah, yes. That's a good way to ask that question."

"Or has your waifu divorced you for being a big dumb stinker?"
- I guess every waifu would do that, if they could.

"If so, does your ex-waifu like Ex Arm?"
- I doubt even the characters in Ex-Arm would like Ex-Arm.
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@MegaStride shut up you freaking troll dumb ahh breathing instance of the homo sapiens species.
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Yeah I have, but does anyone have the divorce papers? I cant find them and I need to sign it /genq
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Have you ever stopped loving your waifu for some reason and divorced her?
I don't have a waifu but I've never divorced my husbando, he's been my one and only husbando for a really long time and will stay that way forever, my love for him just keeps on increasing.

Or has your waifu divorced you for being a big dumb stinker?
If he was real he most likely would lol, Yuuri is the only one that's important to him after all.
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My waifu history so far:
Rei (Evangeltion) -> Videl (DBZ) -> Mirajane (Fairy Tail) -> Akeno (DxD) -> Nagatoro (Nagatoro) -> Marin (Bisque Doll)
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i think you should go outside and look for real people

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I still find it hard to belive that i ever found Asuna Yuuki to be attractive.
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"Have you ever divorced your waifu? (ex-waifu)"

No.
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Technically yes, I am ashamed to admit...it was Shiina Mayuri before I found Lucy Heartfilia. Mayuri is still one of my favorite female characters though.
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Dawg what the actual fuck 😭😭☝🏻⁉️
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No. Because no waifu no laifu. There is no divorce

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Asuna from SAO,
Extremeley beautiful and very elegant hair, but I couldn't bear to watch the anime past ep 17/18,
as a result I stopped liking her as much,
Of course this was a long time ago, I was a bit judgemental with my first few anime,
I will give this one another chance in the near future though
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